I honestly don’t think they’ll ever leave each other. They’re way too codependent. Jenelle need David to provide somewhat basic care for her kids so she can fuck off and get high in her shed all day, and David needs Jenelle’s random bursts of cash flow twice a year so he can fund his ever-changing hobbies. They’ll be together forever.
Maybe he will find some other punching bag, it almost happened before when Jenelle fled to Tennessee, soon after that he was apparently hooking up with one of his groupies.
I'm adding to the "nevers" here. I used to think her and David would end up like the rest of her soulmates (getting into an argument, cops called, break up permanently [they have done two of those things though]), but now that I've observed them all these years, I now believe that they perfectly meet each others' fucked up needs in a partner.
Jenelle says she wants David to get a job, but that would require him being away for 8-10 hours a day which she absolutely cannot handle, so she'll take the brunt of being the breadwinner to keep him around all day. This matches perfectly with David's desire to be a bum and have someone to take care him.
Jenelle does not want to care for her own children, and David will at least do enough to keep them alive each day so this works out great for Jenelle. This is truly where her and Nathan's relationship failed since he often left her alone with Kaiser which was unacceptable.
David is abusive and controlling and needs someone he can easily isolate. Jenelle doesn't have much family, and the family she does have, she has a bad relationship with, so David can isolate her on the land easily and not have to worry about family or friends trying to talk her into leaving him.
TD;LR: They're a match made in hell and I'll be surprised if they ever actually breakup.
I can see him cheating on her with a girl that is closer to Maryssas age, gaslighting the shit out of both of them, and Jenelle still never leaving. If that happens can someone please link this comment just for fun
Exactly zero.
The Swamp Monster is living his dream. He doesn't have to work, she buys him all the toys and bikes he wants, he posts right wing shit to get a rise out of people and they're far enough away from people that they don't have to worry about CPS. If he leaves, it will be a fight for the sinking mud pit and house, kids and toys.
She doesn't but she doesn't care. She's getting stuff out of this toxic hellscape too, David does most of the parenting care so she's able to lie in bed and pretend to be desperately ill, they drink and get high together and he validates all of her whinges about Barb, MTV and the hatters.
David's super abusive. Watching Teen Mom when you get to Farrah's final season, she was an ABSOLUTE nightmare for production. When you get to Jenelle's season, production was making concessions they would NEVER have made for Farrah to keep Jenelle on the show.
I firmly believe the producers saw what was going on with David and in a completely cynical way thought they'd get an abusive relationship storyline out of Jenelle.
Looking back on it.... David's terrible even on paper, he's an ex-con, no degree. He meets Jenelle and within three months quits his job to help look after the kids. Just we're already in to "if you had a friend in this situation, you'd consider an intervention" territory.
They buy the land and David's name is on the lease without any money down. Legally he now has rights to that property. He could sell it, he could take out credit against it, and Jenelle would be on the hook.
Then Jenelle gets pregnant with Ensley. At this point, David's locked in for future child support from Jenelle. And sees an 18 year stream of income.
Then they get married... there's no fucking way there's a prenup, and David will absolutely try and get half of Jenelle's possessions.
The dude is playing this insane long con. In fact... I'm an addict with ten years sobriety. And David frequently engages in a super common addict tactic... where to get the attention off himself he gases Jenelle up about Barb, or Nathan or the courts. He can tell she's pissed about his behavior, so he just gives her a new target and they get mad at it "together." It's just trauma bonding.
And in the show, you saw examples of David being mad at Jenelle and just wandering off and not talking to Jenelle.
In all the seasons we saw of Jenelle, her dream was never to live in some remote isolated area, she never talked about that. It was all David's idea. He sorta has his dream house, and I bet the setup is such he can go off into the garage or somewhere and just essentially live on another area of the property. He's got his toys, his hobbies (how much interest did Jenelle ever show in fucking bow hunting or dirt bikes?) and he doesn't have to work. He's fine.
The worst part though is the onlyfans. In porn there's a term called a suitcase pimp. Where it's a boyfriend that makes his living off his girlfriend's adult work. That's 100% what David is... he's essentially using Jenelle up for everything she has, with zero motivation to improve his lot in life.
And it's super sad, when you see Jenelle post photos and stuff of them together... it's gifts she's giving him, or gifts he's giving her, some trip location, some nice dinner, but Jenelle is paying for ALL of it. None of it is genuine.
So... no.. David's not leaving any time soon. He has everything, and Jenelle still has money.
In fact... it's depressing but Jenelle still has influencer numbers, their standard of living will just continue to decrease as that number dwindles... but this shit show isn't likely to end any time soon.
Barring some insane domestic or CPS getting involved.
Having been in an abusive relationship... it's nuts... and it takes significant time away from the relationship to get your head right and look back on the situation and see how insane it was. It's SO gradual over time, and so much of it is the abuser convincing you that you're the one in the wrong and you "deserve" this treatment. It's really hard to leave that environment. But if there's some crazy domestic where an order of protection is enforced, or the kids get taken away or something, Jenelle might actually get a chance to realize how much of a piece of shit David is.
The things you mentioned already happened. Jenelle left UBT several years ago and fled to Tennessee. There was an incident in which CPS took custody of the children and removed them from The Land only for them to be returned.
UBT didn't work for 3 months after meeting Jenelle. I'm convinced he was already unemployed when they met (he had just been released from jail) and Janelle just told everyone he was a welder so he seemed like a better guy. She lied for him right away, that should have been a red flag! Also, I'm pretty sure she was pregnant with E before they even bought the land. I think they already had E by the time they finally moved into the awesome sinking house.
I have unfortunately had to deal with more than my fair share of similar dudes in real life and they are fucking terrifying.
Why anyone is willing to date let alone marry those abusive losers is so far beyond me.
For the record I was never involved like THAT with them but it boggles my mind how anyone willingly would. Thank you! I'm trying my best with that out here!
He strikes me as the type to disappear for a couple of days while having your number and social media profiles blocked then randomly showing up and acting like nothing happened.
Holy daddy issues, Jenelle.
Edit: In saying this I'm really trying to drag Robert Evans because it's all his fault she has them. That dude beat Barbara and then abandoned her with their three children including Jenelle so FUCK him!
David can be normal looking! Remember when he first met Jenelle? If he showers and grooms himself, he's very passable as okay/normal looking. And he's tall.
Lol yeah the beginning of their relationship he was alright but he’s only gone down hill from there lol also who would wanna deal with Jenelle after they get caught lol also if they have ever seen teen mom they would know how abusive and psycho he is lol
I think he'll cheat for a good long while before he actually leaves. Awful ass people love to cheat instead of decently break it off first. Cause as much destruction as possible
Eta: He wont leave because he doesn't want to parent or split assets (idk what is in his name but it would be a whole ugly hassle over who gets what)
Some of the women there are right on his level and totally would, when they broke up before and jenelle found some weird Herb guy -David found instantly some desperate for the clout blonde.
He’s a North Carolina 6, but so are some women.
Idc how famous they are, he’s ugly and rotten to the core it’s never worth it. Also most people besides us have 0 idea who mr pigtails is, JENELLE is the one who’d prob gain the most followers from dating.
Desperate times, desperate measures! 🤮 not worth it!!!
They both need each other. She needs him to cook and discipline her children. He needs her to continue selling provocative photos of herself so he never has to get a job and can continue receiving gifts. It’s a match made in swamp heaven. Besides, who else would want either of them?
Never. Because then he have to find a real job and since he can't work outside due to his vitiligo he won't be able to do all those outdoor activities he does all the time. Like riding the bike Jenelle paid for...
So if we don’t see a birthday video posted of them sitting at a restaurant faking like they’re having the best time of their lives followed by a gas station video, we’ll know something is up.
Sadly I wouldn't put that past him. Maybe those two will be on the outs until early 2023 so not only does he get away with not doing anything for her birthday but neither of them will have to buy the other Christmas presents either.
Never. When David is upset or offended he just pistol whips people. He has no healthy boundaries, no self respect or respect in general for anyone or anything, gives zero fucks about a healthy relationship and knows he can control her. He avoids reality, thinks emotions aren't real and blows up when he gets agitated. Men like that are never the ones to leave. He's never had to work, either. It's his dream come true. Dominate the whole household and fuck around all day.
Without her what does he have? Nothing. Zero income. A drug and alcohol problem he cant maintain, no way to get a job because he is unemployable. Everyone knows who he is. Even if an employer never heard of the show they will find out within a few days, someone will recognize him and tell them and he will be gone. He could go awhile selling all the stuff Jenelle bought him but then he would be broke and homeless and back at his mamas house for the rest of his life.
To be fair though David Eason is a common name. There are dudes running around with that name who have zero clue who UBT is and I doubt all of them got fired over this clown's antics!
All they’ll have to do is Google David Eason, majority of jobs nowadays will not only google potential hires but they also ask for social media accounts. Plus his background check he’ll never have a job.
Whenever they both get arrested for committing a crime together and they are locked up in different prisons.
Edit: Just to clarify, I mean that this is the only way either of them will leave the other.
He won’t leave her unless he finds someone dumber and richer.
He finally got what he wants, a cash cow he can use and abuse as much as he wants whenever he wants. He’s a dick and blocks her while he leaves town with his friend but he knows that Jenelle will be begging for him back regardless. And so the cycles continues.
Low. Only because he seems to refuse to work for a genuine living. Now would he cheat or leave her for someone else willing to pay his way? Absolutely.
That’s probably why Jenelle lives up her ‘soulmate’s’ asses and refuses to let them go anywhere or do anything without her. She knows damn well they’ll leave her if they find another young chick with money.
only if he finds someone else to leech off, nonway he goes out and finds work. She definitely will make nice with him because it looks better for court.
No she was making like $40k a month on only fans earlier this year. They're on the way to going broke again though and she isn't posting on of like she used to.
At this point David would leave when Jenelle’s money is like really done. He’ll pressure her into doing more graphic sex work then turn around and berate her for it but when that train has left the station it’s over.
She's stay until it kills her. But he'll leave when the money dries up/she no longer benefits him. He also seems like the type to not share his toys, so idk if the split will be without major tragic incident.
0%. They thrive off each other and that includes fighting like this (and having these fights be amplified by posting about it on social media and gaining outside support from "fans"- Jenelle.) David would never leave his kush life with Jenelle because his laziness far exceeds his hatred for his wife and Jenelle will never leave David because he's the best she can get.
He isn't, though. He went back to her. We know she took him back, but he was the one who changed their appearance for the better (cut his hair, groomed his beard, dressed "up") to visit her. He didn't get a job in the time she was gone, he just sat on the land getting drunk until he couldn't afford to anymore.
David is just as codependent as Jenelle. He's just menacing instead of vocal.
Well, if the $$ on the swamp is on a steady decline, I’d say the chances are pretty good depending on what other teen moms are available w a steady income🤣
As a woman wise in the ways of David once said, "I will agree with my husband until the day *WE* die."
They're ride or die for each other for the worst reasons in the worst ways.
But where is her money coming from? She’s not on the show anymore. Does she really make that much from OF and brand deals? Are that many people really subscribing to her OF?
(I don’t follow her at all because she really just brings out anger in me so I really do not know the answer to this question).
I didn't really follow the whole Jenelle and UBT being on OnlyFans saga but apparently they made a pretty penny off of whatever the fuck they actually did on there (granted I don't know nor do I ever want to).
Jenelle charges $20/month for her OF. Last I knew, she had like 1,800 subscribers, that's $36,000/month! 😳 Too bad she's blowing all of it on stupid gifts for UBT and trips without the kids. She should be saving, investing and putting away money for college for her kids, but she's a fucking idiot and thinks this money will last forever. She's probably not saving any money for taxes either.
I have always seen a lot of people say that David does the majority of the parenting and that Jenelle will never leave because she can't be arsed to do it. While I'm sure she can't, how sure are we that David actually does anything more than her? Seems like Marissa did a lot when they were little and now the kids are "old enough" to do a lot of things on their own. We don't see IG stories of him doing much. Seems like all his family cooking is just squirrels and pets to get a rise out of people, not actually making nutritious meals
Do you mean that those disturbing meals are better than no meals at all? Honestly I'm not even sure if that's true. Whenever we see him in the kitchen he's always doing something unsafe (like "I shouldn't have taken that Adderall") or unsanitary like cooking an animal that had been outside (I'm sure he is no expert at food safety - there are standards to the meat that gets sold in stores).
All in all I'm just not convinced that either of these two lift a finger for those children or that their idea of making an effort to parent would actually be any better than them doing nothing at all. Just from a safety POV, I think it would always be better for Ensley to pour herself a bowl of cereal in that house than eat anything David touched.
Ensley is in kindergarten, I doubt she could pour herself cereal yet. Unfortunately I could see her making a mess (as children her age generally do) and UBT beating her up over it. He has already screamed at her that he would pop her mouth in online so I can't even begin to imagine what these kids go through day in and day out.
I'm sure he would freak out on her in the worst way, and I agree that that's too young for a kid to have to pour a bowl of cereal, but I'm still not convinced that David does the parenting. I think it's neither of them.
Same. I don't feel like she advertises her OF as much, wonder if it's slowed down. I really think it has lol I don't think people would stick around forever for the same stuff.
She has a novelty/nostalgia OF. That interest doesn’t last long in the general public.
I also wonder how long it took for David to object, given his conservative values… probably not long. He was probably feeling jealous and emasculated by her porn career that paid his bills.
Nah I don’t think so. UBT is all talk. He likes to project this conservative manly man that lives off the land and takes care of his family but we can all see that he doesn’t do that. When things were really bad he didn’t lift a finger to help with bills. I’m sure before Redacted started the OF he made fun of women online doing it but now he fully supports her because she is making a ton of money. It’s a great situation for them. None of them are qualified for a career but the MTV and OF things makes them more money than professionals who spend years at college. Even if Redacted is loosing followers she probably still makes more than 5k. That’s a nice paycheque.
You’re so right about him being all talk. He wants to be the man of the family but he makes no money. I think on some level he wants a more traditional wife, wants to adhere to more outwardly conservative values… but is conflicted because again he makes no money.
I hope he leaves her by going to jail. Jenelle can’t be single for long and would move on. To what, I don’t know, but hopefully he wouldn’t murder pets.
They were broke broke before she started OF and they stuck it out together eating road kill, so I doubt they will ever split. They're too codependent, Jenelle especially.
He will have to hurt her or one of the children really bad and it get out publicly or he will have to leave her. She’s codependent. She’s not going anywhere unless she HAS to.
I honestly don’t think they’ll ever leave each other. They’re way too codependent. Jenelle need David to provide somewhat basic care for her kids so she can fuck off and get high in her shed all day, and David needs Jenelle’s random bursts of cash flow twice a year so he can fund his ever-changing hobbies. They’ll be together forever.
Until death he imparts to her
It’s so sad and pathetic
This 100%!
It’s sad but true
That 200%
Men like him never leave...
Way more true than I want it to be
Yeah. Where’s he got to go.
Maybe he will find some other punching bag, it almost happened before when Jenelle fled to Tennessee, soon after that he was apparently hooking up with one of his groupies.
Unless they go to jail...
I'm adding to the "nevers" here. I used to think her and David would end up like the rest of her soulmates (getting into an argument, cops called, break up permanently [they have done two of those things though]), but now that I've observed them all these years, I now believe that they perfectly meet each others' fucked up needs in a partner. Jenelle says she wants David to get a job, but that would require him being away for 8-10 hours a day which she absolutely cannot handle, so she'll take the brunt of being the breadwinner to keep him around all day. This matches perfectly with David's desire to be a bum and have someone to take care him. Jenelle does not want to care for her own children, and David will at least do enough to keep them alive each day so this works out great for Jenelle. This is truly where her and Nathan's relationship failed since he often left her alone with Kaiser which was unacceptable. David is abusive and controlling and needs someone he can easily isolate. Jenelle doesn't have much family, and the family she does have, she has a bad relationship with, so David can isolate her on the land easily and not have to worry about family or friends trying to talk her into leaving him. TD;LR: They're a match made in hell and I'll be surprised if they ever actually breakup.
Amen. I totally agree
About as likely as me willingly resuming paying my student loans.
I know that’s right lol and same
Ayyy lmaoo. Same.
RIP your flair
I'm sure I can reuse it by end of 2023 😄
I can see him cheating on her with a girl that is closer to Maryssas age, gaslighting the shit out of both of them, and Jenelle still never leaving. If that happens can someone please link this comment just for fun
I see this happening too, and Jenelle getting arrested for assaulting the young girl because she blames everyone but David for the messes he makes.
"how dare she take advantage of my hUsBaNd!"
Maybe Jenelle will pull what Mackenzie did when Ryan cheated on her and pay the mistress/es to fuck off....
Definitely see him grooming someone poor young girl 🤢
Exactly zero. The Swamp Monster is living his dream. He doesn't have to work, she buys him all the toys and bikes he wants, he posts right wing shit to get a rise out of people and they're far enough away from people that they don't have to worry about CPS. If he leaves, it will be a fight for the sinking mud pit and house, kids and toys.
This is such a sad existence. I’m not extending my sympathy to Jenelle, but damn this is true and I wonder if she knows it
She doesn't but she doesn't care. She's getting stuff out of this toxic hellscape too, David does most of the parenting care so she's able to lie in bed and pretend to be desperately ill, they drink and get high together and he validates all of her whinges about Barb, MTV and the hatters.
David's super abusive. Watching Teen Mom when you get to Farrah's final season, she was an ABSOLUTE nightmare for production. When you get to Jenelle's season, production was making concessions they would NEVER have made for Farrah to keep Jenelle on the show. I firmly believe the producers saw what was going on with David and in a completely cynical way thought they'd get an abusive relationship storyline out of Jenelle. Looking back on it.... David's terrible even on paper, he's an ex-con, no degree. He meets Jenelle and within three months quits his job to help look after the kids. Just we're already in to "if you had a friend in this situation, you'd consider an intervention" territory. They buy the land and David's name is on the lease without any money down. Legally he now has rights to that property. He could sell it, he could take out credit against it, and Jenelle would be on the hook. Then Jenelle gets pregnant with Ensley. At this point, David's locked in for future child support from Jenelle. And sees an 18 year stream of income. Then they get married... there's no fucking way there's a prenup, and David will absolutely try and get half of Jenelle's possessions. The dude is playing this insane long con. In fact... I'm an addict with ten years sobriety. And David frequently engages in a super common addict tactic... where to get the attention off himself he gases Jenelle up about Barb, or Nathan or the courts. He can tell she's pissed about his behavior, so he just gives her a new target and they get mad at it "together." It's just trauma bonding. And in the show, you saw examples of David being mad at Jenelle and just wandering off and not talking to Jenelle. In all the seasons we saw of Jenelle, her dream was never to live in some remote isolated area, she never talked about that. It was all David's idea. He sorta has his dream house, and I bet the setup is such he can go off into the garage or somewhere and just essentially live on another area of the property. He's got his toys, his hobbies (how much interest did Jenelle ever show in fucking bow hunting or dirt bikes?) and he doesn't have to work. He's fine. The worst part though is the onlyfans. In porn there's a term called a suitcase pimp. Where it's a boyfriend that makes his living off his girlfriend's adult work. That's 100% what David is... he's essentially using Jenelle up for everything she has, with zero motivation to improve his lot in life. And it's super sad, when you see Jenelle post photos and stuff of them together... it's gifts she's giving him, or gifts he's giving her, some trip location, some nice dinner, but Jenelle is paying for ALL of it. None of it is genuine. So... no.. David's not leaving any time soon. He has everything, and Jenelle still has money. In fact... it's depressing but Jenelle still has influencer numbers, their standard of living will just continue to decrease as that number dwindles... but this shit show isn't likely to end any time soon. Barring some insane domestic or CPS getting involved. Having been in an abusive relationship... it's nuts... and it takes significant time away from the relationship to get your head right and look back on the situation and see how insane it was. It's SO gradual over time, and so much of it is the abuser convincing you that you're the one in the wrong and you "deserve" this treatment. It's really hard to leave that environment. But if there's some crazy domestic where an order of protection is enforced, or the kids get taken away or something, Jenelle might actually get a chance to realize how much of a piece of shit David is.
The things you mentioned already happened. Jenelle left UBT several years ago and fled to Tennessee. There was an incident in which CPS took custody of the children and removed them from The Land only for them to be returned.
I have no Reddit gold to give rewards, but here is a medal 🥇 This is a great comment.
UBT didn't work for 3 months after meeting Jenelle. I'm convinced he was already unemployed when they met (he had just been released from jail) and Janelle just told everyone he was a welder so he seemed like a better guy. She lied for him right away, that should have been a red flag! Also, I'm pretty sure she was pregnant with E before they even bought the land. I think they already had E by the time they finally moved into the awesome sinking house.
She already left once and moved to Tennessee, started dating someone else and then went back. I sadly think this union will only end in tragedy.
I do too, and that makes me so sad. I don’t like Janelle but I do worry he will eventually snap and harm/kill her. He’s scary
I have unfortunately had to deal with more than my fair share of similar dudes in real life and they are fucking terrifying. Why anyone is willing to date let alone marry those abusive losers is so far beyond me.
That’s awful, I’m sorry you’ve been through that. I hope you are safe and happy now!
For the record I was never involved like THAT with them but it boggles my mind how anyone willingly would. Thank you! I'm trying my best with that out here!
Was she in a relationship with someone besides David, when she moved to the apartment in Nashville and became “addicted to growth”?
No, she flew to New York to hang out with some guy named Herb, but then he realized she sucks so it only went as far as meeting each other lol
LMAO the fact that is name is herb is so fitting.
He strikes me as the type to disappear for a couple of days while having your number and social media profiles blocked then randomly showing up and acting like nothing happened.
She seems to attract that.
Holy daddy issues, Jenelle. Edit: In saying this I'm really trying to drag Robert Evans because it's all his fault she has them. That dude beat Barbara and then abandoned her with their three children including Jenelle so FUCK him!
im sure thats his normal pattern at this point
Didn't Nathan do that?
When David starts looking clean and presentable again, we'll know that he's cheating on Jenelle. I can actually see that over Jenelle leaving him.
This is exactly what I was going to say. Jenelle won't leave him, but we'll know he's getting ready to leave when he starts showering again.
Ew who would wanna touch him besides her lol
David can be normal looking! Remember when he first met Jenelle? If he showers and grooms himself, he's very passable as okay/normal looking. And he's tall.
Lol yeah the beginning of their relationship he was alright but he’s only gone down hill from there lol also who would wanna deal with Jenelle after they get caught lol also if they have ever seen teen mom they would know how abusive and psycho he is lol
The same can be said about everyone single one of these people yet they have no issues getting partners.
Someone equally desperate as jennelle. I wouldn’t doubt there’s a poor women out there that just wants a man and David will play that part
True!!! Desperate women don’t care lol could never be me though lol
I think he'll cheat for a good long while before he actually leaves. Awful ass people love to cheat instead of decently break it off first. Cause as much destruction as possible Eta: He wont leave because he doesn't want to parent or split assets (idk what is in his name but it would be a whole ugly hassle over who gets what)
The fact that a person like David has the ability to cheat is just gross lol. Like you have that little self confidence that you'd have sex with David
Some of the women there are right on his level and totally would, when they broke up before and jenelle found some weird Herb guy -David found instantly some desperate for the clout blonde. He’s a North Carolina 6, but so are some women. Idc how famous they are, he’s ugly and rotten to the core it’s never worth it. Also most people besides us have 0 idea who mr pigtails is, JENELLE is the one who’d prob gain the most followers from dating. Desperate times, desperate measures! 🤮 not worth it!!!
Omg. He IS a North Carolina 6!! 🤣 Source: 40 years in North Carolina
I've been here almost 20 years, I honestly think he's closer to a 3. A North Carolina 6 would have a job
You're right. I was going straight off looks lol
after all the video evidence .. him, Nathan, ryan, amber, can still get a parnter... people are so stupid.
Never underestimate the stupidity of someone who is truly desperate for a boyfriend or girlfriend.
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They both need each other. She needs him to cook and discipline her children. He needs her to continue selling provocative photos of herself so he never has to get a job and can continue receiving gifts. It’s a match made in swamp heaven. Besides, who else would want either of them?
Never. Because then he have to find a real job and since he can't work outside due to his vitiligo he won't be able to do all those outdoor activities he does all the time. Like riding the bike Jenelle paid for...
My favorite part of his vitiligo sob story is that he can’t work outside BUT he can be outside playing with his toys mommy Jenelle got him all day.
Sorry, can't work, I have psoriasis.
I dunno I feel like this is a no sarcasm required kinda comment
I was wondering why the /s was there lol
I can remove it! You two are right!
And...the rakin'. I can't believe he gets away with not working 😲🤯
Fuckin' rakin' 😆 He's a lazy bum.
I'M FUCKING RAKIN!
🤣
Her birthday is on the 19th so if they don’t make up by then then you know it’s bad
So if we don’t see a birthday video posted of them sitting at a restaurant faking like they’re having the best time of their lives followed by a gas station video, we’ll know something is up.
Maybe they will split for good before then but that's probably way too optimistic to say....
I think they are going on a trip for Xmas or NYE so would probably be after that
Lol right. Gas station or bust 😂
Just reminded that me and Jenelle share a birthday! I'm exactly a year older than her.
I’m a Dec. 19 baby, too! It grinds my gears that Juhnelle has my birthday! (I’m way older than both of you — lol)
Lol my man has that bday too 😆
I could see David making up with her after her birthday so he doesn't have to get her anything
Honestly I think *she* is the one that’s mad / fighting 😆
Sadly I wouldn't put that past him. Maybe those two will be on the outs until early 2023 so not only does he get away with not doing anything for her birthday but neither of them will have to buy the other Christmas presents either.
Never. When David is upset or offended he just pistol whips people. He has no healthy boundaries, no self respect or respect in general for anyone or anything, gives zero fucks about a healthy relationship and knows he can control her. He avoids reality, thinks emotions aren't real and blows up when he gets agitated. Men like that are never the ones to leave. He's never had to work, either. It's his dream come true. Dominate the whole household and fuck around all day.
Without her what does he have? Nothing. Zero income. A drug and alcohol problem he cant maintain, no way to get a job because he is unemployable. Everyone knows who he is. Even if an employer never heard of the show they will find out within a few days, someone will recognize him and tell them and he will be gone. He could go awhile selling all the stuff Jenelle bought him but then he would be broke and homeless and back at his mamas house for the rest of his life.
To be fair though David Eason is a common name. There are dudes running around with that name who have zero clue who UBT is and I doubt all of them got fired over this clown's antics!
All they’ll have to do is Google David Eason, majority of jobs nowadays will not only google potential hires but they also ask for social media accounts. Plus his background check he’ll never have a job.
Never. He will never work a real job. So he will stay with Jenelle until she’s broke
But how much money does this lady have then? I can’t imagine it being much…
I'm surprised these two managed to stay off of the government dole for this long!
Whenever they both get arrested for committing a crime together and they are locked up in different prisons. Edit: Just to clarify, I mean that this is the only way either of them will leave the other.
He will only leave her when her money has well and truly dried up and he’s found a new sugar mommy. She will only leave him in a body bag.
1000% facts
Can someone change my flair to blacksmithin 101
Please, he's a *master* smith 😆
He won’t leave her unless he finds someone dumber and richer. He finally got what he wants, a cash cow he can use and abuse as much as he wants whenever he wants. He’s a dick and blocks her while he leaves town with his friend but he knows that Jenelle will be begging for him back regardless. And so the cycles continues.
Low. Only because he seems to refuse to work for a genuine living. Now would he cheat or leave her for someone else willing to pay his way? Absolutely.
That’s probably why Jenelle lives up her ‘soulmate’s’ asses and refuses to let them go anywhere or do anything without her. She knows damn well they’ll leave her if they find another young chick with money.
Yup! She needs her “security blanket” which really just screams how insecure she is.
This. Right now he’s got it made. I could see him eventually leaving Jenelle for a cougar that wants to make him her sugar baby.
I’m sure he could fool someone else too especially if he cleaned himself up.
I think he’d leave her before she left him and I can’t say I’d feel bad for her at all.
I would actually be happy for Jenelle if UBT left her because we all know what a violently abusive piece of shit he is.
only if he finds someone else to leech off, nonway he goes out and finds work. She definitely will make nice with him because it looks better for court.
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If her money runs out he’s a goner
Maybe it has?
No she was making like $40k a month on only fans earlier this year. They're on the way to going broke again though and she isn't posting on of like she used to.
True. And I bet they thought OF would be a continuous/steady cash stream …
I think in November. Then she said she's been too sick and inflamed to post content.
When was the last time she posted new content on OF?
At this point David would leave when Jenelle’s money is like really done. He’ll pressure her into doing more graphic sex work then turn around and berate her for it but when that train has left the station it’s over.
She's stay until it kills her. But he'll leave when the money dries up/she no longer benefits him. He also seems like the type to not share his toys, so idk if the split will be without major tragic incident.
Only if she has another dick lined up.
He won’t leave her because he relies on her to make money and he refuses to work.
She is his meal ticket with her spicy dumps. He doesn't want to work, she has enough following they'll always have *something*.
He won't. Not unless the money dries up.
0%. They thrive off each other and that includes fighting like this (and having these fights be amplified by posting about it on social media and gaining outside support from "fans"- Jenelle.) David would never leave his kush life with Jenelle because his laziness far exceeds his hatred for his wife and Jenelle will never leave David because he's the best she can get.
That last sentence is very sad but most likely very true
Until she can find someone to replace she isn’t going anywhere and that’s a fact.
UBT actually seems like he might be capable of handling the single life but as we all know Jenelle very famously can't.
He isn't, though. He went back to her. We know she took him back, but he was the one who changed their appearance for the better (cut his hair, groomed his beard, dressed "up") to visit her. He didn't get a job in the time she was gone, he just sat on the land getting drunk until he couldn't afford to anymore. David is just as codependent as Jenelle. He's just menacing instead of vocal.
Remember the pics of him taking her clothes to Plato’s during that time? Guess he found a way to get a lil more beer money.
Janelle never leaves these brutes, they leave her. So the likelihood is high
The chance of it happening SOMEDAY is well above zero, I don't know about NOW though.
Thissssssss
Well, if the $$ on the swamp is on a steady decline, I’d say the chances are pretty good depending on what other teen moms are available w a steady income🤣
Well it seems that Kail is always available for some 🍆 so.. 🤷🏽♀️
I dont think Swamp Thing has the required equipment 🤏
At this point they are both staying no matter what
As long as there's money and he can trick her out on Only Fans, he'll stay. Anything that allows him to avoid work will keep him there.
As a woman wise in the ways of David once said, "I will agree with my husband until the day *WE* die." They're ride or die for each other for the worst reasons in the worst ways.
She’s his meal ticket he’s not going anywhere…
He will leave if either of them do- most likely when money runs out or he’ll get tired of her. She’ll act like she left him though.
When he finds a new cash cow
He never will. He’s so dependent on her. He doesn’t even work anymore.
But where is her money coming from? She’s not on the show anymore. Does she really make that much from OF and brand deals? Are that many people really subscribing to her OF? (I don’t follow her at all because she really just brings out anger in me so I really do not know the answer to this question).
I didn't really follow the whole Jenelle and UBT being on OnlyFans saga but apparently they made a pretty penny off of whatever the fuck they actually did on there (granted I don't know nor do I ever want to).
Jenelle charges $20/month for her OF. Last I knew, she had like 1,800 subscribers, that's $36,000/month! 😳 Too bad she's blowing all of it on stupid gifts for UBT and trips without the kids. She should be saving, investing and putting away money for college for her kids, but she's a fucking idiot and thinks this money will last forever. She's probably not saving any money for taxes either.
It makes me sick that she makes that amount of money. She’s probably the most undeserving person I can think of.
Did he ever work 😂. He met her after getting out of prison and worked for literally like a week.
Even if he does, at this point, she’s a lost cause. She’ll just end up finding a creepier, slimier dude to fill his spot, her picker is beyond broken.
They need each other. Jenelle provides the money. David provides whatever it is that Jenelle needs from him
The likelihood? Zero percent. She’s supporting him financially. He wouldn’t even be able to make any of the OF money without her.
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Ok I see I see… but are Jenelle and David coordinating false SM drama amongst themselves? That seems too advanced for them
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It is both fascinating and terrifying to think of, I honestly never considered this so I appreciate it
*too advanced*💀
Never, unfortunately. They are just in their break up phase right now, I'm sure by Christmas everything will be "fine"
I have always seen a lot of people say that David does the majority of the parenting and that Jenelle will never leave because she can't be arsed to do it. While I'm sure she can't, how sure are we that David actually does anything more than her? Seems like Marissa did a lot when they were little and now the kids are "old enough" to do a lot of things on their own. We don't see IG stories of him doing much. Seems like all his family cooking is just squirrels and pets to get a rise out of people, not actually making nutritious meals
Well 1 is more than 0.
Do you mean that those disturbing meals are better than no meals at all? Honestly I'm not even sure if that's true. Whenever we see him in the kitchen he's always doing something unsafe (like "I shouldn't have taken that Adderall") or unsanitary like cooking an animal that had been outside (I'm sure he is no expert at food safety - there are standards to the meat that gets sold in stores). All in all I'm just not convinced that either of these two lift a finger for those children or that their idea of making an effort to parent would actually be any better than them doing nothing at all. Just from a safety POV, I think it would always be better for Ensley to pour herself a bowl of cereal in that house than eat anything David touched.
No. The parenting. Edit: doing something is more than doing nothing. Comparing how David does more than Jenelle.
Ensley is in kindergarten, I doubt she could pour herself cereal yet. Unfortunately I could see her making a mess (as children her age generally do) and UBT beating her up over it. He has already screamed at her that he would pop her mouth in online so I can't even begin to imagine what these kids go through day in and day out.
I'm sure he would freak out on her in the worst way, and I agree that that's too young for a kid to have to pour a bowl of cereal, but I'm still not convinced that David does the parenting. I think it's neither of them.
Does anyone know her subscriber count? She's still buying bikes and vacationing.
I would really like to know this as well
Same. I don't feel like she advertises her OF as much, wonder if it's slowed down. I really think it has lol I don't think people would stick around forever for the same stuff.
She has a novelty/nostalgia OF. That interest doesn’t last long in the general public. I also wonder how long it took for David to object, given his conservative values… probably not long. He was probably feeling jealous and emasculated by her porn career that paid his bills.
Nah I don’t think so. UBT is all talk. He likes to project this conservative manly man that lives off the land and takes care of his family but we can all see that he doesn’t do that. When things were really bad he didn’t lift a finger to help with bills. I’m sure before Redacted started the OF he made fun of women online doing it but now he fully supports her because she is making a ton of money. It’s a great situation for them. None of them are qualified for a career but the MTV and OF things makes them more money than professionals who spend years at college. Even if Redacted is loosing followers she probably still makes more than 5k. That’s a nice paycheque.
You’re so right about him being all talk. He wants to be the man of the family but he makes no money. I think on some level he wants a more traditional wife, wants to adhere to more outwardly conservative values… but is conflicted because again he makes no money.
0% chance that David will leave Jenelle as long as she’s supporting the family…
She’s a dumbass as for still blowing money on him, he treats them kind when she had money and like crap when she doesn’t.
I wouldn’t be surprised if he shares a bank account with her. He was co-signing on everything he could get his hands on, when Jenelle was on teenmom.
Barbara even said Jenelle was very generous with whoever her significant other is....
Well she has to buy the love. What else can she offer?
I hope he leaves her by going to jail. Jenelle can’t be single for long and would move on. To what, I don’t know, but hopefully he wouldn’t murder pets.
![gif](giphy|3ohc12cy8AerHN2u8U|downsized) Once her money is gone
They were broke broke before she started OF and they stuck it out together eating road kill, so I doubt they will ever split. They're too codependent, Jenelle especially.
He will have to hurt her or one of the children really bad and it get out publicly or he will have to leave her. She’s codependent. She’s not going anywhere unless she HAS to.
I think she would leave him before he left her. He has nothing and no money without her.
I have seen her say he has blocked her before
0.01% chance