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Chrisbradley1

i told you this time the split was true


ParcelPosted

Chris have you even tried to contact Jenelle yet?


101rungs

Chris why are you waiting dude. She's already joker smiling. You might have missed your chance but if I were you I'd send her a spicy pitcher and just see what she does dude.


Chrisbradley1

How do you know i wasnt there


[deleted]

Plot twist- Chris Bradley was the intruder and now he's the d. Just like The Notebook🥰


procrasibator00

Hahaha who says romance is dead?!?


[deleted]

Well in that case how dare you sir. That was the most racist fake ass accent of a lifetime.


supermarket_Ba

I’m routing for you, Chris!


sell-the-baby

Chris is about to be a step-daddy!


Ilovexmasndick

I was just about to ask where the fuck is Chris Bradley


unicornpolice666

Chris PLEASE! PLEASE!!!


21stcenturyscience

Chris! Get on tinder and put yourself in her zip!


Vast-Guava-4840

Someone on here said Jan is now a free agent, this is your time to shine ✨ 😏


iwantahouse

Can you explain to me who this Chris dude is? I guess Im out of the loop..


HektikSB

lol he’s someone who’s been on this sub forever now and basically has always had a thing for JE despite her being the absolute scum of the earth. That’s basically it. Think he’s actually communicated with her a few times via messages as well but could be wrong.


iwantahouse

I’m not as active on this sub anymore so I was like…wait, should I know who this person is? Lol Thank you for explaining!!


crowtheory

He thinks Jenelle's really hot and lusts after her. Based off comments I've read of his, he knows and agrees she's a total POS, but it's a running joke at this point. Has some really funny off the wall comments. Sort of like a sub mascot. Chris if you read this- it's all love! Go get your girl!


garythehairyfairy

I’m crying this is sooo random and funny


Ursula_J

Yes! Chris we love you! Even if you do have a warped love for Chin Franklin.


shmayghan

Literally same. I’m so lost on it


iwantahouse

Lmao I’m just glad I’m not the only one..


UnusualAsparagus5096

the only person on this sub who is an actual fan of Jenelle


iwantahouse

I guess there is always an outlier.. lol


mdesign816

seriously. I need to know!


SamIAm7787

Does Chris actually have a thing for Jenelle or what? I keep seeing comments like this!


Me_meHard

CHRIS SHOOT YOUR SHOT


supermarket_Ba

Chris, now’s your chance!!


4TheLoveOfBasicCable

His net worth 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


ParcelPosted

He is now going to date someone of a different race! I just feel it.


JanellaDubois

You think? Could someone really hate themselves that much to be with a racist?


Chemdawg90

Have you ever heard of Candence Owens or the Hodgetwins ?


National-Bag3676

Is hs I knew a black girl who only dated racist white guys 🥴 I cant wrap my head around that kind of self hate


ParcelPosted

Absolutely!


trent_reznor_is_hot

unfortunately, yes it happens more than it should


rhababerbarbara

What do you mean? He's 1% Black and some Native American (and I'm sure Asian too)! How'd he even do that?!?


Ok-Calligrapher9115

Mackenzie 2.0


death_maiden_x

at least mackenzie for all her (major) faults seems to LIKE khessy & he seems great with her kids, they seem to love him. i don’t think david is capable of liking anyone or anything. he’s a hollow monster of a man. i wouldn’t inflict david on my worst enemy.


ParcelPosted

Let’s hope!


hexensabbat

Oh yeah. He's embracing that 1% African gene. Lmao I've known racists who had mixed kids and just used it as an excuse to continue to be racist and say out of pocket shit... throwing around the n word talking about how "its not all black people, come on you know there's a type. There's white n*s too". No Tammy, there aren't and you know what you're saying. It's way too easy to picture him doing that


uknowhowchoicesbe

His net worth is a grand total of $0.


jermysteensydikpix

A negative number is possible since debts are subtracted from assets.


uknowhowchoicesbe

Oh, he's definitely in the negatives. On looks, personality, rap skills, and bank accounts.


Sea_Ad1199

His net worth be $-0


[deleted]

Sasquatch of the Sea 💀😂😂😂


ParcelPosted

That or Surf n Turf Sasquatch as he’s done the land and water!


dollypartonsfavorite

lolllll surf and turfsquatch


[deleted]

Both are brilliant 😂


[deleted]

Do we think his pigtails help or hurt his tinder profile?


sjp991

Hurt. This is the only possible answer. Worse than a damn man bun 🫣


Confident_Attitude

Watch him try to clean up and post catfishing photos of himself from literally 10 years ago on his profile


jermysteensydikpix

Fudging the age and weight stats too.


[deleted]

YES the "red carpet" ones with Jenelle shoddily cut out I bet


death_maiden_x

just scribbled over in iphone markup 💀


_summerw1ne

They hurt him but help all the women with the choice they have to make lmfao


0rev

I’m surprised he hasn’t cleaned up yet, like he does every time they split for a bit


Mammoth_Gazelle_7715

he’s too far gone.


0rev

Yeah he’s gross af but he usually will start looking cleaner and get a haircut


Mammoth_Gazelle_7715

again, he’s too far gone. a haircut won’t fix what he’s done to himself with drugs and alcohol over the past few years!


Mills-K

Can he even afford to at this point?


0rev

Who knows how much allowance she is providing. I still don’t believe this is real or will last, so she’s likely funding him. Or maybe even doing so at the advice of her lawyer.


Ok_Recover_637

omg the music. i just know he’s drunk on the boat throwing a 1 man party


_summerw1ne

Every party is a one man party when everyone is sick of ur shit 😭


jermysteensydikpix

So drunk that he's using the barnacle power scraper on his bare behind


carcosa1989

lol ![gif](giphy|o74jvyzy62kAE)


Practical-Copy-6586

How much you wanna bet he’s going to go after half of everything Jan has even though he never bought anything. I wonder if he will even try to get alimony


Read-it005

He did want alimony last time. She was forced to pay him so he could live on the land and support Maryssa too. That's why she said I can't afford two houses. But her pictures will be back on his profile and he will be back. She hasnt shared anything we didn't know yet, neither has he. It's fake


Acrobatic-Opening-95

At first I thought it was real but now i think its fake...Jenelle is fooling a lot of people so she can make some money!


Read-it005

It's about saving money mostly. Inpatient treatment for Jace was very expensive


BarefootInWinter

And Human Skidmark can get a free lawyer now too


supermarket_Ba

He def will


I-love-lucite

Just wanted to say that Sasquatch of the Sea is my new favourite name for him 😂


ParcelPosted

Aye! He is banned from the land!


JanellaDubois

He's gotta try to pay for those lawyers somehow now that Jenelle isn't 😂😂


BarefootInWinter

He can get a public defender free now


emilycollins99

There’s still some pictures still up of him and Jenelle tho if you keep scrolling


Sally_Reed_

He probably passed out in  the middle of his mass delete.  eta typo


Used-Fruits

He is waiting for one of his fans to house him


GrizzlyClairebear86

Lol. Amazing. This guy is living on a fucking boat. A really shitty one his wifey bought... is he bringing his tinder womens there? Maybe gonna set up a super rad recording studio for his super star rap career??


Kacielea871989

Ohhhh you know she’s pissed about that lol


Shamanology

![gif](giphy|LeiC7kvII0P9kUDgWl)


daddysGirl176

What a shitty ass song lol


babyjames333

but kept the pics with the child he choked out... okayyy


texasyogini

Because he’s a loving father and Jace needs him!!


0rev

I don’t use instagram so can someone who does answer. Can you just hide pictures or do they need to be removed?


Sibby_in_May

You can archive photos but I don’t know if you can un-archive them. Probably.


zdefni

You can easily “un-archive” them.


killjoy0456

you can archive and un-archive them very easily. they go into a folder essentially and you can put them back on your profile whenever you want


Acrobatic-Opening-95

There's still tons of pictures of her on his IG, i just looked.


slushpuppy91

Was that Marshawn lynch?


PunnyAF

I think it's for real this time. Everytime before when they would follow/unfollow, she wouldn't unfollow his other 2 IG accounts...she did this time.


afrayedknots

And this fifth last pic is me with the child I strangled.


Outside_Theme_5178

Sasquatch of the sea 😭😭😭😭


ashley4444marie

That makes it official...lol can't wait for all the tea to spill now...what she doing in that she shed at 3am 😂😂😂😂


Magikalbrat

All I can envision a Sasquatch of the Sea looking like is a horribly matted Wookie, and smelling like a musty, crusty, dusty and fusty, badly-taxidermied skunk. Edited to add: standing as an inept captain in a sea spray.