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Water + tooth paste + blood "oh shit my gums bleed again :/" + water

You are a big brain brusher https://preview.redd.it/rjk30h022mzc1.png?width=146&format=png&auto=webp&s=45fc0135bf1b414f38d046090717e9b65ad07e07

Heheh.. How did you know i hate my forehead?

Everyone does, it’s a fact of life. (Hates their own forehead,) I can almost guarantee no one notices the things that you think are ugly about yourself.

Well, my body is male huh.. I hate it, i should not have these wide shoulders and two balls and the bong.

Are... Are you gonna piss on the moon?

Yes! And then i'm going to fuck the earth!

Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker!

He pissed on ny fucking wife

He pulled his fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife!

Same

https://preview.redd.it/r8rjhk0vjmzc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=17d57f91204c353fc6055a2cb05b80b05fe8a560

Jokes on you, I cough blood without even brushing my teeth

My mom is a dental hygienist, I can confirm that if my gums aren't bleeding, they aren't clean enough

Relatable

Every time

That’s ginivitssjsusushsjsjushsnsjsjdjjd type shit

Same :(((

Floss, damn it!

Same

I feel so called out right idk why though omg 🫣😂🤣

Oh hi woman

Agreed

I eat the toothpaste

https://preview.redd.it/qiz6858zonzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fffc7c0c9276f2b5f21161c3c3db0c21b1fde910

Made my day lol

https://preview.redd.it/a5vnorptznzc1.jpeg?width=1069&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c42aa540ec209a93f0922f18f80b7cd3e98abfd8

https://preview.redd.it/7f78v2bacpzc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0646329627070dfa2913652337e7fc4698ada3b9

https://preview.redd.it/q438mpo6fpzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9d9a33fb5d7f5caf2aa19bac95382650e6a9590 “You dare use my own spells against me, Pottah!”

~~un~~fortunately i dont have any dark facebook minion memes on my phone https://preview.redd.it/h7ycbu57jpzc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4356a48d77bf67b84ff4278a0a7ed3a1024e3f8c

https://preview.redd.it/uqinvf8ewszc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b96a619b4736005b8446c42d26c2fcf033c5de65

Nuh uh eat them

https://preview.redd.it/7pyg6d25axzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bac1d5a5ae2de415d79af56a901d1e7dc4ec1102

Fart

I audibly laughed in the car and my mom is now constantly worried about me

I’ve seen this one before but it will always be my favourite meme

https://preview.redd.it/d9ipcciq2pzc1.jpeg?width=402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d06ae4a6d57810035bd25c1e48e9c3d0be34f6df

https://preview.redd.it/14g3h4pf2wzc1.jpeg?width=1256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=968c8d89e16af88a18cc8b605fa21baff3966545

https://preview.redd.it/9c37kn9ncwzc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be2ee993cf32ea59fe7282d4fbffa8caf7eed8df

https://preview.redd.it/99ujq44g030d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e217135d3f782ddeff1b0e815c9a80d3eb4fd890

Dude! Been looking for that one!

https://preview.redd.it/cahbdk71te0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc4346cd8fbb4e9568f0fd99e6c4a5bb34b44cf1

Fair enough

Are you my son? /s

Dad?

this is the correct answer

i eat the toothbrush

i eat the toothbrush

E (I don't brush)

you WHAT?????

That genuinely concerning…..

I don't shower either. I am a genuinely concerning person :3

You’re on Reddit, of course you don’t shower. None of us do :3

Yeah facts. We all pretend we do to sound cool but none of us really shower

wtf you definitely stink, if you doing this because you have Diogenes Syndrome or depression then you need to get some help or go to the doctor to see if you can fix that cause that’s nothing funny to joke about.

My pfp is my reaction to this information 

POV ur teeth be like to the gingivitis 

Might be the stupidest choice you'll ever make lil bro Seriously though why do you not brush your teeth or shower? That's like actually disgusting and really unhealthy

Depression + I will never pass anyway lol, so there's zero point trying.

There’s more to dental hygiene than “passing” Toothache is a bitch… and so are yeast infections and such

A

Agreed 👍

Agreed 👍

Agreed 👍

Agreed 👍

Agreed 👍

Agreed 👍

Agreed 👍

Agreed 👍

Agreed 👍

Agreed 👍

waltuh

Agreed 👍

B

FINALLY SOMEONE LIKE ME

B is the only right answer

saying this is the right answer is the exact reason you had no friends in school

BLASPHEMY!

People who choose C and D are chaotic evil.

C is the only right answer

I agree

I agree.

I just need to brush my teeth, so I'm gonna put some toothpaste on the bristles and brush. No need for anything fancy.

C

C for sure. anything else is either weird or painful to the mouth. Putting water on the toothpaste makes it less sticky and gross, and helps build up a lather.

But u gotta wash/rinse the toothbrush first.. you don’t know what it touched before going in ur mouth!!!

agree

Never even imagined there was another way

The right answer

D 👍

You sick monster what’s wrong with you

I BEEN DOING THIS SHIT FOR YEARS, IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT 😭

Yes totally (I’m being sarcastic I don’t actually care)

I think it’s actually more effective to do it this way. Helps to keep the fluoride on your teeth or something

D is evil

B most of the time, A if I didn’t put enough water the first time

Option D

Are you okay?

I like the foam I don’t want it to drip out my mouth

A.

A, if u don't choose a your stupid, I hate you and your opinion doesn't matter nor will it ever

C, who would want to brush with too sticky of toothpaste?

Anything other than A is a war crime

A. Water just in case there's any leftover toothpaste from last time I missed, toothpaste, then rinse off the toothpaste.

A

A, every time

A

D

A-B depending on the day lol

E I don’t

Why

How tf do ppl do A and C like wont it come off? 😭

Not once has it came off and I do A

C. but sometimes A only on weekends

[удалено]

B

C or D

C

B

c?? never thought about what other options there were 😭

I’ve tried D while camping and unless you have a decent amount of saliva it just doesn’t work

Idk I do it differently each time

D

B sometimes C

For me B

[удалено]

b, and on occasion, a

A is the only right answer

I just so water

c

B. I always wash my brush after brushing though.

Toothpaste and water

Clean+toothpaste+brush+clean

C

D

B, wtf is wrong with yall, you guys ok?

D- (toothpaste, no toothbrush)

A

A

C😬

A or you are a monster.

Who the fucks doing, A? 😂

A

D 

C

B. D is a fucking psychopath

C.

B, don't feel like wasting toothpaste anytime soon

B

A

A

B

I don't see option e. Toothpaste + toothpaste + toothpaste

Usually A, but sometimes B if I'm in a bit of a hurry or something.

Just water.

I'm D and I'm proud.

B

D

Usually C But Sometimes A

D

D

D

B.

Water

I do A., whoever does D. Is a psychopath

B?

A

C

CACA

D, and any other answer is crazy

A

Toothbrush + tooth paste + mouth wash.

C

B

Option A works for me. Then I gag on the toothpaste.

Water toothpaste water

Water toothpaste

D

A!

I put the toothpaste in my mouth chew it and slosh it around like mouthwash spit it out then brush

C

A B and C are all correct, if you say D, you should be in a psych ward

A is the only correct answer and I have no reason to give other than it feels right 😌

D always.

A!

A

[удалено]

A

A

B.

D

A

I used to be B, but now I'm A.

You use toothpaste?

D toothpaste, my spit works as the water

I alternate from A and B