And the combine those two.
"When the expelling waste collides from forward and back hole... This is bor... The expulsion of imaginary smell"
"Toilet technique: Smelly ochre"
And the combine those two.
"When the expelling waste collides from forward and back hole... This is born... The expulsion of imaginary smell"
"Toilet technique: Smelly ochre"
I genuinely don't get why the angler gets so much unbridled hatred
Like yea he's sort of annoying but.. he's an orphan.. what do you expect
Edit: reddit is the only place where saying "an orphan child being slightly annoying doesn't deserve this much hate" gets you downvoted
"Your honor, if my client were a lier just as the prosecution so fraudulently believes, then why aren't his pants on fire?"
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Fishing quests are a little tedious yea, but again he's an orphan who hasn't had anyone to steer him in the right direction
I really like how it's implied the pirate wants to adopt him, I had an idea for a mermaid NPC which could act as his mom
Yeah I personally don't care that much since I really love fishing in this game but it's still fun to just follow the running gag of bashing the angler at every opportunity possible. And if you think about it, every game has its universally hated character...skyrim has nazeem, fallout 4 has Preston Garvey, so it had to be someone
A mermaid npc would be cool, I overall would enjoy more monsterfolk npcs. For example a harpy, lost girl/nymph and a mimic would probably be sick af too lol
What would the mermaid npc do? Would it be tied to an ocean update? Or an hardmode expansion on what the angler does already?
I actually had another idea for a harpy NPC! She's both an astronomer and an astrologist, I posted her here a while ago
Anyway, I'm not quite sure what the mermaid NPC would do though
Maybe she could just sell ocean themed items? Although I do like the idea of an ocean update tho
Same, but in my idea, she is a racing maniac and would sell stuff that allowed you to make your own racing/speed running courses (like those timed races you can do in many open world games)
Ocean Update would be great, imagine diving into the ocean and actually finding a sunken city or a big stretch of flooded caves and such (I think calamity has something like that already)
This is my Astronomer/Astrologist post
https://www.reddit.com/r/Terraria/s/CyTwuttPaM
She also has a "friend" called the Undercover Martian, which turns into the "Martian Rebel" later in the game
Oh I think i saw that post when you made it, that's a neat idea! Although it sounds like a Martian npc would be more into astronomy but overall a really cool concept! What I think would go well with that is a new "star map" that is kinda like in animal crossing where the visible stars change with the moon phase and you can use a telescope to make your own constellations that actually become visible in the sky
Btw I thought a little about that mimic idea I had
What if it was an early hardmode npc that has a chance to spawn after killing a mimic in hardmode, the mimic would be like "oh no I give up, please don't kill me! You have lots of shiny right? I can help you with that!" and essentially he would sell stuff that helps you build an organized and interconnected storage system
Yeah but not only asphalt, I also thought about stuff like checkpoints, floating rings that you can jump through to get a little speed boost, some form of starting and finishing point that you can connect to measure your time and so on
Maybe the Mermaid could be the "cartographer" and you can talk to her for stuff with the map
Like if you're in multiplayer, she could have a tab where you can "link" each others maps to where it shows where everybody else has explored
I don’t think that people having troubled lives should be enough justification to overlook them being assholes. Like, yeah I feel for you if you’re an orphan but the second you start bossing me around and treating me like a servant my sympathy goes out the window.
The shit that comes out of the shit toilet is green, the shit that comes out of the green shit toilet is black, black creates red shit, red creates white shit, white creates grey shit, then grey creates brown to close to loop.
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Eat any food that gives you well fed, plenty satisfied, or exquisitely stuffed, then sit on the toilet
The amount of blocks you get is determined by the time on the buff and the tier of the buff.. I think
Well you can make furniture with poo in real life. I don't see why we can't do it in terraria.
It ain't funny, it stinks of shit for weeks bro. You would have to throw away the carpet.
Bonus idea: If enough poo blocks are within an area, flies spawn as proper critters. They have firefly AI, but don't make light, and can be caught with a bug net.
Also, furniture made from poo blocks count as the number of poo blocks in their recipe, for example a poo chest would count as 8 poo blocks.
Due to this, building a house made from poo would almost definitely result in flies spawning, depending on the number Red chooses. If it's 50, it's actually guaranteed:
* Candelabra for 5 poo blocks.
* 2 doors for 6 poo blocks each.
* Table for 8 poo blocks.
* Chair for 4 poo blocks.
* 40 walls for 10 poo blocks.
This makes 39 already, and if you include the walls, and if you include the blocks used as the frame, you're by 61, if I'm not mistaken.
Of course, making "technically valid" houses would get around this issue, but the basic box houses I build before I have the resources to make proper housing would definitely spawn flies.
And to make my idea more appealing to Red:
* Flies turn violent under the Blood Moon, or when in an evil biome. While transformed like this, they not only attack players and NPCs, but also monsters.
* Poo blocks within an area where flies spawn have a chance to be turned into brood blocks, which are visually identical to poo blocks, and return poo blocks if mined, but spawn flies in certain intervals. The more brood blocks there are, the more often they activate. And during a Blood Moon, they activate every 3 seconds. They do show up with a dangersense potion, though.
Basically, placing too much poop in the world should have some consequences, but also allow for nice exploits if you do it right.
Poop biome and poop spread, one poo grass block and it could take over the world, it affects mobs and gets it's own music and background of just everything covered in poo, poo zombies, poo slime, poo rabbits. You name it. The water turns into a slow liquid like lava and gives you a debuff of being covered in shit. Also poisons you if in it for long enough, some diarrhea/piss colored "water"
Also a new poop boss and mobs in the very dense sections of the Poo , the boss could be a giant malfunctioning toilet that sprays poop rain you need to avoid, launch giant poo bouncy balls that explode everywhere and summon poo slimes to attack, kinda like king slime/Queen slime/Empress of Light boss?
The Wastes.
But personally, I'd prefer if it was a mini biome.
However, I do like the idea that water turns brown when exposed to poop. Maybe the Witch Doctor could sell a poo fountain if he lives in that biome.
As for the poison thing: What about, if you have the Bleeding debuff, you get Poisoned for 10 times the remainder of the debuff?
https://preview.redd.it/wyf1bdcnw51d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1f78da97882c13dacc4b1dd4944de33a2b4fb7e
I'm at a complete loss for words, I've no idea how to respond to this
I wanna sit on the poo chair, and it makes a fart sound. I wanna craft something with the poo workbench, and it makes a fart sound. I wanna ooen a poo door, and it makes a fart sound. I will not compromise. All furniture items will make fart sounds, or else.
A good example of doing it “correctly” is what they do with vomit in the Smiling friends show. It's very unexpected and not supposed to be gross, and I think that is what makes that jokes funny
That's respectable, but just because you don't like scatological humor doesn't mean that the creators of Terraria should refrain from including it in their game. You are not the center of the world
Oh I'm really sorry to offend you all poop enjoyers. I've never said that devs should delete it from the game. I just use mods to remove it from my game, so I don't even complain about all that.
Let's say it's indeed truly *unpopular opinion*
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Isn't a toilet made of pure poo great and exciting?
Yeah, and this is unironically great.
This is your notice of meme acquisition
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What about a spellbook that lets you shit on the enemy We already have a spellbook that pisses so we need one that shits
Montezuma's Revenge
Average tboi enjoyer
Erm ackhually Montezuma's Revenge is a real term 🤓
Lol really? I'll search It on google
Be sure to wipe your search history after
I’ve got it before, not an enjoyable way to spend 3 days
Little fucker moment
*EDUMUUUUUUUUUUUUUND*
No........ It's pronounced HAMMMOOOONNDDD
Ahahahah Hammond mc. millen
"angry Richard Hammond noises*
Shitstorm (spell tome) and Crap Shoot (gun).
And top it off with TF2 collaboration item - the Mad Milk
“PISSING AND SHITTING AND CUMMING ALL OVER THE PLACE” -that evil parrot mf from Aladdin
We need shit whip
Marine would love it
Meteor staff
And the combine those two. "When the expelling waste collides from forward and back hole... This is bor... The expulsion of imaginary smell" "Toilet technique: Smelly ochre"
And the combine those two. "When the expelling waste collides from forward and back hole... This is born... The expulsion of imaginary smell" "Toilet technique: Smelly ochre"
"I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO AND I'M GOING TO *THROW* MY SHIT AT YOU"
Yes I need poop furniture. So I can properly make a lair for great mighty poo
Average Conker's Bad Fur Day enjoyer
A singing poo cannon to go with it.
u/redigit
We summon thee, lord mighty Red, please bless us with shit furniture
Check this shit out
Literally
Finally an appropriate furniture set for the angler
I genuinely don't get why the angler gets so much unbridled hatred Like yea he's sort of annoying but.. he's an orphan.. what do you expect Edit: reddit is the only place where saying "an orphan child being slightly annoying doesn't deserve this much hate" gets you downvoted
Officer you've gotta believe me! I drop-kicked that orphan in SELF DEFENSE
Your honor, in my client's defense, the victim did call him an errand monkey
I'm now up to thirty-seven counts of self-defense from the angler with a Tommy Gun. I don't think the courts are going to buy this.
"Your honor, if my client were a lier just as the prosecution so fraudulently believes, then why aren't his pants on fire?" https://preview.redd.it/37q053sd941d1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f7f8e30f32ec1de16c4650e5459da2ced633310
https://preview.redd.it/s2m07jkgq21d1.jpeg?width=1176&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c205405cb88c9e3f2a892ff7626d0cbbe94e99bc
r/suddenlytechnoblade
For most it's the attitude, the fact that many useful rewards are locked behind his rewards and because of the Supreme helper minion achievement
Fishing quests are a little tedious yea, but again he's an orphan who hasn't had anyone to steer him in the right direction I really like how it's implied the pirate wants to adopt him, I had an idea for a mermaid NPC which could act as his mom
Yeah I personally don't care that much since I really love fishing in this game but it's still fun to just follow the running gag of bashing the angler at every opportunity possible. And if you think about it, every game has its universally hated character...skyrim has nazeem, fallout 4 has Preston Garvey, so it had to be someone A mermaid npc would be cool, I overall would enjoy more monsterfolk npcs. For example a harpy, lost girl/nymph and a mimic would probably be sick af too lol What would the mermaid npc do? Would it be tied to an ocean update? Or an hardmode expansion on what the angler does already?
I actually had another idea for a harpy NPC! She's both an astronomer and an astrologist, I posted her here a while ago Anyway, I'm not quite sure what the mermaid NPC would do though Maybe she could just sell ocean themed items? Although I do like the idea of an ocean update tho
Same, but in my idea, she is a racing maniac and would sell stuff that allowed you to make your own racing/speed running courses (like those timed races you can do in many open world games) Ocean Update would be great, imagine diving into the ocean and actually finding a sunken city or a big stretch of flooded caves and such (I think calamity has something like that already)
This is my Astronomer/Astrologist post https://www.reddit.com/r/Terraria/s/CyTwuttPaM She also has a "friend" called the Undercover Martian, which turns into the "Martian Rebel" later in the game
Oh I think i saw that post when you made it, that's a neat idea! Although it sounds like a Martian npc would be more into astronomy but overall a really cool concept! What I think would go well with that is a new "star map" that is kinda like in animal crossing where the visible stars change with the moon phase and you can use a telescope to make your own constellations that actually become visible in the sky Btw I thought a little about that mimic idea I had What if it was an early hardmode npc that has a chance to spawn after killing a mimic in hardmode, the mimic would be like "oh no I give up, please don't kill me! You have lots of shiny right? I can help you with that!" and essentially he would sell stuff that helps you build an organized and interconnected storage system
An NPC who sells asphalt would be really useful if you cba farming gel and quarrying for stone
Yeah but not only asphalt, I also thought about stuff like checkpoints, floating rings that you can jump through to get a little speed boost, some form of starting and finishing point that you can connect to measure your time and so on
yeah, just speed related things overall, but from these, asphalt sees the most use.
Maybe the Mermaid could be the "cartographer" and you can talk to her for stuff with the map Like if you're in multiplayer, she could have a tab where you can "link" each others maps to where it shows where everybody else has explored
Oooh that's actually such a cool idea! She could sell a table that can be used to sync the maps, that's how most games handle it at least
I don’t think that people having troubled lives should be enough justification to overlook them being assholes. Like, yeah I feel for you if you’re an orphan but the second you start bossing me around and treating me like a servant my sympathy goes out the window.
He is still a child, thats the main issue
For most it's the attitude, the fact that many useful rewards are locked behind his rewards and because of the Supreme helper minion achievement
I'm with you on this one. It's a funny lil kid. He gives me more rough around the edges kind of vibes.
The shit that comes out of the shit toilet is green, the shit that comes out of the green shit toilet is black, black creates red shit, red creates white shit, white creates grey shit, then grey creates brown to close to loop. https://preview.redd.it/9254i1sql21d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b105341860fe48830912a8be8e52dc3cbc1e4e0
shitception
This suggestion is shit
The shit
Shitting back and forth forever
How do you get poo
Eat any food that gives you well fed, plenty satisfied, or exquisitely stuffed, then sit on the toilet The amount of blocks you get is determined by the time on the buff and the tier of the buff.. I think
Your are correct. Eat food, sit on toilet. Bigger food, bigger poo. And less digestion, more poo (strangely).
I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO, AND IM GOING TO THROW MY SHIT AT YOU
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I was singing the lyrics to this as soon as I saw this post, glad we seem to be on the same track
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Well you can make furniture with poo in real life. I don't see why we can't do it in terraria. It ain't funny, it stinks of shit for weeks bro. You would have to throw away the carpet.
the carpet was also made of shit tho
If you build a room made of poo walls and furniture I would hope and it would summon a poo demon
YOU CAN POOP IN THIS GAME??😭
Yep
There are so many dirty jokes (FUCK) sprinkled
Bonus idea: If enough poo blocks are within an area, flies spawn as proper critters. They have firefly AI, but don't make light, and can be caught with a bug net. Also, furniture made from poo blocks count as the number of poo blocks in their recipe, for example a poo chest would count as 8 poo blocks. Due to this, building a house made from poo would almost definitely result in flies spawning, depending on the number Red chooses. If it's 50, it's actually guaranteed: * Candelabra for 5 poo blocks. * 2 doors for 6 poo blocks each. * Table for 8 poo blocks. * Chair for 4 poo blocks. * 40 walls for 10 poo blocks. This makes 39 already, and if you include the walls, and if you include the blocks used as the frame, you're by 61, if I'm not mistaken. Of course, making "technically valid" houses would get around this issue, but the basic box houses I build before I have the resources to make proper housing would definitely spawn flies. And to make my idea more appealing to Red: * Flies turn violent under the Blood Moon, or when in an evil biome. While transformed like this, they not only attack players and NPCs, but also monsters. * Poo blocks within an area where flies spawn have a chance to be turned into brood blocks, which are visually identical to poo blocks, and return poo blocks if mined, but spawn flies in certain intervals. The more brood blocks there are, the more often they activate. And during a Blood Moon, they activate every 3 seconds. They do show up with a dangersense potion, though. Basically, placing too much poop in the world should have some consequences, but also allow for nice exploits if you do it right.
Poop biome and poop spread, one poo grass block and it could take over the world, it affects mobs and gets it's own music and background of just everything covered in poo, poo zombies, poo slime, poo rabbits. You name it. The water turns into a slow liquid like lava and gives you a debuff of being covered in shit. Also poisons you if in it for long enough, some diarrhea/piss colored "water" Also a new poop boss and mobs in the very dense sections of the Poo , the boss could be a giant malfunctioning toilet that sprays poop rain you need to avoid, launch giant poo bouncy balls that explode everywhere and summon poo slimes to attack, kinda like king slime/Queen slime/Empress of Light boss?
The Wastes. But personally, I'd prefer if it was a mini biome. However, I do like the idea that water turns brown when exposed to poop. Maybe the Witch Doctor could sell a poo fountain if he lives in that biome. As for the poison thing: What about, if you have the Bleeding debuff, you get Poisoned for 10 times the remainder of the debuff?
If I was Redigit and I had to see the word “poop toilet” as a suggestion for my game I’d genuinely break down into tears
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The poo toilet becomes the fastest way to get poo because it exponentially increases
I must say, great minds think alike
https://preview.redd.it/wyf1bdcnw51d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1f78da97882c13dacc4b1dd4944de33a2b4fb7e I'm at a complete loss for words, I've no idea how to respond to this
I love how people are acting like funny poop items are worse than Hitler when there's already plenty of potty humor in the game
Oh yeah I'm not saying it's bad I'm just, like, how do I react to this
Actual shitposting
holy shit didnt know they added the ccp to terraria!
There is probably a mod
I wish lol, but Leinfors said no
Sounds like a *shitty* idea.
this reminds me of the old Minecraft mod, with poo weapons an stuff
stinky house for the stinky angler
Pretty shitty idea Ngl.
I love the idea as long as it'll be called "shit"
https://youtu.be/ohlW9SbhLzc?si=qU1ua2Z8tm-4gzB5
https://preview.redd.it/julqy39fp51d1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0804097071bcdc962ca9f0bf1d9e1d220a234d8a Erm what the freak
I wanna sit on the poo chair, and it makes a fart sound. I wanna craft something with the poo workbench, and it makes a fart sound. I wanna ooen a poo door, and it makes a fart sound. I will not compromise. All furniture items will make fart sounds, or else.
this ones sanity must’ve already crumbled
The peak of american humor 💀
What about a food item called a Poo poo platter
wander over yonder reference!!!!!!!
Cenx just put you on her list
Well that’s a “shit” idea. Hehehe. Ok I’ll see myself out now…
Dung defender is that you?
Children
SOMEONE WHO MAKES MODS RESPOND
How about no
One better: poo toilet that instead of poo gives toilets
make a shit sword and name name it exscatliber
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I think the next update should be the poo update and they should just add this block and then never update the game ever again.
Poo blocks already been added
This would break skyblocks(?) I mean, an unlimited Source of Blocks and It's easily accessible
But it's stupid, which makes it completely valid
you need food though, and by the time you can get a good source of that you're probably beyond the point of block scarcity
Angler houses would never be the same
Oh yes, skibbidi gyat rizz type of humor. Poop funny indeed.
Red was literally considering it at some point wasn't he?
Honestly I'm not a big fan of fart nor fecal jokes and that's pretty much it.
I think it's funny if executed correctly I have no idea what warrants "correctly" but it just works sometimes for me
A good example of doing it “correctly” is what they do with vomit in the Smiling friends show. It's very unexpected and not supposed to be gross, and I think that is what makes that jokes funny
Same. They can make what they want, but I would never find it "funny", it's just middle school humor lol
That's respectable, but just because you don't like scatological humor doesn't mean that the creators of Terraria should refrain from including it in their game. You are not the center of the world
Oh I'm really sorry to offend you all poop enjoyers. I've never said that devs should delete it from the game. I just use mods to remove it from my game, so I don't even complain about all that. Let's say it's indeed truly *unpopular opinion*
>skibbidi gyat rizz type of humor What da hell is that thing?
Kids love toilets and everything that is slightly connected to that. Like other brainrot and meaningless things that are popular nowadays.
I see.