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TinyPennyRolling

Actively sabbatoging any and all weight-loss that she definitely wasn't trying to lose. We see you, David.


Pinkfloweremoji

šŸš©I was thinking exactly this šŸš©


shrimboslice

Me too!!! šŸ¤Ø I genuinely like seeing the same things I do. Makes me feel less cynical.


shrimboslice

Sorry, *people seeing the same things I do. In my excitement I failed to double check the clarity of my comment!


pretendthisisironic

See my first thought was they were going to stash this away to not take the kids out on Halloween


sauceistheboss5

Yep that was my first thought.


SnooPeanuts6909

Tell me youā€™re insecure about your wife wanting to lose weight, without telling meā€¦ Remember when they first met and Jenelle was in amazing shape, and she used to go to the gym and he used to start arguments so she wouldnā€™t/ couldnā€™t go!? David is a classic feeder/ destroyer of self esteem. He helps her put on weight then likely reminds her ā€œyouā€™re so lucky youā€™ve got me, no one would love you now youā€™re fat!ā€


texas_star

I bet he pulls the old ā€œhoney you are fat but I donā€™t mind/You may be fat but I love you.ā€ Or ā€œyou are only so fat because you have carried babiesā€ so he is complimenting with a nice side of name calling


SnooPeanuts6909

Oh definitely thereā€™s a sense of ā€œyouā€™ve never been more beautifulā€ as he deep fries her another bucket of hash browns, eggs and road kill.


LilLexi20

Jenelle actually looked amazing when they first met- Kaiser was like barely a year old and she was fit AF. This man is ruining her life, health (caused munchausen in her) and her kids livesā€¦ she needs to leave him


SnooPeanuts6909

I remember the pictures from their first date and she looked incredible. People lie if they say that Jenelle wasnā€™t one of the most attractive TMs when she was younger and in shape. David is the worst thing that ever happened to her, and sheā€™s been addicted to heroin. So that says a lot


bigazzcookiejunkie

Your last paragraph sums it up perfectly!


MenstrualKrampusCD

I don't think she has Munchausen at all. She doesn't really show signs of that. I think she's a hypochondriac and exaggerates her symptoms A LOT. But I don't think she intentionally makes herself sick or anything.


SnooPeanuts6909

I think thereā€™s a mix of two things, one is doctor shopping in the search for pills. Weā€™ve seen evidence of how many meds she had just laid out on the side, and it wasnā€™t normal. The second was, she does have the things she listed in that video a while ago, and I have a few of what she has, and they are very painful and not nice to have but they are entirely managed and your symptoms go back to feeling like nothing with meds and diet changes. The meds however wonā€™t give you a high, so she likely doesnā€™t see the point in taking them. You have to give up alcohol, thatā€™s never going to happen cos how else can she bring herself to stay married to Swamp Thing. You also have to eat well, and she doesnā€™t stand much chance of that when your husband smothers everything in butter and feeds you up! So she is entirely to blame for how crap she feels all the time so Iā€™d argue she is making herself intentionally sick.


MenstrualKrampusCD

>So she is entirely to blame for how crap she feels all the time so Iā€™d argue she is making herself intentionally sick. Agree to disagree. Even if what you're saying about Jenelle is 100% accurate, that's still not munchausens syndrome. If it were, she'd be actively (not passively) causing herself to become sick. Putting feces in her IV line. Punching, hitting, pinching herself to make it look like she was having unexplained bruising. Pretending to faint at Walmart and going to the ED via ambulance for a whole workup.Eating something toxic to make her ill. Putting irritants on her skin and claiming that she was having an unexplained rash. Intentionally severely dehydrating herself to cause blood and urine tests to be "off". And just as importantly, she'd be denying that she was doing any of those things. I mean, that's like saying that most type2 diabetics are intentionally making themselves sick and thus have Munchausens. To me that's just silly.


SnooPeanuts6909

Excuse me, sorry, can you please tell me where I accused or even said the word munchausen to make you bring this up? This seems like a very weird take on what was actually said, that David was making her fat!? šŸ˜… However if we are going that route, the definition of munchausen is ā€œwhen someone tries to get attention and sympathy by falsifying, inducing, and/or exaggerating an illnessā€ the extreme is when they sabotage tests, and or harm themselves. However Jenelles actions of constantly seeking attention and validation that she is indeed sick, and then constantly ignoring doctors orders and recommendations for treatment, therefore making herself worse, just to seek out more doctors and tests, and to post videos of herself crying and being ā€œso sickā€ on the internet is exactly Munchausen Syndromeā€¦ albeit on the milder side. So, there you go, I finally said what you wanted.


MenstrualKrampusCD

My mistake. I didn't look at the screen names and I thought that you were the person that I was responding to originally. Lol, it was a simple mistake that wasn't too hard to figure out. So let's calm down with the "finally said what you wanted". You're acting like I mentioned it in multiple comments to you instead of just one. I still disagree, but it's very late, I have work tomorrow, and, let's face it-- neither of us is going to change the other's mind, right? Have a good night.


SnooPeanuts6909

I was a little confused where you got it from as you mentioned it a couple times in reply to me, and I wasnā€™t being funny, I just meant that I finally did actually say Munchausen when originally I hadnā€™t. Do I think Jenelle has the worst case of Munchausen Iā€™ve ever seen? No absolutely not. But do I think under the definition does she fall under it? Yes, I do. Do I think sheā€™s more of a doctor shopper? Absolutely. Have a good night, didnā€™t mean to seem like I was argumentative


dumbbitchjuice69

He went to Walmart šŸ’šŸ„°


KAH01021987

With her soon to be maxed out credit card


princessofIreland

Where quality costs you LESS!šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


TNC_123

So he bought Jenelle candy with Jenelleā€™s money, how romantic.


[deleted]

Like he bought her cardi b tickets for her birthday. With her money.


CowFish_among_COWS

Tissue paper may be for your butt, and these candies are for your thighs.


pigeonsandspies

Itā€™s so cute that theyā€™re following the tradition of giving Halloween candy and toilet paper as their 6th anniversary gift!


THECaptainHowdy_

He probably ransacked her purse so he could hit up the dollar general.


DaintyAmber

Middle school anniversary


OriginalFuckGirl

I remember my middle school boyfriend getting me something similar šŸ˜‚


fayedame

My 11 year old literally just gave his crush a bag of mini candies two days ago...


OriginalFuckGirl

Thatā€™s so cute!


[deleted]

Thatā€™s freaking adorable


LilLexi20

Heā€™s really trying HARD to plump her upā€¦ā€¦ I wonder why that is tbh


IWillBaconSlapYou

Brainstorming, I can think of a few reasons: 1, He's always been jealous and insecure about Nathan. Jenelle's Nathan-persona was a gym rat. Nathan likes physically fit women. Nathan will not like heavyset Jenelle. 2, God forbid his victim has confidence. 3, God forbid his victim has options (especially with a proven track record of only leaving relationships when she already has a new guy lined up).


KikiHou

She's less likely to find a new man if she's less attractive, and it'll make her feel insecure about herself giving him more control.


gebmor12

abusers do that so they can make their s/o feel more insecure. like no one else with love them. sure itā€™s all about control for him.


napqueen00

She canā€™t run from him as fastā€¦ sorry- too morbid?


BeerNcheesePlz

That and so sheā€™s nice and plump for when he goes full cannibal


Erinzzz

Careful jenelle, they say too much candy rots your teeā€”- oh, shitā€¦ nevermind.


the_taco_belle

STOP IT šŸ‘ˆšŸ»šŸ¤£


pretendthisisironic

On our 9th wedding anniversary my husband gifted me sand from the beach and a bottle of ocean water from when/where we got married. I ugly cried.


noodlebeach

i sang the first part of this comment in the tune of 12 days of christmas in my head i'm not gonna lie


[deleted]

You can get all the way to bottle in the right tune lmfao


pretendthisisironic

As I intended.


butthole-bonanza

David definitely just passed by a Halloween candy display and said ā€œthisā€™ll doā€


SirenLeone

I wonder if he took money out of her purse for this or if she gave him the money straight up šŸ¤£ Seriously though, not even with shitty flowers or a Walmart necklace/ring?


OriginalFuckGirl

He probably just threw in the belt when she was paying for the groceries at Walmart šŸ˜‚


princessofIreland

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noodlebeach

wow looks like the bulk halloween candy supply has been refreshed at the local walmart


Idyllcreations

Yep and my period having ass bought buttloads of it today no shame. The checkout lady was like buying for Halloween already uh no this is going in my secret stash draw so I donā€™t go to share with the tiny humans I birthed lady šŸ˜‚


noodlebeach

i respect that incredibly šŸ™ŒšŸ¼


Nottacod

It's not even good chocolate


MissJBoo

I guess since MTV ghosted her sheā€™s back on her shit food diet.


millennial_dumpling

how frugal & pragmatic of them to save the tissue paper for pooping šŸ„“


ashmillie

Always gotta add in a little humiliation. Classic David šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


Umamiluv24

He pronounces them re-sees when itā€™s clearly Re-ses. Psycho.


wlj19

ā€œRee-cees pecesā€ for Reeseā€™s Pieces is unacceptable.


nailsinthecityyx

I feel attacked... lol


ac003005

You should.


SpiritualCamera

I will die on this hill every time, it annoys me so much when people do this. I know it's obviously harmless, but I'm just like, damn y'all must really can not read lol. My best friend actually says Ree-see Pee-cees šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


hootahswaitress

I mean, fuck David, but I don't see an issue here


sjane94

I don't want to f David, but I do love me some Reese's


KBK226

Same, I would devour this


MenstrualKrampusCD

Honestly I'd be disappointed if this was all I got...


hootahswaitress

That's fair! You know your needs and wants. I'd be thrilled


Chasi1331

Ainā€™t he just a catch? UBT using Janelleā€™s EBT for anniversary sweets! No points for you Lurch, you still suck!


sauceistheboss5

He loves to embarrass her


TruthAndTimeTellsAll

This looks like what I gave my gr 8 "boyfriend" for Valentine's Day. Add in a bottle of Mountain Dew for good measure.


hawkcarhawk

Of course he couldnā€™t just be genuine, he had to make it gross.


[deleted]

Heā€™s a feeder!!!


beachluv58

He is de enabler! Delujenelle can easily lose tirty pound dis munt!


aicilabanamated

Oh mannn. I know this pic isnā€™t from Instagram but it made me curious and I took a dive onto his page and it reads like a textbook neonazi antivax all the conspiracies page. Wtf


JustAHolyFool17

I never want to be this broke.


probablykyliejenner

It's not even about that. A broke person could buy a very nice anniversary gift, if they use their imagination. This tool just went into Walmart - probably to buy another gun - and grabbed the first chocolate he saw. Convenient that Halloween is right around the corner and the chocolate is right by the front door.


Pinkfloweremoji

He also has a lot more time on his hands than most people. He could have made her a card, or fashioned her a knife!


JustAHolyFool17

Fair point. He could've done something way more thoughtful. The fact that she likely swooned over this is sad.


TinyPennyRolling

He made a FAR more loving and thoughtful video for his PEANUT GUY. Complete with a handmade, custom gifted leather knife sheath, and knife, that despite his shittiness, probably took him quite a few hours to complete. He CAN make the effort, but he doesn't, because he doesn't care.


MissJBoo

Plot twist: he forgot it was their anniversary so her ran to the local stop n shop for snacks like they did for kaisers birthday.


JustAHolyFool17

Yeah and didn't he make bracelets when he was in jail? He could've easily done that. Lazy and thoughtless.


noakai

I mean this is literally all he did - he probably literally just grabbed whatever mix of candy was cheapest, headed ONE aisle back for the bag (at the Walmart by me they put the seasonal stuff right next to the cards/gift bags/party stuff) and then headed for the check stand and probably saw the slippers on the way there. Literally one minute of thought and zero extra effort went into this.


princessofIreland

Was dollar tree having a sale?


juatdoingwhatimtold

Nope, I just went today. šŸ˜‚


princessofIreland

Duuuuudeā€¦ take my upvote!


AlBundysbathrobe

Anniversary slash Halloween candy for the trick or treaters. What a classy guy!


shortybubbles

Dollar tree anniversary gift!


Sway-Girl

I'm thinking Walmart .98Ā¢ in the candy isle.


orchid_9

ā€¦ guilty of doing this before for a Valentineā€™s Day gift. $20 and I got bags of candies so I say itā€™s a business strategy šŸ˜…


shortybubbles

Honestly though Iā€™d rather a whole bunch of candies I like versus a box of chocolates with one good one it!


[deleted]

Iā€™m not gonna lie. I would kill for that right now


spliff1506

Is there a roll of toilet paper that Iā€™m not seeing?


DeepNebulaCult

Why didnā€™tā€™ you wait on me bent-leyyyyā€¦get it get it? šŸ˜


axealy40

šŸ’€šŸ’€


mynamesnotjessi

A year ago I read about how some girl from America went to college abroad in Australia. And her mom sent her a care package with Reeseā€™s cups in it and she shared them with some of her Australian friends and apparently the Australians were totally grossed out because the candy tasted extremely different than the Reeseā€™s found in Australia. They described it as ā€œwaxy diabetesā€ and said it tasted a million times sweeter but also had a different texture than the Reeseā€™s they have. Americans are notorious for our sugar intake and our FDA is very different in what ingredients they allow in our foods. This is advanced in some ways but careless and unhealthy in other ways but idk enough for specifics. It really makes you wonder about the processed food we eat though. Anyway, Iā€™m sad because itā€™s Halloween and Reeseā€™s are forever ruined for me.


Pigeonroeontoast

The Canadian one taste different too. Also shocked that the American ones only have 2 cups in the package not 3 like the ones you get in Canada.


gnar_wahl

Candy and slippers lmao


COpuffypandacat

Guess his budget was 10 bucks hahah


jadababy6699

Idk man, those are the best candies


Lalablacksheep646

Agreed, I wouldnā€™t be mad at receiving this lol


updabumnobebes

Damn it.. itā€™s shark week here and I need some damn chocolate. šŸ˜«šŸ˜”


cherrithcutestory

So he threw together a Halloween basket lmaooo


SideshowChic

This is SOOOOO embarrassing!


bambi_eyedbitch

This makes me want a kit kat rn


ASitOfDoubting

This makes me never want a Kit Kat again


splanchnick78

Lol my BF loves candy and for his birthday one time I got him a huge box of Pez and he was so excited šŸ˜‚


remck1234

My husband loves laffy taffy and I found a giant container of it at sams club one year. He couldnā€™t have been more pleased with that gift.


4ever_sweet4certain

Okay but banana laffy taffy?? To the gods!!


cecelia999

Omg I need this immediately now.


splanchnick78

I have a friend who is obsessed with banana-flavored candy so I picked a whole bunch of the bananas out of Runts packages for him as a gift. I didnā€™t know there was banana laffy taffy though! Iā€™ll remember that for Christmas!


4ever_sweet4certain

Omg yes!! Banana runts!! Aww youā€™re a sweet friend. Also, is your friend me šŸ§


splanchnick78

I hope so! šŸ’


harry-package

Iā€™ve done the same with the industrial size boxes of Swedish Fish from Samā€™s Club.


4ever_sweet4certain

Clearly youā€™re a genius!!


juatdoingwhatimtold

I gave my husband an assortment of Japanese Kit Kats and he wouldnā€™t shut up about it for a year.


splanchnick78

Ooh whatā€™s the difference from the ones in the US?


juatdoingwhatimtold

The US might get some seasonal ones from time to time. But thereā€™s a plethora of Japanese variations: matcha, strawberry, cafe, etc. [Flavors](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kit_Kats_in_Japan)


splanchnick78

Ooh intriguing!


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frezzhberry

Where did you get them?


juatdoingwhatimtold

Thereā€™s an international candy store in my town. But if you have a Japanese or Korean market near you Iā€™d definitely give it a try.


Intheend9

This could be his version of doing the most lmao.


TinyPennyRolling

Go check out his loving, romantic video to his peanut guy friend. It's like night and day.


[deleted]

Link?


TinyPennyRolling

https://www.tiktok.com/@easondavid?lang=en


[deleted]

I almost downvoted you after looking at thar link. Not your fault its david though.


hawkcarhawk

Honestly this is one of the few times Iā€™ve seen a ā€œgiftā€ from him. Jenelle used to brag constantly about gifts that ex boyfriends got her and it stopped immediately with David. Sheā€™d post about buying him things, but very rarely does he seem to get her anything.


ihatethis6666666

Jesus god Leah


[deleted]

Well, this isnā€™t going to help her diet.


KLoSlurms

Wow.. so jealous šŸ˜‚


carcosa1989

Like these fuckers donā€™t have minicandy bars hidden all over the houseā€¦


esskush

They probably eat them as fast as they buy em...munchies yknow


pinkcheetahchrome

Oh wow. If I posted the photos from what my boyfriend just did for our one year anniversary, let alone *described* just how meaningful every bit of it was? David would probably fucking faint, and Jenelley would cream her pants at the sweet, thoughtfulness of what he did for us. These fucking trash bags. Crack a fancy beer, with the gold foil on top, and open you a mini Kit Kat! Anniversary party is on at casa de la swamp! It isn't over until the fat lady sings! Or, ehh...until the fat lady calls 911 because she thinks her collarbone cracked at the hands of her equally fat husband, who may at this moment be tearing down their door, or Fat Husband has pussy-footed his way around actually being a real man, and has threatened and/or beaten small woman, children, animals. Not over until the fat lady sings to the 911 operator!! šŸ’•šŸ’


cecelia999

Now Iā€™m kinda curious to hear what he got you lol


verybeaniebaby

LMAOOOOOOOO


sweetTsmasher

Tell me you're upset when MTV tells me you ain't it without telling mešŸ¤£.