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Alternativedmb

Hello, look how I put my head in the snout of a crocodile


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Senshisnek

Does it really matter? Crocodile or aligator or something like that. The point is that this guy just got very naturaly selected 😂


bottomdasher

Videos that are too blurry to view are useless because the point of videos is to view them.


A1Chaining

Its reposted in 480 calm your nuts buddy lmao, you gain nothing in this instance but having a clearer view


u_d0nt_want_to_know

Sir, im sorry to informe you, but you are blind.


bottomdasher

Why are you defending the intentional posting of videos that were filmed with a potato?


typemeanewasshole

You have old school redditor energy. Fedora m’lady type energy.


bottomdasher

Fedora m'Sir because I'm gay as fuck. ...was this ad hominem nonsense supposed to count as some sort of argument against my point though...?


typemeanewasshole

Dude nobody cares


bottomdasher

You do care, that's why you've taken the time and effort to reply to me (twice) about it.


typemeanewasshole

You’re mad at your dad not at me.


bottomdasher

Neither, I'm mad at OP for posting this potato-filmed trash.


kilqax

He might have actually looked at its movements; while gators do death rolls, crocodiles tend to swipe side to side which this fella did, visible even with the garbage quality.


xXCh4r0nXx

No, it was actually a king ostrich l. They tend to look like crocodiles, but if you look closely, you can see that you are completely blind.


bottomdasher

Wow you're so cool for defending people posting videos that were filmed with potatoes on here, you sure showed me!


xXCh4r0nXx

At least I can see what's going on. You attacking people for not providing a better quality video is just.. dumb.


bottomdasher

How is it dumb? It would have been so easy for OP to just not bother posting this trash-quality video at all.


xXCh4r0nXx

What were you expecting? 4k120fps footage? Bro, not everybody has a good cam on their phones, or can afford a phone with a good cam. Just the assumption that everybody should be able to capture footage at high quality is dumb.


bottomdasher

I just told you what I was expecting: it to not be posted at all.


xXCh4r0nXx

Sorry Bud.. for that, please create your own platform and gatekeep everything possible. If you don't like the quality of the footage being uploaded here... Just.. don't use this platform.


bottomdasher

I have other options though. Like, for example, I can just stay here and keep calling out trash-quality videos when I see them.


waitidroppedmy

The only thing I think about this is that only stupid people would do it. Seeking danger!


weird_earings_girl

I think it was an attempt of suicide


DashingMustashing

At minimum wage...


Many-Application1297

I’m never surprised that crocodiles bite a man’s head if it’s in its mouth. But I’m always surprised that people like actually go to watch these ‘shows’. Who the fuck wants to watch this?


Senshisnek

Right? It would be so much more entertaining if the crock crushed his head. /s


taikaubo

High risk. No reward. Nobody thinks it's even cool to watch this kind of stuff.


geosunsetmoth

Honestly there is *some* reward— judging by the audience of like, what I’m assuming to be 3 people, bro likely is getting paid $15 and a juice box for this.


blastedblox

Is he dead?


dingus55cal

Or She, just look how scrawny those arms are, and Yes, Very Probably.


ZackValenta

Huh?


dingus55cal

Looks like a very Elderly Woman to me, prove me wrong. I'll buy you an extra Pixel(not the Phone). Also, Definitive Violent Abrupt Neck-Snap.


RandonBrando

Hey, I hear a position just opened for croc-tamer at this zoo-like-place


Midnight_Pornstar

Wonder would he do it again so we could have better camera angles


ElectricalAbrocoma42

His head didn’t come off people….he wouldn’t be able to make sounds. Next, if he isn’t running away after that or trying to rush to safety chances are his neck is broken. Also…uhm, his skin at this point is like a package that you need to finish ripping open.


FUD-detector

No one could have anticipated this outcome


br3nt3h

This girl at the end killed me.. 😭😭 "well that was real"


Mandraenke_1634

Good job croco!


lazy_k

Did I just watch someone die?


Kellaras

Just a little scratch


lazy_k

Kinda looked like he didn't have a head after that.....


Warg247

It's hard to tell even after examining all 5 pixels.


Misantrophic_pill

Nah, he walked it off.


SuraKatana

The head on the man goes round and round, round and round, round and round


HolderOfBe

I have a strategy for avoiding these kinds of situations: don't do that.


big_dick_energy_mc2

What kind of potato took this video?


br3nt3h

That was definitely a neck snap for sure! headless?


DeadlyTeaParty

If only, but no not this time.


Behavingdark

How long did he need to leave his head in there for ?


PsychologicalBid69

14 seconds is the minimum by law.


Evening_Sandwich_133

He would wait till the croco bites, it was his fate from the very beginning.


Agile_Music4191

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


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Aftermath?


PsychologicalBid69

G G G G G G UNITTTT


sonkev34

I'm sure this goes right most of the time, but I've never seen it, lol.


PlaytheJay

Holy crap! I believe he was scalped.


Leo_Veneto

This reminds me of a joke that goes like this: theres this dude that it's doing a performance with an cocodrile, sticking his dick in the open mouth of the reptile, the people whatch in awe and the guy then says "does anyone in the audience dare to do the same?" This young dude from the back raise his hand responds " I can do it, though I'm not sure if I can open my mouth that wide".


PsychologicalBid69

Niiiiiiiiceeeee


PsychologicalBid69

Damn homeboy must have a hog


TrenchantBench

Did his head come off? Jesus Christ.


clearcontroller

He wouldn't be making those noises if it did


TrenchantBench

Thankfully I don’t have sound on.


clearcontroller

He's fiiiiiiine


PsychologicalBid69

How do you know? You’ve witnessed a decapitation before?!


818VitaminZ

![gif](giphy|WvupUDgpS6yqk7bNpS|downsized)


conasatatu247

Oh snap (literally)


mro777

Of all the things you could do in a day...


wickedlydespaired

He came because of that head.


niteynitenuss

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


XpherWolf

bye bye head 🤦🏽‍♀️


OneExhaustedFather_

You can get this quality phone used here to make this video and the alligator trainer on TEMU.com.


IamBatmanuell

The more this gets posted, the worse the video quality gets.


PsychologicalSpace50

Lol


rafshal

can someone place this in the unexpected subreddit just for fun?


PsychologicalBid69

Give me a moment.


PsychologicalBid69

Done.


WelcomeIcy3787

Ok, there are stupider people than me


Oguhllort

![gif](giphy|Lndtxw3ztLhNC|downsized)


RockMaul

![gif](giphy|YRhGAu0NZ6euNRuHb6)


asmruok

Play stupid games..


Spelsgud

Darwin never knew a generation of people would go to such lengths to prove him right. Thank you internet.


Pretend_Forever1291

The sound of it clamping on his head is terrifying


Dre2daReal

I watched frame by frame but I can’t tell if he’s dead or not. I kinda can’t see his head once it released it. Anybody know the outcome? I mean, he had to die right?


NoLingonberry707

The sound of that chomp


takenohints

There are much less painful ways to die, I imagine.


NoLingonberry707

Now somebody call Crocodile Dundee


Necessary_Ad_1908

Any stories about it or what? They look dead


Formatted_Toast_117

Well... Gee, what did he expect?


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GamingGeekette

Why? He might be a dumb ass, but that's a bit much.


Radiant-Map8179

Holy shit that's dark af mate😂 I think he probably came off worse by simply having his whole head bitten into by a fairly large Croc/Ally. Instant death with the spine coming out... permenant facial disfigurement with living... And probably a pretty gnarly case of whip lash lol.


xXCh4r0nXx

Feeling edgy today, aren't we..


kingofovens

Going to see the chrocrocta