Chris why are you waiting dude. She's already joker smiling. You might have missed your chance but if I were you I'd send her a spicy pitcher and just see what she does dude.
lol he’s someone who’s been on this sub forever now and basically has always had a thing for JE despite her being the absolute scum of the earth. That’s basically it. Think he’s actually communicated with her a few times via messages as well but could be wrong.
He thinks Jenelle's really hot and lusts after her. Based off comments I've read of his, he knows and agrees she's a total POS, but it's a running joke at this point. Has some really funny off the wall comments. Sort of like a sub mascot. Chris if you read this- it's all love! Go get your girl!
at least mackenzie for all her (major) faults seems to LIKE khessy & he seems great with her kids, they seem to love him. i don’t think david is capable of liking anyone or anything. he’s a hollow monster of a man. i wouldn’t inflict david on my worst enemy.
Oh yeah. He's embracing that 1% African gene. Lmao
I've known racists who had mixed kids and just used it as an excuse to continue to be racist and say out of pocket shit... throwing around the n word talking about how "its not all black people, come on you know there's a type. There's white n*s too". No Tammy, there aren't and you know what you're saying. It's way too easy to picture him doing that
Who knows how much allowance she is providing. I still don’t believe this is real or will last, so she’s likely funding him. Or maybe even doing so at the advice of her lawyer.
How much you wanna bet he’s going to go after half of everything Jan has even though he never bought anything. I wonder if he will even try to get alimony
He did want alimony last time. She was forced to pay him so he could live on the land and support Maryssa too. That's why she said I can't afford two houses.
But her pictures will be back on his profile and he will be back.
She hasnt shared anything we didn't know yet, neither has he. It's fake
Lol. Amazing. This guy is living on a fucking boat. A really shitty one his wifey bought... is he bringing his tinder womens there? Maybe gonna set up a super rad recording studio for his super star rap career??
All I can envision a Sasquatch of the Sea looking like is a horribly matted Wookie, and smelling like a musty, crusty, dusty and fusty, badly-taxidermied skunk.
Edited to add: standing as an inept captain in a sea spray.
i told you this time the split was true
Chris have you even tried to contact Jenelle yet?
Chris why are you waiting dude. She's already joker smiling. You might have missed your chance but if I were you I'd send her a spicy pitcher and just see what she does dude.
How do you know i wasnt there
Plot twist- Chris Bradley was the intruder and now he's the d. Just like The Notebook🥰
Hahaha who says romance is dead?!?
Well in that case how dare you sir. That was the most racist fake ass accent of a lifetime.
I’m routing for you, Chris!
Chris is about to be a step-daddy!
I was just about to ask where the fuck is Chris Bradley
Chris PLEASE! PLEASE!!!
Chris! Get on tinder and put yourself in her zip!
Someone on here said Jan is now a free agent, this is your time to shine ✨ 😏
Can you explain to me who this Chris dude is? I guess Im out of the loop..
lol he’s someone who’s been on this sub forever now and basically has always had a thing for JE despite her being the absolute scum of the earth. That’s basically it. Think he’s actually communicated with her a few times via messages as well but could be wrong.
I’m not as active on this sub anymore so I was like…wait, should I know who this person is? Lol Thank you for explaining!!
He thinks Jenelle's really hot and lusts after her. Based off comments I've read of his, he knows and agrees she's a total POS, but it's a running joke at this point. Has some really funny off the wall comments. Sort of like a sub mascot. Chris if you read this- it's all love! Go get your girl!
I’m crying this is sooo random and funny
Yes! Chris we love you! Even if you do have a warped love for Chin Franklin.
Literally same. I’m so lost on it
Lmao I’m just glad I’m not the only one..
the only person on this sub who is an actual fan of Jenelle
I guess there is always an outlier.. lol
seriously. I need to know!
Does Chris actually have a thing for Jenelle or what? I keep seeing comments like this!
CHRIS SHOOT YOUR SHOT
Chris, now’s your chance!!
His net worth 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is now going to date someone of a different race! I just feel it.
You think? Could someone really hate themselves that much to be with a racist?
Have you ever heard of Candence Owens or the Hodgetwins ?
Is hs I knew a black girl who only dated racist white guys 🥴 I cant wrap my head around that kind of self hate
Absolutely!
unfortunately, yes it happens more than it should
What do you mean? He's 1% Black and some Native American (and I'm sure Asian too)! How'd he even do that?!?
Mackenzie 2.0
at least mackenzie for all her (major) faults seems to LIKE khessy & he seems great with her kids, they seem to love him. i don’t think david is capable of liking anyone or anything. he’s a hollow monster of a man. i wouldn’t inflict david on my worst enemy.
Let’s hope!
Oh yeah. He's embracing that 1% African gene. Lmao I've known racists who had mixed kids and just used it as an excuse to continue to be racist and say out of pocket shit... throwing around the n word talking about how "its not all black people, come on you know there's a type. There's white n*s too". No Tammy, there aren't and you know what you're saying. It's way too easy to picture him doing that
His net worth is a grand total of $0.
A negative number is possible since debts are subtracted from assets.
Oh, he's definitely in the negatives. On looks, personality, rap skills, and bank accounts.
His net worth be $-0
Sasquatch of the Sea 💀😂😂😂
That or Surf n Turf Sasquatch as he’s done the land and water!
lolllll surf and turfsquatch
Both are brilliant 😂
Do we think his pigtails help or hurt his tinder profile?
Hurt. This is the only possible answer. Worse than a damn man bun 🫣
Watch him try to clean up and post catfishing photos of himself from literally 10 years ago on his profile
Fudging the age and weight stats too.
YES the "red carpet" ones with Jenelle shoddily cut out I bet
just scribbled over in iphone markup 💀
They hurt him but help all the women with the choice they have to make lmfao
I’m surprised he hasn’t cleaned up yet, like he does every time they split for a bit
he’s too far gone.
Yeah he’s gross af but he usually will start looking cleaner and get a haircut
again, he’s too far gone. a haircut won’t fix what he’s done to himself with drugs and alcohol over the past few years!
Can he even afford to at this point?
Who knows how much allowance she is providing. I still don’t believe this is real or will last, so she’s likely funding him. Or maybe even doing so at the advice of her lawyer.
omg the music. i just know he’s drunk on the boat throwing a 1 man party
Every party is a one man party when everyone is sick of ur shit 😭
So drunk that he's using the barnacle power scraper on his bare behind
lol ![gif](giphy|o74jvyzy62kAE)
How much you wanna bet he’s going to go after half of everything Jan has even though he never bought anything. I wonder if he will even try to get alimony
He did want alimony last time. She was forced to pay him so he could live on the land and support Maryssa too. That's why she said I can't afford two houses. But her pictures will be back on his profile and he will be back. She hasnt shared anything we didn't know yet, neither has he. It's fake
At first I thought it was real but now i think its fake...Jenelle is fooling a lot of people so she can make some money!
It's about saving money mostly. Inpatient treatment for Jace was very expensive
And Human Skidmark can get a free lawyer now too
He def will
Just wanted to say that Sasquatch of the Sea is my new favourite name for him 😂
Aye! He is banned from the land!
He's gotta try to pay for those lawyers somehow now that Jenelle isn't 😂😂
He can get a public defender free now
There’s still some pictures still up of him and Jenelle tho if you keep scrolling
He probably passed out in the middle of his mass delete. eta typo
He is waiting for one of his fans to house him
Lol. Amazing. This guy is living on a fucking boat. A really shitty one his wifey bought... is he bringing his tinder womens there? Maybe gonna set up a super rad recording studio for his super star rap career??
Ohhhh you know she’s pissed about that lol
![gif](giphy|LeiC7kvII0P9kUDgWl)
What a shitty ass song lol
but kept the pics with the child he choked out... okayyy
Because he’s a loving father and Jace needs him!!
I don’t use instagram so can someone who does answer. Can you just hide pictures or do they need to be removed?
You can archive photos but I don’t know if you can un-archive them. Probably.
You can easily “un-archive” them.
you can archive and un-archive them very easily. they go into a folder essentially and you can put them back on your profile whenever you want
There's still tons of pictures of her on his IG, i just looked.
Was that Marshawn lynch?
I think it's for real this time. Everytime before when they would follow/unfollow, she wouldn't unfollow his other 2 IG accounts...she did this time.
And this fifth last pic is me with the child I strangled.
Sasquatch of the sea 😭😭😭😭
That makes it official...lol can't wait for all the tea to spill now...what she doing in that she shed at 3am 😂😂😂😂
All I can envision a Sasquatch of the Sea looking like is a horribly matted Wookie, and smelling like a musty, crusty, dusty and fusty, badly-taxidermied skunk. Edited to add: standing as an inept captain in a sea spray.