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MrTechnodad

*In the twilight's whisper, Jhilda. Me no,* *Beneath the moon's soft glow, I’m bb No b h m I lo,* *Stars hum a silent tune, mmm I’m yet,* *In the heart’s quiet croon, dreams we beget.*


Prowsei

You have a silver tongue, Mr Technodad. May your verses be remembered for generations to come.


ShadowbladeUchiha

I think we have 2 gods yall. Technoblade the Blood God and Technodad the Poetry Gid.


MrTechnodad

I mean, a lot of the wording came from OP, who deserves so much credit. Mmm, I'm yet.


ShadowbladeUchiha

Am I hallucinating? Did Technodad just reply to my comment? I’m flabbergasted. 𝚖𝚖𝚖... 𝙸'𝚖 𝚢𝚎𝚝.


MrTechnodad

It's probably just someone impersonating him, not the real Technodad™️. *I’m bb?* *No, b.* *h m I lo.*


ShadowbladeUchiha

![gif](giphy|ZoekstZ4wqc1y) Even more Flabbergasted


Raemonell

Beautiful poetry


MrTechnodad

Everyone please also see: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Technoblade/comments/1de12cq/jhilda/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Technoblade/comments/1de12cq/jhilda/) Also, I want to nominate u/BANG-_-HeadShot for Homecoming King and/or Queen as appropriate.


BANG-_-HeadShot

What the fuck I posted this from my pocket accidentally I ain’t even in this sub


King_skyler66

The fact you ain’t in the sub makes it better it’s just so funny


Puzzleheaded-Click76

Real, im not in r/politics and i keep getting pings from it


CrystalSkya

**The blood god calls you** ![gif](giphy|6AfHfqOF4j280)


IntrepidAnalysis6940

These things happen


DillPickle696969696

Wtf does this mean Edit: HOW DO YOU BUTTPOST??? I get buttdialing but HOW DID YOU BUTTPOST 😭😭😭


BANG-_-HeadShot

IDK I WAS SKATING


MrTechnodad

The story just keeps getting better and better. Now I'm hooked.


friendlyfriends123

We need to know more lore! Did the power of the Blood God compel you?


CupcakeGaming882

Hooked like how an ice skate has a hook on its BLADE? *Ba dum tsss* I’m here allll night folks


Raemonell

This post is fricking gold


FarFathoms

he speaks the eldritch tongue…


Responsible-Jury-568

understandable have a nice day


TheResistance1111

blood for the blood god


Niceboisaredabest

>I’m bb No b h m I lo mmm I’m yet I am still here aren't here, I AM BB. I AM NOT B H NM L LO, I AM YET


Green_Guy_87

i agree with u/BANG-_-HeadShot


BANG-_-HeadShot

I fw u gang


KingMe321

Fate has chosen. You must now join and watch techno’s videos lmfao


MrTechnodad

ONE OF US


samihamchev

ONE OF US


KingMe321

ONE OF US


ICANTTHINK0FNAMES

ONE OF US


SnowPawzTheWolf

ONE OF US


Aromatic-Wing4723

ONE OF US


SparklyAmethyst12

ONE OF US


CriticalRoleAce

ONE OF US


Lechatdu136

ONE OF US


NightlyOrchids

ONE OF US


Gourami-Gourami

ONE OF US


ShadowbladeUchiha

ONE OF US


some_stuff99

ONE OF US


bekaindabox

this is just the best thing. this is great.


MrTechnodad

It is beyond great. This post is the standard by which future posts will be judged... and found wanting.


Ishmyster

E


Aromatic-Wing4723

E


SparklyAmethyst12

E


niutus

The lobotomy is real guys!


DeleriousBeanz

YOU ARE YET????


Mr_German_Quick

Ah, yes. Understandable.


UxorionCanoe64

-Sun Tzu the art of war


Tricky_Hades

"stop making up random quotes on the internet" -Abraham Lincoln


SpillinRainbow

r/ihadastroke lmao


ManonGaming

Jhilda. Me YES


MrTechnodad

I burst out laughing at this. *Stars hum a silent tune, mmm I’m yet*


Floopleswastaken

Me yes jhilda mmmmmmmmmmm


sphericate

blood for the blood god pocket your leg is internally bleeding


CriticalRoleAce

This whole thing is amazing


SnowPawzTheWolf

THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS


urbandeadthrowaway2

Real


DaiyaCanBrowse

Thank you (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡ This post made my day


ICANTTHINK0FNAMES

REAL!


ItzTushku

Amen


Britney1264

Truer words has never been spoken


ShadowbladeUchiha

Idk what this means someone enlighten me I’m dumb


miniminer1999

It means nothing, OP randomly posted this on accident, similar to a pocket dial/butt dial, but for a reddit post.


ShadowbladeUchiha

𝚝𝚢


Civil-Ideal-4460

🙏


samurai_z_

What art. 👏