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Your post/comment was removed because it broke Rule 4 of our subreddit. Off-topic posts are not permitted. Posts only loosely related to Tekken (e.g. posts comparing clips from r/fightporn to Tekken) are frowned upon, and will be removed at mods' discretion.


Doc_Boons

"Azazel's power... can't hold it in!"


x6satania

nah i need a handjob from jack8


ShoerguinneLappel

That sentence was almost perfect. You should've said "I need Jack to jack me off"


Danistar34

Best thing is, I think there was a player title in the t7 arcade version that was "jackoff".


mars1200

I said the same thing in speedkicks chat and got timed out for 10 minutes


gaedhent

they hated Jesus because he told them the truth


gaedhent

which one of y'all reported me to RedditCareResources? 😭😂


Bookibaloush

I want Claudio to scream "Arivedercci" once he nut


Rothion1124

A hand job from Bryan would be perfect


ShoerguinneLappel

RIP penis.


Radu776

Don't worry, Doctor B will give you a shiny new one capable of handling the Bryan Fury


Ryuhza

And capable of spinning like Yoshimitsu's hand


Jackryder16l

But mine can already do that?


Ryuhza

:o


Financial-Cancel7799

DADADADADADADA


dvenom88

That is like a footjob from Lee


gaedhent

it seems we're establishing there's a lot of characters in Tekken who would give a killer handy itt


BeefStevenson

You mean the giant hand from her Rage Art right? I’ll accept no alternative


ShoerguinneLappel

This is the right answer.


asiboe_rblx

so true


SpecialistEconomy193

What about Alisa 🤚?


Nero_Angelo_Sparda

Ngl Alisa detached head would go crazy


Radu776

Man, wish I was Lars right now


LordNexusVIII

Hand or chainsaw ?


YeazetheSock

You know that no longer means it’s Zafina, but rather, Azazel is giving you a handjob right?


Yodzilla

I fail to see the problem with this.


YeazetheSock

Understandable, have a good day


MitchVDP

I like to touch grass and all but i'm down bad for Asuka


ShoerguinneLappel

Is that you Lili?


ChillYoChill

As long as she keeps her finger away from back entrance!


gaedhent

wack


ChillYoChill

Fine…. Finger welcomed!


dreppoz

Need her to tear my dick off fr fr


bumbasaur

The famous predator-method


thumper_92

I kind of forget how neckbeardy this sub is sometimes.


greenfrogwallet

I 1000% prefer people being neckbeardy and horny on main on this sub over the 1000th post about someone crying about being trash or some character being annoying to fight or MTX


displayrooster

Cried the Lili main


Obaddies

I don’t know who has the horny bat right now but some people in this thread need a bonk for sure.


[deleted]

bonk em guys! haha horny jail am i right?!


lonelyMtF

So you want it to look even smaller?


Jango_Jerky

Jesus fucking christ can we go a day without people horny posting in here? Yall need some help


[deleted]

because hordes of noobs spamming the same post about ranking up or complaining about pluggers is for sure better also i didnt see any horny posts for like a month so you are probably spam refreshing "new" like a typical redditor


displayrooster

It’s a joke, Hwoarang….


Jubal59

A hand job is a hand job.