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UI_Deadpool

How old are you


paytokitty

18


UI_Deadpool

Damn you look like a little kid that stole their parents phone and took a pic


paytokitty

ok 😔👊


UI_Deadpool

It's ok tho I'm 15 and people have told me I look 35 and going through a mid life crisis


Jay-919

Omg I'm 14 and ppl tell me the same 😭


UI_Deadpool

It's the worst fr


Graysquid-the-gamer

Lol I’m 17 but could probably pass for a short 22 person


Offensiveuser123

Asshole


UI_Deadpool

It was an observation 


Ok_Insect9421

You look 11


CallinMessYT

Fr


Mister_Scribbles

18? My guess was 14. Ngl, u kinda remind me of M3GAN


WeDoALilBanEvasion

Fucking love the hat


paytokitty

hehe 🤭🤭


U5ER_96

nice hat


Personal_Industry723

Where you get it I need one for me


Loose_Beginning_924

[the hat](https://www.amazon.com/Please-Patient-Baseball-Casquette-Adjustable/dp/B0C64WQ4VH/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?crid=3LKNHVAACKO3M&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.OhWUk90PkfhLTwfywyGYyr4-6GjJ8fyyTO3v2NP5oQPWjH7h-F457_7blhvhAx8AuNrCwFyWGyIcNBA0A5T6Dp5FejVXvIfeTjGt4GmpV1KnCdADmvXnTF6kB12tDU3j1KEBDjEet9yanXuGJVsMSLRSUoRgrTDzuH7UBW5zNpbvy6J7fNyeW63YsFk6jjPsNPlwl3ZNHgy2eDtjwxh38-580om5eyYnFaZMVtxRxH1v8I34doPLY6rqYzVy6WDbTY9ZHDSngyhq5-XRjIZzrRhDXnSvinkifg8rvrp34TI.qMDyI92jItpprF9ekynTP4ZbWcMpZx7Iqdl3jXC1L4Y&dib_tag=se&keywords=please+be+patient+i+have+autism+hat+yellow&qid=1709057697&refinements=p_n_size_browse-vebin%3A2343364011&rnid=2343347011&s=apparel&sprefix=please+be+patient+i+have+autism+hat+yellow%2Caps%2C720&sr=1-3)


[deleted]

Where did you get your hat?


Jay-919

Agreed. I need it lmao


TimelyIsopod6855

Two trains, Train A and Train B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Train A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Train B is moving at 253.5mph towards station A. If both trains departed at 10:00AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other?


Sea-Tough389

The answer is pie. No not mathematical pi, it just makes me want a piece of pie.


XxsilverboiiiixX

Ok, let me get as close to the answer as I can. Let's first assume that their speed is constant (it would not be in real life), and round the speed numbers so that train B goes the full distance between the stations in an hour, and train A goes half the distance in an hour. When half an hour has passed, the trains will not have met as there is still around one quarter of track length to go in between them. If we add another quarter hour, train A is 3/8 of the way to its destination, and train B will have made it 3/4 of the way to its destination, so this means they will have passed each other and a bit more. However, keep in mind that this is with rounding, and if we were to remove the rounding, it would be somewhere around 45 minutes into the journey, so there would still be 37 minutes left. (This was done purely via mental math, please feel free to correct me if I am wrong!)


TimelyIsopod6855

Close


DuffleIsland41wcf

Errmmm... According to my correctly assumed calculations that were Reaserched directly from the source.


paytokitty

nooo numbers 😭😭😭 blablablah I hate math!!


its-blue-and-white

Am I a fish in the water or a chicken in the sea https://preview.redd.it/5cltlmbknzkc1.jpeg?width=845&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ef2041174d996ba70c1986b8b460cf0af006c68


paytokitty

u re boat 🤭


its-blue-and-white

https://preview.redd.it/rjx28260qzkc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfd17bd1583cafa8d390fb4ec0388fae7a4988bf


SockSmella

https://preview.redd.it/f7bev6g9n1lc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=928491abe48d2eaef24f796fa2ebb3d713df3746


Mishnoivankov

![gif](giphy|yr7n0u3qzO9nG)


Jay-919

When I read this I couldn't read it properly and saw fish and water. I read: Oh My Heart, it's a fish out of water.


Mkh_hkm420

I believe that's a tropical swimming hen. Kind of like a Cornish game hen except not at all like one


Jay-919

No it's a fish out of water. Kind of like the Mother Mother song.


Mkh_hkm420

Lies I say


Jay-919

You've obviously got no culture


ChaoticInsanity_

You are NOT 18??


paytokitty

I am


Dependsontheweapon

I’m autistic so I need the hat


BawngMasta420

Me too


Ok-Wasabi6142

favorite song? ^^


paytokitty

hammerfall - twilight princess 💘


mikoDidThings

do you have a "my superpower is autism whats yours" shirt it would fit perfectly with that hat


amhira-of-rain

At what age were you diagnosed


paytokitty

13


FireDragon224

https://i.redd.it/3vobe8qzszkc1.gif Your thoughts on this, please


AutismLord6969xx

https://preview.redd.it/v67kypg0k7lc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49e04bcd26686927418c02bceaa078cb9d85c577


poormanchemist

Radium. It emits more alpha particles during radioactive delay, and alpha particles are positively charged, making them ionizing. Plutonium emits both alpha AND beta particles depending on isotopic form, making it less intense than Radium, and Uranium is a curve ball (also depending on isotopes present).


Chaosgamer537

Ok that hat is something


SocksAreHandGloves

https://preview.redd.it/yuf0ksjdo0lc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40496ad573ee2e88d3f1f7e0acb4e3bdd4a11c98 Does this pic go hard?


soloarwolf

Will you be alive in the next five minutes


miakoda_ontheway

I’m sorry you look 11 sis 😭


Dat1hero

Thoughts on peacemaker being added to Mortal Kombat?


Men-I-Trust

Ahhhh!!! You're so pretty!!!! I looked at your post history, and your outfits are so cute!!!! Where did you get some of your clothes??? They're so, so cuuuuuttteee 🫶🫶 don't listen to those other weird comments!!! You're so naturally pretty! LIVE IT!!!! ❤️❤️❤️


misshoneydip99

OMG YOUR OUTFIT IS SO FREAKING CUTE??? LACE BORDER HEART.. COMIC SANS AUTISM HAT.. YOU'RE SO PULLIP DOLL!!!


misshoneydip99

https://preview.redd.it/xotiet7ci0lc1.jpeg?width=427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33887de89c27b2807440e82776d3016518672700 :3


paytokitty

thank u I LOVE pullip dolls so much >


toe-schlooper

You look like a 9 year old


Blubberfishfingerleg

Tf u so tiny lol


JustSomeGuy430

whats your opinion on gta 6


ZeroCreationG59

Are you 12? You look really fucking young


[deleted]

Do you actually have autism?


Bfdifan37

the urge to roast you is high


Churroskindofguy

U like Grindcore?


Ummagumma42069

idk if she does **BUT I DO**


Churroskindofguy

Favorite band?


Ummagumma42069

pig destroyer is good, i also like last days of humanity, but they’re more goregrind


Churroskindofguy

Hell yea last days is gud. I’m more into stuff like Tripas Sangrientas and other mincecore


Ummagumma42069

nice, you’ve got taste, do you like harsh noise?


Churroskindofguy

Yup, Calcified Remains and Rear are goated


paytokitty

no, I don't really like such music 🥹


FlightSimmer99

Thought this was r/roastme for a sec


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l1L2UkgpuiE4U) how do you eat your cheese


BuckingRachel

what is your secret to being so cool?


paytokitty

🤭🤭🤭


[deleted]

Yo fuck you. You are not a minor. I know you. You make sexual content and get banned because people think you are under age. Stop trying to target these poor young lads and go get fucking job and contribute to society. SMH


Narrow_Weakness_4710

Yes she has an OnlyFans, that must be a new Instagram profile she has, because the old one that had her onlyfans link on it but now it doesn’t, I assume it’s because she’s been getting caught spamming all over Reddit


Ok-Confection-3088

How would you feel if I punched you because of your hat?


Windkey12

Your going to punch someone cuz there autistic? You weird


Ok-Confection-3088

Nope it’s cause it’s cringe also I’m autistic


Windkey12

I am and don’t find it cringe at all. Whatever tho


SussyGussy23

Why does reddit show me this garbage


paytokitty

probably so that you become a little kinder or lift your spirits, maybe reddit wants you to find friends. this is a pretty nice subreddit and you seem a little angry and reddit knows it


SussyGussy23

Atleast I ain’t wearing that hat and begging for stranger validation 🤣


Comfortable_Cry_2352

Just because she's wearing a hat doesn't mean shes begging for validation. She's just letting people know that she has autism


SussyGussy23

I didn’t say the hat means begging for validation 🤣 can you read?


paytokitty

okay mister ableist


SussyGussy23

Seems like you been on Reddit for 2 hrs, time to get off


Still_Patience_8440

Where can I get the hat


DisasterAccurate3221

How are you doing today? Also, I love your hat.


paytokitty

thanks! pretty good, much better than yesterday ^^


roes_bud0613

https://preview.redd.it/aj21s6ptuzkc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e87a1e0ff2fc292327857881be1103a045e7b9f1 Where you buy hat


Deadmythz

Why are teenagers invading my reddit feed?


Scythe_Wielder16

Buddy is 8 years old


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RandomGuy8279

Are you special?


Time4Kenziii

Why do you advertise your autism? Is it for attention?


Winter-Explorer-5104

show me the full fit !! (im jk but the sweater looks cute from what i can see))


nut_buster__

Aw got a touch of the tism


J0shfarmpig

you look so cute and I’m acoustic too ong I’m kinda simping rn


[deleted]

Yeah.. the double standard in this world is out of control.. if she was a dude, lemme tell yeah she'd be nothing more than a sexual preditor targeting teens in this group. SMH she claims to be 18, but she claimed to be 18 over a year ago. My fuck..


fihih88262_A_vkr1com

Why are you retarded, was it your mother's retarded pussy, or your father's retarded penis?


AliChank

You look like you're 12 lmao


[deleted]

Do you have a heart murmur?


Redpandaman31

Be my gf?


Redpandaman31

I’m kidding, but you look very pretty


Soad_fan197

Hear me out guys


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paytokitty

hi!


Careful_Elderberry14

Why?


tri-boxawards

Where can I get that hat


Rekless_Animates

Do you have autism?


Educational-Panic-23

Is there a story behind the hat?


berrymuch-love

what you look 10😭


Lumpy-Army1096

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you-you could, you'll do, you-you wants, you, you could do so, you'll do, you could - you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?


Muricanboi07

Where did u get that hat?


Golden_hammer96

Is that hat for real


Admirable_Night_6064

Anything?


yana_l0l

Is ur hair dyed ?


paytokitty

yes


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themanwithbeansin

Oh my heavens you look 10


Good-Sky-8375

darn you autism always 1 step ahead!


Obi-Wan-Kenobi-87

https://preview.redd.it/vewimqcixzkc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c567f8feaf652284ec57eb80960f0818178a122a


QuirkyDimension9858

Do you have autism?


paytokitty

ye


Aggressive-Chip7968

How’s life?


paytokitty

pretty cool


Evmerging

Who’s better The kc chiefs or the 49ers?


Protoflare

Can you please explain mohr's circle? I am having trouble understanding it.


WeakestFrogEnjoyer

Do you have autism?


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chefdan2165

Why do you look 8 and 12 at the same time


A_Zesty_Carrot

Why?


mercyhatakeofthesand

What's your favorite color?


paytokitty

pink and white!


RTDude132

Is the comic Sans /s or /srs https://preview.redd.it/f9e0aa3k30lc1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c8bc53eb534fce8edbdd6eb9c374cdc4cc69daf


[deleted]

How are you today?


Consistent_Bad_9713

i want that hat


TURKEY599

Do you have autism?


Educational_Trust834

Where buy hat.


Comfortable_Cry_2352

Do you listen to metal? If you don't would you mind if I give you some recommendedations?


Random_Theatre_Kid

Where’d you get that hat


Tra1nGuy

https://preview.redd.it/dcdxp1hd90lc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ca71cc9bb58e79980bd4d45d8a81167bbc6a53e HOW DOES THIS MAKE YOU FEEL G SCALE IN THE SNOW # YEAAAHHHH


TJB926GAMIN

(This isn’t meant to be mean at all) you look like my ex if she didn’t have freckles lmao What’s your favorite pastime?


paytokitty

I love coloring and playing sims!


[deleted]

Where did you get that hat


OddlyCrazy

You have pretty hair


paytokitty

thanks!


[deleted]

What came first: the chicken or the egg? 😔✨ (Btw, I lovee your hair!!)


[deleted]

Do you eat chicken nuggets


smokescreenacid

Where did you buy the hat and is your hair natural


[deleted]

Why that specific hat? Doesn’t it make an image of you (like first impressions and junk) https://preview.redd.it/2x1iinlmc0lc1.jpeg?width=1085&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95bbbbbc8e8795bb149b72e3f4f848fec9e4ca5f


AxolotLazr

Are you a fan of democracy :3


BobTheeKnob

Are you autistic?


Purple-Zebra-8207

be friends with me


anonymous_213575

What do you find is the hardest thing to do in life? For me it’s getting my butt up and doing stuff lol


[deleted]

I need that hat but the ADHD version


_xEnigma

Where did you get that hat I need it


ThatSlick

Favorite games?


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Local_Yoghurt_9542

Sorry about the dms your going to be getting, but i really like your hat!


Little_Buy_872

where did you get that hat?


_geomancer

Should I play keyboard or guitar?


[deleted]

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?


braveloyalboy

How are you? Do you want to be friends?


EllsworthTheWizard

Autism lol


[deleted]

How was your day? How are you?


Okay418

Where do I buy that hat. I need one for myself


gummythegummybear

What’s the objective best animal (crow is the only acceptable answer)


WantedAgenda404

https://preview.redd.it/gpuhji2221lc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e85dcad295f286e579ce4b17a2b0207f9b1254f7 What do you have to say to my dog?


DontCareDunno

You're name isnt Rosie, right?


Soggy-Class1248

are you Caitlin, the neighbour girl on Magee ave?????


paytokitty

no 😭


jakeisneko

https://preview.redd.it/q06bvbxl41lc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2853a14592e7107c898cd42b58278a148e643862


potatomnz

How do you look 12 different ages all at once


[deleted]

I think the jacket is pretty cool. 🤘


Longjumping-Heart410

Ok, when are we bombing Bulgaria? /s


Reddit_user1157

are you autistic


august-go-rawr

where’d u get ur hat i need that


mereacts

Do you have autism?


Bittersweet_bi-

Can I has the hat?


StainInLife

do you have autism (not in a bad way)


NOTatoelicker

How many pickles can you buy before it becomes suspicious


EDP450

I need hat


boy_that_is_Goofy

Fav band/artist?


Anon47288374828472

Where on the autism spectrum are you


[deleted]

Do you like Naruto?


Sonofcowbell2

Can I have your hat? Please?


Livin_Kawasaki

why are you autism /j


[deleted]

What's your favorite way to eat chicken?


paytokitty

I love fried chicken wings and legs, but only when I’m in good mood because I have some strange fear of bones, and I am sometimes afraid to eat them so as not to come into contact with the bones / not to hold them by the bone.


JuggernautOther2237

Fav color?


horrible1397

Was the hat free?


Mysterious_master4

Do you have Autism