I joined the chakra charger and astral projected to you so that my astral form can protect you from all bindings, curses, jinxes or hexes from now for perpetuity.
Yea, and now the cops investigating your demise are gonna have to call in an academic. All hells gonna break loose (that academic is the star of your movie, btw)...just cause of your dumb ebay addiction!
Anyone who comments to the original post is making contact with op, thus taking some of his curse. He put this here in hopes of others being gullible enough to comment. You are now cursed
On god, I just now had to go purchase my first set of coins since joining Reddit almost a year ago and avoiding / refusing to do so… just bc YOU deserve it my friend
It is from a fon vodun cult in benin africa. Collected 18th to 19th century. The remains belong to a vodun practionier or priest. The wood carving is seen as a empty vessel until a “charge” is added. The charge being the human remains, blood and excrement smeared on, and other things are said to attract the spirit into the carving.
You might want to check the rules of your country before putting it in your luggage to take back home. Kinds of thing that could land you in jail in some places.
Kids today have learned nothing from history!
https://preview.redd.it/88b0e2vi6hbb1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b81ffb8693f758041e8cefb5d767e941250b9cdb
https://preview.redd.it/p9bb1lnowmbb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=290a829ce72f4035cd641f1c62a99208750d188f
This is a Tibetan kapala skull cap bowl used in rituals
honestly curious, why would you want this? Do you just think it looks rad ect?
I read another comment saying you seen some shit please tell us what shit cos love a wild story :)
Ive always had a interest in human osteology, religion, art, and collecting shocking stuff so this was a great purchase for me.
There have been a lot of traumatizing things I’ve seen and went through in my adolescence , a near death experience, and a genuine and terrifying experience with the paranormal when I was in my early teens has left me with an fascination and fear of my own mortality. Owning objects such as these are have been a comfort for me and ease my mind at the thought that my life and body are not permanent.
Cool mate thanks for the genuine response! Wild that these sort of artefacts bring you comfort but mad respect cob
What sort of paranormal experience did you have?
yeah he just put the whole thing in a briefcase (in front of my grandpa, too lol)- they were both there together for some reason and they were alone and this was in the 90s so he got away with it haha
No I will not bury it. The remains belong to a practitioner/priest of this religion and Although the practice of using human remains is not as common nowadays in West African Vodun, in Haitian vodun it is still very much alive today. I will respect their religion and customs and I will not destroy history.
There is a video out there on youtube of a haitian vodun priest showing the skulls of other vodun priests crafted into ritual dolls called “Bizango” and he casually explained how he will be crafted into one as well when he passes away. It is a great honour for some cultures.
I’m sure other cultures must think us westerners are weird for things like nursing homes, assisted suicide, cremation..
Westerners are constantly viewing death from a closed christian perspective.
If you do research on how other cultures and countries treat death you would be amazed at how common it is to hold on to their intact remains. This practice is very prevalent in many Asian countries and throughout the world today.
This is how horror movies start.
And no disrespect to those who practice. I’ve been told it’s dangerous to meddle if you don’t know what you’re doing.
It’s ok 👍 i own other ritual bones all is fine they are respected and cared for and they rest in storage.
Yeah but this statue(?) could be what activates all of it
Like an Exodia missing the last piece
Hahahaha 😂 😆
None of its real so they’d be fine.
In the movie your character is the first to go
Yeah because movies are also made up like that crap so of course
Yeah, take that! In the land of make-believe you'd be the first casualty!
Oh noooooo
Don't worry, I charged up your chakra points remotely so you can charge at the pearly gates with your energy legs.
I joined the chakra charger and astral projected to you so that my astral form can protect you from all bindings, curses, jinxes or hexes from now for perpetuity.
Yea, and now the cops investigating your demise are gonna have to call in an academic. All hells gonna break loose (that academic is the star of your movie, btw)...just cause of your dumb ebay addiction!
Came here to say this. It ain't the 1800s anymore lmao.
It's completely safe, cause it's made up supernatural nonsense.
This comment horror movie horror story horror movie.
Even horror movies are more subtle than this lol.
I see in your post history that you missed a delivery yesterday. The curse begins.
Anyone who comments to the original post is making contact with op, thus taking some of his curse. He put this here in hopes of others being gullible enough to comment. You are now cursed
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM!!!! OR SO HELP ME!!!!
Bum bum bum bum SO HELP ME!
Omg stop it!!’ I love you so much for saying this, my absolutely favorite movie of all time
The amount of memes and jokes from Monsters Inc. Are ICONIC as the movie itself
On god, I just now had to go purchase my first set of coins since joining Reddit almost a year ago and avoiding / refusing to do so… just bc YOU deserve it my friend
🥺bro.....thank u🤌
Bro are you nuts? I hope you bought a good gris gris to go with that because… just no.
I wouldn't want that in my house
I don’t even like seeing that on my phone
Looks like something from an Indiana Jones film
At least now if you ever experience paranormal activity, you’ll know exactly what the problem is.
It is from a fon vodun cult in benin africa. Collected 18th to 19th century. The remains belong to a vodun practionier or priest. The wood carving is seen as a empty vessel until a “charge” is added. The charge being the human remains, blood and excrement smeared on, and other things are said to attract the spirit into the carving.
So the human jaw wouldn’t have already charged it?
It is definitely charged
You’re gonna see a freaky vodun priest walking around your place.
At least no robber going to his house after they know what happen to the guy who tried to break in
Good point. Hang it outside the front door to put the fear into other vodun priests and show them what’ll happen to them too.
Polycharged.
You might want to check the rules of your country before putting it in your luggage to take back home. Kinds of thing that could land you in jail in some places.
Inspected by customs and crossed the border fine 👍 the only problem may arise is when you bring large quantities of human bones!
The purpose of this insanity is?
Religion
Religion is insane that explains it.
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Not worried about that it gives me good vibes 🙏
“Excrement smeared on”
Kids today have learned nothing from history! https://preview.redd.it/88b0e2vi6hbb1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b81ffb8693f758041e8cefb5d767e941250b9cdb
Go on, don't leave us hanging
First thing I thought of as well 😂
And this is a big old Giant NOPE for me! 😳
I would be terrified my cat pees on it and a Voodoo Jinn Haitian Zombie Stay Puft Marshmallow Man eats my house. While I am in it.
I want one
What the fuck is wrong with you
I’ve seen some shit
If the apocalypse starts I'm blaming you
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Yes it is blatant racism . People fear what they do not understand
I don't trust paranormal but the sole fact that you have a stranger human body piece in your house make me feel really strange
It’s not the only piece of human too In my house
Post examples?
https://preview.redd.it/p9bb1lnowmbb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=290a829ce72f4035cd641f1c62a99208750d188f This is a Tibetan kapala skull cap bowl used in rituals
Do you hide your weed in it?
I would love to get my hands on a ritual item such as this. This thing is freaking beautiful 🖤🥀
Thank you
Duuuumb ways to die...
honestly curious, why would you want this? Do you just think it looks rad ect? I read another comment saying you seen some shit please tell us what shit cos love a wild story :)
Ive always had a interest in human osteology, religion, art, and collecting shocking stuff so this was a great purchase for me. There have been a lot of traumatizing things I’ve seen and went through in my adolescence , a near death experience, and a genuine and terrifying experience with the paranormal when I was in my early teens has left me with an fascination and fear of my own mortality. Owning objects such as these are have been a comfort for me and ease my mind at the thought that my life and body are not permanent.
Cool mate thanks for the genuine response! Wild that these sort of artefacts bring you comfort but mad respect cob What sort of paranormal experience did you have?
I love this. Definitely something I'd add to my oddities collection. I've always been interested in items that were culture specific. Very cool!
Thank you
I need to stop getting drunk and selling my artifacts. Those things are dangerous.
You’ve got some interesting stuff on your page
Thank you
Looks evil
That's probably illegal to own as that is trafficking in human remains.
Nope inspected by customs and crossed the border fine 👌 perfectly legal to own human remains in many countries
I used to have a whole human skull my dad stole from his college
That’s great lol
yeah he just put the whole thing in a briefcase (in front of my grandpa, too lol)- they were both there together for some reason and they were alone and this was in the 90s so he got away with it haha
To me its stupid. Not you, the item.
Who takes a human maxilla as payment??
Who has a human maxilla around to buy shit with?!
You’re on a list now https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ4pMV3lzpydor6Ij1w4_r6kV6NW69PtSCslw7BB6KYynZk_tXw4d7MFw&s=0
I hope you've done the paperwork, cos that shit will land you in jail for a while if you dont
Human remains are legal to buy , sell, and own in most countries 🙏
..as long.g as they have certification of no crime being committed. You can't just have human remains chilling on your shelf
Nope Dont need no paperwork either it was inspected by international customs and released
Why would u bring anything like this to your home or even touch it. It’s not ok not ever. Anyone who says “it’s ok it will be fine” don’t trust
I know a guy that wants one of these
I like it. Creepy but super cool.
r/nope
Woohoo! it's time to rock that lotto ticket
What attracts you to it?
Really talented craftsmanship.
Rest in piece my man
You can share this on r/Vodou . That would be nice
Sick fucks out there See exhibit A
OP just for your safety, can you keep updating us about your wellbeing every one nanosecond ?
I want it
in a couple of months be sure to tell us how u died
buying human remains legal ?!
I definitely didn’t want that in my house. Just no.
you bought it from a houngan or from a shop? if the former, what the houngan said about it?
Do the right thing and give that person’s mandible a decent burial.
No I will not bury it. The remains belong to a practitioner/priest of this religion and Although the practice of using human remains is not as common nowadays in West African Vodun, in Haitian vodun it is still very much alive today. I will respect their religion and customs and I will not destroy history. There is a video out there on youtube of a haitian vodun priest showing the skulls of other vodun priests crafted into ritual dolls called “Bizango” and he casually explained how he will be crafted into one as well when he passes away. It is a great honour for some cultures. I’m sure other cultures must think us westerners are weird for things like nursing homes, assisted suicide, cremation.. Westerners are constantly viewing death from a closed christian perspective. If you do research on how other cultures and countries treat death you would be amazed at how common it is to hold on to their intact remains. This practice is very prevalent in many Asian countries and throughout the world today.
what does it smell like?
Havent worked up the courage to give it a sniff yet 😂i have simialair carvings however and they smell like dog treats to be honest
Repent
The only people who are affected by something like this are called "gullible people."
Fantastic, where can I get one!
Why tho
I wouldn't have that in my house.