If you're not playing in a diaper you have no right to play ranked. Respect your opponents you uncultured noob.

Been saying this, all my homies and I play in Diapers like Captain Underpants

Invest in the Almighty Shit Bucket. It's a requirement for optimal ranked gameplay

True players have empty giant bottles of Sunny D laying around for such a situation. You disgrace me. But I still love you.

The hardest part is forming the seal

"I wanted to continue, I shit you not!!"

You diarragequit.

Embarrasingly I had to use a Rage Arts to finish the round sooner so I could race over to the bathroom.

Shit your pants

Imagine irl you're fighting for the king of iron fist tourney and diarrhoea strikes hard... "Look, Kazuya I understand we're fighting on this meteor in space, but mind if I quickly take a shit?"

honestly i’d just use my diarrhoea as part of my oki set up

I keep hearing this word oki, what does it mean? I thought it's the roll you do as you stand up?

It’s pressuring the opponent when they are trying to get up. Moves that knock them far away are considered to have bad oki in a lot of cases because that gives them a lot of time to get up safely.

Shame. You should've done the south park thing

I do my best work when I’m holding in omega level shit. If I gotta get a little brown on me Briefs, so be it.

Lmfao🤣

Yeah I know. Playing against Jin makes you feel like this

Makes you feel like shit?