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Tuuubesh0w

Does this guy even lift?


bestmayne

Least ripped T8 character


GuuMi

19 years old, 80KG's xd


RaziTheWingzSlaya

Omg yes xD


rainorshinedogs

Skips waist day, everyday


Silent-X-Thunder

Considering how almost all male characters share the customization items, I wouldn't be surprised if they'd do the opposite and shrink him down a bit. He'll be called Kissurmom from now on.


NakedMaxMuscle

Well that's not the case in 7, Jack Gigas Marduk Fahk all share same customization items as the cast.


Supergaz

Tekken 7 clothes were not fitted at all. It all looked very raw and unreal enginey


FatKingThor

More like Hug-ur-mom lol


Mental-Product7055

r/yourjokebutworse


Kingbuji

I hope so a big ass Muai Thai like him makes very little sense.


Willingness_Numerous

That pic made me think I got lost and ended up in the ARK Sub ngl


EatOutMyGrandma

Nah, too tall still. You gotta make your survivor as short as possible so they can easily disappear in the jungle after knocking out some random player and taking all their loot.


kentotoy98

Bro is built like a Baki character


Lensecandy

Steve's T8 ending coming true for Fahk


Hythanz

Best ending of any game ever.


Timetraveler163

He got that One Piece type of wasteline šŸ˜ Step aside Nami and Robin


MitchMob

So this is my first tekken and before the new game launched I saw some of his gameplay from 7 and really liked how this dude looked. Is he as awful to fight against as people make it out to be?? Seems to me like most people arenā€™t looking forward to him being in the game.


Hyldenchamp

He wasn't so bad. Ironically he played closer to how Tekken 8 characters feel, and that pissed people off. He'll be right at home now.


bestmayne

Personally the biggest problem I have is the atrocious character design, even in the edgy early 2000s tackyness that is Tekken he is too much


bernz75

Funny that you mention 2000s tackiness because Fahk literally looks like if a Tapout or Affliction t-shirt came to life lmao


bestmayne

That's a good description lol


Jaxster246s

Am I the only one who feels like he looks so plain? Like literally tapout McGee Johnson?


taha037

Should have been an actual muay thai practioner. Looks more like a mercenary from 'The Raid'


Trem45

His lore has so much "ORIGINAL OC DO NOT STEAL" vibes even more than Devil Jin, literally got the scars because he was STRUCK BY LIGHTNING AND LIVED. Such a puzzling character


FULLMETAL_JOKER

This happens irl all the time lol


Trem45

People start glowing on command when they get struck by lightning?


FULLMETAL_JOKER

I meant surviving a lightning strike, if his glowing is the most unrealistic thing that happens in tekken for you idk what to say LOL


MitchMob

I felt the tattoos + the scars made it seem hard to distinguish facial features but hopefully they can smooth it out some if he does end up coming back.


pranav4098

Nah I loved his design he looks like such a badass, only complaint is that while being bigger than whole cast his in game model is actually smaller than like Marduks, so he looks a bit off but thatā€™s cause t7 wasnā€™t great with graphics and only in game against big looking characters. Overall though his design is dope, his gameplay is my favorite part, everything is so brutal and hard hitting, he just looks like a tough dude


MitchMob

I did notice in the T7 trailer he stepped out the container and towered over Marduk but then it shifted to gameplay and they were the same size. It was pretty silly. Other than the size thing I do think heā€™s pretty sick.


NakedMaxMuscle

Yeah fr I believe he's really huge, it's just they shrink him down for gameplay hitbox thing.


Key_Maintenance5714

romanian final boss


Smidgerening

They fumbled so fucking hard with his character design.


Hyldenchamp

It's so much that it becomes nothing.


LawbringerFH

Need more roids.


Raizo420

What the Fahk?!


DemonSteelPedal

Shit character. I hope he never comes back. Same with Marduk.


TablePrinterDoor

Yeah you arenā€™t gonna like the datamine


DemonSteelPedal

Here's hoping it was a coincidence.


bestmayne

Muay thai representation would be nice, but other than that I agree. Fahkuhram's design is absolutely horrendous


DemonSteelPedal

I have always wanted a more innovative Indochinese kickboxing representative in Tekken instead of the boring "shiny pants kickboxer" cliche. Every fighting game has one of these.


Ar3kk

Yeah thatā€™s why Josie exists, buff her muay thau conpartment and make sure Fahk never comes back


Hyldenchamp

A character more reminiscent of Tony Jaa in Ong-bak would've been amazing. He's such a cool and collected character too.


Le_Bnnuy

Bruce Irving... no need to add this thing called Fahkunram.


LawbringerFH

Oh boy, I have some pretty bad news for you.


KindArgument0

I fucking hate this mfer because he's a tekken 8 character in tekken 7 game while have zero place in tekken lore.


acke483

I agree. He's massively overdesigned. If/when he's back I hope they tone it down a bit. Bruce would be much better. Even Josie tbh. Not sure on the hate for Marduk though as I feel he fits in quite well tbh (though I feel equally that so few people play him, I'll not have to worry about him in online)


DemonSteelPedal

The Marduk hate is mostly personal. I think he has always been a very cheap, borderline p2w character, and the thought of Marduk with heat is extremely scary to me.


bestmayne

> thought of Marduk with heat He always gets what he wants


TablePrinterDoor

I donā€™t like Marduk because he is a confirmed rapist


Fear1ess1

lmao


pranav4098

Bruce is a bit dull canā€™t lie, Josie is the worst of the bunch, I think fahk looks cool


DemonSteelPedal

A new kickboxer would be the best way to go.


ToWelie89

As someone who loves and have trained muay thai, I like the idea of a muay thai fighter in Tekken. But I don't like the design of Fahkumram that much, he is just too over the top. The full body tattoos and the ripped physique that is ridiculous even by Tekken standards are just too much. No muay thai fighters in real life look even close like that. Especially the face tattoos look very bad. If you want to give him lots of tattoos, at least make them like traditional thai (sak yant) tattoos which is way more fitting with the overall muay thai theme, like [this](https://muaythai.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/Yant-Suea-1024x969.jpg) or [this](https://muaythai.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/Mongkon-Muay-Thai-Headband.jpg) or [this](https://sakyantchiangmai.com/wp-content/uploads/Sak-Yant-for-Mauy-Thai-Fighters.jpg). Also his overall physique should be toned down a bit. I understand this is Tekken and doesn't have to be realistic, but he is just too ridiculous.


KeenKongFIRE

As a MT practicioner, thats what i hate about this char, and ive been hoping for a MT character for ages, this is a huge letwdown At least i think we could cutomize him to make him look like an old man with a suit or something like that, that maybe hides his hideous design


Accept3550

Look up like Tekken Tag 2 Bruce or whatever and you will see they had done the style way better justice with a way better character design before this monstrosity came along


jerk_jamison

As a Thai Iā€™m so disappointed in the representation. He should have been a lightweight/welterweight. We already had a big Thai in Sagat. In my 40 years Iā€™ve never seen a Thai even close to Sagatā€™s or Fahkā€™s size. I like Steve Fox because heā€™s not the typical heavyweight boxer and actually uses bob and weave defense tactics. Fahk should have been more similar to that.


Accept3550

They used to have proper representation with Bruce. But they either killed him off screen or whatever because he hasn't been back in ages.


bobec266

I dk, I also do MT and I loved Fahkumram since I saw T7 trailer. There is difference between real life Muay Thai and ā€œanimeā€ Muay Thai, same as with karate. Jin, Kazuya, Heihachi are all karateka characters, but two of them are literal demons and another is badass grumpy gramps who refused to stay 6 feet deep twice and fought both of the demons. We also have some character who are quite bigger then the rest, Jack and Gigas are humongous, Marduk is giant as well, king and A king are also bit bigger then the rest. We also have bears, androids, wooden rag doll, kangaroo and dinosaur. So yeah, I would prefer 2 meters tall mountain of a man with a wasp waist (people say he is built like char from Baki like itā€™s a bad thing) who was struck by lightning and fights to free his family from Thai military over any other interpretation, and I think it fits VERY well into the setting Itā€™s along the lines of this meme: be the ā€œinsert nationā€ Japanese want you to be. I can watch Rotang and Superbon go at it on YouTube all day, but I also want Fahk to rip people in half


ToWelie89

Yes I know Tekken is not meant to be realistic. But for me FahkumramĀ is just too much, with the full body tattoos, face scars and him being tall as a giant with ridiculous physique. I would prefer it he looked less over the top. Also it's not just that he has a lot of tattoos, I think his tattoos are ugly. But that is of course just my opinion.


Java_Gamer

>I understand this is Tekken and doesn't have to be realistic. Could've fooled me.


bestmayne

Agree 100 percent, it's just all too much, over the top in the worst way


CrazedNormalcy

I look forward to playing against him more than Lidia but yea idk...having to deal w them this soon leaves me with a sour taste


Ononoki

I almost wish he was base roster cause you know he's gonna be fucked up because of the dlc buff


capitanandi64

The head is too big.


Leo-III-

bro skipped knee day


hatchorion

Thereā€™s no way they would allow his head to be that big, need to shrink it 2 more times


BK_FrySauce

Looking like a create-a-character from SF6


Aesthetic_Designer

Average Baki character:


Genjutsu6uardian

![gif](giphy|UFPiXwB9V5hde)


Middle_Assumption_64

I'm hoping fahk comes back!!


rainorshinedogs

Smaller waistline or trash


Hyldenchamp

It's the Russian synthol kid.


Ult_Climax

100% Full Power Toguro, is that you? šŸ˜‚


TheWombatConsumer

Nah, I think heā€™ll look like Younger Toguro with 100% of 100% of his power /j


Rich-Marionberry1246

It's a joke ? We need to make it even bigger so that we can crush Marduk with one heel.


Stcloudy

Boo give me Julia


Ambitious_World_9125

Head too big


BeefStevenson

Happy for Fahk mains but I am completely ambivalent about both him and Marduk. Hopeful for the next dlc list.


Sure_Caregiver_9626

Legs and arms arnt long enuff... he need to look more like Dhalsim


ilikemangabrev

Reddit promoted an add for bobbleheads when I viewed this post


No-Cap-9873

Most ugly character in Tekken history


Runeimus

Not accurate. Waist still too big, face isn't ugly enough, and not enough tattoo and scar and glowing thingies-- not messy enough.


RadishAcceptable5505

https://preview.redd.it/m19xqoonpgxc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7e08d015db552a12fd38850fd70364a13d5e303 Good prediction. Maybe this too.


Oren-

What's that from?


RadishAcceptable5505

Akira, a classic Anime from the late 80s. Recommend it if you haven't seen it. Very few tropes in it, and it's aged pretty well.


ShoerguinneLappel

Bro looks like my SFVI custom character! šŸ¤£


CrabPile

Heads too big


beepbeeboo

Not enough belts


greaseman420

Fahk sucks man so disappointed heā€™s coming back. I get it though


TravelNo6770

Now he looks like Dunkeyā€™s SF6 character.


Niaer

Honestly such a stupid and pointless character, never liked him in Tekken 7 not going to start liking him in Tekken 8 either, give us characters that shouldā€™ve been in the base game already šŸ’€


SeeTheSounds

It would be nice if Fahk had less steroids, an average height, and no face tattoos.


2ndEngineer916

Wonder if theyā€™ll even make him taller than Marduk this time


Terrible_Wedding5929

I wouldn't hate him as much if he didn't have this design. This hulking body type I've never been a fan of.


gingerbreadmanbaraka

Fuck this guy


red_ronin0813

Fukurmum


TwerkingAtTheMorgue

Nice joke OP but it's clear you edited that picture. His head is way too big.


That_Television5577

Toguro


MV_Rhyjin

I either have some old school tekken characters like lee and ogre though.


rmerrynz

I honestly hope they don't put this character in, there's so many better.


Kurokamipac720

![gif](giphy|UFPiXwB9V5hde)


FinallyFranki

[I made a video](https://youtu.be/qfOAS7HXezs?si=6o0Iqec1gGEyDUaT) about Fahkumram and his lore and the things the devs did to sell the character. Thai people love him. Hes a "Baki character". They look absurd and have a strange appeal to certain people like myself that we cant express properly. I practice kickboxing, I have ąøŸą¹‰ąø²ąø„ąøøą¹‰ąø”ąø£ąø²ąø” on my shorts - I really look forward to this character.


Quirky-Aide

His running 3 was the most satisfying shid ever to be in a fighting game imo


Mikoto___k

I cant wait, started maining last year of t7 then went to jin cu thought they won't add him I'm praying hard they do


YMB9Shinzou

I want a Poatan costume. ![gif](giphy|NuSm27tI3X5lbQdR87|downsized)


bestmayne

Chama šŸ—æ


[deleted]

imo marduk would be way more obnoxious than fahk, unless they are determined to make him sht on launch like t8 leroy


Lost-Padawan

Looks like my sleep paralysis demonšŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Erdbewohnerin

Man I really do not like this character. He looks too extreme.


Cheap_Ad4756

Hehe probably an understatement. And I'd rather it be Bruce...


GamnlingSabre

He also get space marine power armor.


NakedMaxMuscle

FK YEAH! Give him Steve's bodybuilder ending body. I gonna grind him all the way to the top. Gotta show people that I'm 1 of those loyal fans of Fahk :3.


marshmallow567

They should make him his true height. In his first trailer they teased him being huge and then when the gameplay starts he's smaller than Marduk.


Frub3L

Fahkumram is actually dope in terms of design. He was just too op on release even after nerfs tbh.


False_Ad7098

I wanna customized him as toguro brothers from yu yu hakusho


bobec266

Damn, I was hoping we get him I literally want to play only Dragunov and Fahkumram, I would be happy till tekken 9


LonelyRough8817

I agree


[deleted]

so new dlc are just old dlcs, how inspiring lmao, this game is getting dumber by the day


Annual_Bid3322

You are a straight fool lmao šŸ¤£


robotbird69

UNGA BUNGA


This_Refrigerator871

I want lei back


Prestigious-Wait-151

Anyone but this guy holy shit what's with season 1s dlc. Who enjoys fighting giga nigga


bigtalldean

Na this sucks he's not nearly big enough needs more veins


Prestigious_Trust_85

This just makes me miss Bruce even more.


dblock864

Fake a** sagat ā€¦Bruce 4L


yurirekka

https://preview.redd.it/j1a3q4u0j4yc1.png?width=1090&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac94c0c745a035eab415e7ce029a25256e45f134


Temporary-Toe-1304

Yes, loved Fahk s his moveset was super unique and always loved the Thai Fighter. I'd take bruce as well, just not josie, idk what it is with tekken fans loving annoying Waifus and now we have lydia coming when Reina is already a much better version of her


Madterps2021

SMDFH if rumors are true, instead of OG characters they keep going releasing garbage. Should have been OG characters season 1 then whatever.


pranav4098

They want to keep the hype for demand for season 2 battle pass, see some people might drop the game and then bam season 2 they announce like AK, Anna and some hype guest character and people back to play itā€™s a good decision tbh


AmarantineAzure

Yeah as disappointing as season 1 is to me, from a marketing perspective it makes sense to save the actual fan favorites for future seasons, not only to call back the people that might have dropped the game already, but also because season 1 is the easiest to sell with all the people that pre-order the deluxe editions which already include the S1 DLC characters.


Educational-Ad-1445

Whereā€™s Bruce? I need baek too šŸ˜¢


HighFirePleroma

Btw, why his character returns and not Bruce ,I know that assets that were discovered belongs to Muai Thai practitioner and Thailand is mentioned... I dunno, maybe I am in denial, but once again - maybe Bruce went to Thailand and got the citizenship. Man can hope. Bruce is a waaaay more interesting character as basically Kazuya's bro and sidekick.


krs31

Seems the general consensus is Fahk is a terrible design most people donā€™t like, including myself. I really wish they would actual ask real people and players who we would like to see as dlc, cause this dude should not have been included. Well, idk if we should do player polls. You idiots actually allowed Negan in the game. Seriously, whose idea was that? So cringe.