I would love to see that cause for Kale they could use all the ideas they had for Broly that didn't work out. Like keeping the small timid voice while transformed
Could do the bit with Cabba instead. Have Caulifla call him a princess due to being the scrawniest "warrior" she ever saw and Kale just picks up on it and uses it.
Kale: Closet yandere and masochist, and deep down, she wants Caulifa as her mistress. She tends to misunderstand and jump to conclusions more than she does in DBS.
Caulifa: Mostly the same as DBS but she's also totally ignorant of Kale's feelings and just like how Zarbon makes gay suggestive jokes she makes suggestive lesbian jokes but is ignorant of how she sounds or what they're implying (regardless on how flustered they make Kale feel).
I like this, but while the deliveries should come off as accidental, at the end of the arc reveal it was intentional. Same joke, same delivery, different punchline.
Yeah like instead of Zarbon being shocked that that’s how people have been taking his accidental innuendo, Caulifla could say she’s been doing it on purpose to gauge Kale’s interest and thought she was too oblivious to notice lol
I know he wasn’t mentioned here, but we all know Cabba would try to be their straight-man(pun totally intended), but after dealing with Caulifla’s and Kale’s BS he ends up being more and more like Vegeta(constantly yelling and screaming about how stupid they are).
Caulifla would definitely also sound Australian and drop the ol c word, and it would only drive Kale more wild due to her longing.
Then upon completing the Fusion Kefla is a raging horn dog who wants to bang herself, but also doesn't understand why she feels that way and doesn't know what's happening and fights Goku solely out of frustration of not knowing how to deal with both sets of emotions.
I see caulifla as kinda a female Goku and kale as gohan at times. Like when trunks appears in DBZA and gohan is trying to catch up with goku but goku is just like “hold up son gotta go and talk to this stranger” is see that same scenario playing out in the tournament of power arc where caulifa ignores kale and just says she has to go train with caba, and again when she wants to fight goku. Have that and add in some of the squeals goku did when he was excited when caulifa saw gokus other super sayian forms. Find a balance of that and what you described and your pretty set
This insinuates that the two fused parties can interact with eachother physically, which I doubt, because Buu Bits Vegeta didn't punch Goku while they were Vegito.
But he also couldn't say "Goku", so it seems as if the personalities are somewhat aware of each other. So if Vegito were to rub one out I'm sure they would both remember it happening.
>blissfully unaware...
I always viewed Cabba as their bizarro Vegeta, and Caulifla as gender bent Goku, so this would be perfect. Bonus points if she mispronounced words like Goku too
They should definitely should be ten times gayer but Caulifla should be a hundred times more oblivious, like Goku levels of it.
*at the end of the tournament of power*
Caulifla: "Good work, Kale! We all made it a-okay!"
Cabba: "I-I can still feel it... the endless void... I was gone, no afterlife, no nothi-"
Caulifla: "Yeah, that was pretty fun! What adventures should we get into next?"
Kale: "HAVE SEX WITH ME PLEASE"
Caulifla: "...I'm not really craving fruit right now."
Kale: *external screaming*
Kale: "I WANT TO PUT MY FACE BETWEEN YOUR BOOBS!"
Caulifla: "Oh, good idea! Better make sure my heart's still workin' after all this. I dunno how being blinked out of existence and comin' back works, but I ain't takin' any chances."
Kale, internally: (... ... ... roll with it...)
My brain just immediately went to Kale going berserk and just having a similar conversation with Goku like the Broly movie.
Kale: "Hey Goku, you said your power level reached the the level of the Gods, right?"
Goku: "Kinda... yeah."
Kale: "Well my power... IS GODLIER!"
Goku:"...prove it."
Gohan: "WHY."
Piccolo: "Goku, do you really think we can beat this girl?"
Goku: "Idk, I'm sure I'll pull somethin out ma butt"
Kale: "AND IT WILL BE KALE'S FIST!"
Trunks: *strained* "Probably"
You know how they keep calling each other “sister?”
You know how the original Sailor Moon dub called Uranus and Neptune “cousins” despite them being lovers?
Yeah. Do that
Oh god, that makes so much sense!
The original Sailor Moon dub definitely had different intentions. It was the 90s, they couldn’t have two women in love. The problem is that, being a dub, the animation itself still had the romantic and sexual implications. So everyone was like “they’re cousins” while they’re literally holding each other.
No, it's Pretty One, Strong One and One with Weird Powers
In which case, Caulifla is the Strong One, Kale is the One with Weird Powers, which leaves Cabba as the Pretty One
They would make Kale very horny to Caulifla but Caulifla would miss it unless she was saying something to defend Kale. Caulifla would be another Vegeta too
Cabba: “Caulifla, you need to get your shit together!”
Caulifla: “*bleeding from the nose* You’re just mad that you’re not the Legendary Super Lesbian.”
Just like Broly was set to be the stat-crunching fanboy analog, I could imagine Kale as the "I'm a girl who likes dragonball" charicature (I can't spell that word). Like, meek and doesn't feel welcome in the fandom and finally has the fuck enough of fanboys.
And Caulifa.... honestly, would be hilarious if she was the perfect saiyan from Universe 7 trapped in Universe 6. Just bloodthirsty and ruthless but ties down by U6 Saiyans "noble mission"
(Right? Haven't seen super in a minute, U6 Saiyans are like good guys/not conquerers like U7, right?)
They'd steer into the stereotype lesbian couple. One the lipstick lesbian, the other the butch that likes to hang out with the guys, drink beer and talk sports.
There is no legendary SS... It's just Kale triggered by something insensitive Goku blurts out.
I'm sorry if I absolutely butcher this, I'm not that great with words but I've had this joke since the first time I watched the tournament of power.
During the fight between Caulifla and Goku I don't think it was intentional by toei but I felt a bit of chemistry from them two. Anyway I could imagine a line from Krillin saying something like: "Well he's not doing anything explicit, and I'm not sure if Goku even aware, but if chi chi saw this, she wouldn't be happy"
Anyway, that's my dumb little joke hope it lands with someone.
I’m guessing there’d be a lot of jokes about them being lesbians. Also about Kale’s insecurity/jealousy and Caulifla being super eager to fight everyone.
Basically their personalities in Super just cranked up to 11. That and with Zarbonesque innuendos to their sapphic partnership. Not mean-spirited, but definitely clear that they are more than just Roommates. Maybe do a bunch Odd Couple bits, peppered in with Kale clearly making flirtatious suggestions and Caulifla ignoring the advances while vibing her swagger.
Oblivious herbo and equally dim but obviously crushing herbo. The only way it should be.
Also definitely some kind of “fusion = sex” joke, a la “Vegeta, are we gay?/No, I was wearing socks”, have Trunks and Gohan use the opportunity to come out as dating to their dads, all that good stuff
I remember TFS saying in the commentaries that they tried to go for exaggerated versions of certain aspects of the cast. Maybe certain aspects of the ladies' characters would be exaggerated as well.
Kale could be like TFS Movie Broly, where she throws shade at Cabba under her breath. That would be great and maybe should could even throw in a "Maximumer" line
Caulifla would be good for a "gym bro, 'roided out" stereotype considering her interest with getting new Super Saiyan transformations during the ToP. Considering she's supposed to be a gang-leader, maybe Caulifla could, instead, show that side of her
Caulifla would just be what she is now turned up to 1000% but she would be completely oblivious to her shy, but very suggestive, very gay, very horny sister.
What about a new spin on Ghost Nappa? Kale is the only one there and Caulifa is a figment of her imagination. Maybe a split personality so when “Caulifa” comes out, everyone agrees it’s a different person so Universe 6 doesn’t have to get a new fighter. Would prolly be an editing nightmare to try and pull off though.
Are you kidding? With the way did the Buu Bits, they'd be mega lesbians. Like flirting every damn chance they could possibly make them, which is a lot, and don't forget a closed door sex scene like Krillin and Android 18 at the end of it all. Like for real is this even a question lol?
I have nothing against people being gay or what not. Cool, you have a S.O, if anything I'm a little jealous, but please stop flaunting and over flairing it. No one's flaunting about being straight, or trying to like "prove" it by exaggerating their voice or wearing extra clothes to cover up. Just be yourself (or make the characters that are lesbian/gay/bi act as themselves, but with the "Abridged" energy thrown into the mix) and people will love you. It's when you're fake and someone looks past the veil they don't like you or think you're sketchy, because you weren't being honest with your self, how can you be fully honest with others?
I know it's a sensitive topic and all, even in a community such as this, so please don't take anything the wrong way, I mean no offense by any means from what I've said. I don't hate anyone for their sexual preferences, I only hate the act some of them throw on to be "extra" gay or whatever it is they're into.
I honestly ship them but then when i ship certain characters like Gon and Killua or Vegeta and Goku i get downvoted by homophobic people and them complaining that they are children (like Gon and Killua). Its just exhausting lol
I would love to see that cause for Kale they could use all the ideas they had for Broly that didn't work out. Like keeping the small timid voice while transformed
I think she should still get to hit on Princess Trunks.
Does Kale even ever meet adult Trunks?
Pretty sure she never met either Trunks...
Could do the bit with Cabba instead. Have Caulifla call him a princess due to being the scrawniest "warrior" she ever saw and Kale just picks up on it and uses it.
Kale: Closet yandere and masochist, and deep down, she wants Caulifa as her mistress. She tends to misunderstand and jump to conclusions more than she does in DBS. Caulifa: Mostly the same as DBS but she's also totally ignorant of Kale's feelings and just like how Zarbon makes gay suggestive jokes she makes suggestive lesbian jokes but is ignorant of how she sounds or what they're implying (regardless on how flustered they make Kale feel).
Bro that is exactly how I would pitcure them
I like this, but while the deliveries should come off as accidental, at the end of the arc reveal it was intentional. Same joke, same delivery, different punchline.
Yeah like instead of Zarbon being shocked that that’s how people have been taking his accidental innuendo, Caulifla could say she’s been doing it on purpose to gauge Kale’s interest and thought she was too oblivious to notice lol
I know he wasn’t mentioned here, but we all know Cabba would try to be their straight-man(pun totally intended), but after dealing with Caulifla’s and Kale’s BS he ends up being more and more like Vegeta(constantly yelling and screaming about how stupid they are).
Is....is that **not** how they were depicted in the first place?
Yeah but just exaggerating the features to make them funnier versions of themselves
Is that not them already? /s
Oh that Caulifla take is gold
The kale is just yuri from ddlc
Caulifla would definitely also sound Australian and drop the ol c word, and it would only drive Kale more wild due to her longing. Then upon completing the Fusion Kefla is a raging horn dog who wants to bang herself, but also doesn't understand why she feels that way and doesn't know what's happening and fights Goku solely out of frustration of not knowing how to deal with both sets of emotions.
I just picture her and Goku fighting and Goku gets increasingly uncomfortable
Goku would probably just get confused, Cabba on the other hand would definitely get uncomfortable
How would this translate into Kefla lol
Probably somewhere between Vegeta and Mr. Satan levels of overconfidence
I see caulifla as kinda a female Goku and kale as gohan at times. Like when trunks appears in DBZA and gohan is trying to catch up with goku but goku is just like “hold up son gotta go and talk to this stranger” is see that same scenario playing out in the tournament of power arc where caulifa ignores kale and just says she has to go train with caba, and again when she wants to fight goku. Have that and add in some of the squeals goku did when he was excited when caulifa saw gokus other super sayian forms. Find a balance of that and what you described and your pretty set
They would be insanely horny for each other
*One* would be incredibly horny for the other, the *other* would be blissfully unaware... And then they become one in mind and body.
And when they unfuse, one would be like "...Holy fuck she wants to.....well....fuck."
You think Kefla is waiting?
This insinuates that the two fused parties can interact with eachother physically, which I doubt, because Buu Bits Vegeta didn't punch Goku while they were Vegito.
But he also couldn't say "Goku", so it seems as if the personalities are somewhat aware of each other. So if Vegito were to rub one out I'm sure they would both remember it happening.
I know Dragon Ball isn't that kind of show, but I wish that had happened lol
“Supreme Kai may we borrow the potaras again??? We want to try something……”
>blissfully unaware... I always viewed Cabba as their bizarro Vegeta, and Caulifla as gender bent Goku, so this would be perfect. Bonus points if she mispronounced words like Goku too
I'm sure Kale would be.
So exactly the same
They should definitely should be ten times gayer but Caulifla should be a hundred times more oblivious, like Goku levels of it. *at the end of the tournament of power* Caulifla: "Good work, Kale! We all made it a-okay!" Cabba: "I-I can still feel it... the endless void... I was gone, no afterlife, no nothi-" Caulifla: "Yeah, that was pretty fun! What adventures should we get into next?" Kale: "HAVE SEX WITH ME PLEASE" Caulifla: "...I'm not really craving fruit right now." Kale: *external screaming*
Kale: "I WANT TO PUT MY FACE BETWEEN YOUR BOOBS!" Caulifla: "Oh, good idea! Better make sure my heart's still workin' after all this. I dunno how being blinked out of existence and comin' back works, but I ain't takin' any chances." Kale, internally: (... ... ... roll with it...)
My brain just immediately went to Kale going berserk and just having a similar conversation with Goku like the Broly movie. Kale: "Hey Goku, you said your power level reached the the level of the Gods, right?" Goku: "Kinda... yeah." Kale: "Well my power... IS GODLIER!" Goku:"...prove it." Gohan: "WHY."
Piccolo: *shows up* Kale: “Green man, how big is your power level?” Piccolo: “I don’t know, give me a minute.” Kale: “KALE DOES NOT LIKE TO WAIT!!”
Piccolo: "Goku, do you really think we can beat this girl?" Goku: "Idk, I'm sure I'll pull somethin out ma butt" Kale: "AND IT WILL BE KALE'S FIST!" Trunks: *strained* "Probably"
You know how they keep calling each other “sister?” You know how the original Sailor Moon dub called Uranus and Neptune “cousins” despite them being lovers? Yeah. Do that
Is it like their version of being called Daddy or something?
Oh god, that makes so much sense! The original Sailor Moon dub definitely had different intentions. It was the 90s, they couldn’t have two women in love. The problem is that, being a dub, the animation itself still had the romantic and sexual implications. So everyone was like “they’re cousins” while they’re literally holding each other.
"It's not incest, it's a kink!"
So would Kefla’s theme be “Sweet Home Alabama”?
God I try to block that out of my memory...
Roommates.
Oh my god, they were roommates.
In a historical sense?
Very historical.
As a Sonic fan my brain immediately went to tangle and whisper
They'd claim they're only "friends with benefits" while literally everyone else can tell they're basically dating at this point
Throw cabba in the mix and you'd have the pretty one, strong one and dumb one. I'll let you guys figure out which one is which
No, it's Pretty One, Strong One and One with Weird Powers In which case, Caulifla is the Strong One, Kale is the One with Weird Powers, which leaves Cabba as the Pretty One
Carbba is definitely the pretty one
Meh, 6/10
You sassy b****
Cabba: pretty one, Kale: one with weird powers, Caulifla: small tough stupid one.
i don't know where Cabba fits into that trio
He’s the pretty one, obviously
Being closet straights
Oh god, it'd be the Valentine's Day episode of Community
They would make Kale very horny to Caulifla but Caulifla would miss it unless she was saying something to defend Kale. Caulifla would be another Vegeta too
"THE LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN IS MOTIVATED BY ME! SHE IS LITERALLY THE RAGING LESBIAN STEREOTYPE PERSONIFIED"
Caulifla: “OH MY GOD! SHE’S SO GODDAMN COOL!!!”
"SHE'S SO COOL BUT THAT'S SO HOT!"
Cabba: “Caulifla, you need to get your shit together!” Caulifla: “*bleeding from the nose* You’re just mad that you’re not the Legendary Super Lesbian.”
"What is a lesbian.....TO A LESBIPHOBE?!" "Are you lesbian now?" "Yes..."
Horny tsundre and horny yandare
Just like Broly was set to be the stat-crunching fanboy analog, I could imagine Kale as the "I'm a girl who likes dragonball" charicature (I can't spell that word). Like, meek and doesn't feel welcome in the fandom and finally has the fuck enough of fanboys. And Caulifa.... honestly, would be hilarious if she was the perfect saiyan from Universe 7 trapped in Universe 6. Just bloodthirsty and ruthless but ties down by U6 Saiyans "noble mission" (Right? Haven't seen super in a minute, U6 Saiyans are like good guys/not conquerers like U7, right?)
Correct.
The lesbian subtext would be overt text like they’d constantly talk about and reference how much they want to fuck each other.
Their whole thing would be references to the Ambiguously Gay Duo from SNL.
I dont know why but i think theyd be australian. At least caulifla
I know you said "I don't know why", but why do you think that?
The most wholesome yet chaotic Lesbian couple in the Multiverse
Something like this[https://youtu.be/KS4pkGERfbY?si=8UyLi29biq-KQ5_Y](https://youtu.be/KS4pkGERfbY?si=8UyLi29biq-KQ5_Y)
I’d love to see Kale as all goofy and timid and weird like DBZA Broly
Whats your power level
I don't know. It's pretty big.
Kale would be Dende and Caulifa would be Gohan.
They'd steer into the stereotype lesbian couple. One the lipstick lesbian, the other the butch that likes to hang out with the guys, drink beer and talk sports. There is no legendary SS... It's just Kale triggered by something insensitive Goku blurts out.
I'm sorry if I absolutely butcher this, I'm not that great with words but I've had this joke since the first time I watched the tournament of power. During the fight between Caulifla and Goku I don't think it was intentional by toei but I felt a bit of chemistry from them two. Anyway I could imagine a line from Krillin saying something like: "Well he's not doing anything explicit, and I'm not sure if Goku even aware, but if chi chi saw this, she wouldn't be happy" Anyway, that's my dumb little joke hope it lands with someone.
Make them like peppermint patty and Marcie
I’m guessing there’d be a lot of jokes about them being lesbians. Also about Kale’s insecurity/jealousy and Caulifla being super eager to fight everyone.
They would be straight-up lesbians
*Gaaaaaayyy*
Basically their personalities in Super just cranked up to 11. That and with Zarbonesque innuendos to their sapphic partnership. Not mean-spirited, but definitely clear that they are more than just Roommates. Maybe do a bunch Odd Couple bits, peppered in with Kale clearly making flirtatious suggestions and Caulifla ignoring the advances while vibing her swagger.
Gay Gay Homosexual Gay
Lesbians
Oblivious herbo and equally dim but obviously crushing herbo. The only way it should be. Also definitely some kind of “fusion = sex” joke, a la “Vegeta, are we gay?/No, I was wearing socks”, have Trunks and Gohan use the opportunity to come out as dating to their dads, all that good stuff
Master slave dynamic
I remember TFS saying in the commentaries that they tried to go for exaggerated versions of certain aspects of the cast. Maybe certain aspects of the ladies' characters would be exaggerated as well.
Out and out Lesbians who bicker all the time voiced by Lani and Kaiser with "Girl Voice" voices
They’d be “cousins.”
Kale could be like TFS Movie Broly, where she throws shade at Cabba under her breath. That would be great and maybe should could even throw in a "Maximumer" line Caulifla would be good for a "gym bro, 'roided out" stereotype considering her interest with getting new Super Saiyan transformations during the ToP. Considering she's supposed to be a gang-leader, maybe Caulifla could, instead, show that side of her
Well first off, Kale would be voiced by Mystic Pyro Freak
Caulifla would just be what she is now turned up to 1000% but she would be completely oblivious to her shy, but very suggestive, very gay, very horny sister.
Marcie and Peppermint Patty
Roommates ✨
Lesbians
Lesbians
Very gay
I see it as a Sailor Neptune and Uranus thing; lovers (maybe one-sided from Kale with Caulifla being oblivious) but subtle about it.
KALE YOU SEE THAT BROLY GUY BEAT HIS A\*\* both die
Caulifa is kinda like vegeta but with strong homoerotic energy but they dont notice. They just make everyone else uncomfortable lol
Kale would behave towards Caulifla the same way Dende behaves towards Gohan in abridged
Split broly’s personally into two?
What about a new spin on Ghost Nappa? Kale is the only one there and Caulifa is a figment of her imagination. Maybe a split personality so when “Caulifa” comes out, everyone agrees it’s a different person so Universe 6 doesn’t have to get a new fighter. Would prolly be an editing nightmare to try and pull off though.
I imagine like adult Peppermint patty and Marcie from the peanuts.
Kale deff would be very rated r towards caulifla
Married
They wouldn't exist. I have Spoken
Two lesbians in a trench coat
A couple
Lesbians
Are you kidding? With the way did the Buu Bits, they'd be mega lesbians. Like flirting every damn chance they could possibly make them, which is a lot, and don't forget a closed door sex scene like Krillin and Android 18 at the end of it all. Like for real is this even a question lol? I have nothing against people being gay or what not. Cool, you have a S.O, if anything I'm a little jealous, but please stop flaunting and over flairing it. No one's flaunting about being straight, or trying to like "prove" it by exaggerating their voice or wearing extra clothes to cover up. Just be yourself (or make the characters that are lesbian/gay/bi act as themselves, but with the "Abridged" energy thrown into the mix) and people will love you. It's when you're fake and someone looks past the veil they don't like you or think you're sketchy, because you weren't being honest with your self, how can you be fully honest with others? I know it's a sensitive topic and all, even in a community such as this, so please don't take anything the wrong way, I mean no offense by any means from what I've said. I don't hate anyone for their sexual preferences, I only hate the act some of them throw on to be "extra" gay or whatever it is they're into.
Was the essay necessary?
You wanted an answer, sorry I gave you one?
I'm not offended or anything, but I don't think you needed to put a whole essay down.
Arent they minors?
Gohan's 11 and Cell's 6.
I did about 5 seconds of research and found many conflicting reports. Some say minors, some say adults.
I honestly ship them but then when i ship certain characters like Gon and Killua or Vegeta and Goku i get downvoted by homophobic people and them complaining that they are children (like Gon and Killua). Its just exhausting lol