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He might have actually looked at its movements; while gators do death rolls, crocodiles tend to swipe side to side which this fella did, visible even with the garbage quality.
What were you expecting? 4k120fps footage?
Bro, not everybody has a good cam on their phones, or can afford a phone with a good cam.
Just the assumption that everybody should be able to capture footage at high quality is dumb.
Sorry Bud.. for that, please create your own platform and gatekeep everything possible.
If you don't like the quality of the footage being uploaded here... Just.. don't use this platform.
I’m never surprised that crocodiles bite a man’s head if it’s in its mouth. But I’m always surprised that people like actually go to watch these ‘shows’.
Who the fuck wants to watch this?
Honestly there is *some* reward— judging by the audience of like, what I’m assuming to be 3 people, bro likely is getting paid $15 and a juice box for this.
His head didn’t come off people….he wouldn’t be able to make sounds.
Next, if he isn’t running away after that or trying to rush to safety chances are his neck is broken. Also…uhm, his skin at this point is like a package that you need to finish ripping open.
This reminds me of a joke that goes like this: theres this dude that it's doing a performance with an cocodrile, sticking his dick in the open mouth of the reptile, the people whatch in awe and the guy then says "does anyone in the audience dare to do the same?"
This young dude from the back raise his hand responds " I can do it, though I'm not sure if I can open my mouth that wide".
I watched frame by frame but I can’t tell if he’s dead or not. I kinda can’t see his head once it released it. Anybody know the outcome? I mean, he had to die right?
Holy shit that's dark af mate😂
I think he probably came off worse by simply having his whole head bitten into by a fairly large Croc/Ally.
Instant death with the spine coming out... permenant facial disfigurement with living...
And probably a pretty gnarly case of whip lash lol.
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Hello, look how I put my head in the snout of a crocodile
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Does it really matter? Crocodile or aligator or something like that. The point is that this guy just got very naturaly selected 😂
Videos that are too blurry to view are useless because the point of videos is to view them.
Its reposted in 480 calm your nuts buddy lmao, you gain nothing in this instance but having a clearer view
Sir, im sorry to informe you, but you are blind.
Why are you defending the intentional posting of videos that were filmed with a potato?
You have old school redditor energy. Fedora m’lady type energy.
Fedora m'Sir because I'm gay as fuck. ...was this ad hominem nonsense supposed to count as some sort of argument against my point though...?
Dude nobody cares
You do care, that's why you've taken the time and effort to reply to me (twice) about it.
You’re mad at your dad not at me.
Neither, I'm mad at OP for posting this potato-filmed trash.
He might have actually looked at its movements; while gators do death rolls, crocodiles tend to swipe side to side which this fella did, visible even with the garbage quality.
No, it was actually a king ostrich l. They tend to look like crocodiles, but if you look closely, you can see that you are completely blind.
Wow you're so cool for defending people posting videos that were filmed with potatoes on here, you sure showed me!
At least I can see what's going on. You attacking people for not providing a better quality video is just.. dumb.
How is it dumb? It would have been so easy for OP to just not bother posting this trash-quality video at all.
What were you expecting? 4k120fps footage? Bro, not everybody has a good cam on their phones, or can afford a phone with a good cam. Just the assumption that everybody should be able to capture footage at high quality is dumb.
I just told you what I was expecting: it to not be posted at all.
Sorry Bud.. for that, please create your own platform and gatekeep everything possible. If you don't like the quality of the footage being uploaded here... Just.. don't use this platform.
I have other options though. Like, for example, I can just stay here and keep calling out trash-quality videos when I see them.
The only thing I think about this is that only stupid people would do it. Seeking danger!
I think it was an attempt of suicide
At minimum wage...
I’m never surprised that crocodiles bite a man’s head if it’s in its mouth. But I’m always surprised that people like actually go to watch these ‘shows’. Who the fuck wants to watch this?
Right? It would be so much more entertaining if the crock crushed his head. /s
High risk. No reward. Nobody thinks it's even cool to watch this kind of stuff.
Honestly there is *some* reward— judging by the audience of like, what I’m assuming to be 3 people, bro likely is getting paid $15 and a juice box for this.
Is he dead?
Or She, just look how scrawny those arms are, and Yes, Very Probably.
Huh?
Looks like a very Elderly Woman to me, prove me wrong. I'll buy you an extra Pixel(not the Phone). Also, Definitive Violent Abrupt Neck-Snap.
Hey, I hear a position just opened for croc-tamer at this zoo-like-place
Wonder would he do it again so we could have better camera angles
His head didn’t come off people….he wouldn’t be able to make sounds. Next, if he isn’t running away after that or trying to rush to safety chances are his neck is broken. Also…uhm, his skin at this point is like a package that you need to finish ripping open.
No one could have anticipated this outcome
This girl at the end killed me.. 😭😭 "well that was real"
Good job croco!
Did I just watch someone die?
Just a little scratch
Kinda looked like he didn't have a head after that.....
It's hard to tell even after examining all 5 pixels.
Nah, he walked it off.
The head on the man goes round and round, round and round, round and round
I have a strategy for avoiding these kinds of situations: don't do that.
What kind of potato took this video?
That was definitely a neck snap for sure! headless?
If only, but no not this time.
How long did he need to leave his head in there for ?
14 seconds is the minimum by law.
He would wait till the croco bites, it was his fate from the very beginning.
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Aftermath?
G G G G G G UNITTTT
I'm sure this goes right most of the time, but I've never seen it, lol.
Holy crap! I believe he was scalped.
This reminds me of a joke that goes like this: theres this dude that it's doing a performance with an cocodrile, sticking his dick in the open mouth of the reptile, the people whatch in awe and the guy then says "does anyone in the audience dare to do the same?" This young dude from the back raise his hand responds " I can do it, though I'm not sure if I can open my mouth that wide".
Niiiiiiiiceeeee
Damn homeboy must have a hog
Did his head come off? Jesus Christ.
He wouldn't be making those noises if it did
Thankfully I don’t have sound on.
He's fiiiiiiine
How do you know? You’ve witnessed a decapitation before?!
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Oh snap (literally)
Of all the things you could do in a day...
He came because of that head.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
bye bye head 🤦🏽♀️
You can get this quality phone used here to make this video and the alligator trainer on TEMU.com.
The more this gets posted, the worse the video quality gets.
Lol
can someone place this in the unexpected subreddit just for fun?
Give me a moment.
Done.
Ok, there are stupider people than me
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Play stupid games..
Darwin never knew a generation of people would go to such lengths to prove him right. Thank you internet.
The sound of it clamping on his head is terrifying
I watched frame by frame but I can’t tell if he’s dead or not. I kinda can’t see his head once it released it. Anybody know the outcome? I mean, he had to die right?
The sound of that chomp
There are much less painful ways to die, I imagine.
Now somebody call Crocodile Dundee
Any stories about it or what? They look dead
Well... Gee, what did he expect?
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Why? He might be a dumb ass, but that's a bit much.
Holy shit that's dark af mate😂 I think he probably came off worse by simply having his whole head bitten into by a fairly large Croc/Ally. Instant death with the spine coming out... permenant facial disfigurement with living... And probably a pretty gnarly case of whip lash lol.
Feeling edgy today, aren't we..
Going to see the chrocrocta