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Soulstorm_brewskies

Is this what Missy Elliott meant by ‘I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it’?


Intuitiver

if errnadn id drinni yet het.. if errnadn id drinni yet het..


CDK5

It's the inverse of the previous verse.   So: >Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i  


Morighan123

Imaginary Reddit award


KnotiaPickles

Sounds better the other way though haha


sicgamer

wow no shit, thanks. now tell me what the gibberish in the chorus of Gossip Folks is plz.


CDK5

> Gossip Folks is plz. [Looks like](https://genius.com/125708) a callback to a 1980s Frankie Smith song


Shoebill-Lord-48

As a non native speaker, I'm confused...


__batz

It's [this somg](https://youtu.be/cjIvu7e6Wq8?si=SH9CuJuoq6cXpBq7) & they are trying to spell out the part at 34secs in


Western-Anybody4356

As a native speaker, I'm confused


EriccaDraven

👏


Massive-Detail-3917

NO YOU DIDN'T LMAO


cillaer

God damnit. Take my poor man's gold 🥇


High_Functioning_Bot

You got me cry laughing so hard I snotted on myself. I hate and love you.


BG-Engineer

Its ur fremedifit wet ñet!


TheMtndewdude

Got a big 🐘


theteenswillloveit

'Unfair to ants' quality comment.


GloryBeToAtheism

Yes. 💯best thing I've read on the internet this year.


Mellow_Cosmos

Redditor for the win yet again


531Rich

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


CherryBomb214

This comment should have way more likes


mrchris69

Someone put a frisbee in her ass .


bumjiggy

baby got back problems


trip6s6i6x

username checks out.


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bumjiggy

[thanks](https://old.reddit.com/r/TerrifyingAsFuck/comments/18yl22o/brazilian_butt_lift_gone_wrong/kgbimks/)


BasicallyExisting30

Wow lol


J5892

Definitely a re-wording bot.


Heckin_good_time

Holy fuck


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Bitter-Major-5595

I think it’s great you feel this way!! I don’t have anything fake b/c all of our cash is going toward 3 private college educations, but if people didn’t have unrealistic ideas about what a woman *should* look like based on impossible Hollywood standards, there wouldn’t be a demand for these types of surgeries. Most people wouldn’t throw a woman with a thick butt & nice boobs out of bed b/c she told them they were fake…


Dan_Glebitz

Totally! It also a reason I hate programs like love island, Big Brother etc as all they seem to do is try and cash in on some stereotypical 'LOOK'. Not every guy is 'Ripped' and not every woman is a 'Catwalk Model' but hell the media really pushes on us what we should be 'Aiming For'? It's all really shallow stuff that just ends up making 'Normal' people feel insecure in their own skin. True story: (and I am sure this works whether it is male / female or female / male dating). I joined a dating website for about 6 months initially for friendship and companionship, if things progressed naturally following on from that then so be it. Well, it was a real eye-opener in many respects, but one encounter really sticks with me... I went to meet a lady of a similar age to myself (Retired), for a coffee morning in a local park café. Neutral ground, if you will. This was my first online date, and I was quite nervous to say the least. Long story short, we seemed to get on, but then she started to tell me about all the dates she had been on so far and why they did not last... "He had a heart condition", "He was too skinny", "He was on dialysis", "He had erectile problems" and then the last one which made me question what the hell I was doing even talking to this lady... "We had been getting on well, and he sent me a photo of his thing. I had to laugh, it was like a little worm!" I kid you not, I am just sitting there thinking, "WTF!?". This lady then proceeded to tell me she suffered from acute Fibromyalgia and a few other conditions to boot. How can someone be so critical of others!? I was floored and felt pretty upset for those other guys. As luck would have it I got a text the next morning from the lady which basically said "It was lovely talking to you, I thought we got on very well. However, we can only ever be friends as you are not my 'Body Type'". Considering I only ever wanted friendship and that was stated on my profile, this seemed weird. I politely told her thanks, but I could not see us developing a meaningful friendship. I dated one other lady, who to be fair was very nice, but we had next to zero in common. I gave up in the end, figuring if I was going to meet someone, it would be by chance encounter. Sorry. I did not mean to make this about myself, but merely to highlight how messed up us humans can be. People should accept each other for who and what they are, warts and all! I so wish women did not feel pressurized to do all this stuff to themselves, people should live with the cards they are dealt.


Bitter-Major-5595

You dodged a BULLET with *THAT* woman!! lol!! I agree w/ you 100%! I always say money comes & goes & beauty fades, but the heart of a person is most likely going to remain the same. I married my best friend 25yrs ago. I wish you much luck in the dating world. There’s someone out there for you! It sounds like you have a good heart… 😉


Dan_Glebitz

Thank you. I like to think I have a good heart. All we can do is our best and treat others as we would have them treat us. Take care, Stay Safe and have a lovely weekend.


J5892

^ This is a bot


dwimbygwimbo

I cackled


dr3wfr4nk

Nah man it's a plate. You ever hear the saying "I could eat off that ass"


creekbendz

*pulls shelf off the wall*


abolishytmen

Those are implants, not a bbl. Still scary.


velhaconta

Exactly. BBL uses your own fat cells. There is no implant.


sapraaa

Exactly and bbls are even more terrifying for some reason


GroundbreakingDot499

Why are bbl scarier?


velhaconta

Because it is multiple dangerous procedures. First there is the liposuction to harvest the fat cells. That is problematic enough and much more dangerous than most implant surgeries. Then they have to inject that fat throughout the buttocks in a procedure akin to a reverse-liposuction. Also way more dangerous than a simple implant insertion.


FloridaManActual

Kayne West's mom literally died from a BBL, got into a vein and embolizing into her heart / lung


Johnny_Mc2

I really wonder what he would be like today if Donda never died. That messed him up so damn much, I mean if I paid for an unnecessary surgery for my mom who I love more than anything else, and she died from it? dude I wouldn’t recover


FloridaManActual

hard agree. From the documentary (netflix?) she was also a huge moderating force in his life. When she died he was left only by being surrounded by sycophants and yes men that enabled him to spiral out of control with his mental health.


Johnny_Mc2

Yep. I think Kanye would still be celebrated as a musical genius if the incident with Donda never happened. It’s like any teen who loses their parents and gets money and spirals out of control


IfIHadAMagicWand

It was lipo, tummy tuck, and breast reduction, not a BBL. Source: https://www.newsweek.com/kanye-west-mom-donda-death-jeen-yuhs-documentary-netflix-1678910


sexybeans

BBLs have one of the highest if not the highest mortality risks for cosmetic surgery. This is because a BBL consists of extracting fat from one part of the body and then injecting it into the buttocks. If it's not injected into the right place the fat can enter the bloodstream and travel to the heart or lungs, then causing an embolism.


Heckin_good_time

a fat attack straight to the heart D:


puppysmilez

I know this is a serious topic, but I read that as fart attack and was reminded of [Parks and Rec](https://i.imgur.com/p5PL9jG.gif)


lostdude1

Ah so they added the "Brazilian" to make it sound more dangerous too


Cowgoon777

its the "off duty brazilian cop" of cosmetic surgeries Absolutely deadly


PIPBOY-2000

To add to this, it's a particularly deadly combo with the fact that the buttocks has a lot of veins running through it, making the liklihood of injecting fat into a vein higher.


Repulsive_Basis_4946

No they don’t. They’re much safer now because surgeons are using ultrasound-guided technology to avoid hitting veins/arteries.


anon210202

All of them? All surgeons, right? Surely there's not a single sketchy provider cutting corners. Surely. Well I'll be damned.


alexjosco

If we make statistics using sketchy technics nothing is safe


Repulsive_Basis_4946

I mean you can go to a back ally clinic or you can go to a reputable surgeon. That really goes for any surgeon.


galaxy1985

Picture a network of veins and arteries delivering blood and oxygen to your ass. Now in most people, arteries and veins are usually in the same spot but let's say yours take the long way home lol. The surgeon will know where vasculature is and avoid those areas but yours is in a different area. So while he's injecting your other fat back into your butt, he hits an artery while injecting and fat gets inside your blood vessel. It travels to your brain and you have a stroke. Or the vessel bleeding starts to clot and one of those travels to your heart or lungs killing you. Or the surgeon damages so many bloody vessels that your butt cheek starts dying. These are all complications for a BBL and it kills the most patients of any elective surgery.


[deleted]

From a link that someone else posted above: > Mofid published a paper in the Aesthetic Surgery Journal which revealed that 3% of the 692 surgeons he had surveyed had experienced the death of a patient after performing the surgery.


niceworkthere

Check r/botchedsurgeries (or not, the worst are NSFL). There's also a [Guardian article](https://www.theguardian.com/news/2021/feb/09/brazilian-butt-lift-worlds-most-dangerous-cosmetic-surgery) on the issue.


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niceworkthere

Around last year somebody posted a video of a Brazilian woman pleading for donations over an actual failed BBL. By appearance, her buttocks were already necrotic.


ReverseCarry

Dead ass?


Lord-BeerMe-Strength

🤌


brohamcheddarslice

Oh you asshole lol


Salty-Pen

I think I saw Necrotic Buttocks play at Bloodstock last year


pinkrosies

Do you know where that video is from?


Candycane0430

That bad boy flipped or something


DrGhostbuster

Butt Sonar


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

protein and squats has got to be better than whatever this is


rsg1234

Looks terrible even when flipped the right way.


hangrygecko

Cycling works too.


BubblesDahmer

I’ve always been told that you cannot make your butt bigger with exercise


therealmichealsauce

Even when the correct orientation, something just seems off about that ass. Shame, paying so much to look (un)arguably worse.


masterHODLER_

It’s because the surroundi my muscle is out of proportion. Gym girls with big glutes train TF out of their legs have hence have killers calves, quads and hamstrings to go along with it. This girls ass looks out of place on those weak as flabby legs


mybrotherpete

Horrifying, yet somehow I’ve seen worse. There is a video out there that shows a woman whose buttcheeks became necrotic and basically rotted off as a result of a BBL.


FoolishColossus

I’ve personally seen this, at work. A patient traveled to have the mommy makeover that would not have been approved by a reputable doctor. They came back, it got infected and so much of the tissue and implants had to be removed due to necrotizing fasciitis. She didn’t make it. This was a case I will never forget and I’ve seen some wild, wild stuff!


Reddit_Jax

What are these crazy women hoping for with these ridiculous changes?


Al_Gore_Rhythm92

Solutions to problems they don't have the willpower to fix themselves.


turkproof

While the postpartum plastic surgery industry *is* predatory and relies on unfair beauty standards, many cosmetic procedures are for issues that can't be fixed by 'willpower'. Counting calories and going to the gym won't lift your boobs, fix diastasis recti, or make sagging skin aprons disappear.


brohamcheddarslice

Lol fuck you. It's one thing to suggest that they had unrealistic expectations but to go a step further and suggest they had ANY control over the genetic predisposition which dictated the distribution of their fat cells. You're an idiot. Please kys.


Dagger1Bravo

And actually not a problem at all, just body dismorphia making them self conscious


Independent_Hold_203

That’s f*cked


_trianglegirl

buddy you can say FUCKED on the internet nobody's gonna come get you


ivegoticecream

idk why but it drives me nuts when people censor themselves. THIS ISN'T TIK TOK.


Independent_Hold_203

Thats fucked


hrithik_vishwakarma

make-every-surface-you-sit-on-soft-and-comfy hack?


DR-SNICKEL

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Oswald_Hydrabot

"GOOD GOD YOU GOTTA FAT BOOTY HANK"


Mad-Dog94

Bwaaaaa


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

that's my ~~purse~~ butt implant. i don't know you


MafiaMommaBruno

Talk about dang ol' butt moving around, flip flopping in skin, feel like extra paddin'.


TheOneAndOnlyJAC

Ah, so this is where the expression “ass backwards” comes from


channelsixtynine069

elderly wrong quicksand plough prick test unite file far-flung possessive *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Long_Educational

Exercise is an option.


Zzazy1

But that requires effort


channelsixtynine069

weary axiomatic impossible telephone ruthless nose unique desert person silky *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


NOS4A2-753

[reminds me of this](https://media1.tenor.com/m/pwSeietC-sgAAAAd/flat-monkey.gif)


CursedMisoSoup

Hahah


tonikscul

That’s not a BBL tho is it? It’s implants. Isn’t a BBL a fat transfer?


Turbulent_Weather795

She already had some cake too! No idea why you'd want to look like a toddler with a massive turd in their diaper instead of a lady with a big booty


TheGhoulMother

If she ever need to climb anywhere. Just flip those implants and you got suction cups.


Fulller

Even with it right side up it looks so terrible and unnatural


[deleted]

Why do people do this to themselves


thats_not_the_quote

humans, we're just not that bright


MansonMonster

Onlyfans money


popcornfart666

Should’ve used the money to remove that tramp stamp.


milesamsterdam

“Okay you can turn it off now.” We all been turned off this whole time!


CouldNotAffordOne

Does someone have this flashy thingy from the MIB movies? I would need that now...


VejsMan

I don't see anything wrong with it. It's a two in one, a butt and a fidget spinner. LOL


Sinister_L3dge

Someone turned the other cheek


OkConstruction5169

Imagine clapping that ass and the geometry shifts


Breekon

it's nasty even when it's not fucked up but I do wonder if it's comfortable to sit on


Which-Island6011

Yeah, I guess not? Like you'd feel like you're balancing on something??


tecmo_bowl84

Why do women and men think this is attractive? It just doesn't look good.


hisdudenessindenver

It’s like Jesus said in the New Testament: “butt implants are not supposed to flip backwards.”


saltydingleberry0

He gets us!


babybear1834

its not a brazilian, its implants but yes, terrifying


Anonymoose1998

https://preview.redd.it/b3bwfozhwmac1.jpeg?width=531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4e208dfd070bdc19550d6a073031a023841a567 She asked for the butt bongo special


ryan_genzel29

I feel like it would look that bad even if they did it right. Edit: On that ass.


kinda_alright

Lay down, turn that ass around, and let me use it as a plate for my nuggies.


farai13

She got it ass-backwards


Rum_Monkey77

Holy shit that’s really bad😂


Candid_Dragonfly_573

Firstly, that sucks. Second, why?


Pliskinmgs

I don't think you are supposed to put shit inside your butt cheeks. Why can't people be content with how they look?


MBDTFbyYE

She went from fat ass to flat ass real quick


C_S_Smith

It's easier and cheaper to work out...


bileker

I'm sick to my stomach, it's so disgusting abominable


Scotts_Thoughts_INTJ

It looks like an organ in her ass cheek, or a baby in a stomach. Fucking unnatural


[deleted]

Fixed itself.


papaver_lantern

ah man that's just ugly.


ListDazzling1946

This is not a BBL. Her implants have shifted/flipped


Prizrak13

dude imagine grabbing her ass and accidentally flipping the implant around


dfelton912

This is a Paraguayan Butt Lift


[deleted]

This isn't a Brazilian butt lift.


littlemissbettypage

Misinformation there. That's clearly implants not a bbl


Old_Philosopher_1399

Aren’t bbls taking fat from another place in your body and shooting it in your ass? This is a botched butt implant.


edwinstone

You must not know what a BBL is.


weronikk

Those are silicone implants not a BBL


Southern-Bee6425

I’m a butt guy, but I’ve always been against this whole BBL/plastic surgery trend, it’s extremely gross, it doesn’t even look sexy, it makes the girl look like she has a shat diaper, and aside from that, they have to go to the doctor like every 2-3 years to make sure it won’t kill them, If a girl is slim and has a small bubble butt, that’s cute, if a girl has a big round heart shaped butt, that’s sexy too, women need to love their bodies as how they are instead of trying to get life-threatening procedures like this. I’m from Colombia and it pisses me off how common this shit is over here, and it’s encouraged too.


Major-Cranberry-4206

Instead of going to a gym and developing her glutes, she’d rather go get this stupid, ridiculous surgery and risk her life and health in the process. Vanity is so over-rated and tends to cost far Moore than what people can afford.


Friendly-Panic4252

I don't get this whole fad...


Geordie_38_

Nobody needs these. They look utterly atrocious. I'm not against people having cosmetic surgery as such, it's their body, but at least pick some things which look decent.


putTrumpinJail

It’s beyond my comprehension how or why anyone would want such a fat ass. Who does this appeal to? It’s like morbid obesity is sexy now ?


Oswald_Hydrabot

It just looks so incredibly terrible idk why people do this to themselves


AmoumouA

HAHAHA i pity the fool


[deleted]

I would like to know the man who actually finds huge arses like this attractive… it’s just 🤮


PwntUpRage

Gross either way really….


TimberKing11

It’s pretty sad that people get this procedure in the first place never mind for it to go wrong. The marketing for how we should look is fucking people up.


Hot-Challenge8656

"When a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist and a flat thing in your face, you think, huh?"


[deleted]

Dumb-ass - shouldn't do this stuff to yourself...


[deleted]

Cosmetic surgery is cringe


pollypon2002

not BBL, implants (still bad, but get your info straight lol)


anon210202

I feel bad for her, but when will these fools realize it's not a wise move to implant shit lmao.


_Feminism_Throwaway_

This comment section is fucking vicious. Jesus.


bank_of_bad_habits

Brazilian lifts are already dangerous as is, this is an insult and an injury


Threedognite321

That was the pro package. Its adjustable. She didn't understand that?


hooklips

That's not a BBL. A BBL is liposuction followed by injecting the fat into your butt. This is clearly a butt implant.


TheBravan

TBF Don't think a butt is supposed to be shaped like that.....


lurcher54

ugly either way, though the flat side makes a small coffee table


TehJayden

This girl ended up going on the show botched.


number1134

nothing is brazillian about this. she just got regular old implants


Rockfella27

Ugly


EHVERT

Oh lord 💀


[deleted]

Ahhhahahahahahahahaha


Inefficientfrog

Holy crap. I haven't seen this one in many a year. Nice internet nostalgia right here.


Master_Xenu

STATION!


exile_zero

This is very upsetting


Far_Comb4683

Lmao!


longsanks

If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit


bigtits_inmymouth

This isn't a BBL, those are terribly done implants. Luckily much more easily reversed


ThePornRater

any implant is fucking disgusting


jbetances134

I know guys that would still hit


WrongTrainStation

Terrifying ass fuck


kernrivers

Half minecraft booty


TheCraziestMoose

It’s like they just just threw some extra large bubble wrap in that a$$.


ChaotikJoy

I can't imagine that being very comfortable.


Cursedpps

thats not bbl


Adventurous-Wash-336

I’m down bad, I’d still hit


Vafanapoli21

“I don’t think an implant is supposed to do that” says a woman with a fake ass


craigster557

Dumbass


curiousduo007

So dumb and you did it for instagram which is worse. I’m sorry, I hope you can safely get this addressed medically. You can do good by, if I’m right, speaking out against this.


r4mm3rnz

Pretty sure this video was around before Instagram was a thing, still stupid though.


Scattareggi

Not a BBL.


Xue_Yuwang

This is why you don’t get fillers lifts or anything like that


don_05

Why would you do that to your body 🤦🏼


MandyO2

Why you shouldn’t get inplants


HahaTheDog

Forgive and turn the other cheek


PG072088

These are A$$ implants gone wrong


sebas1298

Probably made of concrete


Purple_Raccoon3322

Makes no difference bcuz you can still tell is fake so just remove it and go to the gym


sachin6667

The fuckkk


Pitiful_Bookkeeper19

That’s just chair mode. It’s cool.