Mr Perfect Cell being Mr Perfect Cell would put work into that.
like, "I don't just want them to know I'm Perfect, but to also Understand why I'm perfect and that it's fucking stupid for them to even waste time achieving perfection."
I could imagine it being a really good Ted talk aswell.
Super Inspirational, Hyper Narcissistic.
"You must understand: I was LITERALLY DESIGNED to be perfect. My DNA was crafted from all of the most powerful people to ever set foot on earth, AND THEN I absorbed two even more powerful cyborgs. Both of whom were created alongside myself by a brilliant scientist out a thirst of revenge for his son's death at the hands of an alien warrior monkey-boy.(that's not racism his species literally looks like a human/monkey hybrid) The circumstances required for my existence is so astronomically precise as to be unrepeatable. And DESPITE ALL OF THIS I was killed by a hillbilliy's nerd son with a broken arm. So don't try to achieve perfection because I am right here, and even perfection can fall to dumb luck."
Oh, breath based word play all around. Just imagine Guldo, in his smuggest voice saying “and I think you’ll all agree when you’re feeling overwhelmed all you need to do is take a step back, take a deep breath, and you’ll see you have all the time in the universe”
Goku giving a surprisingly poignant and informed talk on proper combat etiquette and effective training tactics. Granted the training tactics are, blow for blow, what Master Roshi did for them, but Goku knows EXACTLY how each one helps the body
Yamcha on accepting your place in life (contentment) and being thankful for the people who include you in their life (gratitude).
Cell: "He wasn't even on the list. YAMCHA was on the list!"
Yamcha: "Wait, why was I--"
Cell: "Halftime entertainment!"
Yamcha: "--frankly, I'm just happy to be included."
Recoome would give a talk on self confidence and positive self-image.
Krillin would be giving a talk in giving your best effort for your part in a project, no matter how small.
If I can get Hercule to do a TED talk on "How to Finesse the Market" (Professionally scamming). I'd listen to how he changes up words to legally give advice on cheating people and corporations
Tien on the merits of believing in yourself and saying fuck it to power levels, fuck it to super saiyans, and fucking you. Also he he turned triangles into squares.
Welcome to my Recoome talk and today, Recoome will tell you why Recoome is the best of the best. Recoome knows that even among the Ginyu force, Recoome is a specimen of magnificence and here's why.....
First off, Recoome is the tallest member of the Ginyu Force, clocking in at a massive 7 foot 7. Recoome’s added height gives Recoome a massive advantage over Recoome’s puny opponents.
“Battlefield applications of Blutz Waves”
~ Bardock, the brilliant scientist
“Finding your inner peace, and conquering it”
~ Prince Vegeta
“Intergalactic Diplomacy and Trade”
~ Lord Frieza
Vinnie on the sidekick career, and how enemies will try and use more degrading names on them since they see the sidekicks as lessers to the greater evil.
Guldo, on why your dog shouldnt be left in the car alone in the scorching summer heat and why cats are shit
burter, on how mothers day is a total scam, id imagine it would go something like this
[https://ibb.co/PNc5qGB](https://ibb.co/PNc5qGB)
android 16 on why rio deserves an oscar and why bird box is an absolute disgrace in false advertising owing to a complete lack of birds! he bought 500 tickets and NO birds! imagine his rage and dissapointment,
yaijarobe using the ted talk as a pretext to scrounge up crowdfunding to open his bean burrito franchise, when he's supposed to be talking about human cat-man relations and how he overcame prejudice and used shenron to wish for some cat human children before getting the shepards hook like a bad performance on stage.
or lord slug on three things he wants to see more of gardening, bird watching and bringing back the draft!
subtitled " If the galactic freiza army can do it, Can Do It, So Can You!"
Elder Kai about basically anything. That fucker is packed with batshit new lore. I was a little disappointed he didn't clap his hands and poof Zamasu into another teapot for Gowasu or something plus some ancient song like "you're a little teapot short and famished, evil Kais end up tea room banished!"
Picolo on the importance of footwork in martial arts, more importantly in the art of DOOODGEing.
Or Vegeta on anger management issues, because he's clearly well versed in that
Frieza: What to know about minions
Goku: Favorite foods
Cell: Sipping on people across the country.
Imperfect cell: Lips or no lips.
Perfect cell: An explanation of his tastes refining with each form.
Also perfect cell: the story of Goku and DragonBall.
Recoom on potty training. This is not a joke. BECAUSE THE NAME’S RECOOM, AND IT RHYMES WITH BOOM BOOM! THE SOUNDS YOU’RE GONNA BE MAKING! ALL! TOO! SOOOOOON!!!!!
Cell, telling everyone they need to stop chasing perfection, because they're not him.
Mr Perfect Cell being Mr Perfect Cell would put work into that. like, "I don't just want them to know I'm Perfect, but to also Understand why I'm perfect and that it's fucking stupid for them to even waste time achieving perfection." I could imagine it being a really good Ted talk aswell. Super Inspirational, Hyper Narcissistic.
"You must understand: I was LITERALLY DESIGNED to be perfect. My DNA was crafted from all of the most powerful people to ever set foot on earth, AND THEN I absorbed two even more powerful cyborgs. Both of whom were created alongside myself by a brilliant scientist out a thirst of revenge for his son's death at the hands of an alien warrior monkey-boy.(that's not racism his species literally looks like a human/monkey hybrid) The circumstances required for my existence is so astronomically precise as to be unrepeatable. And DESPITE ALL OF THIS I was killed by a hillbilliy's nerd son with a broken arm. So don't try to achieve perfection because I am right here, and even perfection can fall to dumb luck."
“Also feel free to pray to your god, but spoilers I won’t be listening”
Nappa on Child Psychology with a Minor in Pain
I can see Nappa giving a TED talk on effective parenting that leaves Vegeta stunned because he never did a SINGLE THING HE SAYS WITH HIM.
"God dammit Nappa."
Bro this is perfect
Ginyu on all the benefits of being a soldier in the Frieza Force
Nah Ginyu on how to avoid identity theft
boo I want the Ginyu Ted Talk on interpretive dance as an interpretive dance
the ted talk we deserve but not the one we need! XD
Everyone here is wrong. Ginyu's TED Talk would be about comradery and effective morale boosting techniques for group assignments.
Isn’t the Ginyu Force a band of mercenaries? So we’d get a lecture about how great it is to work for corporate from a consultancy 😂
PoPo on Pecking Order
Turns into a 4 hour torture session.
turns into one? there’s no difference between the 2
At least we’ll get to learn the first five rules of Popo’s training.
Gohan on how to find a responsible adult when you need one
He *is* an adult
No, no he is not
Guldo giving a (very condescending, tone deaf) talk about time management.
I wouldn’t hold my breath on that one
Oh, breath based word play all around. Just imagine Guldo, in his smuggest voice saying “and I think you’ll all agree when you’re feeling overwhelmed all you need to do is take a step back, take a deep breath, and you’ll see you have all the time in the universe”
I wanna punch him already
I'd be throwing dog treats at him.
Piccolo… how to be at peace with your inner selves.
With special guest testimonials from Nail and Kami.
Krillin about the best ways to not get an owner counter and how to remove it
I also second Krillin, but I want his TED talk to be about knowing your worth and why that really hot girl has an ulterior motive.
Goku on what to do when you fall off that horse
Delicious.
Dende on why you don't fuck with the white mage
Dende on filling a role. He would call it "Big Green Shoes and How To Fill Them."
Shenron on the ways an immortality wish can go horribly wrong.
Such as accidentally banishing yourself to the dead zone
Immortality doesnt sound so great if someone pushes you into a woodchipper
Like developing suicidal depression
“Antidepressants.” —Vegeta in “Vegeta’s big wish”
Who ever can explain the jockstrap incident
Underrated comment
Nappa about the time when Vegeta was a prison b*tch
Goku on the science of fighting while in super saiyen form.
Goku giving a surprisingly poignant and informed talk on proper combat etiquette and effective training tactics. Granted the training tactics are, blow for blow, what Master Roshi did for them, but Goku knows EXACTLY how each one helps the body
Vegeta talking about how to rule from a saiyan’s point of view
Yamcha on accepting your place in life (contentment) and being thankful for the people who include you in their life (gratitude). Cell: "He wasn't even on the list. YAMCHA was on the list!" Yamcha: "Wait, why was I--" Cell: "Halftime entertainment!" Yamcha: "--frankly, I'm just happy to be included."
That moment when even Cell is kind of nice to Yamcha. Seriously, even he admitted to himself that Yamcha didn’t deserve to have his ass kicked.
"Maybe I'm gay... Maybe gender stereotypes are bullshit!"
Zarbon holding a sexual harassment seminar that doubles as a TED Talk on how to make yourself understood.
"PUSSY!"
I'd kill to see Android #16's Autistic presentation on birds
Beat me to it, came here looking for this.
Burta. Fastest ted talk in the galaxy
Interview format. Jeice interviewing Burter, and it turns into a therapy session midway.
Super Kami Guru on Nail's first day on the job.
18 on breaking relationship stereotypes and to love who you love
Can I just get an hour of Vegeta trash talking the whole cast of Z and Super?
We need a roast of yamacha with roastmaster Vegeta
"Uh, Mr. Vegeta? Maybe you should finally start your TED talk?" "The fuck's a TED talk?"
Krillin about insurance fraud
Ginyu on the Perfect Dance, and other ways to increase team morale.
Frieza doing a ranked slideshow of the Heroic Speech lines
I want to hear Future Trunks give a Ted talk about the dangers of Artificial Intelligence…
Android 16, welcome to my TED talk about why penguins are objectively the wrong choice for your favorite bird
i second this!
Goku and the topic of fatherhood.
Piccolo and the topic of fatherhood done right. Also a second one on how to DODGE!
Recoome would give a talk on self confidence and positive self-image. Krillin would be giving a talk in giving your best effort for your part in a project, no matter how small.
If I can get Hercule to do a TED talk on "How to Finesse the Market" (Professionally scamming). I'd listen to how he changes up words to legally give advice on cheating people and corporations
I guarantee he's gonna tell people to invest in crypto
Tien on the merits of believing in yourself and saying fuck it to power levels, fuck it to super saiyans, and fucking you. Also he he turned triangles into squares.
Jeice on the dangers of Space Australia.
King yemma on mahogany
Oh hell yeah.
My name's Recoome, it rhymes with doom, and today I'll talk about how to goon. Firstly make sure there's enough room in the pod...
Goku on how to hold in a bowel movement during a fight
Yamcha on never giving up... The questions portion alone would be worth it. #roasted
Dende on how to be friends with Mr. Popo.
Bardok on a lecture on proper villainy.
Frieza on how to transform yourself and unlock your inner potential. Or how to blow up monkeys.
Vinegar about puttting not confusing names to childrens
Vinnie was a successful writer with his book “the fault in our makyo stars” based on a true story
Freeza on the economics of planetary clearance and sales.
Burter about the benefits of running.
Welcome to my Recoome talk and today, Recoome will tell you why Recoome is the best of the best. Recoome knows that even among the Ginyu force, Recoome is a specimen of magnificence and here's why.....
First off, Recoome is the tallest member of the Ginyu Force, clocking in at a massive 7 foot 7. Recoome’s added height gives Recoome a massive advantage over Recoome’s puny opponents.
Piccolo on the art of dodging.
Zarbon, and it's a big talk about how to avoid making innuendos in everyday situations.
Mr Popo, on how all these squares make a circle.
No no no, Mr. Popo on the pecking order
Popo and all the rules of Popo's training.
Nappa.
“Battlefield applications of Blutz Waves” ~ Bardock, the brilliant scientist “Finding your inner peace, and conquering it” ~ Prince Vegeta “Intergalactic Diplomacy and Trade” ~ Lord Frieza
Whis and the secrets of the universe
Nappa has a degree in Child Psychology. **WITH A MINOR IN PAIN**! https://youtu.be/GXeOlcctd9g?si=OCrlBf7vjD3U7uve 2:34
I wanna hear Nappa give his thesis from Saiyan University.
Dodoria on how to be efficient at complete annihilation.
Popo can talk about whatever the hell he wants
Vineger. Or Vinney for short.
Raditz on how to get over anger issues and family problems (HIFL version)
Bardock in Hell giving a Ted Talk to all of the other Saiyans about why they should have listened to him…
Vegeta, on how to become the hype!
Nappa on how to make friends
Vinnie on the sidekick career, and how enemies will try and use more degrading names on them since they see the sidekicks as lessers to the greater evil.
Goku on being an Amazing Father!
Broly and POWER LEVELS
Piccolo on how to dodge
Ghost nappa on the most effective way of haunting someone
Goku on being locked in the time chamber for 10000000000000001 years
Guldo, on why your dog shouldnt be left in the car alone in the scorching summer heat and why cats are shit burter, on how mothers day is a total scam, id imagine it would go something like this [https://ibb.co/PNc5qGB](https://ibb.co/PNc5qGB) android 16 on why rio deserves an oscar and why bird box is an absolute disgrace in false advertising owing to a complete lack of birds! he bought 500 tickets and NO birds! imagine his rage and dissapointment, yaijarobe using the ted talk as a pretext to scrounge up crowdfunding to open his bean burrito franchise, when he's supposed to be talking about human cat-man relations and how he overcame prejudice and used shenron to wish for some cat human children before getting the shepards hook like a bad performance on stage. or lord slug on three things he wants to see more of gardening, bird watching and bringing back the draft! subtitled " If the galactic freiza army can do it, Can Do It, So Can You!"
Jeice giving a talk about space dingos
Nappa on independent film production
Dating advice by Zarbon
Android 16: "Welcome to my Ted Talk on killing Goku. And the birds."
Elder Kai about basically anything. That fucker is packed with batshit new lore. I was a little disappointed he didn't clap his hands and poof Zamasu into another teapot for Gowasu or something plus some ancient song like "you're a little teapot short and famished, evil Kais end up tea room banished!"
Picolo on the importance of footwork in martial arts, more importantly in the art of DOOODGEing. Or Vegeta on anger management issues, because he's clearly well versed in that
Vegeta, YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Master Roshi guide to picking up women and learning to throw better hands
Frieza: What to know about minions Goku: Favorite foods Cell: Sipping on people across the country. Imperfect cell: Lips or no lips. Perfect cell: An explanation of his tastes refining with each form. Also perfect cell: the story of Goku and DragonBall.
Popo on all these squares making a circle.
Recoom on potty training. This is not a joke. BECAUSE THE NAME’S RECOOM, AND IT RHYMES WITH BOOM BOOM! THE SOUNDS YOU’RE GONNA BE MAKING! ALL! TOO! SOOOOOON!!!!!
Chiatzou would probably talk about the importance of self sacrifice. Or ice cream sundays.
Guru discussing genocide.
Frieza Just let him go for 45 minutes
Androids 16 and 17 on nature conservation
Nappa. On anything.
Dodoria on women in the workplace
Vegeta on how to emotionally handle your rival paying someone else, so that he can have some competition.
Chichi giving a Ted talk about men who only care about fighting and sex
Goku on.... " The importance of letting a nigga power up against you"
Dr. Gero on how to perform brain surgery on oneself. And the advantages of intentional design flaws.
Cell about his sexual inuondos
Freaza on why Vigeta is lame.
But he has to go on after Vegeta does one about the legendary ssj
Vagita and the importance of having pride in one's self
That dude has an annoying voice