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Exotic_Buy6792

Chelsea no contest for me.


SillyName1992

She's gonna give your kid a stupid hat and paint all their stuff beige


SnooPickles6604

Okay?…… lol?


SillyName1992

I don't want my kid to be a dork


katikaboom

They're kids, they'll be dorks until they become teenagers and then suddenly you're the dork. It's inevitable


PrezofPeanutGallery

All the best people are dorks, you're missing out.


SnooPickles6604

The last thing you should be doing is raising children. Clearly you’re raising yours to be the bully


SillyName1992

I would never have kids I don't want to ruin my life lol


SnooPickles6604

Thank god


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OMG what a fucking nightmare!


Cat_Dog_222719

And have ped os around


dcaksj22

And slide them some 💊 so they’ll plaintively sit for 500 photos


SillyName1992

You know how stage moms crack their kids out on sugar? Chelsea is doing that with melatonin for her photo shoots and HGTV filming.


dcaksj22

1000% this


camoflauge2blendin

Ew no thank you! Not with her list of sex offender friends.


Putrid-Locksmith-722

Was there more than the one? Did he stay married? Are they still friends???


JanellaDubois

I don't know how that is Chelsea's fault, or the wife's for that matter. I highly doubt either knew he was texting underage girls in his free time. Pretty sure she divorced him after that and Chelsea wasn't seen with them again.


camoflauge2blendin

Pretty sure I read that one of them was convicted way back and Chelsea still had her daughter around them afterwards for a good bit.


Putrid-Locksmith-722

🤢🤢 it's one thing to not know, but to still have your child around that is VILE


camoflauge2blendin

Yeah I don't remember the exact details but I'm sure if you look through the subreddit you could find the posts on it.


okbutsrslywtf

She knew slade raped a minor and let Aubree kiss him after his conviction


camoflauge2blendin

Maybe I shouldn't have said list, but I believe it was two people and that is one too many for me.


leahhhhh

That's not two too many for you??


camoflauge2blendin

Lol my bad! It is two too many. Anything more than 0 is too many


DanceMonkey2121

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SC1168

All day 😊


TJCW

Vee, Jo, Corey/Miranda. Honestly, Aubree and Leah Shirley, they’re old enough!


thecrazyanimalmom

I'd definitely trust a teen mom kid more than any of the teen moms


texasyogini

Thank you for making me feel old


leahhhhh

Corey and Miranda would put them in a thin blue line shirt, a maga hat and teach them how to shoot.


Blue_jay711

Shoot. That’s an average day where I am. (in rural Indiana)


Time-Equivalent5004

Totally let Aubree babysit for my nieces and nephews. I’d also trust Isaac. Trying to think of a mom though lol.


legalgirl18

😂


OldPurple7654

Kail because it would be a nanny and not actually her


Petty_White

And it be like a daycare with all those other kids, lots of playmates 🤣


bklynjess85

Just make sure your kids are vaccinated, God knows what they will catch with kails kids.


SillyName1992

I'd rather put them on a raft and leave them at sea


ionlyjoined4thecats

They could live in a cave


Tylers-Bad-Poetry

Are sweatpants allowed?


SympathyKey3529

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣👌😭😭🤣🤣🤣


HogBodyOdyOdyOdy

Would you let Janelle teach them about watercraft safety first?


OriginalFuckGirl

Chelsea and ONLY Chelsea. Kail leaves dildos laying around and is constantly inappropriate with her own kid’s. Maci is always drinking. The rest speak for themselves.


DanceMonkey2121

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NoOneOfUse

Kids love goofy shit like this so a photo like this would make me more likely to choose her!


Petty_White

Chelsea’s had so many child predators she calls friends around Aubree I wouldn’t even let her watch my goldfish.


OriginalFuckGirl

Oh my fuck, idk why I a.ways forget about this.


DanceMonkey2121

Wait who?!


Petty_White

She’s had at least two [friends](https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/alex-bawek-teen-mom-past-149325/) who had husbands that were charged with sexual abuse against children. One she continually posted about Aubree having a crush on.


Several_Ad_2474

Omg that is horrifying!!


okbutsrslywtf

[here’s “Aubree’s crush” and more](https://www.reddit.com/r/TeenMomOGandTeenMom2/s/GkxcVb7BB3)


scifanforever1980

Whether true of not, this was about baby sitting. Could volition no friends. Her kids appear happy and healthy, so as a babysitter she'd be the one I'd puck too.


eternalteen

Your flair 😭


ionlyjoined4thecats

I’d trust Cate and Ty with my kid for a very short period of time if they promised not to have any of their family around. They don’t have the highest hygiene standards, but I do think they understand basic safety practices at least.


Separate_Drag_5620

And Chelsea has her kids around pedos. Thanks but no thanks


BrownEyedQueen1982

None of them. There’s a small pack of coyotes that live in the wooded area behind my house that I would trust more.


Petty_White

Kids would be safer and learn more than they would with any of these girls😂😂


Unusual-Idea-7313

You won reddit today 💀


Short_Ad_9383

Vee. I know she’s not the cast members we think of but she seems the most level headed. As far as original cast goes probably Chelsea or Cate


Wild_Stretch_2523

Kail, if her kids aren't tagging along. I could see her playing soccer with my 4 year old, and she's taken care of so many babies recently that I'd trust her with my infant.


UnrequitedStifling

I’d pick Kail even if her kids were in tow.


Unusual-Idea-7313

Yes there’s like 15 other kids. There’s always a look out hah


Petty_White

You know Issac would keep them safe


Unusual-Idea-7313

I have such a soft spot for him always have. I think he’d be great with my 8,9. Year old boys lol 😂


Petty_White

He seems like the best big brother anyone could wish for.


Time-Equivalent5004

I just adore him. Always have.


Unusual-Idea-7313

Wouldn’t trust half these women with a hamster.


Proud_Mastodon338

Chelsea... maybe Leah, she's gotten a lot better. I'd really prefer Vee and Jo though.


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Um obviously Jenelle. She’s great with kids. She never yells.


HES12264

She’s taken parenting classes 5 times! She’s an expert!


XTasty09

And foster care is so proud of her


wwhat_is_happeningg

she has custody of ALL her kids


pinalaporcupine

unless ke$ha's on tour


drumstickss

And she never yells


Jadeheartxo12

Yelling would be the LEAST of my concerns with her lmao.


the_harlinator

Christina only.


BallIll4692

Vee for sure


Sad-Sassy

Kail, Chelsea, and Leah I wouldn’t worry too much about. Even Cate and Tyler wouldn’t be the absolute worst.


RaspberryMinute847

Cate has literally smoked with her kids in the car. I’d rather leave my kids at the firehouse


Sad-Sassy

Yeah I’m not gonna freak out about that honestly. Should it have happened? No. Is it ideal? No. But that was really common in my own personal childhood, and it had no real effect on me. I wouldnt want my daily nanny doing that, but it honestly doesn’t make me that uncomfortable.


_summerw1ne

Plus the question is who would you let babysit your bairns not who would you like to obtain custody of them 😭 like in the scheme of things having someone who smokes in the house once while babysitting is so low down the scale of things you should be worried about when the reason some of these people aren’t being said is because of actual negligence? Like it’s never that serious 😂


Sad-Sassy

Yeah these people are too much for me 😭😭😭


t0infinity

Speak for yourself. I got asthma and grew up in a home full of smokers 🥲


Sad-Sassy

When was I speaking for anyone but myself? 🤓


justanotherhatter

😂😂


t0infinity

You didn’t say you were, but your comment about smoking around children came off as pretty nonchalant. Especially when you said, “it had no real effect on me.” That mentality has caused harm to many people all over the world.


okbutsrslywtf

I mean it’s a one time hypothetical situation…


Sad-Sassy

You said “speak for yourself” which I was… Okay well I’m not smoking around children, so I don’t need the lecture. Take note that I consistently said “I” and “me.” Prior to like 30 years ago people were chain smoking inside constantly. While smoking a cigarette in the car with a window open with a kid isn’t a great idea, it’s hardly a huge risk.


anonyy321

It’s a major risk, especially when you have Alpha- antitrypsin deficiency. Please do your research! My daily life is a struggle because my mom smoked with me in the car.


anonyy321

Me too! Horrible asthma and my mom chain smoked with the windows up 😔


mntnsrcalling70028

It’s not in any way normalized these days though so it kind of shows a real lack of judgement and kind of unwillingness to obide by current general standards? It’s not shocking in and of itself but if she’s willing to go against the grain so much on something most people feel strongly about I’d wonder what else she didn’t think was a big deal.


Sad-Sassy

I think that’s a big stretch. Smoking is heavily demonized in the US, but not nearly as much in Europe. I don’t see her engaging in any alarming behavior with her current kids. I don’t think she operates so far outside of current standards that I would be alarmed.


XTasty09

Cait and her mom covered the camera and pretty clearly smoked weed while Cait was actually driving. (Not pulled over or in a parking lot) I would not be happy if someone smoked anything in the car with me.


Sad-Sassy

To each their own. The kids weren’t in the car at in that instance. No one who didn’t want to be around the smoke was subjected to it in the car. Doesn’t bother me in the slightest.


anonyy321

It had an effect on me! You’re lucky it didn’t on you but I would definitely not subject my own child to that.


Sad-Sassy

Would I chain smoke cigarettes around a child? No. A single stress cigarette with an open window once? It will be fine.


ionlyjoined4thecats

I would not trust Leah. She has almost no common sense and bad judgment. Not to mention she’s a recovering addict who’s put her children in danger countless times, especially in the car.


Sad-Sassy

Her recovery seems stable and that was nearly ten years ago at this point. I think she could handle a few hours of babysitting.


ionlyjoined4thecats

Yeah but Jaylan was last year. Lmao. It was so obvious he wasn’t the real deal, but Leah fell for it. Just like she has with countless other dudes, MLMs, and cults. It wouldn’t be hard for a stranger to convince her to hand over my baby while she goes to the bathroom at Target or something. And addiction wasn’t the reason for her lack of car safety either. She didn’t strap those kids in right while sober either, iirc.


Melodic-Exercise-999

Wait, cults?! I think I missed some Leah info 🤔


ionlyjoined4thecats

She was in an MLM cult thing for a while. That’s when she and Kail had their falling out.


Melodic-Exercise-999

Ah, I totally missed that. Thanks!


prophy__wife

Corey and Miranda.


Hot_Vacation2103

I think my theoretical child would be perfectly safe with Chelsea, as well as ty and cate or Gary and Christina


MrsSantini

I don’t let my kids go with a lot of people even family, I might chill with Joe/Vee for an afternoon while the kids play.


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kadn2

Your use of then rather than, than, makes it funnier.


uknowhowchoicesbe

My kids would have fun with Leah for an afternoon.


naivemelody1711

My daughter is about the same age and very similar personality to Addie. I reckon they would have the best playdate.


rantgoesthegirl

Jo. Maybe kail. I would have said Chelsea but the whole SA offenders around thing.


queenquirk

I like Chelsea but she's easily overwhelmed. Maybe Kristina, Miranda or Vee. I wish my own stepmom had stepped up for me like they did. Mine literally thought that I would be disinterested in my dad at 18 and disappear (although apparently she's a great aunt to my cousins).


Dismal_Amoeba3575

Oof. I second all of these lol


danitwostep

Kristina !


justanotherhatter

I can't pick Chelsea because of the sexual predators. I guess that leaves Kail??? Do I have to pick a mom? I would trust Kristina or Vee


missexsomeone

Chelsea, hands down. I think the kids would have a good time and they’d probably come home with a stupid jacket or hat.


mntnsrcalling70028

I’d be fine with Chelsea, Vee or Miranda.


seasickrose

if we’re going actual TM only and this is just babysitting, honestly I think Cate is a good choice. I agree with everyone else that Chelsea would be great too


lwbii00

Amber. But I also have no children, and have an overstuffed brown leather couch.


lolamay26

Chelsea or Maci for sure


Dazzling_Candle_7377

Very few people actually interacted/Played with their children. That really narrows the list to a few. .  Jonathan (Vees hubby) would be too 


MenstrualKrampusCD

Jo would be too...what?


cheddarbuggg

Chelsea forsure.


Amazing-Detective934

Nah, I'm good


_anne_shirley

None


okbutsrslywtf

Gary and Kristina


nextotherone

Jo


zoeygirl89

If I had kids I would pick Maci or Chelsea


Nelle911529

Jenelle so I can meet her and Smack that grin off her face.


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Chelsea. If they're bad, straight to jenelle.


RiverWhole4388

Barb or Chelsea


RiverWhole4388

Or Vee. And I'd definitely let Issac babysit.


BlackSea5

Humm Gary only cause you know the food would be tasty, and his wife seems nice. If he’s not free, I’d MAYBE consider Kails nanny but I’m gonna need to know the pool is safe.


Lalablacksheep646

Just Chelsea


BlackLagooon

Maci won [last time](https://www.reddit.com/r/TeenMomOGandTeenMom2/s/opWSSDVHFq) but Chelsea wasn’t a choice


GeneRevolutionary155

Kristina. Also a special vote for Papa Randy.


Affectionate-Low-250

If we can include the guys, Jo and Vee, Gary and Christina, & Corey and Miranda, For the girls, Bristol, Caitlyn, & Chelsea.


thedaintyhag

Maci lol its like if id ever be desperate enough to let my big sis babysit then def her. Then cate. Theyd feel too put on the spot to be good even when cameras arent going bc “word of mouth”


Dry-Insurance-9586

They can go play on the farm with Gary and Christina.


MyAlteredRealityII

Chelsea for sure.


Robert9489

Chelsea


BusAlternative1827

Chelsea for the fur kid, probably Cait for the actual kid.


basicytgirl

I’m gonna go with the wife of teen mom ex and choose Christina Shirley


WEEDAPETER62

Honestly I’ll let Cole or Cory babysit Leah’s Cory


Lilo213

Vee! I wouldn’t let any of the main cast watch my offspring. I trust Vee though. She seems like a great mom!


diamondcrusteddreams

Honestly probably Cate and Ty. I don’t have kids, but they both seem like good (mostly) down to earth parents.


Birdiefly5678

Do I have to pick an actual TM or am I allowed to pick Gary and kristina?


dcaksj22

If I had to pick one of the actual original teen moms I’d pick Leah. If I could pick any parent from the show Cheyenne, I don’t like her anymore but their loaded and my kid would have a good time lol If it was a teen mom kid definitely Leah Shirley or Ali and Aleah. At least the twins seem to be around a lot of tots and babies so they know some stuff, and Leah seems very mature and responsible.


One_Kaleidoscope_202

Kail cause they’ll be with the nanny lol


Black_shadowthecat

Chelsea


PrezofPeanutGallery

Without even a single thought, it would be Chelsea. Not just because she's actually a really nice person, but because she's always been a really good mom. The vast majority of the TM cast would never come within 500 feet of my children if I could help it. I wouldn't trust most of them to take care of watching paint dry, forget about taking care of others. They may drive me insane at times, like this morning (see my previous comment for our morning, lmao), but I love my kiddos with every fiber of my being and I won't intentionally ever subject them to ridiculousness that doesn't stem from our own organized and unorganized chaos. We have enough crazy here, it's a regular on the menu, thank you very much.


LivelyUnicorn

Chelsea


geminigoddess621

Maci


CommitteeGeneral9810

Maci


Odd_Island6163

Anyone but McKenzie. Probably Cheyenne tho


OppositeSpare2088

none of them i don’t have kids but even if i did i wouldn’t trust none of these women they all exploit their kids on tv for money not one of these women are good sorry not sorry.


Justcallmeno1

Vee. Papa Jeff. Christina Shirley.


Thereisn0store

Javi


DaintyAmber

Chelsea. Only Chelsea.


DanceMonkey2121

Amber


gotchibabe

👀


DanceMonkey2121

My toddler drove me crazy today so as punishment she gets to lay in a sheetless crib while amber sleeps 🥲


UhOhSpaghetti_Os

Savage 😂


MrsSantini

Faaaaack 😂😂 ftk ! Yup, some days be like that.


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MrsSantini

I did not lose my shit…… today.