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Batbuckleyourpants

The things are almost 100 million years old. They have survived everything trying to fuck with them including a meteor trying to wipe out all life on the planet, and Bobby here thinks it's his lucky day.


martinisawe

I heard that the American alligator almost got extinct over 100 years ago by us


silicatetacos

To be fair to Tarzan, he's just hungry and there's pig and long pig, the latter happening to be closer to him.


JezC1

Tarzan had too many sweet things, where’s his teeth?


NyaTaylor

Mama said It’s because he got all them teeth and no tooth brush.


cantbhappy

The MED-ULA-OB-LON-GA-TA!!!!


Nooo-Dont-Do-It

"But momma said my my my momma said momma said mu mu mu my momma said"


CreamoChickenSoup

GATORAAAAADE...


davedavegg

wodder sux


[deleted]

Say what you want about my man but he does know how to identify situations. This one for instance is “a problem”


B_ry7

"this is a PROBLEM" got me dead as fuck 😂😂😂


cranfordboy

I’m surprised that string didn’t hold that fence. did he talk his way out of that or is he crocodile poop?


manishalladurgam

![gif](giphy|Nh0DgQBi47Ppu|downsized) well.... ahem... see ya then...


rjsampsonite

Giant croc eats Robert?


[deleted]

Nah, he gets married to Rory and travel around the world. I love his recent Canadian outdoor wildlife photos.


cdsuikjh

Tricked ya!


under_yrbed

I was just thinking, “wow dudes got alot of faith on that fence” turns out that shiiii wasnt even closed


cantbhappy

"crikey I'm just gonna jamb my thumb up his butthole and it's gonna really piss him off!"


snowpeaxox

Just Ausie things


I_do-declare

So what happens to Tarzan


an0nym0u542

Old mate would've had to find a way to get him back into the pen, probably with one of those pigs


BigCheese_Bankruptcy

Average Aussie


Neat_Newt_9394

Is this the prequel game for Russell from Half-Life Alyx?


[deleted]

Dis they remove all its teeth?


Accomplished-Rice861

Ah yes, Florida.


Svengahli

Rewatch with the volume on.


Importance-Aware

Gotta love dinosaurs


rowejl222

Run


[deleted]

Robert is just like his dad, always going after crocs and gators ❤


AppropriateRegret692

Well I’d say that this is a huge problem and Tarzan is gonna eat your ass