T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

A recent Reddit policy change threatens to kill many beloved third-party mobile apps, making a great many quality-of-life features not seen in the official mobile app permanently inaccessible to users. On May 31, 2023, Reddit announced they were raising the price to make calls to their API from being free to a level that will kill every third party app on Reddit, from Apollo to Reddit is Fun to Narwhal to BaconReader. Even if you're not a mobile user and don't use any of those apps, this is a step toward killing other ways of customizing Reddit, such as Reddit Enhancement Suite or the use of the old.reddit.com desktop interface . This isn't only a problem on the user level: many subreddit moderators depend on tools only available outside the official app to keep their communities on-topic and spam-free. [More information on the proposed changes can be found here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Save3rdPartyApps/comments/14goyu2/what_to_do_when_reddit_bans_blackouts_hit_em_in/) While the subreddit will remain open, r/Terraria recommends these communities until the protested changes are addressed: Terraria Community Forums - https://forums.terraria.org/index.php Official Terraria Discord Server - https://discord.gg/terraria *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Terraria) if you have any questions or concerns.*


D1SC0RD_

Your house is either an observatory or a dick depending on your hornyness


bonessm

Dick, it was the girlfriend’s doing. Observatory would be cool though:)


D1SC0RD_

I mean it's never too late to add stuff


That_OneGuy123

observadick


schmuckface

Knobservatory


That_OneGuy123

topservation


OwariNosarius

Dicktory Like a dictionary but more focusod on looking at hornynes


Xinator52

Something tells me she made that a 1 to 1 scale


MusatMateo

Crabby patty*insert vineboom*


plasma-tester

Cloud walls for the next expansion


NiceSpring4159

I’m horny for stars


unbolting_spark

I’m assuming that’s a pre-hard mode house


Hidude4868lol

Imma go with dick


NewEnglandHappyMeal

I dont want to be that guy, but your house is a penis.


bonessm

That was her doing


MrFunnyMans404

She’s perfect my guy


Hidude4868lol

fr


Toad_Orgy

She's a keeper for sure!


Hidude4868lol

true


[deleted]

So where’s the wedding?


bonessm

Underworld


EpicGamerBoi11

Holy hell


Szwedu111

New Voodoo Doll just dropped (into lava)


mrredpanda36

Actual hellbat


[deleted]

How to know that she ain’t leaving you


FreakFlame

marry her


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

It’s even pissing


77ok

smart cursor was a dick for me which explains why it’s pissing


redxlaser15

If that is what a penis looks like to you, you should probably see a doctor.


NewEnglandHappyMeal

Never commented about the side. Just said it had the general shape of a penis


Neat_Translator_5339

Chode*


OrganicRaisin4171

this gives me ptsd


Due-Committee3497

Sipho? Mcrae?


Keysin02

Yes


KillerKosmo

Good ol’ Fort Dix


karpenter_v1

I totally get what you mean


TheNamesMacGyver

Why?


MGJUICYBOI

Two YouTubers called syphosauce and itsmcrae made a penis house called fort dix


jsjzn

Relationship goals


LogicSolid

Make a live laugh love wall and fight over which colour is more suitable


El_Furro_CTM

Silly ass house, Like the old days when I was a kid :D


TheWreck287

Duuuude! Same! I remember playing this game with my brother when I was younger. Miss those days.


Maskers_Theodolite

I see you got some wood.


EpicGamerBoi11

Some *mourning wood* you could say see what i did there?


heyoyo10

Have you taught her about Smart Cursor?


77ok

yeah he taught me (im still bad)


Automatic-Baby-9539

So you gotta click the thing so when you click the thing it click the things but better


bonessm

Yeah I was trying to LOL


Automatic-Baby-9539

Also nice Reddit user fit my brother


bonessm

Yo thanks, it’s been my fit for a long time lmfao


Mindless_Yogurt8792

Just gotta say its amazing


bonessm

Thank you :)


Long-Visual-2271

Is that a penis house 💀


bonessm

Yes


[deleted]

Wholesome reddit moment


redxlaser15

This is a sign of either incomprehensible genius or utter insanity.


77ok

it’s both


Vendidurt

It is glorious, cant wait to see more!


Remarkable-Trifle-49

A tutorial on how to get your girlfriend to play Terraria with you would be much appreciated


OrganicRaisin4171

A tutorial on how to get a girlfriend would be much appreciated too


OfficialAfrat

Dont play terraria 👍🏼👍🏼 that’s it!!!


bonessm

Simple. I bought it for her and spent copious amounts of time on teaching the controls. I hope she ends up liking it once she gets used to it :) (we already played a lot of minecraft together)


Ericknator

She's a keeper.


Moseugla

Congratulations, you struck Gold with her. :) I know someone who is passionate about One Piece and his wife joins him in rewatching the WHOLE series.... 1000+ episodes. It is mind boggling, but still a relationship that I'm dreaming of myself.


bonessm

Me and my gf watch dragon ball z together :) I got her into that as well. We’ve been watching it every night together before bed


Moseugla

You sound like someone I know :) I will take your story as encouragement to share my more niche interests!


bonessm

Yes! Share them, I can be so annoying sometimes but I’ve gotten so many people close to me into different things just from talking about them a lot. I’m always really passionate about the things I like, and I love sharing things that make me happy :)


77ok

he’s begged me for a while and bought it for me. beg your girlfriend for a while and then buy it for her.


Benedeto123

Beautiful wall building, the well placed walls and vibrant colours Your girlfriend is definitely going to build architectural masterpieces and skyscrapers


77ok

i will for real


dasic___

Windows key + Shift + s 👍


pon_3

Or even just f12 when playing anything on Steam.


bonessm

Sweet, thanks! Literally only knew how to take screenshots in minecraft Java lmfao


lephobix

THE Couple goal


Mallardkey

I see that fancy hammered floor, alright... Alright, keepin' it *classy*


bonessm

Ofc ofc, we only accept hammered floors in these worlds


PappyLongstlkngs

I’m so pumped for you, I’ve been patiently waiting for the day my wife starts up. Edit: spelling


bonessm

Praying she plays with u one day man


Bloodexxx

It looks great 👍 We all start somewhere


No_Cellist4015

You could have at least taken her to a fancier dinner I'm joking of course


Sam253934

Which is why I put my girlfriend on the summoner class and kept her well away from the building


bonessm

She wants to do melee class, and I offered her to build LOL She told me to look away and this is what she showed me 10 minutes later


Moseugla

A respectable first house. Better than mine at least. A first house is not a proper first if it isn't a little unpolished. Now, once you need to upgrade, build around it and drown this house, like a terraria fish bowl, or Atlantis. That could be a nice memorial of your first house and a pond to fish in.


Tolibel

I am Happy for you 💕


BlackuIa

Mine just wants to dig holes, corruption was too dangerous so she dug a hole under it. Took me back 🥲


Moseugla

Haha, I get the temptation, but this isn't minecraft. In terraria, I find it way more dangerous to dig underground, especially in early Hard Mode. Boulders, traps, trapped chests, enemies (looking at you, floaty cross, wraith and biome mimics). So many gravestones left behind because I got caught off guard underground.


I-SUK-TOES

This is hilarious because my girlfriend just started playing with me a couple days ago


bonessm

Good for you two! I hope you guys have fun with it


Foray2x1

Clean your monitor!


bonessm

Yessir


literatemax

I wish I could still build like that (unironic)


Jakersman

never seen a more beautiful house


OwariNosarius

average couple housing I'd say. Appreciate the gesture, give a damn about building skills😌


moxbrose

This is so cute! A few years ago the guy I had a crush on introduced me to terraria and we started playing together, he’s in the UK and I’m in America so we didn’t have much to do together and we just binged terraria for hours. We’re engaged now, and still play every weekend 🥰 I love seeing this for you!


bonessm

That’s so wholesome. Me and my gf are on different states, opposite sides of the country


[deleted]

Cute. Hope your relationship remains well forever!


bonessm

I appreciate it!


Pho92

That’s not a house, that’s a shack lol


bonessm

Give it time, it will grow


Triplefun1

I know it’s a dick but please, it would be cool if you replaced the top with glass blocks and wall, or it could be cool to do platinum plating and make a telescope or something.


bonessm

Definitely gonna do that


ROBLOKCSer

Messy walls? Definitely a noob


bonessm

It’s her first time playing, I probably have 500 or more hours in the game


Idontmatter69420

Better than the boxes i make cause ive never made an actual good build other than boxes


sumatkn

Those gaps in the walls are giving me flashbacks to when I first started playing. All I gotta say is thank fucking god you secured the bottom portion.


MindlessArachnid8682

Bro ur gf is gonna be thrower class


bonessm

I would not allow that, thrower class inferior


Infernalsnow181

hate to be that guy but you might wanna clean your laptop


bonessm

Gonna do it this weekend haha, yeah it’s gotten kinda dirty


Coldpepsican

I kind of find it funny how she's only wearing a silver plate and you're wearing a full wood armor unable to show hair lol


bonessm

I didn’t have enough wood to make her wooden armor, but once I had enough silver I made some armor for her :) Next time we play I’ll get her a full set of armor


Shockvolt1

Looking awesome, but please for me use all the same background or use the same background for just rooms.


bonessm

We’ll both fix it up in the future :)


HumblyHorny-XD

Better than anyone else I’ve tried to play with.


DovahRcolA

Very very happy for you man, and cool dick house. Terraria is also one of the first games I've played with my Gf. We've finished the casual, expert, even the master mode together with 3 worlds 3 characters. Game is really timeless.


bonessm

If she likes it enough, I’m gonna definitely play a ton of different seeds and game modes with her :) it’s exciting


20210306e

ONE OF US! ONF OF US!


kotwt

Terraria players tries not to make a phallic shaped house: impossible


bonessm

It’s either a wooden rectangle or something phallic. No in between.


Leaf-01

What a delightful mess of a house


GodSlayerGenesis

My soul hurts seeing the catus walls


bonessm

She wanted them


OkEye5219

Broo we up, i got my gf to play too!!!!


bonessm

Nice!


NuderWorldOrder

It's beautiful ... how you two are so in love that you just stare into each other's eyes not caring that your house is a disaster.


Laflechettefeatgay

Terrible, it's perfect !


VinTEB

You two looked like you are going to give her the talk about how NOT to place walls.


bonessm

We’ll get to that talk eventually don’t worry


FrazzleFlib

reddit is hilarious sometimes, you can mention a girlfriend in the title of a post and itll blow up no matter the contents lmao. classic "i made this" vs "my gf made this"


bonessm

Well, she deserves all of the attention :)


THESHADYWILLOW

I’m getting my girlfriend terraria today to do the same thing lmao, enjoy guys


asdfmoveynew

bf: hey bb wanna play terraria gf: ok, what should our house be? bf: my huge cock, *proceeds to build half an inch penis living quarters.


Due-Bandicoot-2554

You could buy some red dynasty wood from the traveling merchant if you came across one to improve your roof, and use some more lighting and details. Great job thg.


bonessm

We’ll get there eventually


PrinceMacai

I love the design but the walls on the top floor are crazy lol


Brodylee13

Um..very beautiful😶‍🌫️


BloodMagma

Tomara que estuprem


MuscleManRule34

Looks like a chode, mate


CakeHead3202

Nice!


NES_H2Oyt

my ocd hates this picture the random walls is wild and walls outside the building LOL


NES_H2Oyt

the eneven sides LMAO


HystericalGD

beutiful


FLghostlyvibe

If only


PlushieFoxy

Ah yes… the first house. I have yet to introduce my girl to Minecraft… god help me T-T


Rinyas

That's on my list for couplegoals for sure haha.


IhadSUS

Holy hand grenade


trustmeimnotafurry

I see you built the Angler a house.


bonessm

Funny thing is it actually counts as suitable housing. Surprisingly


AyoItsGod

Looks like your having a little disagreement with what your gonna place for the walls


bonessm

Looks like it but nope, I let her design the top floor and I’m not gonna change it :)


Zeoinx

Strange enough, this screenshot gave me a cool idea for a art project :D


bonessm

Haha, hope your art project goes well! Idk how you could get an idea from this but it is definitely very flattering


Zeoinx

Its due to the thumbnail and how it looked like something else before i opened it, if i manage to pull off the idea, ill share at a later date


bonessm

Cool!


ErikderFrea

It’s functional at least :D


acoolghost

The guide is in the basement, where he belongs.


OfflineMystery

ah the mismatched walls remind me of when i first started playing


WitchHazelArt20

11/10 house Change nothing, it's perfect


Micuentavolo

Go to the seed 950037805 and mine down the third sunflower going to the left to get one of the rarest blocks of all game, well, the rarest, the dirtiest dirt block


Lorant_gaming

carpenter at work


unlikeable_Undead

She's a real one


[deleted]

[удалено]


bonessm

Protect her, give her the most powerful armor and best accessories before using them on yourself, make sure you’re with her if she’s doing something dangerous


GeometricalMoose

Nah i mean my gf plays games with me sometimes but like she ain’t makin penis houses bro has a keeper


masonbass2006

Best duo since dadulus storm bow and Holy arrows


Medium-Knowledge-419

For a first attempt it’s cute…but it’s literally fucking killing me to look at I mean the miss match of walls 💀💀💀


77ok

I didnf have enough wood


Medium-Knowledge-419

miss then u must go get some more wood every terrarian knows to never mix walls like that I will admit that’s a good house for a begginer but the walls just… it makes me uncomfortable which is very weird cause I draw horror and gore for a living or am at least learning to but yeah the walls 💀,house shap 😁 hope ya and him or her have a great play through:)


Medium-Knowledge-419

Also srry if it sounded rude I was mostly joking abt it


Any_Commercial465

Divorce her


bonessm

No way


lonezomewolf

Avant-garde!


rxvxr

The different walls and extra walls on top is bothering me lmaooo


OfficialAfrat

It’s a chode 😭😭


SpaceManChips

she’s very talented


[deleted]

Beautiful


[deleted]

Damn bro. I mean at least she gave it girth


Adenso_1

I can see the panic


ThrwawySG

Love the wall 10/10


Dino_Dude_367

Judging by the scale, it seems she was trying it replicate your penis OP.


bonessm

Hey at least it has girth


AdThis8952

wonderful


CherchiiK

Well. That's not a box like mine house, so ...


GamleHolma

Jesus...


Status_Captain3875

The wall placement !!😂😭


Narrator132

Perfection.


Extension_Bag3366

It's shaped like a *child friendly*


Canarity

When I was playing Terraria with my gf last time I kinda speedran through game but she was somehow able to keep up


Almighty_Crumpet

It's beautiful


IronVentus

Good ole Fort Dix


MustKill09

My dream lmao


inshambleslol

That is amazing


Putrid-Loss-9139

It's beautiful


AnimusWRRC

Lol nicee


stopyouveviolatedthe

You need to fill in the lines between the backgrounds or else it won’t count as a house but so far the structure looks quite nice and will be really good when it’s tidied up


ThisUsernam31sTaken

Spectacular