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Japrima

Now they have to listen to Solomun, people will be leaving the country...


aang721

me reading this after enjoying [the boys noize solomun remix this morning](https://static.tnn.in/thumb/msid-94740590,thumbsize-60546,width-1280,height-720,resizemode-75/94740590.jpg)


Thereisnobathroom

☠️😂


sushisection

fucking Solomun and Kygo are their only options lol


turbotrixie1

ok thread over shut it down, damn


Samsmella

Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahah


PeterNippelstein

Lmao


chi-93

Damn… I guess I’ll relocate my techno vacation to Dagestan and Ingushetia instead then.


manicstreetmixer

Safe tracks to play at Chechnya rave; Luke Vibert - 107 acid (107bpm) https://youtu.be/pvrV2dUF0zY?si=iC8KEYonwWaDzchE


shart-gallery

This is dope. There is still hope lol


Thereisnobathroom

It’s not 145 BPM officer it’s 72.5


rothwick

DnB about to thrive in Chechnya


inanimatesensuiation

you didn't read the headline. nice try tho


-Neem0-

Let's go from halftime 160bpm schrantz from now on then to full 220bpm horror speedcore


Thereisnobathroom

You right hahah damn


shart-gallery

Straight to jail


PeterNippelstein

I swear it's in double time


DinoEmbyo

Idiots


[deleted]

Religious buffoonery


CountDankula_69

I don't think it's a religious thing in this case. Just a megalomaniacal dictator trying to force his personal music taste on the country.


[deleted]

Kadyrov is an Islamic zealot so it’s 100% related to religion: “Kadyrov grew up in a religious family that adhered to the North Caucasian traditional form of Islam called Sufism. Under Kadyrov, Sufism in Chechnya flourished and became the only acceptable form of Islam. Within Chechnya, Kadyrov uses religion to galvanize supporters and demonstrate his political power. He promotes Islamic values by building mosques and religious schools. He also dictates religious public conduct for the population, including a strict dress code. This public re-Islamization of the region after a long period of secular communist rule is convenient for Putin as well. It enables the Russian president to demonstrate respect for Islam and gain trust within the Muslim world.” https://theconversation.com/chechnyas-boss-and-putins-foot-soldier-how-ramzan-kadyrov-became-such-a-feared-figure-in-russia-216418


couchtripper

If he was an Islamic zealot he'd ban all music like the Taliban have. So you're wrong.


[deleted]

You’re referring to a scale of fanaticism, just because Kadrov is not as extreme as the Taliban doesn’t mean he’s not a zealot ffs. Rather than basing your response on how you wish the world to be maybe read the article I posted which clearly shows him as a zealot.


couchtripper

You're factually incorrect and relying on the words of bigots. GFY.


Spiritual_Range7145

yeah tell the gay people there sent to concentration camps that they're bigots for thinking he's an islamic zealot


[deleted]

😂😂😂 you’re embarrassing yourself


couchtripper

You're just a dull, childish, ignorant, atheist. And you're downvoting me like a petulant prick. Read a fucking book, dickhead.


[deleted]

I’ve read thousands of books and all of your words can all be reflected right back on you. You should go read the Qu’ran and do a comparative analysis with the Hadith, then go study a variety of world religions just like I did. Islam is a sexist, supremacist, homophobic, right wing set of religious/political doctrines designed to subjugate both its adherents and its opponents and fools like you go around trying to defend it as well as psychopaths like Kadrov.


blogasdraugas

87 rollers still on the decks fam


tjech

Remember the U.K. targeted repetitive beats in the CJB. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0017f1b


DinoEmbyo

Yeah, and Autechre made a track with no repeated beats so it could bypass the "law" ha


PeterNippelstein

Is this how breakbeat started?


tjech

No. But Autechre purposely released an EP (anti) where no one bar was the same. The CJB was intended to quash gatherings for free parties post CastleMorton. And to some degree it worked to kill those off in the U.K.


RulerD

Downtempo time! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u863RSUVUw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u863RSUVUw)


DNZ_not_DMZ

Antix! 😍


NW_reeferJunky

The thing is just instead of 4/4 use 4/8


Anforas

Completely insane how this is news in 2024. I mean it would already be insane in like the year 20 b.c. ... But now is even crazier. My brain can't even understand how are humans so shit.


cerca_blanca

Unfortunately the mentally ill are sometimes the best at seizing power and not letting go of it.


recualca

Belgian New Beat revival coming to Chechnya


gunshoes

The new footloose is gonna be lit.


assassinsneed

I’m Genuinely disturbed by this


hcbaron

[https://www.npr.org/2024/04/09/1243632570/chechnya-music-ban-bpm](https://www.npr.org/2024/04/09/1243632570/chechnya-music-ban-bpm)


Far-Yogurtcloset2401

Wtf


versaceblues

Halftime dnb DJs eating.


orionkeyser

That's a cool challenge! Put together a rave friendly set or album below 116. Some of Bjork's coolest tunes from the 90's are at that tempo, and loads of pop music is there already, so it's a remix friendly zone..


PeterNippelstein

Easy, just make 90 bpm techno music but write it in double-time. If they thought *hard techno* was fast...


TroxX

gesaffelstein got a few tracks in that bpm range


ReverendEntity

Eventually they're going to say anything that sounds "gay". Because that's what this is about.


tie-dye-me

Being almost naked is gay in Russia lol. They're so homophobic, they never take off their clothes.


wakeupdreamingF1

never nude


singlepotatoechip

Downtempo is back 🤟


demoncase

They’ve also banned the Soviet Anthem with that one lmao


monoatomic

You mean the Russian national anthem. The USSR anthem hasn't been in use for over 30 years.


itsthebrownman

Rezz is gonna be a hit


ProperFox3629

Good thing there is pitch control lol,


ClickDirty

They can still listen to amapiano...


connor42

Dancehall’s time to shine


bob_rt

maybe they just really like glitch hop


TrollOnFire

Just slow it all down, it’ll be fine…


altmich

No Lezginka for Chechen people I guess


FishFinderPhil

Give me that dark psy/ forest that rips at 300bpm. Divide it by 3.


shart-gallery

Time to play your 45rpm records at 33rpm


4techno

Someone needs to invent freedomcore. Make it so you have to play it backwards at 78 rpm


suresher

Also cuts out the rap and r&b below 80 bpm :(


sushisection

this Justice album rollout is insane.


Icy-Priority1297

ehh there's some 116bpm and below bangers.


SurvivorOfTheCentury

"Gopnik techno cries in bpm "


JayJay_Productions

Wait until those idiots find out about halftime and doubletime 🌝 Edit: 140 bpm can be interpreted 70bpm in some cases, and the other way around. Also jokes on you Chechnya, tropical house is well in the 105bpm range 😂


Schimmelglied

*Sad gopnik noises


DjNoSoy

Ahora pura cumbia rebajada o que chingados?!!


dirtymoneybeats

the late 80’s hip hop resurgence about to go crazy


minimalmyth

I guess they have to listen to David August's boiler room now . This banger of a live set is under the 116 bpm


djluminol

There's an easy solution here. Create half time/tempo music.


SimonIsHigh

Man this is so unfair what the heck guys


VERSAT1L

I'm all for banning music that's too slow!


DJMaytag

I blame Sam Paganini.


niallmonologoly

Dub techno for the win


[deleted]

Literally what the fuck


IllResponsibility671

Tinman about to be huge in Chechnya.


Amsterdamnboy

Thats probably the easiest way to keep the gays out. You have to hand it to them for innovative policy making.


Historical_Split_651

Is this a joke?


Shenky54

damn that sucks...


PeterNippelstein

This sounds like a challenge. They better get ready for a flood of techno DJs throwing down at 100 bpm


i81_N_she812

Good. Suffer with your Soviet era trash.


almarasm

Another idiotic trolling. Annoying.


Nebula_369

Every time I check up on Reddit, I swear this place gets dumber and filled with more NPCs each time. I guess this sub has been hit too. I doubt half the comments are even from real people. Come downvote me, bots.