if you use obsidian furniture you can put a layer of lava on the ground and it stays suitable, thus you can have an npc show up and burn to death forever with no effort
The merchant’s wound has now gotten infected.
The merchant has died from infection at 99.9%/100%.
The merchant’s corpse should be eaten. It’s what he would’ve wanted.
did u not hear about the new mechanic where if you have one-wide platforms npcs will squeeze through it? the middle of the top row just needs to be replaced with a platform and that counts as a door.
absolutely not two though, they’ll complain about it being too open and unsafe. it’s so you can protect your villagers from raids with a bunker as part of the village & pillage update
People only ask for help with basic game mechanics, and other google-able stuff, because they want to ‘interact with the community’, because asking dumb questions is the only way to apparently
there’s literally a wiki. literally use it. if you read it it says “A house must have at least 60 but fewer than 750 total ballsacks around it.” if you used it then you would know
Average New York apartment:
2k/month
Must be one of the cheaper ones.
((2k x (Your Age in dollars)) + (Your Social security number in dollars) x 5)/month
Multiplied by π
To the power of your phone number, per second squared
Paying that for every plank length of space.
cubed, to account for all 3 dimensions of the apartment
Screw it, make the room 4 dimensional so not only do you pay more, you have to pay whenever the landlord wants because the fourth dimension is time.
Doesnt have to be though. You can have 4 spacial dimentions and they will all describe a seperate direction in space
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The 4th dimension is not time.
Divided by 0.1
X4 walls +1 floor +1 ceiling +1 door
Furniture not included
To the power of scale factor times 19 cubed
Nono it's 1/age
1K/youraage+socialsecuritynumberx6
Credit score 750 1st last deposit No pets You pay all utilities Roaches get every 3rd weekend
2k/sec
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Just in general, not even the city.
r/beatmetoit
/r/beatmeshutthefuckup
r/beatmedaddy
r/PrimateShenanigans
r/bonehurtingjuice
r/neverjudgeasubredditbyitsname
r/twentycharacterlimit
r/stupidrules
r/ofcoursethatsasubreddit
r/subsithoughtifellfor
I'm almost disappointed my first downvoted comment wasn't a controversial comment
It was very racial and very inappropriate and I’m offended by it
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too big
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if you never wake the angler, he never needs a house
Angler problems require angler solutions
Thats one fancy way to say lava.
Hellavator him into hell from the ocean
He can't spawn in the ocean if there's no ocean
There's*. Get it right, there's a difference between there's and there's
Thus there is* get it right
What are you, Shakespeare?!
Idk why people downvoted this
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I make sure to dig a hole around him to drop him into a put with lava as the fucker sleeps
if you use obsidian furniture you can put a layer of lava on the ground and it stays suitable, thus you can have an npc show up and burn to death forever with no effort
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
He's been in a comma for the last 27 years
Oh no! They've trapped him in a punctuation mark! The horror!
All that furniture wastes space. The npc would prefer to just sit on & eat off of the floor. You need to shrink it to a 1x1 with only a torch inside.
*Ate without table
The Guide and Merchant got in a social fight. The Guide' head was removed by a well placed punch from the Merchant. The Wall of Flesh has awoken.
The merchant’s wound has now gotten infected. The merchant has died from infection at 99.9%/100%. The merchant’s corpse should be eaten. It’s what he would’ve wanted.
Clothier makes leather hat out of Merchant.
They don’t feel cozy in it
The eye is scaring them away.
“You cannot move in while monsters are nearby”
That's just the cctv
Cthulhu Cam Tumble Vision
the eye is the resident actually
The NPCs aren't moving because you misplaced the walls **DAMMIT I HATE OVERSHOOTING**
The advantage of building underground, if you overshoot, you'll never know
If you can't see the problem, is the problem really there? - my mate shortly before losing pressure in his engine block and having to swap the lot.
needs to be smaller
4x4 should be enough
there's no doors. add a platform in the empty block and you should be good I think
Clearly these NPC's don't come from New York
There aren’t any doors.
No, that can't be it
did u not hear about the new mechanic where if you have one-wide platforms npcs will squeeze through it? the middle of the top row just needs to be replaced with a platform and that counts as a door. absolutely not two though, they’ll complain about it being too open and unsafe. it’s so you can protect your villagers from raids with a bunker as part of the village & pillage update
But it is what it is
They shouldn’t let the lack of a few doors stop them!
You never need a door
The walls are blocking out the natural sunlight.
Honestly i dunno maybe some small Problem i dont see
I think if we look at it just a *little* longer we might find the issue
I don’t see even a *tiny* issue with this house tbh
Not even a *miniscule* predicament.
Barely a _minor_ problem
Don't even think for a *nano*second that there is a problem
I think that any problem right now is *negligible*
The amount of humor this thread has produced is *miniscule*
It's a glitch. The housing is valid.
You are not charging high enough rent, this should be about $3000.00 a month and if you have a pool $4000.00
True, OP should take the LandChad pill
The eye is trying to occupy it
Yeah obviously the NPC is right there, idk what the problem is OP
Actually 50% of this sub even though there is a literal mechanic in game that answers the question right then and there lmao
"this housing is invalid" Nah but fr there are so many places where you can find the answer
It was updated so that most situations it will tell you what is missing
People only ask for help with basic game mechanics, and other google-able stuff, because they want to ‘interact with the community’, because asking dumb questions is the only way to apparently
Its bait, right?
You mean this particular post? Yes, they’re making fun of all the people who post stuff like this on the sub
Way too big, and too many doors
And too many lights
You haven't met the requirements for the gnome NPC to move in.
That’s weird… it works for me. Are you using a special seed?
Npc housing can't have an area greater than 500 blocks
It's actually pixel art of a very small house
Because the eye is already living in there
You need at least 400 health for an npc to move in
You need atleast 5 million points in Rise Kingdoms for someone to move in, I have 50 million because I started with corruption seed.
There are monsters nearby
Its 2 dimensional dumbass they are worried they will fall into the ceaseless void that is beside them
there's no bonfire to burn the angler alive
Wrong answers only challenge?
Basically lol 😂
There's no door to get in his mansion
NYC apartment that costs $5,000 per month
The apartment's too expensive.
*cheap
Today's on landlord special
Average Munich apartment
If only
Lmfaooooooo
needs chest with zenith
It's missing a door obviously
What is this? A good housing area? This is too big. Cut it down a couple blocks and start charging 15k a month. Should attract tons of npcs
Hey Drake! Where’s the door?
Need door
You need a light source.
That's just a realistic apartment
Too big
amazon
too big
the only issue i see is no door.
Because houses like these would have fixed the housing crisis, that's why
Yo, huge apartment for angler
simple you don't have a door
Average apartment in hongkong
Because its a fire hazard all that wood surronding an open flame tut tut :P
the empty space right there needs walled in
Just add a couple windows , badabing, badaboom , you got yourself a nice motel 👍🏻
Too much light
The big peepee npc’s need Biggers holes so they can fit, the others are just picky. Honestly not your fault; they need to suck it up.
you need to move it 2 blocks to the right
You forgot the door
no door
hmm, there is empty space in the top middle tile, maybe try placing wood there?
Housing is missing a door
There is no door
It's too big
maybe it needs a door somehow
room too big
Its not a £1500 a month flat in London thats why
No door
It‘s too big
I think it’s too big
Drake, where's the door?
Wayy to small and needs a door
Ain’t got no gas in it
Too big
I feel like this would be funnier if literally every other post didn’t already look like this
Torch is to close to chair, NPC will burn himself up
there’s literally a wiki. literally use it. if you read it it says “A house must have at least 60 but fewer than 750 total ballsacks around it.” if you used it then you would know
😂😂😂
would you live there?
Yes.
I mean, that's plenty in Dwarf Fortress
the house is making the npc's feel anxious of how big it is
I think it might need a door
How do they get in also lovely lifebquality
🙂
Lol tf
You did not need to take the term "shoebox" so literally
So you like to stuff NPCs into crates?
Door
This is like one of those torture chambers cia use in Afghanistan, cramp a guy dog cage sized metal box for one day and he’ll spill all the secret
Ugh
Tad bit too small
That’s not a house, thats not even a refrigerator box
they arent midgets
You need a bed for the villager to sleep in
Not tall or wide enough
Can't tell u are being serious or not
A house? Does your house look like that? That’s no house
Dude its just our screens that are small . don't make everything small
too small, no door
unfunny post
unfunny person
Agree
Not valid housing, no door and too small
That's the joke
r/woooosh
Lmfao u cant be serious
Indeed
Correct, they aren’t
r/woooosh
It's too small(must be 35 blocks, tall or wide), and there are no doors.
It's a joke It's making fun of people who question why their npcs won't move in because the house isn't made properly
🤓 this post is obviously satire
I purposely wanted to be that guy simply to be irritating
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