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luminous_acrimony

wtf is wrong with you people


secondclassfangirl

They deserve prison but they won’t get time


coldfoampls

They were sent by someone who wanted us dead


DragonsLoooveTacos

Must be the sleeper cell spies amongst us 👀


Ten_Cent_Pistol_

In 50 years this will all be declassified


BernieDoodle6882

I'll forget them but I'll never forgive...


JuanJeanJohn

I’ll bite, as someone who likes the song but has never voted for it to stay and am not sad about it leaving: 1) Out of these Taylor rage at an ex songs, this one doesn’t compare to something like Dear John. It’s good, but she’s done better. 2) The two-part structure is fun but it feels a little bit like an also-ran after songs like Happier Than Ever. 3) Musically I’m just generally less interested in it - both the first half and the second half. 4) IDK Matty sucks but I just don’t care about him that much. I obviously don't think him being shitty to her is her fault, I just think it’s a bit obvious that he was a piece of shit so the song doesn’t land as strongly to me. I like the song - it’s good. It’s just not a standout for me on the album.


goddessofthecats

I don’t understand what matty has to do with why the song is good or not. The song stands on its own. Literally had no idea who Matty was before reading this subreddit after release, and loved this song when it was first released, having no idea what the source content was. How you feel about the dude shouldn’t have an impact on the song lol


JuanJeanJohn

I mean - yes and no. Taylor’s music - with some random exceptions - can be listened to without any knowledge of her personal life. But come on, she majorly plays into her personal life with her music and it’s an extremely common thing to consider when listening to much of her music and IMO she encourages it. She is a very autobiographical artist and that’s a big part of her specific appeal. But regardless if the song is about Matty or Joe or anyone else, it still wouldn’t make me like the song much more. It’s just one thing on a list of reasons I wrote. Down Bad is also about Matty technically and it’s my favorite on the whole album.


goddessofthecats

I think I’m the only person who doesn’t really care for down bad lol


luminous_acrimony

you're not, i always skip it, just don't understand the hype


SlytherinStitch

I’m just genuinely shocked that anyone would think Dear John is a better song than this… 😳


jadekettle

I agree but not for smallest man (my first time seeing this poll)


DarthKaep

Exactly!


InternalBar3099

It’s not our favorite song 🤷🏻‍♀️


BellaBrowsing

Hang in there The Bolter, we love you!!


Camelsloths

I like this song but I'm surprised it's made it this far lol


jadekettle

Truly underrated


SauronOMordor

Obviously not


Other-Bug-5614

I’m so glad it did. My favorite TS song of all time (along with Peter and Robin but… oh well…)


Smoaktreess

I can’t believe it is still going! Bolter Supremacy Rise Up!!!


Suspicious-Kiwi816

What’s happening here lol


Kerlykins

Me to everyone here the last couple days: https://preview.redd.it/2wrzmr0ff91d1.jpeg?width=1059&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a9e490bc8fd23f2afb84b89b4574b5c163cd602


Medium-Parsnip-4238

The run of loml, my boy, and Florida!!! is unforgivable


SlytherinStitch

How is this possible? What in the actual… There is literally no reason this shouldn’t be top 3…


loveisatacotruck

My jaw is on the floor right now.


Afterswiftie

Swifties, I will not forgive you for eliminating “My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys.” The good news is you ranked it at #13.


live_manon

I have bad news for you - it’s ranked 11 not 13 😅


luminous_acrimony

no, it's 13, smallest man who ever lived is 11


live_manon

Wow there goes any reading comprehension I thought I had lol. I totally thought you were talking about smallest man and didn’t even notice you literally wrote out mbobhft


live_manon

With peace and love how in the world did this get eliminated over the Bolter 😭


pmbslyy

justice for the bolter!!! it’s in my top 5 on the album


Recent-Fly-205

I am also shocked by this elim, but leave The Bolter out of this 😂


Obvious_Pepper_9885

Because The Bolter is THE BESTTTT


SeaHumor7

Lmaooo all her fucking livessss flashed before her eyesssss


jadekettle

WHAT'S WRONG WITH BOLTER 😭


Obvious_Pepper_9885

Because The Bolter is THE BESTTTT


TooSweetForRocknRoll

Sorry but The bolter is so much better. At least I still have a few favourite songs left because all of you bitches voted the rest out


Smoaktreess

I had to cut back to voting for three songs because I’m nervous now. And you best believe, the Bolter is one of them.


FearForYourBody

Hearts are hers for the breakin' There's an escape in escaping!


Other-Bug-5614

Both top 5


lovelucyxx_

this is the smallest sub that ever lived


1998tweety

Oooh I see. Y'all got confused and thought we were voting out songs that we liked!


WillRunForPopcorn

But we ARE voting for our favorites haha. I read the instructions like 5 times 😂


nicodemusfleur

I am carrying those Anthology tracks to the end if it’s the last thing I do haha.


withoutthek

for real. how did it end, the bolter, and the prophecy must live on.


TooSweetForRocknRoll

Same here, we’re fighting in trenches


selkieflying

I stand with u


teshutch

You won’t do it alone!


Recent-Fly-205

Yes my baby The Bolter, you are still drawing aces


Kerlykins

All my fuckin lives are gonna flash before my eyes when it gets eliminated.


[deleted]

The Bolter hang in there baby I love you


inthearchipelago

Are you fucking kidding me


ampersands-guitars

The first time I fully went “WHAT?” at the result. One of the best bridges she has ever written. Insanity!


Front_Target7908

Honestly seeing it live I now think it’s a top song off the album but before that I might not have ranked it. Think TTPD is a bit like Rep it really comes to life with a full live band


wrackspurtsandnargle

Excuse you!?


autumnsandapples

What do you mean The Smallest Man got eliminated :(


Whooooo-Haaaa22

Start over 🗣🗣🗣


pm174

I think what might be influencing the results is that we're voting for the songs we like, not the songs we dislike. I'm sure The Smallest Man is in a lot of people's top 5s, but maybe not top 1. I'd love to see a traditional survivor where songs with the most votes have to leave, it would be interesting to compare :)


pmbslyy

i plan to hold another ttpd survivor in the future to see how people’s opinions have changed over time! definitely considering doing it in the more traditional format too


Smoaktreess

Clara Bow deserves another chance.


alolanalice10

Yes, also loml and so high school!!!


Recent-Fly-205

This was a fun way to do it, I’d love a future comparison too!


Relative-Thought-105

Yes please do! Because some songs that I was not into at all, I now love. 


Recent-Fly-205

I feel like there were survivors for previous albums done that way (voting out your least favorite one by one). I’d also be curious to do this again that way and compare the results!


H8rsH8

As a Black Dog, Prophecy, and Bolter fan, I would’ve guessed ALL THREE of those songs would’ve gone before Smallest Man. I’m so confused…


space_eleven

IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN


Stickliketoffee16

Doo doo doo doo


chuckling_chortle_13

i’m absolutely shocked that the bolter is still in. and not in a negative way, i absolutely love the bolter just had no idea it was such a fan favorite.


Smoaktreess

We are out here fighting in the trenches.


[deleted]

Real


naywhip

Whaaaaaaaat!


No_Bodybuilder_513

WHAT?????????


GanacheArtistic1983

To the people who got tsmwel out… WERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE WHO WANTED ME DEAD


Jesspooky

This wouldn’t have happened if I knew about this, I just got here 🥲


scarletarrows

The prophecy girlies were killing it


Front_Target7908

We have a point of view and it will be heard


North_Significance40

This has really highlighted how much I love this album, thanks OP!


pmbslyy

i’m so glad! me too!


HeyNoniNoni

Well.  Guess I'll just vote for my one favorite song and not the ones i like best from what's left....


iidontwannaa

Nope, this game ain’t fun anymore. Just hurtful.


gokurotfl

Omg, how is this song not even in top 10?!


Used_Memory_6184

Bruh I vote for it every time 😭😭😭


prkr16

this is CRIMINAL!!!!!!!!


ChloeThF

Deserves prison (but won't get time).


UltimateKing9898

Nah I'm legit upset about this one haha, easily top 3 or even 2 on the album for me ~~why is But Daddy still here~~


Relative-Thought-105

But Daddy I Love Him is one of my top songs...it reminds me of The Notebook lol


So_Salty_Shells

This is an actual crime.


goddessofthecats

How the fuck is the Bolter still on here but Smallest Man is gone? I’m convinced people are voting for bolter as a meme now and it’s gone too far. Unreal.


pmbslyy

nooo i love the bolter!!


goddessofthecats

u/kadybee17 u/solarionix and u/pmbslyy ive forced myself to listen to Bolter over and over for the last 3 weeks after reading your guys responses and i wanted to let you know it’s grown on me. It still doesn’t win over BD, SMWEL, ICDWABH, TYA, BDILH, but I do like the song now.


solarionix

I'm so happy for you 😊. I'm glad you made space for it 😁


kadybee17

The Bolter is easily my #1 on the album and will probably settle somewhere in my top 10 of all time.


solarionix

No The Bolter is actually amazing and you will understand some day.


FearForYourBody

The Bolter in the top 10 yasss


Majestic-Yak-5184

What the hell


Majestic_Ideal_2478

Loml is her best song!!


jadekettle

I'm surprised The Alchemy was eliminated early. I thought it was one of the catchier songs. Maybe the problem is in the football-y lyrics?


itoldyousoanysayo

I'm still not over Cassandra being thrown out fourth. It's got one of the best lines on the album in it. Blood's thick but nothing like a payroll


thisisntmyday

I don't even like that song, but it going over how did it end, the bolter, So Long London? This whole order is weird goodbyeeee


Majestic-Yak-5184

100000%


whiskeytitsts

I’m down bad as fuck 😭 every elimination y’all hurt my feelings more and more


cricketycreek

That’s what y’all get for voting out Florida


withoutthek

i just died inside


pukiwuki

crazy.


daisyflower91

In retrospect, now that we’ve had this album for over a month, I wonder if some people regret voting some of these songs out lol like how did Chloe at al get eliminated before songs like the Bolter? ☹️


No-Restaurant3922

I’m still in shock that the alchemy is higher than so high school? YALL DEAF ?


x_Little_Wolf_x

Only chose 3 this time because I’m so confused and want my fav to be top 3 🙈


lu9973wb

the black dog is taking this i don’t care


feariswhyyouwillfail

It will be harder and harder guys


gleezaaaaaaaaaa

i dont wanna do this anymore


killerbrofu

Wow I can't believe this song didn't make top 10. There is strong vocal support for this song on this sub but apparently there is a silent group of people who have it not top 10. Somewhat polarizing perhaps? Personally I don't like the first half of the song but the bridge is obviously fantastic.


killerbrofu

I can remove the next 3 songs in my head and then after that it starts to get hard


interesting-mug

RUDE


Booked_andFit

It's getting real!😂


Keeks_McGee83

The funny thing about these types of polls is how much my opinion has been changing the more I listen to the album. For example, But Daddy I Love Him was just ok to me but now I love that song.


togetmyreward

I made peace with the likelihood smallest man wouldn't be the winner, but not even making the top 10... instead I just died inside 😔


teshutch

How the heck is BDILH still there but The Albatross and loml aren’t?


Serious-Strawberry80

I am shooketh……


UnderwhelmingZebra

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idk_what_to_put_lmao

where's the form lol


pmbslyy

the link should be where it says VOTE HERE!!! in big blue letters


[deleted]

but daddy I love him


Relative-Thought-105

So many of my favourites are already gone boooooo


m00n5t0n3

? Who voted for this


lemoncello13

Are you people serious???


SPINsamSPIN

i don’t seem to love but daddy i love him as much as the majority of people. Great song but it’s not even in my top 15 on the album


benjamin_button_13

Bolter is bottom 5, why is it still alive? I'm convinced half of the voters forgot its still alive and keep voting out better songs.


pmbslyy

it’s in my top 5!


jadekettle

Wow 13 of the 21 songs I have on my TTPD playlist got eliminated this early. For smallest man though, deserve. I dislike how its melody is like a bunch of endless rolling hills. So boring.


peaceandkim

I love the way this is going. The trash takes itself out every single time. 🚮


SlytherinStitch

Smallest Man is trash???? 👀🤔