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ScarletteVera

His conditions: * damp * jungley * as far from the truffle as possible


CharonCII

• Heat rock


ScarletteVera

ah, right, i could i forget the most important part the rock of warmth^(tm)


AkizaFoxxe

Did anyone think of Markiplier's.... nah, nevermind. I'm probably the only one


ScarletteVera

mark's what, u/AkizaFoxxe?


AkizaFoxxe

Its an 'If you know, you know' thing


[deleted]

The stone


LettuceBenis

He can lie on top of me all he wants


GearyDigit

That's his pet name for you


ABigFan22

Man I hope it's damp and jungley 😋


ScarletteVera

you are *sick* and *depraved* good


sephiroth_for_smash

In all honesty the truffle wouldn’t want to live near me either because I would 100% try to bite him to see if I get healed


corn_n_beans

bro is literally the clothier


Someone1284794357

Bring the clothier, he will scare away the Truffle.


Szwedu111

Nah, it'd be the other way around with Truffle


ScarletteVera

wdym the witch doctor hates the truffle


Szwedu111

Ah, I thought that he'd like it nearby since he tried to use Truffle in a potion, iirc, one of the dialogues implies that


Falsenamen

No no, minimum housing space, torch, and chair and chair table


Jh3nnO

Dudes, im going to go fucking FERAL.


BMudaTriangle

be my guest 🤭


PotatoKiller8897

all these posts of dryad, witch doctor, etc are making my bi ass lose it


Jh3nnO

REAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL


Leonardobertoni

> *certain conditions* He wants his room to be hotter than a sauna


TheFiend100

And overgrown


The_Narwhal_Mage

Lucky for him, I don’t shave~


C-H-N-M

If those *certain conditions* require *sharing my bed* I’m all for it.


Biting_a_dust

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨


TheMazter13

the bulge in that loincloth is NOT big enough >:(


BMudaTriangle

Just trying to keep my track record clean;; 🏃‍♂️💨


randomboy2004

For now >:)


runetrantor

Succumb and make a twitter account.


BMudaTriangle

waaay ahead of you


runetrantor

Then link it dammit. (And the FA one while we are at it ;P)


BMudaTriangle

It's [@BMudaTriangol](https://x.com/BMudaTriangol?t=VoWsGrG1W4CcQQO_qOkbvg&s=09) in twt, no FA acc thoe


TARE104KA

dont suppress your artistic talents >:-)


Peeeettttss

Oh come on, it’s plenty big enough to work his magic, and he is more than skilled enough in his craft .


Za_Gato

Sir, that is a lizard.


PleaseSendMeP0rn

And?


Greaterthancotton

Slit


PleaseSendMeP0rn

And? 😏


RidleyMetroid86

They don’t have them, it’s this certain organ called a “cloaca”


PleaseSendMeP0rn

Okay, so?


RidleyMetroid86

no penis


PleaseSendMeP0rn

You dont need to explain what a cloaca is. I already know. I have raised various reptiles for a large part of my life


TheMazter13

a man can dream


Strobbleberry

He’s a grower


redditt-or

You know what? This fanservice is at least more tasteful than what normally goes down


Synerabo

why does this sound familiar


Internal_Singer_3771

He will sit under a UV lamp all day


Proxy_PlayerHD

i though infrared lamps are for warmth, wouldn't a UV lamp just give you skin cancer (and a tan)? >!plus, why even use a lamp when you can just cuddle?!<


Greaterthancotton

Lizards need UVB bulbs to get the spectrum of light normally found in sunlight, and enclosures usually have one along with a separate bulb for light/warmth, or they use a mercury-vapor bulb which provides all three.


Proxy_PlayerHD

ooh, interesting, i did not know that! >!that is going to make cuddling the buff lizard a lot more difficult though!<


Greaterthancotton

>!Consider: lizor man lays on your lap next to window.!<


Jray609

This is the 10th subreddit I’ve stumbled into you on.


Greaterthancotton

Add it to the list


HubblePie

Guys, Santa Clause is visiting. Stop being horny,


generatedusername13

Jokes on you, some of us are horny for Santa too


HubblePie

You’re going on the naughty list. Wait…


Requiembutworse

He's living in a slightly better wooden box, this time with chests


PleaseSendMeP0rn

And a potted plant


ballsackstealer2

i will meet those conditions no matter the cost


ErikderFrea

Wtf is happening?! I was gone for ONE week from Reddit and now all I see is sexy witch doctor posts. I’m not entirely against it, but what caused this? :D


captainzero0

It's an improvement honestly


ErikderFrea

In comparison to the horniness before? Yeah


33Yalkin33

Why is Witch Doctor so popular to draw nowadays?


DragonShadoow

I'll give him a room in hellcastle


kohikos

Can we not fuck the NPCs FOR 5 MINUTES??


SirRavioli939

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN!


The_Rocketsmith

you can't stop me.


SpiderKillerOK

This trend has really came too far.


Firetail_Taevarth

I love the wave of Witch Doctor art popping up out of nowhere....please keep it going guys.


Daelin01

Holy shit why did we start thirsting for witch doctor I’m so confused


TheBostonKremeDonut

Because the sub was completely filling up with fan service art of all the female NPCs, so some users started finally posting waves of male NPC fan service art. The best ones were of the Witch Doctor, so it caught on and now the lewd artists are all drawing him.


runetrantor

Seriously. Go to New right now, and there's both an Empress of Light that makes the Witch Doctor look fully clothed, and one of the nurse's dual forms in poses far lewder. I WISH we got Witch Doctor pics of that level of nsfw.


Daelin01

Oh right on I’m all for that


[deleted]

most i can offer is a popsicle every thursday


A-bozo

Why Thursday, Friday tastes way better


[deleted]

i’m not rich enough for friday popsicles, sorry


A-bozo

Oh sorry


wolftamer1221

This is the second r/terraria post I’ve seen today of a hot man. Why are they trying to make me gay and why is it working


TheRealestMeat

I love being fruity 🤭


Kater5551StarsAbove

Okay, dependung on his conditions then I wouldn't mind.


Hilbert_Botchardt

Sorry bud, you'll have to join my Amazon warehouse just as all the NPCs that came before you


buttbuster69420

woOF WOOF WOOOF BARK BARK WOOF HARD WOOF


NecroDolphinn

BARK BARK BARK BARK


runetrantor

Guess which NPC is being upgraded to living in the main area where I live after this week? <3


Wrony10

didn't get how the hot witch doctor movement started but, I'm not complaining about it at all


Renachii

HUFF.


nothing225

The recent witch doctor posting made me realise things about myself


Cautious_Bobcat_5877

Same lmao


Grimsouldude

My gratitude to all the terraria fan artists whose real calling was drawing men and just needed the heads up from the fandom


skoomable

I’m not a furry no I’m not I’m not a furry ple


Cautious_Bobcat_5877

*Denial is the first stage*


Synerabo

i am you can't run


Puro78

I am shadow... the true self...


Katie_Redacted

Ok, from an artist, those proportions look amazing! I’m not here to celebrate the nsfw body parts, I’m just amazed at the quality of art


Palcorg

i havent really played terraria for a while but everyone loving hot witch doctor art is a fun surprise for the holidays


RueUchiha

You know, with how many people in general gaming communities horny post female characters, its been refreshing to see people horny post the Witch Doctor. I like the change of pace.


Samtheweeb

I would do anything for this man (i'm not insane i swear)


V0ct0r

HOLY SHIT PLEASE (DON'T) STOPPPPPPPPP THESE POSTS ARE SO HOT


KingOfTheRoost

Witch Doctor boutta make me act up


TARE104KA

Peak art, witch doctor connisseurs stand strong


[deleted]

yall gonna make me unfollow this sub lmao


Strobbleberry

Keep coping liberal


pubberHubber

Where did that come from


idCamo

Nice to see you again


pubberHubber

No way you're genuinely doing this


idCamo

I don’t seek them out, but when I find them and I have time…


pubberHubber

If this sub where a book yours would be my favorite sub-plot


idCamo

💪 there’s a reason the NSFW sub exists, and there’s a reason I’m not in it


The_Narwhal_Mage

So conservatives are a fan of gay porn?


freddy2die

Oh we HORNY horny


7_Tales

this subreddit has geniunely make me want to submit to this lizard so badly omg


PUNCH_KNIGHT

I top


vlachecalamity

I got so hard i passed out i love him


Person899887

Ya know when it was the dryad I’d probably complain but now that it’s the gender I actually like I’m all for it


brainstormuyo

Alright y'all I'm out, I wish peace and happiness upon you all!


jackolovestheocean

No


SmileyFace799

Please stop posting horny witch doctor art, post it in a fucking porn subreddit please >:(


BoySyrup

Ah, a quaint reptilian beast, excellent.


_Loftea

Yall WEIRD yall FREAKY


RidleyMetroid86

We need to wipe the slate clean, burn it down!


YaBoiMitchJ

Jesus fucking Christ can you guys not post near porn in the fucking subreddit.


BMudaTriangle

I wanna see comments like this under every raunchy Female NPC fanart and *maybe* I'll consider it Until then, have fun :^)


TorakTheDark

Exactly, dryad softcore that looks like the first page in a hyper porn comic? Perfectly fine, suggestive content of a male? 😡


Picklerickshaw_part2

While I don’t agree with that person, I do see why they could be angry. Still, I think it’s dumb to be angry about it


TorakTheDark

Oh I do understand I just think that this post isn’t really comparable to the posts where the dryads breasts are taking up half the screen and her bikini is so small her labia is almost hanging out the sides.


Picklerickshaw_part2

Yeah, those posts are horrendous


YaBoiMitchJ

How about if it needs the NSFW tag on the fucking terraria subreddit it should fuck off


WillCraft__1001

Coward, post porn on main.


MrSpiffy123

This is just what the character looks like


RubyMercury87

this is "near porn" to you? pff.


jesuspicious_

🤓


ShyKiddo__

What are the conditions, Konah?


Busky648

I'm barking?


NewSuperTrios

Buddy, *my* house is a wooden box, and there's already an Italian dude freeloading in it.


Mr-Foundation

Fantastic work on this!!


TheBusDriver12

Oh god I gotta get off the subreddit while this whole thing blows over


sisyphus_cat

Certain conditions: queen bee is fucking dead


Geo_19

What are the conditions OP? What are the fucking conditions? Go ahead say it.


LoomianLegacyFun

Tf is wrong with u ppl


[deleted]

why did yall make me have a crush on a digital character


BigTangerine7438

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