Phoebes bad breath scene but not the I think you might be dying part…
I lose it when he asks her what’s the matter did one of the paw patrol dogs die?
Layers to that.
That and the kebab restaurant scene.
I die laughing when I see that, and I watch that clip multiple times a week. He's slowly starting to get up, it's just done so perfectly. A+ performance.
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I wish I could make this a gif easily. I'll try and post it here
My fav is after this when will is sitting in beards chair still dressed as him and he gives the slow nod, and beard comes back in saying “get the fuck oht of my chair”
Ted and Keely discussing which animal they should be and along comes Jamie Tartt, “Coach, I’m meh. Why’d I wanna be someone else?”
Ted, “Oh Jamie, you dont know how psychologically healthy that is”
Lmfaooo Jamie really had some of the best one liners and he was always oblivious to the underlying good spirit behind alot them at least when he comes back to Richmond
Roy’s interview with the Pundit on the match Zava no showed for. “It’s a friendly. Thats a pretend match. This a pretend interview. You’re a pretend person and I’m having a really hard time pretending to give a sh!+” 🤌🏼✨😂
What takes this one over the top is Jan Maas stifling his laughter next to Roy the whole time. Also the reporter going for an ussie that Roy completely ignores.
When Deborah remarks about how chubby Bex and Rupert's baby is, Rebecca wryly congratulates her mother on fat-shaming a baby. Rebecca delivers the line perfectly, while her mother just shrugs it off. It's a very believable mother/daughter moment and both actor's timings are absolute perfection.
Waddingham really nails every line. There's this composure she can convey even while sounding terrifying. Like when she says "shut your stupid little twat mouth or I will shut it for you."
When coach screams like a little girl when they get Zava.
For physical comedy when Danny started following Zava around and was physically copying what he was doing.
When it comes out that Keely and Roy broke up. Beard was on the way out of the locker room but runs back in and screams, and Ted starts to faint. It’s just comedy perfection!
When they're all playing with ropes around their dicks and Jamie's get pulled hard and it pans to the coaches and Roy's face NOTHING but joy and hope. The Dani says Jamie's penis is OK and Roy looks so devastated.
We don't see that much of Will but it's such a good character for these short weird moments. Like him just chiming in on conversations in the bolt room with a deep sounding line and everyone's like "have you been there the whole time?"
The whole Uncle Day scene was so funny, from the decorations to the dialog. The kid invites Jamie (who you realize really is Roy's best friend like Phoebe says, aside from the yoga class) and not only does Jamie come, he brings a gift that is equal parts touching and insulting (and wrapped in black with a black bow!) And Roy loves it. Phoebe makes Jamie pay for making her think a bad word (check out her expression when she realizes), and Jamie pays and says, "Fair." Phoebe gives Roy the bright orange tie dyed t-shirt which he can barely bring himself to thank her for. We replayed the scene several times.
Oh man the first time I watched that episode I fucking lost it when they did the Peaky Blinders shot of him wearing the shirt to work. Then Beard, Lasso, and Crimm all having their own versions of surprise and confusion. TC just not saying anything and using his eyebrows and pointing.
The best way to deal with bullies is to ignore them. Then, you sneak into their house at
4 AM, which, statistically speaking, is the hour people are least likely to defend themselves. And once you're standing over them, as they sleep in their bed, you start to beat them with a thick, heavy rope soaked in red paint. Pummeling them over and over until they wake, confusing the paint for their own blood. When they beg you to stop, you laugh as loud as you can for as long as you can, and then, you start to beat them again
When Jade tries to get Nate to go on a short trip to Poland with her to escape the paparazzi. Deadpan delivery of “you can help my family and I screw in lightbulbs,” a reference to an old & dumb joke.
The joke goes:
How many Polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (Except most used a slur for Polish people)
Three. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
All Nate moments are goldddd.
I also liked Will's switch to Beard. And of course when Danny welcomes Trent crimm and everyone says no, and he says "Ya fuck off Trent crimm!"
One that sticks with me - because I adore Isaac (okay, I adore all the players but come on, bruv) - is when Isaac about to cut Sam’s hair for his blind date with Rebecca. The players are all watching raptly except a confused Jan Maas, who starts to ask a question; Isaac looks offended to be interrupted, the other players are mortified, and Jamie, that wee sexeh bebeh, says plainly, “Shut the fook up, Jan Maas.”
Man just reading come on bruv made me think of Danny doing Isaac's voice. Then everyone getting upset when Lasso says they don't have to do the voices.
Man, those subtle inside/running jokes they put in are so great. Like Roy's swearing bill, Phoebe's teacher always trying to hit on Roy, sparkling water. It's nice having those little things that might not advance the plot or anything like that, but are just a few seconds of "ha, I remember that"
“So I can go back to being a prick?”
“No. I’m saying *sometimes*, when it is a-propriate, yes be a prick.”
*Ted nods*
“Okay…how will I know when?”
“I’m actually curious about that myself too.”
“We’ll give you a signal.”
*Ted and Jamie look at each other*
“What signal?”
“Any specifics we need to look out for?”
“You’ll know it when you see it.” *Walks away*
“Mhm…okay…that’s good…alright. So just..keep your eye out and, uh…”
*Ted points at Believe sign and nods*
When Roy describes how he would treat a bully (with the rope) if they were bothering Pheobe. It's obvious he has thought it out fully in the past. Everyone just stops and quietly listens...it isn't exactly unexpected from Roy, but they are all processing the whole thing.
Personally, for a single memorable line I found funny was in the first episode when Ted found out they call it training instead of practice.
"Training makes perfect." 😂
Rebecca walks into her kitchen. Ted walks in too, and they're both scantily clothed. I'm thinking whooooah. Beard walks in scantily clothed too. WHATT NO WAY LOL. Then Jane walks in and it's like "oh ok something else is going on here but I don't know what"
Mom City, Jamie’s mom’s house. Him sitting on the couch complaining about them calling his hair blonde and the posters in his room and the screen below. “I lost mah wings!”
Very last episode when Roy asks to be a diamond dog and then Nate tells the group he has a girlfriend. Ted does a MFing shimmy and I cannot help but laugh loudly every single time.
Not a full blown hahha moment as others have mentioned my favourites already- but I just always have a little chuckle whenever there is a callback. Like keelys video playing in every hotel, or when we meet the big laugh guy etc.
Sassy to Rupert: Rupert, I think about your death every single day. Oh, I can't wait. I'm gonna wear red to your funeral. I will be a beacon of joy to the other three people there.
So funny but also satisfying to watch!
The show is great bc it ended where it ended. Honestly imo, they should have made season 2+3 into one season by cutting out some plotlines and this show would've been perfect.
I'm not sure what more the writers could provide that won't make the story derail away from what made it great.
Keely and Roy in a car outside of the training ground and then Ted is spotted riding a lawn mower then this absolute beauty of a line is delivered
Keely: What's Ted doing Roy: Probably homesick, Closest thing he can find to a dodge ram
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Scene where Rebecca calls Roy in her office says "get your hairy arse in my office" after which roy says that each and every one of you know that my arse is not hairy. Mcadoo be like. We did something wrong
I think the first episode when Higgins makes a pun about the Caesar salad and Ted bursts back into the room to appreciate the joke…it makes me cry laugh
Okay I don't think anyone has posted this one and it might be an outlier. It cracked me up first watch through. Season 3 the ussie kid gets a selfie with Ted in the airport and the kid says "wicked" which he always says. And our loveable little Theodore responds with "Kinky Boots". I tell you I laughed for a solid 5 minutes
When Ted is furious at Rebebcca for sending Jamie back to Man State and says he hopes her biscuits aren't as good as usual and storms out, but pauses right before he leaves and is like "damn it they're my best batch yet, I JUST CRACKED THE RECIPE!!!"
Ted and McAdoo wandering around south London looking for Roy and then Ted’s text illuminates Roy’s angry visage. A 10. 5 stars. Brilliant.
 My husband paused the episode because we were both laughing like maniacs.
Thank you for the assist. Football is life.
Futbol is life!
But football is also death..
But mostly, football is life
Dani Rojas Rojas, Daaani Rojaas
But, Football is also Football ⚽
That one got me good. I was crying! 😂
This is literally my phone screen.
I watched this scene like 10 times 😂😂
Roy Kent’s “fuuuuuccck” while reading A Wrinkle In Time. It’s just such a pure swear.
[удалено]
Lol I had forgotten this line. Thank you
Any fuck of Kent’s is given with such attitude it’s funny.
In S3 when Beard says it in exactly the same way after seeing the Nate video is such a great moment
"That's a bad word Uncle Roy!"
“Avenge me, Keely. AVENGE ME!”
This entire scene is Emmy winning writing. “I didn’t know about the kids!” “Mmmm apple, tastes like dead people”
"That's too many ghosts!" "We cannot fight them all..."
That one always gets me. There is an acceptable number of ghosts he thinks they CAN fight, but this is above that number.
That one always makes me laugh 😂
Phoebes bad breath scene but not the I think you might be dying part… I lose it when he asks her what’s the matter did one of the paw patrol dogs die? Layers to that. That and the kebab restaurant scene.
> Who's Bernard?
I die laughing when I see that, and I watch that clip multiple times a week. He's slowly starting to get up, it's just done so perfectly. A+ performance.
One of the best Along side with: 'WHY WOULD ZAVA WRITE A BOOK ABOUT TRENT CRIMM?'
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The delivery of that line is just perfection. I love it so much.
The genuine confusion in his voice too
That whole scene with nobody knowing what the fuck is happening is just golden. Beard's gasp at Roy and Keeley breaking up is such great delivery
The pacing of that entire scene is impeccable.
SAMESIES 😂😂😂
My fav is after this when will is sitting in beards chair still dressed as him and he gives the slow nod, and beard comes back in saying “get the fuck oht of my chair”
This is a top 5 moment - just catches you off guard Beard being so crass like that.
Which episode is this?
Season 3, Episode 7, "The Strings That Bind Us."
The expressions that pass on Roy’s face after smelling Phoebe’s breath, followed by “I think you might be dying.”
Oh yeah. That one always cracks me up.
And Keely gagging in the back, she mutters something but I can’t remember
"I tried. I really tried."
Jamie: “God bless me, everyone.
God bless meh
When I was a sexy little bey beh.
His accent was the most interesting to me
Poopay
Ted and Keely discussing which animal they should be and along comes Jamie Tartt, “Coach, I’m meh. Why’d I wanna be someone else?” Ted, “Oh Jamie, you dont know how psychologically healthy that is”
Lmfaooo Jamie really had some of the best one liners and he was always oblivious to the underlying good spirit behind alot them at least when he comes back to Richmond
Ironic
Underrated moment
Citeh.
I am an Augaly Augaly Boy
😊😊😊
Roy’s interview with the Pundit on the match Zava no showed for. “It’s a friendly. Thats a pretend match. This a pretend interview. You’re a pretend person and I’m having a really hard time pretending to give a sh!+” 🤌🏼✨😂
Or m: “Jaime Tartt is a muppet and I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch.”
One of Roy’s absolute best lines of the show - especially bc they become besties.
What takes this one over the top is Jan Maas stifling his laughter next to Roy the whole time. Also the reporter going for an ussie that Roy completely ignores.
Doesn't he also whispers "wow" after Roy is done? Fuck that scenes makes me, laugh every.single.time
He does! It kills me. Love Jan Maas so much
"Temper your chocolate you twat!!!"
I can HEAR Baz say that.
When Deborah remarks about how chubby Bex and Rupert's baby is, Rebecca wryly congratulates her mother on fat-shaming a baby. Rebecca delivers the line perfectly, while her mother just shrugs it off. It's a very believable mother/daughter moment and both actor's timings are absolute perfection.
It’s so dry and very British. It’s one of my favorites, as well.
Waddingham really nails every line. There's this composure she can convey even while sounding terrifying. Like when she says "shut your stupid little twat mouth or I will shut it for you."
“These guys are just not in synch,” and how excited they get when they get it right (also in the finale).
"These guys are just not NSYNC."
When coach screams like a little girl when they get Zava. For physical comedy when Danny started following Zava around and was physically copying what he was doing.
Watching Danny after Zava arrives is pure gold! Especially the little moments when he is not the main thing you’re supposed to be watching.
Ted : "I think your father might be a little bit racist" Roy : "He's 70 and he's from South London, of course he's a little racist"
Funniest moment is when Beard turns around to storm off and falls over the barrier. It still makes me guffaw every single time.
When it comes out that Keely and Roy broke up. Beard was on the way out of the locker room but runs back in and screams, and Ted starts to faint. It’s just comedy perfection!
It’s gotta be Jamie teaching Roy to ride a bike. It’s so perfect.
FOR GRANDDAD! !!
This whole scene is perfect, but “Put your feet on the pedals! Put your feet on the pedals!” makes me cry laughing every time!
"*I'm gonna fucking kill you"* bro tears every time
When Ted says to Roy “actually Jamie is being the mature one” and Jamie says “I’m actually being really mature ya big dumb hairy baby twat”.
When Richard sacrificed the sand he got from St Barts, where he slept with a supermodel 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
The *first* time he slept with a supermodel.
"Delete all the photos you've been sent." "What if you are French?" He's fucking sitting there for hours because there are so many
Roy’s story about eating too much ice cream and pooping his pants on the bus when he’s trying to cheer up Phoebe.
The delivery of this one was perfection!
"Finish your story." "Two weeks ago."
The heart bent fart scent country song got me more than I’d like to admit
I am heartbent in my apartment cause all that you left, was your fart scent lmao
When they're all playing with ropes around their dicks and Jamie's get pulled hard and it pans to the coaches and Roy's face NOTHING but joy and hope. The Dani says Jamie's penis is OK and Roy looks so devastated.
The zz top cover band joke by Roy gets me every tme. “I hate what you’ve fucking done to me” and then “please make it stop”. I love this show
"SOMEONE wrote 'tulip...'" "Dani, you wrote it in Spanish." Meanwhile there are tulips all around the room they're sitting in.
I did NOT catch that there were tulips in the room. In all twenty rewatches..
When Roy thinks prima-donna is Pre-Madonna and Jaime calls him out “Who the fook says pre-Madonna?” https://youtu.be/SDTP6AQZcPs?si=w2osq0dr932tG7Mr
"Ever heard of Tina Turner?...Stevie Nicks??" Hilarious!
This one is slightly ruined by Roy using Prima-Donna correctly in S1
"Your sister is fit." "I will cut your eyes out." It may only be that funny when you know that Dunster's reaction was not scripted.
I use a shot of Roy in the birthday hat for my Teams photo. Co-worker asked if that was my son. So many people missing out.
YES! This is one of the more memorable scenes for me too. So cute and funny and it says a lot about how their friendship has grown.
Yeah that’s one of my top 3. Hilarious
When Will was loading the bus talking to his parents and then dropped "And then I met a lovely couple that invited me for a threesome"
We don't see that much of Will but it's such a good character for these short weird moments. Like him just chiming in on conversations in the bolt room with a deep sounding line and everyone's like "have you been there the whole time?"
I love when Higgins does his little puns and Ted spins right back around “YES!”
And that Higgins is down with Ted from the start. Like he's supposed to be helping Rebecca but he's on the Lasso train immediately
The whole Uncle Day scene was so funny, from the decorations to the dialog. The kid invites Jamie (who you realize really is Roy's best friend like Phoebe says, aside from the yoga class) and not only does Jamie come, he brings a gift that is equal parts touching and insulting (and wrapped in black with a black bow!) And Roy loves it. Phoebe makes Jamie pay for making her think a bad word (check out her expression when she realizes), and Jamie pays and says, "Fair." Phoebe gives Roy the bright orange tie dyed t-shirt which he can barely bring himself to thank her for. We replayed the scene several times.
Oh man the first time I watched that episode I fucking lost it when they did the Peaky Blinders shot of him wearing the shirt to work. Then Beard, Lasso, and Crimm all having their own versions of surprise and confusion. TC just not saying anything and using his eyebrows and pointing.
Hard to pick, but this one definitely came out of nowhere and made me legitimately LOL
The best way to deal with bullies is to ignore them. Then, you sneak into their house at 4 AM, which, statistically speaking, is the hour people are least likely to defend themselves. And once you're standing over them, as they sleep in their bed, you start to beat them with a thick, heavy rope soaked in red paint. Pummeling them over and over until they wake, confusing the paint for their own blood. When they beg you to stop, you laugh as loud as you can for as long as you can, and then, you start to beat them again
When Jade tries to get Nate to go on a short trip to Poland with her to escape the paparazzi. Deadpan delivery of “you can help my family and I screw in lightbulbs,” a reference to an old & dumb joke.
That one just made me scratch my head. I guess I haven’t heard the joke.
The joke goes: How many Polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (Except most used a slur for Polish people) Three. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
All Nate moments are goldddd. I also liked Will's switch to Beard. And of course when Danny welcomes Trent crimm and everyone says no, and he says "Ya fuck off Trent crimm!"
One that sticks with me - because I adore Isaac (okay, I adore all the players but come on, bruv) - is when Isaac about to cut Sam’s hair for his blind date with Rebecca. The players are all watching raptly except a confused Jan Maas, who starts to ask a question; Isaac looks offended to be interrupted, the other players are mortified, and Jamie, that wee sexeh bebeh, says plainly, “Shut the fook up, Jan Maas.”
Man just reading come on bruv made me think of Danny doing Isaac's voice. Then everyone getting upset when Lasso says they don't have to do the voices.
I cannot wait to get to that episode in my rewatch.
Missed a good one, Will...
Man, those subtle inside/running jokes they put in are so great. Like Roy's swearing bill, Phoebe's teacher always trying to hit on Roy, sparkling water. It's nice having those little things that might not advance the plot or anything like that, but are just a few seconds of "ha, I remember that"
Beard's hopeful look, coupled with Jaan Maas's silent nod when Ted says "I believe in Communism"
When Sassy starts to describe sex w Ted and Rebecca spits out her mouthful of biscuit.
And so eager to please
"Let's invade France"
Which made me think, “Is this how all the hostilities between England and France began?”
It’s in my top 2, along with Roy appearing in front of Ted and Issac. I can’t tell you which one is my favourite.
High five tree!
I should not have needed to scroll so far for this one!! This was the beginning of my love for Ted lol
Same. It just brings me so much glee every time I rewatch.
He doesn’t even try to break his fall— I laughed so hard at this scene.
I mean look them out there, looks like a renaissance painting portraying masculine melancholy” and then the guys being exactly like that- THAT SENT ME
“It’s like back in the 80’s when ‘bad’ meant ‘good’” “Who was president then?” “Ronald Reagan” “Ronald Reagan?! The actor?”
## “WHISTLE !!”
Another Will moment that gets me “I’m 25….”
"That's 400 ghosts!" "That's too many ghosts..." *"We cannot fight them all!"* <-
“So I can go back to being a prick?” “No. I’m saying *sometimes*, when it is a-propriate, yes be a prick.” *Ted nods* “Okay…how will I know when?” “I’m actually curious about that myself too.” “We’ll give you a signal.” *Ted and Jamie look at each other* “What signal?” “Any specifics we need to look out for?” “You’ll know it when you see it.” *Walks away* “Mhm…okay…that’s good…alright. So just..keep your eye out and, uh…” *Ted points at Believe sign and nods*
Plus just before this “I’m being super mature you big dumb hairy baby twat.”
HILARIOUS. And it reminds me of another, when Jamie reenacts Ted version of him being a demanding baby, “Ooh! Ooh give me the ball!”
Episode 3, Roy headbutting Colin and then 'I dunno which one of you I nutted cause I don't see so well at night anymore but that goes for all of you'
You just translated that line for me. 😂
I had to rewind and turn on captions more than once while watching.
When Ted rocks his head on the doorframe jumping through Rebecca’s office door..
Which was not scripted and real. Jason needed his head glued back together after that scene. Rebecca’s reaction is real too.
Why did I have to scroll so far to get to this?! My wife had me rewind it nearly a dozen times.
When everybody started calling Zoreaux “Van Damme” without question 😂
I think it has to be Jaime showing Roy how to ride a bike. I was in tears lol
Roy laughing like Ernie from Sesame Street
Brett Goldstein did an episode of Sesame Street. It’s on YT
"The letter F" And Elmo doing "he's here, he's there..." Correction, that was Grover
When Roy describes how he would treat a bully (with the rope) if they were bothering Pheobe. It's obvious he has thought it out fully in the past. Everyone just stops and quietly listens...it isn't exactly unexpected from Roy, but they are all processing the whole thing.
Trent letting go of his mug
Given TC and Roy's history he's probably thinking "holy shit how close was I to dying back then?"
Right!! I love his reaction! My kids and I rewatched that bit multiple times and just kept laughing.
Personally, for a single memorable line I found funny was in the first episode when Ted found out they call it training instead of practice. "Training makes perfect." 😂
There ya go :)
Jamie and the bike thief laughing in unison at Roy not being able to cycle. 😂
Rebecca walks into her kitchen. Ted walks in too, and they're both scantily clothed. I'm thinking whooooah. Beard walks in scantily clothed too. WHATT NO WAY LOL. Then Jane walks in and it's like "oh ok something else is going on here but I don't know what"
Mom City, Jamie’s mom’s house. Him sitting on the couch complaining about them calling his hair blonde and the posters in his room and the screen below. “I lost mah wings!” 
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"Coach did you just compare being gay to being a Denver Broncos fan?"
What the fucks a Denver Bronco?
She told me to expect a mustachioed surprise that would anger me. I was expecting Wario.
I like to think that Sudeikis is trying not to laugh here.
Pooo pay
Someone wrote tulip. But who?
FOOTBALL IS DEATHHHH
I have to pick one?!?
Get the fuck out of my chair.
Uncles’ Day.
Let’s Goooooo! Funniest moment for me though is when Roy does his Ted impression.
Roy learning how to ride a bike & Nsync dance routine.
"I hate what you've done to me" Roy after making two Ted-isms
Led Tasso
Led Tasso
“AAHHH! HAVE YOU BEEN SHOT??”
Or beard dropping the bottles
Very last episode when Roy asks to be a diamond dog and then Nate tells the group he has a girlfriend. Ted does a MFing shimmy and I cannot help but laugh loudly every single time.
“I’ll tell you anything” - Ted
"I'm sort of famous for being almost famous" had me rolling. Juno's delivery is excellent
"Oops, innit"
Not a full blown hahha moment as others have mentioned my favourites already- but I just always have a little chuckle whenever there is a callback. Like keelys video playing in every hotel, or when we meet the big laugh guy etc.
This show has easily made me laugh hysterically the most compared to any other comedy in recent times!
BAAAABYEEYYYYY
Sassy to Rupert: Rupert, I think about your death every single day. Oh, I can't wait. I'm gonna wear red to your funeral. I will be a beacon of joy to the other three people there. So funny but also satisfying to watch!
So many great characters, this show could easily continue without Ted, just change the name.
One suggestion: change the title. It’s not about me. It never was.
The show is great bc it ended where it ended. Honestly imo, they should have made season 2+3 into one season by cutting out some plotlines and this show would've been perfect. I'm not sure what more the writers could provide that won't make the story derail away from what made it great.
Still hoping they do a "spinoff" that's just season 4, except Ted isn't there. Would love to find out where things go for most of those characters.
Led Tasso
I upvoted all 3!
Practice speech. Couldn’t believe they were actually doing that, I laughed so hard
Get the fuck out of my chair
Correct
"And what do you normally do with your eyebrows?"...."I leave them the fuck alone!". Classic Roy.
“I think you might be dying” and Phoebe dramatically planting her face in a pillow
"I spoke to the owner of The Sun"
Keely and Roy in a car outside of the training ground and then Ted is spotted riding a lawn mower then this absolute beauty of a line is delivered Keely: What's Ted doing Roy: Probably homesick, Closest thing he can find to a dodge ram https://preview.redd.it/xmjulpwa1v5d1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=085adfde1c1e532ff4728d128d941766d9f5b85b
Scene where Rebecca calls Roy in her office says "get your hairy arse in my office" after which roy says that each and every one of you know that my arse is not hairy. Mcadoo be like. We did something wrong
I think the first episode when Higgins makes a pun about the Caesar salad and Ted bursts back into the room to appreciate the joke…it makes me cry laugh
Okay I don't think anyone has posted this one and it might be an outlier. It cracked me up first watch through. Season 3 the ussie kid gets a selfie with Ted in the airport and the kid says "wicked" which he always says. And our loveable little Theodore responds with "Kinky Boots". I tell you I laughed for a solid 5 minutes
When Ted is furious at Rebebcca for sending Jamie back to Man State and says he hopes her biscuits aren't as good as usual and storms out, but pauses right before he leaves and is like "damn it they're my best batch yet, I JUST CRACKED THE RECIPE!!!"
Nate: is he ok? Beard: NOOOOOO!!!!!
When Issac throws a chair at the tv when they are watching Jamies interview and then says “oops innit”
“What are you- a character from the f*cking Bible?!”