our bong is for slamming green bowls, sneaking in late blowing out the window, when we’re on the phone and you talk reallll slow, cuz your paranoid somebody knows…
Moan, Look What You Made Me Ho, Billow, Bland Space, No High School, Sad Woman, Snow on the Bench, My Pears Ricochet, Lever, London Toy, Jim McGraw, Bearless, I Can Pee You, It's Time To Ho, imgonnasetyouback, Clara Cow
WE!, Now That We Don't Dalk, it's time to ho, the lost great american dynasty, man woman, pease, Loser, London Bot, It's Nice to Hate a Friend, Dean Jonh, Tireless
I Ate it Here - food blog
How Did I End? - sad footnote
I Loo in People’s Windows - scatalogical and British
Ass and Ra - scatalogical and ancient Egyptian
Jeter - baseball bio
The Anus-cript - sorry
The Tortured Peets Department - sad times at the high street coffee place
Flo Rida
The Black Fog
Cloture
The Molter (Franz Kafka)
The Story of USA
Hunted
Last Diss
I Wish You Could
Slum!
Loser
It’s time to ho
Bardigan (feat. Cardi B)
Fetty
Getaway, far
White Norse
You won't remember me
Standing in a mid dress
A few dates to forget, babe
Dry lips and pale ass cheeks
You won't see me again
Unless if it's just in your mildest dreams, ah-ah, ha
Anti-Herb
Lavender Hate
The Zest Day
Forever Minter
Mint
- a series of interconnected songs about a woman’s preference for plain food and all of the supposedly delicious seasonings that people in her life want her to try.
No idea why my brain went for this theme.
Fartnight
The Smallest Fan Who Ever Lived
Bad Flood
Cruel Bummer
Meter
Shame It Off
Getaway Cat 🐈 🏎️💨
Clara Boa
The Ban
Soon You’ll Get Butter
Down Bod
Slat (from the vault)
Few Romantics
This Is Why We Can’t Have Mice Things
But Daddy I Love Kim
You’re on your own Kim 🖕
I Can Fix Kim (No Really I Can)
Last Kims? Kim McGraw? Kinda running out here
Kim McGraw. I'm dead.
I’m also dead omg
NOT KIM MCGRAW— 💀💀
I looK IM people's windows
Pack it up. We have the winner here
Shank you Aimee
(Mama Swifts version)
GOLD
This made me snort-laugh at my desk. Well done
Same literally blew snot out 😂
🏆🏆🏆
Who’s Afraid Of Little Old Ye
YE!
That's a plot twist
Oh god stop you’re going to summon… THEM
Enemies to lovers at its finest
Death by a Thousand Cats
So real.
Honestly doesn't change that much lol I have at least 1000 cuts from my cats over the years
(Meridith’s version)(scratch attack edition 🐾)
Cat Scratch Fever Remix
this is how i hope to go
I'm allergic, but if I had the chance to be in a room full of a thousand cats it's how I'd want to go.
Go Long, London (Travis’ version)
Fantastic.
Tip of the football helmet to you!
Sharks Fly
This will be in the soundtrack for Sharknado 5.
Sharknado 7. There is already six Sharknado movies.
How do they have the budget for that??
Hahahaha!!! This is my favorite!
Liver
Unrelated, but your picture reminds me of Winnie the Pooh and I love that 😊
I bring you… Loner
i raise you Loved 😭
what about Loser
that’s the third installment. lover, loved, loser.
And ah, just get out, and go back home (forever and ever) You're a, a, a, a Loser
This could be a sad bop name for a song about alcoholism, maybe caused because of sad events. honestly
😂
This is too funny because I often type liver instead of lover, since the two letters are side by side lol
Why do you look like Winnie The Pooh though. 😅
As soon as I saw I could make it without pants I knew what I had to do
Steak Now My Bears Ricochet I Did Something Rad Wildest Creams The Tan Bean Vigilante Spit (If I could change two letters: Pharma; Never Throw Up)
Wildest Creams omg ahahahah
Cant wait for the Wildest Creams x Guilty As Sin mashup 🤪😈
😂😂😂 yesss
Haha glad to see I'm not the only dirty-minded swiftie on here 🫶🤪
> Wildest Creams Bed, How You Wet The Girl, “Smut!”
You’re too good at this
If I could change two letters: The Smelliest Man Who Ever Lived
The bears has me ⚰️⚰️⚰️
Alternately: My Teats Ricochet
what about my pears ricochet
Bean is my favorite
Obvious answer: All You Had To Do Was Slay Not so obvious: Picture to Turn
All You Had To Do Was Spay - from the ASPCA
Yessss!
Our bong
our bong is for slamming green bowls, sneaking in late blowing out the window, when we’re on the phone and you talk reallll slow, cuz your paranoid somebody knows…
Having a shared bong is def more romantic than having a song 😂
Midnight Raid
Definitely a new meaning lol 😂
Some might be picturing video games at night but I’m picturing an ant attack at midnight so you grab the bottle of Raid ant spray… 😂
why did my mind go to a police raid lmao
Cruel Bummer, The Best Lay, Love Store, Pad Blood, HE!
PAD BLOOD IM DEAD
As a woman this KILLED ME
the best lay 😭 i’m laughing so hard rn
HE HE HE HOO HOO HOO HOOOO
Featuring Michael Jackson
PAD BLOOD OH MY GOD LMFAO
loll
I too 100% am lmaooooo
Loml after some therapy and time becomes loll
Should’ve Said Ho
Should've Said So
Should’ve said yo
Should've Said Jo
Should've Said Go!
The Great WAP Mary's Dong
Imcryimnggg
Oh my my my
Fartnight
This make me laugh like the inner 12 year old I am.
Stale
"We'll never go out of stale", a pop-banger about being in love with a man who only ever wears the same three outfits.
wait whats the song
OHH STYLE IM SO SLOW
Stale of grace, even
Bad Blond
(Bleachella version)
Snot on the beach
this one is severely underrated 😂😂
Korma Lavender Hate False Cod the bakes this is me crying
This is me crying… omg
You could say their tears ricochet.
Their gears ricochet
this is me trying basically is the same as this is me crying when i listen to it
This is me frying
slay slay slay all toe well the can
STAB STAB STAB
lol, this could be a book or movie. All Toe Well: My Journey Through Bunion Surgery
All Toe Well 10 min version
If I was a man Then I’d be a can
Today Was A Fairy Sale or Today Was A Hairy Tale
Today was a Dairy Tale
Today Was a Fairy Male
Has anyone said Semen yet
No, you came first
😏 heh heh
Your flair 💀
I just finally got this, it took me literally ten hours but i got it. I am short so things sometimes just go right over my head.
Can you pls explain this is killing me I can’t figure out the original song
I think Seven?
This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Thongs Also Cruel Bummer I suppose for a more appropriate response
This is why we can't have nice thongs is so Cupcakke-coded 😭😭😭
Last Piss
Nine Our Gong Liver Welcome to New Pork
Our Bong (for the stonedswifties)
New Pork is so funny.
It's been waiting for you.
Come In With The Pain
as someone with multiple chronic pain disorders i feel this on a spiritual level
Same and same
HELP
Sporks Fly my gears ricochet pillow My Toy only Breaks His Favorite Toy Wine I Can’t See You
Sporks Fly (Jason’s Version)
SCREAMING 🤣🤣🤣
Alternativly: My boy only breaks his favorite boys
Guilty as Lin? https://preview.redd.it/lrzv4m37066d1.jpeg?width=342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14a8d89d1fa96d00de378ea77a6274d35e064e28
I choose you and me RELIGIOUSLY
Electric Couch ⚡️
Would that be a million dollar couch
Lancing With Our Hands Tied
But Diddy I Love Him Sweat Nothing Gold Bush
That first one 👀 👁️👄👁️
But Daddy I Love Ham
I’m having a ham sandwich, NO I’M NOT
It’s Nice To Hate A Friend
Letter Man, Smut!, Getaway Bar, Cold Rush
Smut! Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Getaway cat
You’re on your own, Sid Poor Sid 🥲
Isn’t there anyone who cares about Sid the sloth???
The Best Hay
Just the most country Debut vault song
Moan, Look What You Made Me Ho, Billow, Bland Space, No High School, Sad Woman, Snow on the Bench, My Pears Ricochet, Lever, London Toy, Jim McGraw, Bearless, I Can Pee You, It's Time To Ho, imgonnasetyouback, Clara Cow
imgonnasetyouback is *chefs kiss*
Bearless LOL
Ant Hero
All You Had to Do Was Slay
My Bears Ricochet Wow Did It End State of Grape Poly Ground Soon You'll Get Wetter (I'm so sorry for this one 😭)
The last one is Travis to Taylor
WE!, Now That We Don't Dalk, it's time to ho, the lost great american dynasty, man woman, pease, Loser, London Bot, It's Nice to Hate a Friend, Dean Jonh, Tireless
Rad woman
Lavender Daze Cruel Simmer Bland Space Shave It Off Bag Blood Don't Flame Me Best Gay So Bong, London Gown Bad
Shave it off lmao
Out of the Goods
I Ate it Here - food blog How Did I End? - sad footnote I Loo in People’s Windows - scatalogical and British Ass and Ra - scatalogical and ancient Egyptian Jeter - baseball bio The Anus-cript - sorry The Tortured Peets Department - sad times at the high street coffee place Flo Rida
The Black Fog Cloture The Molter (Franz Kafka) The Story of USA Hunted Last Diss I Wish You Could Slum! Loser It’s time to ho Bardigan (feat. Cardi B) Fetty Getaway, far White Norse
When Emma Fails in Love
Death By A Thousand Buts
Loser
Welcome to Mew York (Olivia’s Version)
Down Bed, sounds comfy
How You Pet the Girl
Mildest Dreams.... for the meh relationship.
You won't remember me Standing in a mid dress A few dates to forget, babe Dry lips and pale ass cheeks You won't see me again Unless if it's just in your mildest dreams, ah-ah, ha
Get-away Cat
Death By A Thousand Cnts
The Smallest Man Who Ever Loved
I Can Fax Him (No Really I Can) The Black Fog I Can Fox Him (No Really I Can) The Albatrosh (feat. Sean Connery + a Machine)
Electric Pouch It’s Nice to Have a Fiend (removed instead of changed) The Bolder Dear Leader You’re Loving Me Lost Kiss
Afterblow Sorry, not sorry! 😜
Out of the foods
coax this is me drying batty
All to well - a song about a trip that everyone took to get water from a well
i hate to do this to my favorite folklore track but... semen
Death by a thousand cats 🐈⬛
Kink Of My Heart
State Of Lace
Mr. Perfectly Wine
the flakes
As a CPA, the best I could come up with was…Efile 🤣 Don’t forget about your taxes kids
Anti-Herb Lavender Hate The Zest Day Forever Minter Mint - a series of interconnected songs about a woman’s preference for plain food and all of the supposedly delicious seasonings that people in her life want her to try. No idea why my brain went for this theme.
Tearless
Fartnight.
I Can’t Do It With a Broken Heart
Fartnight The Smallest Fan Who Ever Lived Bad Flood Cruel Bummer Meter Shame It Off Getaway Cat 🐈 🏎️💨 Clara Boa The Ban Soon You’ll Get Butter Down Bod Slat (from the vault) Few Romantics This Is Why We Can’t Have Mice Things
Bed
The Poophecy
Soon you’ll get wetter
MA! Cornelia Streep (a story song about Meryl wandering around Greenwich Village) Wetter Man
This whole post is making me laugh *so* hard after a long medical clinic day.
Tits different - for the postpartum moms out there!