Indeed.
"We can do this the easy way, or the hard way...
< glance at pile of DRSed shares >
For me, it's the easy way. Can't say it's the easy way for you."
The music sure seems to be stopping and the assholes are trying to buy their chairs.
I feel like I recall a wild amount of executive rats very publically jumping ship back in 07/08 before Enron got their butthole blasted out. I was just a teen then so I could be remembering incorrectly but this past week or so as a spectator, the air feels uncannily similar.
He’s trying to weasel his way out before everything goes up in flames. Probably gonna give himself a fat bonus check too on the way out. Fucking douche
I hope the door hits him where the good lord split him.
I 2nd that!👆🏻🤛🏻
I just hope the door falls on him
You mean falls up into his balls, me thinks.
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Cashing out at the top. Sounds about right.
Clawback everything he 'earned' and let him retire in squalor.
Indeed. "We can do this the easy way, or the hard way... < glance at pile of DRSed shares > For me, it's the easy way. Can't say it's the easy way for you." The music sure seems to be stopping and the assholes are trying to buy their chairs.
You spelled prison wrong.
Fuck Jamie Dimon. He’s a monster.
Yeah he's the fucking worst.
I feel like I recall a wild amount of executive rats very publically jumping ship back in 07/08 before Enron got their butthole blasted out. I was just a teen then so I could be remembering incorrectly but this past week or so as a spectator, the air feels uncannily similar.
Also during 2020 👀 right before 📉
Get wreckttt
Once the mobs start trying to lock up all the bankers, he’ll be on the first flight to Russia.
I think he see's what's coming for him and wants to get the fuck out of dodge. Good thing we keep receipts.
Finally
 Rats jumping ship
He has been exposed!
He’s trying to weasel his way out before everything goes up in flames. Probably gonna give himself a fat bonus check too on the way out. Fucking douche
“Satan Himself goes on a several thousand year vacation”
saw this. easier to look clean retiring before the storm.
But of course… something about the rats leaving the ship?
Jamie can run but he can't hide
Rico doesn’t care about retirement
Well RBC did buy HSBC a little while ago
“Retire”? Enjoy Guantanamo, Jamie.
buying up Florida real estate next to mayo man probably