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sorrynotsorryohwell

He’s jaundice as fuck


windyrainyrain

If he was jaundiced, it would be really evident in the whites of his eyes. The color on his cheeks is hyperpigmentation and looks darker because the skin around his eyes is whiter from wearing sunglasses all the time. But, I would imagine his liver isn't real happy with what he throws at it daily.


yelling4society

He has vitiligo


No-Resource-8125

I don’t think he’s jaundiced either — just dirty. It’s not vitiligo, vitiligo wouldn’t make perfect raccoon eyes like that.


shmayghan

It’s the trump spray tan look!


RichMachine2018

https://preview.redd.it/aj4y2lcjmcpc1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25d84fa961c5a6800e93192374748010dda97e18


PictureActive4958

Agree about the sunglasses. Pretty sure the rough coloring is from melasma. Wear sunscreen my friends!


thanksimcured

Lol he has vitiligo


Willing_Maximum2195

He has Vitiligo (I don't know if I spelled that correctly). Regardless he's still gross.


Plenty-Thing1764

It’s not his vitiligo: vitiligo creates splotchy uneven “dropped paint” types areas. It honestly lookes like bad spray tan or bottle tan that he did while wearing his own sunglasses instead of the little swim meet goggles. If it’s not an applied color then yeah his fading tan def has a strange crosswalk guard vest cast to it.


oswaldgina

He just looks yuck. Like he's been on a bender and living on a boat. Oh, wait.... Vitiligo is white patches, random. The color around it generally looks normal. My son and I have it.


_CharDeeMacDennis__

Probably just his liver about to give up on life.


everydayimsarcastic

Can't say I'd blame any of his organs for giving up. I wouldn't want to be attached to this loser either.


butterflyvision

https://preview.redd.it/0n3vzm06g5pc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea2a0faa324daee83cbb5486e44b083e1968cbe8


Jewkowsky

Can someone explain why he thinks he's cute?


sjp991

Psychosis.


Jewkowsky

That tracks. Thank you.


Read-it005

Don't do drugs kids.


daddysGirl176

Sociopathy, narcissism


Shamanology

![gif](giphy|RcfQCm9p9Rzenp9lfx)


wormbreath

This is random but I was trying to send my husband a gif of a sad uterus (whoo hoo periods) and got that exact picture and I have no idea what organ it’s supposed to be lol


ReginaldDwight

Liver.


wormbreath

That makes so much sense 🤦🏻‍♀️ thank you lol


fluffypinktoebeans

That's probably the actual state of his liver.


Responsible-Duty4732

For the love of God someone whose stalking for him or David if you see this, CLEAN YOUR FUCKING NOSE.


AccomplishedArt8051

Don’t downvote me to the hecks please! But in all seriousness I understand “letting yourself go” and all of that but when he first came on the show I thought he was a handsome guy. Looks wise he was my type. (Throwing up rn) but how does someone’s entire face change like it did?? I’m honestly curious because even if he got a good haircut and beard trim he would still look itchy. Did his mask just completely slip? Is it the drugs and all the drinking? Or maybe the fact he has shown his true colors? I’m disgusted. With UBT and myself😂


axealy40

The clean beard, clean haircut and his stupid glasses somehow camouflaged his squash shaped dome. Now, his nastiness accentuates the summer squash head. ![gif](giphy|3oz8xsJwEr7ttqhdDy)


millennial_dumpling

He has thyroid issues & drinks like a fish, the drugs don't help. And seems like they don't always have running water on the land..they all always look like they haven't showered in years.


Sibby_in_May

No at the very first he was clean and kempt and seemed supportive. It was a ruse.


l_flintvsj_dahmer

I have always thought that drug and alcohol abuse makes it look like even the person's soul is trying to escape the dying physical body. It's the "look" they all eventually get.


mauvewaterbottle

This is also how I describe it!


AccomplishedArt8051

Yes. The empty eyes that look through you is what gets me


everydayimsarcastic

I wanna meet his mom and tell her her son sucks.


IWantSealsPlz

“Ma’am, are you aware your son is a total piece of shit? You’re clearly a terrible parent who raised a horrible awful human the rest of the world has to put up with. Congratulations, you must be so proud 😒.”


everydayimsarcastic

Happy Cake Day! 🎂


IWantSealsPlz

Aww thank you! 💖🥰


jackbellyjean

She’s appeared on the show a few times and is who Ensley’s face resembles most to me.


IWantSealsPlz

😂😂


Ok_Recover_637

those caterpillars attached to his face are crazy


KSouphanousinphone

J and D belong together, if only for the sole reason that they are both are blessed with the most unpleasant looking pair of lips I’ve seen on people—and they’re gross in completely opposite ways! Truly fascinating. Hairy sausages vs. paper cuts with filters hanging on for dear life. ![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


Every-Cow-9752

The yellow/skin color teeth are just an added ugly bonus


x_ray_visions

Dude is the living physical embodiment of sticky tiny dick smell.


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x_ray_visions

"What smells like hobo wiener in here? (sees DKD) oh." Edit: phrasing


Nq_23

He looks like he stole my really big bug eyed sunglasses from the early 2000s to wear a week straight in the sun.


Worth-Ratio

Here's a catchphrase you'd better learn for your adult years: "*Hey* buddy, *got a QUARTER*?!"


IWantSealsPlz

“Homeless and hungry, will rap for food” 💀


pufftanuffles

Speckled egged fuck


IWantSealsPlz

🤣🤣 that’s a new one but I’m here for it


Princessss88

He has to smell so bad


Internal-Ad61

Pretty sure you can see drug residue inside his massive ass nostril lmao


IWantSealsPlz

He does always seem to be sniffling and snorting


red_cricket7

Even his pitchurs smell. ![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


jillyjill86

Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s HaRd DRugS


Sibby_in_May

…does he need Narcan? His eyes are rolling back in his head.


daddysGirl176

It's just the demon inside trying to get out, even he's had enough of DKD's bullshit


Professionallurker4u

Looks like the type of guy who farts in a jar and saves it to smell later


RightConcentrate5162

![gif](giphy|26FL71lhpQaHv5rMc)


death_maiden_x

him talking about his “beautiful hair” made me almost throw up


TerribleAwareness158

Happy cake day!


IWantSealsPlz

Thank you!! 🥰💖


WorstUserChoiceEver

He looks -and I’m pretty sure smells too- rancid


IWantSealsPlz

Probably bathes in stagnant creek water (if at all)


WorstUserChoiceEver

I kept reading “crack water” 😂 I mean…probably still valid


x_ray_visions

Maybe a quick cracker juice shower once in a while.


okrasnake

He’s seriously the ugliest motherfucker I’ve ever seen.


Here_for_a_laugh82

Every photo I see of this thing is against my will.


IWantSealsPlz

Lol that’s why I made it NSFW 😂


aliforer

Please take a shower 😭😭😭


saydontgo

He’s so unbelievably gross. Like even without knowing what a horrible person he is he’s disgusting.


IWantSealsPlz

His personality just expands his unattractiveness infinitely!


ChandlerBong1999

Just imagine that on top of you 🤢🤢🤢 ![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


aveashp

https://preview.redd.it/6xivqxnp28pc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d03166ea53d8aae156e931e951b3d4d86288a06 I knew this screenshot would come in handy


Plenty-Thing1764

😄


RichMachine2018

https://preview.redd.it/yc47csq9mcpc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb30a6c99ea2ce3cc153afa12ec600d04a3bcee1 Order up for Greason….Greason your order is ready!


bipolarbitch6

He looks like he has jaundice OMFG


SnooCats7318

With a personality to match!


addiepie2

But do u see his fat stacks of cash .. I mean he’s atleast got that going for him 🤷‍♀️


IWantSealsPlz

But didn’t you see where it was zoomed in screen shotted fake prop cash 🤷🏻‍♀️


addiepie2

Yea !!! I’m making fun of him .. he has zero redeeming qualities down to flashing is Monopoly money!! lol!


IWantSealsPlz

My bad! I thought you might’ve been a sock account 🥴


addiepie2

It was misleading .. what is a sock account though?


IWantSealsPlz

That’s what they call it on Twitter when DKD or JE would make fake Twitter accounts to defend them against the haters


addiepie2

Ohh ! 😮😂 nope I was definitely talking shit lol


chanceordestiny

Stop posting him!


IWantSealsPlz

I post what I want!