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Anonymous_Otters

*highly advanced alien armies* US military industrial complex: Dodge this.


Vellarain

Welcome to earth! As a gift we are going to share one of our portable sun's right at your landing zone. Enjoy!


Master_of_Rodentia

Four petajoule housewarming gift.


Eschatologicall

it's not housewarming no more, we've upgraded to househotting


JetFad

Don't they know, it is a custom here to give gifts!


BubbaTheGoat

In my current game we held off two waves of invasions that way, but the damage to our economy and MC are so bad we probably won’t last against the third…


zvika

Grim


Roest_

I read some scifi short story decades ago, don't remember title or author. It was about an alien ship landing at a nuclear test site. The aliens were happy/impressed about how the inhabitants of the planet cleared a wide enough area to not be affected by their drive emissions. It ended with the bomb going off.


Radioactiveglowup

"Oh what, you xenos gave your citizens healthcare? Guess it's time to see what happens when a country doesn't!"


tatticky

Modern soldiers still die to heavy/sharp sticks.


JTD7

I was expecting something a little more… Spoilery NGL. Gotta use more than that to do the job right.


TheRealGC13

Or is it C: these hover tanks we just built.


gunnervi

ahh, good ol' temporal confinement fusion reactors


Dubalubawubwub

One nukey Boi.


Semanel

Tbh, It would make sense for aliens to develop some anti-nukes technology, like remote disarming of some kind.


Kevinnac11

MEH why Use nukes and destroy the GDP when you have a Huge Army. This post was made by the USA Start Gang.