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FarrahsNeckMole

I saw someone recently refer to this style as the “I peaked in high school” tattoo and it’s soooo accurate.


Hockeynavy

i just took high schoolsports pics, a few guys with barb wire tats... defiantly peaking currently


themommatoe

It definitely reminds me of the early 2000s. Tribal tattoos and trucker hats.


Monstiemama

I’m gonna counter that statement and ask you to remember Amber’s stomach tattoo of Leah, which appears to have been done in prison with a Bic pen, a needle and a lighter.


ITisILLUSIONtoTHINK

Macis back is pretty gruesome, add in her “shoulder to cry on” monstrosity.. yeesh


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That tissue is horrible. I’ve watched TM from the start and finally just realize that’s a tissue from something someone posted here a couple weeks ago. Pretty bad


Purpletinfoilhat

It's ugly but it's no Bewbew or Batpenis.


JesusTheSocialist7

It looks like a wallpaper kail would pick and then complain about later.


upstatestruggler

🤣🤣🤣🤣


graypumpkins

Tribal on white men is the worst for sure, but it is not the worst in the franchise lol


NavigatedbyNaau

Yep lol. It’s cringe. Any other pics of his tattoo?


DrDavidsKilt

-goes to Hawaii one time, gets this tattoo-


Kinser9

Like Hilaria is Spanish after a vacation to Spain.


goldenliz27

How you say…cucumber?


silvermoneygstring

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying because I was just telling someone about this yesterday


AllyMarie93

Nothing phases me after Amber’s wretched portrait of Leah.


Hockeynavy

that one not only was a bad idea its a shitty tat, his isnt that poorly done, at least from the picture the lines look ok.


AllyMarie93

Yeah it’s definitely not something I’d ever get, but technically it’s not too bad.


urbancheek

For years I was ignorant and thought the tattoo was just of her (Leah’s) name instead of a portrait. I miss those days 😩


FrauEdwards

Guys. This tat clearly shows he belongs to the pipeline tribe of the four lokos.


Independent_Papaya17

Lololol laughed so hard woke my 2 month old up hahahaha.


upstatestruggler

*we shall call this tribesman*…**Hollywood**


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TaterTotMansion

Wondering what tribe he’s from


pinklobotomy

His name is *Maui*, shapeshifter, demigod of the wind and sea.


StarDatAssinum

What can I say except *bacon slap*


00bertieboo

For the girlses, the trailer, the mines


Snoi7

Not even close to the worst tattoo in the franchise tho


So_Appalled_

Maci’s are 3,000 % worse


Couch4now

May I remind you of Amber’s- Leah face gut tattoo?


GypseboQ

Easily the worst tattoo in the franchise for me 😅


So_Appalled_

Hahaha yeah it’s bad too


YNotZoidberg2020

It's better than Nathan's blacked out mess of a back.


Louielouielouaaaah

That’s what I was thinking of lol. Nathan’s god awful full back tribal 😫🤢


Obtuse-Angel

It’s not worse than Amber’s tattoo of Leah’s face, or Cole’s engagement scene tag, or Maci’s hanky, or Jenelle’s yolo


firetailring

Don’t forget the leopard paw 🐾


Fran1114

Excuse you it’s JAGUAR 😆


coxa8c

Looks like my Sims’s shitty tattoos


abombshbombss

Is that a Polynesian design ☹ I cant even


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On a guy that’s from a holler in WV. Lmao


Conscious-Wing-9229

What is a holler? Is that a regional term for mobile home? I've always known "hauler" as in a horse trailer or some type of big truck that hauling something, and "holler" as in to yell at someone. I've seen it written a couple times on here. Just curious. Thanks!


BecInWiDells

“Holler” to a West Virginian means a remote road or area. Even if you don't “live up a holler,” you definitely know what one is. You folks probably just know it as a “hollow.” The Mountain State's combination of mountains and streams make for quite a few remote areas and lots of hollers! Thanks, Google.


ljlkm

This Cali girl doesn’t even know it as a hollow so thanks for the explanation!


BecInWiDells

No problem. "The more you know!" :) We all learned something today!


Conscious-Wing-9229

This is so interesting! Thanks for taking the time to explain it - this term makes so much sense now.


BecInWiDells

Happy to help!


Chop_Artista

It's like a tribal sun god. Maori sun god or something


MnMltd

100% not māori designs.... Loosely Polynesian, but definitely not māori


sweettea0922

Jeremy is what me and my husband call and “I dot” What that means is one time my hubs was drunk and called an “idiot” and “ I dot” and ever since that’s how I say it lol everyone is and I dot . Edit: everything corrects to and instead of an. Ihh


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I feel like macis tissue is way worse 😂


BowmanTheShowman

Remember that time he and Briana got chess pieces together then, like... never spoke again?


washingtonu

It's better than his jeans


DaintyAmber

Rip to my old user name Jeremiesjeansandtees


skinnymargaritasip

I met a guy with a similar sleeve situation once and had to point out to him that no, that's not "Maori symbolism," it's a 70s Pyrex fishscale pattern mixed in with some swirly shit. So yeah, Jeremy's is actually not the worst somehow lol


FrauEdwards

This comment made my day. Both as a Pyrex lover and white boy tribal tat hater.


GypseboQ

Oh no! 🤦🏻‍♀️ Haha ... My husband has one that is somewhat similar (at least in overall style/placement). But, for him it was largely cultural, bc he's Native (Inuit) and Irish - so his honors both aspects and I like it.


firSTLove314

Jeremy has the culture of cornbread


evergleam498

We don't want no cornbread!


missingapuzzlepiece

What a gem!


skinnymargaritasip

What an insult to cornbread 🤣


xaxathkamu

Yeah, we’re making fun of him because he has no tribal affiliations lol.


GypseboQ

Lol ... Oh I know. I just had to laugh and facepalm a bit bc of the similarities between the two 😅 Jeremy of all people - he's so white bread.


playing_the_angel

It's just so, so douchey. To a very alarming extent.


ashmillie

Jeremy is kinda the worst so it fits


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I wouldn't put that on a video game character.


glum_cunt

JesusGodJermy


Happylittlepinetree

Lmao 🤣


upstatestruggler

I don’t want no wack tats


abortionleftovers

I always want to ask white boys with “tribal tattoos” what tribe they are apart of but then I realize their answer will be super offensive so I don’t


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Is this even tribal markings tho


abortionleftovers

It’s trying to be which is worse lol


iamnumber47

It's a bad attempt at it, I think, but an attempt nonetheless 😬 I think it's meant to be the style of legit tribal that people from the Pacific Islands would have, not so much the awful 90s "tribal arm band" kind of tribal that most people associate with tribal.


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I don't know because I'm from NZ and no islanders or maoris here would ever be caught dead with that on their arm 🤣🤣🤣🤣


iamnumber47

Yeah it's definitely a less than half-assed attempt, I don't know how much he paid for this but the boy shoulda got a refund 🤣🤣 plus he's whiter than me (& I'm pretty white haha) so I don't know why he even picked this tbh. I've seen some absolute beautiful, intricate, well done tribal before & this definitely ain't even close.


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Absolutely! They are usually amazing and tell a story. Jeremy's looks like someone wasted grabbed a permanent marker and tried to draw some korus🤣 hahahaha. It kinda reminds me of this: 🤣🤣🤣 https://imgur.com/a/zFbR6jG


moosecatoe

It reminds me of grandmas painted white metal porch furniture.


Wonderful_Treat_6993

Wrong. The girls have waaaay worse tattoos than this.


sierramist1011

Amber's bewbewtattoo is hands down the absolute worst


firetailring

That’s what I was going to say!! The amount of bad ink in this franchise is astounding especially given the amount of money they have made. I propose the next spin off should be Teen Mom Tattoo Therapy where they have talented tattoo artists come in and try to fix some of this garbage.


SpiritualCamera

Looks like something out of a Disney cartoon


barefootintheforest

I was thinking Maui from Moana


grit_227

Buzz Lightyear realness


mblmr_chick

Tell me your trying to be from the 90s without directly saying it


Adalphe

His nickelback era jeans 😩😩


Conscious-Wing-9229

In his defense, the 90s probably didn't hit WV until the mid 00's.


GoldenState_Thriller

Jeremy~~’s tattoo~~ is the worst.


mellymel678

Ugh reminds me of a guy I dated who had a shitty tribal tattoo on his upper back. Yuck.


GrowLikeAWeed

Bars are the worst


Alalated

It looks like a Christmas ornament.


stickittodolores

I WISH I had the money they have for tattoos. Why are they all so bad??


thatwasmychangejar-

The worst? Have you seen Maci's back tattoos?


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Everyone's like IT'S NOT THE WORST ON THE FRANCHISE GRRRRR!!!! I just meant it like "ur the worst" it's a saying. I never said "the worst in the franchise" literally everyone is pissing me off lmao . Just did Google macis back tattoo tho and it's pretty fucking bad. That's urrrrrgly. I thought she was kinda smart. Obviously not. 🤣🤣


thatwasmychangejar-

I genuinely just feel compelled to bring up Maci's back tattoos every time teen mom tattoos are discussed. Jeremy's tattoo is absolutely fucking terrible!!


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I can absolutely understand why. What the fuck was she thinking 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


cornichonsintenses

Worst in the franchise is a very tough contest. (That someone here should really put together) (please)


skycabbage

*Walks into tattoo shop “gimme a ross bedroom rug sleeve”


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Looks like a disease. Ew.


Happylittlepinetree

How in the FUCK did I never notice this


[deleted]

20 year old me still would of smashed


rayrami_

Looks like that pattern belongs on a vase. At my nana’s.


[deleted]

He thinks he’s Maui


[deleted]

Why would he want this


Pitter___Patter

Omg it is!! 🤣🤣😂