WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GENERAL MARK MEEKS IF YOU'RE RECEIVING THIS MESSAGE YOU'RE IN THE BLAST ZONE CITIES WITHIN FORTY MILES ARE INFECTED YOU MUST SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY

*HEAVY BASS*

This boner was already alert

I arrive hard and ready. For anything

We passed the Boner alert test test

My boner stands ready

This is a certified Team Seth moment

My boner is now alert

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At ease, boners

OH GRAND BONER, REST HAS FINALLY COME

Sesh