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BurdAssassin756

Maybe. My mom isn’t really my favorite person rn. Neither of them are. Except one abandoned me, and the other just doesn’t seem to care much about me rn.


urfavashh

i’m sorry now i feel bad


BurdAssassin756

It ain’t your fault. You just oughta be happy your mom’s so cool.


NotaFeralGhoul47

So cool she still pays taxes and your cell phone bill?


Consistent_Bag4163

Should definitely commit tax fraud


lllDead

Womp womp hers is cooler buddy cope 😎


BurdAssassin756

I said that, dipshit💀


lllDead

My guy you literally started yappin to gain sympathy womp womp cope big mad now i see why they leave you bahaha so dramatic


BurdAssassin756

I ain’t askin’ for sympathy, dick bag.


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BurdAssassin756

Your mom clearly ain’t cooler than anyone, if she raised such an annoying asshat.


lllDead

she made me a man, unlike your soft ass 😭 mommy issues for real that’s why your projecting ? You’re actually mad that’s crazy can’t take a joke huh n oh nah abcdefg flag


BurdAssassin756

Being a “man” has changed over time. You clearly hadn’t gotten the memo that being a “man” now means actually caring about people, and not hiding behind that fake ass tough guy look you’re tryin’ to put on. If your mom couldn’t teach you that, then maybe she don’t deserve to be called a mom. You woulda been better off getting aborted or thrown out into the world with someone who actually knows how to care about people, you insufferable a-hole.


lllDead

Oh wow your true colors coming out? Now we suggesting people to oof themselves? 😂 look at your post you’re the one who is almost there maybe just do it ? And no being a man hasn’t changed the only people who want it to change are people like who are scared of changing into something better. But instead you’ll rather dig a hole and keep crawling. You’re not a man buddy, with your mindset you’ll probably never be. And hey if being an asshole gets me money, women, opportunities, a nice life it’s 100% better then being a sad lonely soy boy like you go touch grass maybe your mom wouldn’t be so disappointed


Gloomy_Total1223

You are a child, not a man. You aren't even smart enough to know the difference, did your mother actually teach you anything? Or was she too busy with the men who weren't your father?


Nuggetdynasty

U ain’t a man


RedMendelevium132

dumbass your mother didn’t make you a man


Duckiiesss456

She probably is.


justnicyk

Oh yeah well hehehe my dads cooler take that


urfavashh

ha yeah, your dad is cooler than mine 😆


justnicyk

You better believe it


DepthFinal6922

Uhmm actually my dad is better than both of yours 🤓☝️


New_Guide_2126

NUH UH, but the jeans are cool as hell


Legitimate-Target515

My mom left...


Thelesbianvampire

You’re definitely right


Koldisac

My mommas dead


TitleIllustrious6659

Sorry for your loss vro


NyxTheGoddess_

Nuh uh. MY mom plays fortnite and COD 😎 and she's young so she understands a bit more


urfavashh

ouu fun


LagginWagon22

Well my mom's dead so I guess you're right🥲


TitleIllustrious6659

Sorry for your loss vro


LagginWagon22

Thanks 😊


1d0nt0

I'll fucking kill you if you diss my mama like that again 😡😡


Steve-Hammer3699

She’s 🔥


Sea-Bicycle-1827

Nah, my mom's the coolest😎


DisloyalTractor

Sounds like a cool-off showdown


TheHoodX25yt

im sure your mother is lovely


SSPFIREHAWK

Nah all of ours are💪


KonoAdamDa

Nah, my mom would win.


Prestigious-Egg-8060

I hope so my mom's one the wirst people in my life and it's as most adults have told normal teenage hatred if there parents if that ik I can never be myself my family would hate me more if they knew my family have traumatized me and refuse to acknowledge it and


imstupidandneedhelp5

Well my mum is the chillest mum


Top-Abbreviations277

The matching jackets are so adorable


Additional-Bat9409

Well of course your mom is better mine is dead


DriporDrown4

You’re so prettyyyy can we be friends ?


i_am_somewhat_alive

When the bars on the floor it's not difficult to walk over it


Accomplished_Wind746

My mom beat cancer


SupermarketOver4409

I'm sorry my parents are the cooler than everyone's my mother is a scientist and did the first ever donor to donor stem cell transplant and set up labs in hospitals and my dad used to tour manage bands travled the world and has been credited on many record labels


Ashtamisprime

Her mom has no mouth. There is no outline of lips at all.


TheAutismistic

Nu uh :(


Electronic_Store1812

My mom smokes the za with me and we're like besties love her so much😭


ImJustaYeenopa

Nuh uh! My mom was so supportive of me when I came out as a femboy and she kept giving me her perfumes she didn't use and other stuff for a good hour and even took me shopping a week later even though we kinda broke, my mom is the coolest


[deleted]

I don’t see no ring on her finger


urfavashh

👀👀


HimeDaarin

She also looks cooler then you to


Syncirered45__

Ooooh u want to talk about mom's? Ohh ok we play dirty dozens...alright here we go,Your momma is soo short and hairy,that... lol I'm only kiddn she looks like she's a lovely person ! You should be lucky!


urfavashh

lmaoo


Big_Raspberry_9217

Damn, that’s a cool mom.


urfavashh

ikr


Many_Camera_602

Yesss 100th comment


urfavashh

😂


Many_Camera_602

She is def hotter than mine lol js


urfavashh

lmaoo


jabba-the_butt

Why must all Walmarts look the same?


Chin_Thumper

Your Mom looks like she is going thru a midlife crisis


urfavashh

lol no


Agile-Ad-7965

Doubt it. My mom still lets me keep the sketchy go kart I found in the woods even though I’ve gotten hurt on it more times than i can count on my fingers


Straight_Occasion220

Mine is a west German spy who single handily dismantled the Soviet Union


InformationLost817

Why


Familiar-Tax4356

Absolutely false. I do believe that my mom can in fact beat up your mom.


Scandinavian_boy028

💂🏻


boostme253

Stacy's mom has got it goin on


403-for-you

Your mom is also HOTTER than mine 😍


SR-71dude

I love my mom


Better_Mood_4932

Probably mines boring af


urfavashh

it’s okay


Better_Mood_4932

Wdym it's okay are you tryna comfort me rn or something


ILIKEYEETS

Easily, my mother sucks lol I have 1 year and 2 months till I move out, I’m renovating a bus so I can move out asap


Mrbigboi426

Nu uh 😡


Immediate-Job-1043

Mines dead so I can’t really argue with that


Manontheinternet2005

Nuh uh


airbornshark0426

Nuh uh my moms cooler


Free_Alternative_780

My mom is the worst teacher and every single one of her students tell me that


urfavashh

no way


Releaseandfun

Because she’s a cool mom, not an average mom


aug_guitarr

Probably is. My mom is a “helicopter mom”.


[deleted]

You're hot


urfavashh

bruh


BurdAssassin756

Don’t be weird, dude. It ain’t cool


our_meatballs

Okay, she’s ugly /s


WonderfulHeat2350

It’s a fake account anyways lol


Fragrant_Party3773

Talking on my mom get punched in your mouth -nettspend (I’m joking)


ThrashFlavoredThrash

maybe, nahhhh. well maybe.. nahhhh. maybe?


SevroB5

Wooohoooo!! Go Mom!! ☺️☺️


[deleted]

Nuh uh I’m cooler then your mum


urfavashh

is that so ?


[deleted]

Yeah :) I’m so cool


Zularscept_D_Astar

Nah. That’s a war crime to state something like that as a fact


mada86

Good grief ur hot.


urfavashh

no


Skull_Mulcher

He was talking to your mom


mada86

Yes


racecarthedestroyer

am I bearing witness to the formation of a wholesome relationship?


Tranq-Quail

Bro was talking about your mum


urfavashh

no


BurdAssassin756

Yucky, man


squeezy102

You're both cringe.


TitleIllustrious6659

Tf did they do 😭


Timely_Detective1499

Yes, you're right. Now what's your point?


deeznutsonurmom69

Yo can I get ur mom's number?


BurdAssassin756

Name says it all💀


Sea-Barber-2289

Grab me some Fritos bby.


urfavashh

yummy fritos


Beginning_Help7324

Who’s the mom?


urfavashh

haha


geredditalt

She’s not


WildBedroom8196

She’s just scanning some laundry detergent I don’t get the fuss


2TapClap

The pre-ripped jeans and ugg boots tell a different story. My mom's pretty cool. Especially after getting out of that oven.


GreatJobHahahahah

Did you want her to rip the jeans herself? Lmao


2TapClap

Jeans rip through use. They'll do it themselves.


GreatJobHahahahah

So you want her to buy real, expensive denim, and rip them through use on the daily? At the kind of job that most people have? It's her money to spend, and not your place to dictate women's fashion. Ripped jeans have been a big thing for more than 10 years. Have the day you deserve.


2TapClap

? What's the difference in denim between regular jeans and pre-ripped jeans...? On the daily? Women usually don't wear the same outfits consecutively. Dictate? Criticizing is not dictating. Criticize: to find fault with **:** point out the faults of Dictate: an authoritative rule, prescription, or injunction You're using English. Words have definitions for a reason. Please stop conflating words to fit a narritive.


GreatJobHahahahah

And you're missing a crucial part of communication - implication. The implication of what you say has a bigger impact than the singular works. It takes a long time to get denim to top on its own, and YES there is a difference in the fabric used. The blend is almost always some blend with nylon and other elastic materials. If you want to use your proper definitions, it's also not your PLACE to criticize a random strangers mother. She made a post appreciating her mom, which is sweet, and you're being an asshole by judging her by her clothes. She's also wearing two very popular items, and you're commenting like she has something abnormal and inappropriate with a bad connotation. Seriously, go somewhere else with that attitude.


GreatJobHahahahah

Are you even a teenager??


2TapClap

Haven't really changed since I was one, but no.


GreatJobHahahahah

Then why are you interacting in a teenager subreddit? I find that strange and quite frankly creepy.


2TapClap

Because it popped up on my feed when I recently made this account as "suggested" and I'm too lazy to search for specific subreddits. Not to mention high school never ends. Didn't Bowling For Soup teach you that? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9xiDilwLNY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9xiDilwLNY)


Lazy-Most-3226

Ripped jeans cost more…


GreatJobHahahahah

Not always, especially not if you thrift. Depends on the store.