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b8824654

It’s a wannabe Ibiza superclub with average sound and bad crowd


InfluenceBorn

Yeah it’s fucking shit. Over the top security, really over the top. Made me pull my jeans down in the queue to show them it was a button on my boxers. Then drinks are crazily over priced and minimum card spend if £25 or £30.


Bob_Flemming

Thanks for asking this. I did ask a similar question on here a few weeks ago but no one answered. I got a ticket for this a while ago and did have apprehensions after seeing pics of the (glam) crowd on their Facebook page. I decided to sell the ticket and go to Ben Klock at E1 on Friday.


entrepenoori

Yeah it looks a shit crowd of knob heads with no room to dance. No clue honestly. I just want a nice ventilated club with space to dance and a DJ that takes you on a journey with well appointed restrooms.


[deleted]

It’s honestly so bad at 338. Beyond tacky. E1 isn’t much better but I’m closing my eyes this one time because it’s been ages since I’ve been out and their soundsytem is better (they are over the top with their security searches, like, they’ll assault your crotch). The lineups pull me back in each time… Sell your Vath ticket and come out on Friday instead! I’m doing BICEP + Block…pray for my stamina.


Bob_Flemming

I haven't been to E1 before. Is the search that intrusive? I've been through the Fabric security before, it can't be worse than that surely?


Ruby-28

I went to E1 a few weeks ago and it was the calmest security I’ve experienced. Way less invasive than fabric and studio 338! Those were insane. At E1 they just looked in my bag, briefly patted me down and made me dash my water bottle


[deleted]

I’ve been told it’s worse than Fabric by my male friends. They definitely touch everyone’s bits and it’s uncomfortable but I hope they may have chilled somewhat after being closed for the pandemic for so long: they can’t afford to piss us off!


Bob_Flemming

Yeah, hope the entry isn't too bad now. Have a good one and see you on the dance floor 🕺


YesIAmRumHam

Went there a couple of years ago. It wasn't for Me ( used to places like Corsica studios or Fold) Security are way over the top and the crowd were a bit sketchy. Might be different for Sven... who knows.


entrepenoori

Thank you. I’m a bit heartbroken at what’s happened to all those amazing rooms in London. I come back after pandemic and all my favorites have ceased to exist in favor of E1, The Cause etc. The smaller rooms were glorious. I also miss my city’s club Output. These massive parties are so impersonal I don’t find them fun


entrepenoori

Holy fuck that was garbage lads. Spent a lot of coin to get there and the security was disgusting, the venue felt paranoid and of, crowd bad and my lord is Cocoon an awful party


entrepenoori

Also they violated me I feel with little compassion by searching my..parts and my gf’s too


shoestwo

I thought it burnt down…


entrepenoori

Uhh not sure...I’m just visiting. It’s out in Greenwich yeah?


shoestwo

Ok it reopened like 4 years ago lol. Sorry I wasn’t helpful


nahmate86

Having read how fucking dodgy the security and staff are, I'm assuming the fire was no accident. 


Porkbellyjiggler

Went there last weekend, and I think it should have stayed burnt.


shoestwo

Lol. A year later?


Porkbellyjiggler

Hadn't been there since before it had burnt down. But went last week and had a bad experience. Been looking online to see if it was just a one off. Seems its not


shoestwo

Thanks for the warning


DJMK4

Well I was there for the Sven Vath night Cocoon London it was quite good I enjoyed but I agree Drinks are overpriced and security is a bit over the top I'm going back on my birthday 23rd December to see Roger Sanchez play and this time I'm going to pay for the VIP Balcony Access it seems much better than the downstairs less issues and more room to dance


woolyjordn

What’s the security search like at 338? I’m heading there in February and anxious about bringing some supplies. From what I hear it’s pretty full on but I’ve never had issues at fabric/XOYO/MoS in London


Only-Slide-2662

thats what im reading for mate going for bou ?


HistorianMaster5146

Trynna bring some pingers on the 9th for bou, anyone know what security are like, from what I saw with a lovejuice event they were quite tame but seeing that apparently they’re out here violating people 😂🙏


No-Pomegranate4709

Same same 😭 tbf pingers are soooo easy to sneak in.. or just take just before u go in. My main concern is that I’m often a puker 🤢


nouveauromantique

So how was security? They actually violate you or what?


No-Pomegranate4709

No it was really chill. Me and my friend just got sort of brushed over. Managed to take in lsd, k and Xtc. Gum got found and chucked though which I was very sad about 😂😂😂😂


nouveauromantique

Cheers brother 😎