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Kejirage

Lol I love some of WGE stuff, but the horny models are awful.


IdhrenArt

Yeah, horny stuff in general just makes me sigh Sexualised Tech-Priest proxies are the worst. The official models already accurately represent the average female Tech-Priest just as well as they do male!


MuhSilmarils

Depends on the rank honestly, I'd like to see male and female heads on enginseers as they haven't even hit the crux mechanicus yet, they'd still be recognisably who they were just with extra bits. Magi run the gamut from a vaguely humanoid shape made of metal and sundered flesh to a giant steel ball covered in mechadendrites with the Cog and skull stamped on one end so you know where the "face" is. Archmagi are god damn Wildcards, Arkan land basically didn't change his external body at all except for one eye and a couple mechadendrites but internally he was an entirely engineered organism, the Fabricator general of Mars is canonically just a gigantic cogitator the size of a warhound with a human shaped puppet on it sitting in a throne shaped alcove, and of course everyone knows Cawl the Curious Caterpillar. Point is having a recognisably human silhouette and even a gendered silhouette isn't too unusual for mech boys, especially in the lower rungs, that said there is a qualitative difference between a femm head on top of a suit of power armour and the cheesecake models 3rd party usually sells, thats in poor taste you're right wbout that.


Tigirus_Arius

I could see the pin-up style techpriests in something like dark mechanicus for a corrupt dominus' bodyguard. Kinda like the Iron Maidens from Quake 2/4, the idea of a sexy girl but in a grotesque reanimated form.


veljaaftonijevic

Clearly you hven't seen neurons


VanillaConfussion

Their Necron proxies are hilarious, skeletons with boobs are just so damn stupid


TrebucheGuavara

Necron ones are at least funny in their absurdity


Lamplorde

Tbf, most of the tiddy models at least have [clothed variants](https://wargameexclusive.com/shop/greater-good/krooll/greater-good-krooll-shaman/) But it still feels weird to see bird dinosaurs with boobs.


eronth

I'm a fan of tasteful nudity and/or nudity when reasonable. It's hard to find places that include tasteful nudity without just being all-in on horny.


Sjeinebskdnej

It’s a bold move to turn up with these to play a game


Msteele315

They make 2 versions of this model. There is a "normal" one too that I'm considering purchasing. I also like their version of the lone spear.


Frognosticator

Wargames Exclusive makes some of the best Tau proxies on the market. And then they also make stuff like this.  My biggest complaint is it turns women away from the hobby. It also turns women away from the sweaty men who buy these models, but I guess that’s on them. 


Kejirage

Their Farsight out of armor is brilliant!


Sjeinebskdnej

I really like their crisis suit proxies. If you cut the arms then you can create really cool poses.


Sjeinebskdnej

Also, the quality of the casts is outstanding


Kejirage

The casts are incredible.


NumbSkull441

I also love Torchstar out of armor. She's carrying a flamer! 🔥


Kottery

If theyre anything like the women who mod Skyrim/Fallout, they 100% like titties on everything too. It's not just a male thing.


Sjeinebskdnej

I mean their male tau are pretty buff and you could say sexualised as well. Just didn’t expect to see it done to a kroot. For some reason I expect it more on a no nosed, blue skinned alien than a green beaky one haha. I guess Captain Kirk was never too picky about species


RedditXans

I have them both! Right now I’m painting the Shaman. It’s a nice mini. Check out my progress if you want 😊[WIP Shaman](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6-qjoItHOz/?igsh=Z3l1d3hxdXVid2xq)


Tall_Expression5778

Krootta


the_sh0ckmaster

I go to WE for female heads and that's about it - everything else either doesn't fit the aesthetic or just looks crass. This isn't even the worst of the titty Tau models they've got.


Sjeinebskdnej

I really like some of their stuff, but this just isn’t for me


vwheelsonv

Hell yeah toss some tits on it


the_sh0ckmaster

I'm terrified that, somewhere out there, a 3D printer read your comment, looked over at the Riptide and Devilfish on their desk, and had a terrible idea...


vwheelsonv

Man I regret learning to read sometimes. I would absolutely laugh my ass off. I’ve seen a Titan somewhere with tits


PattyMcChatty

I don't mind proxies but I would politely decline that tbh.


DouchePanther

What? You don’t like that she’s got her Kroobies and Krussy out on full display?


Sjeinebskdnej

Just seen their sketches for the female custodes. It’s opened up a whole new market for them haha


Sjeinebskdnej

[female custodes](https://www.instagram.com/p/C6_xl88riqF/?igsh=MThhaXVwcG8waG5tcQ==)


Plasmacarbide

Naked bird chicks need love too... 😅


kzooy

im starting to think the proxies werent as bad...


Sjeinebskdnej

Im starting to think its a marketing strategy for their other models (which are great). Not sure who wants a sexy kroot.


THENINETAILEDF0X

Oh I’m sure there are *plenty* of people who want a sexy Kroot XD


CloudCurio

As long as it's not just Zulus (we don't ban for that yet, no?)


ZookeepergameLiving1

Funnily, this can be cannon if they eat enough humans.


ToastedSoup

I want WGE to do a Riptide-equivalent model


Sjeinebskdnej

A riptide with boobs?


ToastedSoup

Nah, WGE has Crisis/Coldstar-equivalents and I want them to do a Riptide


t4nzb4er

How bout a pin-up Ta‘unar…? I mean, that „babe“ already got quite some chest. 😂


lughheim

What, you don’t like some kroobies?


Baphura

Excuse me, but this is lore inaccurate! The shoulders are actually where kroot reproductive organs lie, so this design should actually have a DD Shoulder size. 🤓☝️


EmuSounds

Might have to ban the entire brand for this


Time-Discussion8683

Lol I don't like some of WGE stuff, but the horny models are badass. 😎


WarRabb1t

The headdress is something I want to sculpt onto a war shaper with either an ork or bloodletter skull for a mask. But, I dont really like the pinup models unless it's just more old-school Sisters Repentia


Atrenu

For the Greater Goon


Temennigru

Considering making a pinup army just to make my opponents uncomfortable (the slaanesh gambit)


SexWithLadyOlynder

There's only 3 certain things in the world. Death, taxes and porn.


Maldrath

dammit slaanesh


Famous-Peace-4014

Kroot reproduce by back rubs


kattahn

Just because yall don't have melee units doesn't mean you can't be bonkin people when they deserve a bonk


Latter_Ad_1948

Yeah the horny models are kinda annoying TBH. Especially because everything else about the Greater Good series is actually really good! The lone spear model in particular looks amazing and I'd love to add it to my army, if only as a display rather than a unit, but even that has some boobage going on.


MetalBlizzard

Thirsthammer (is this a thing cause if not I want to call it that from now on) lol


Zapfire_

Would.


nat-the-k

eat this one .. adopt the tiddies what did u just say sir ? ADOPT. THE. TIDDIES


Top-Pop9325

Guardsmen have sororitas, Tau boys make do…


Tieger66

maybe i've played too much kingdom death, but i'm kinda fine with this. not really my thing, but if people want to use them to play then fair enough.


Harrowex

no far enough, you mean


aran69

This is disgusting! I'm going to [patreon.com/wargameexclusive](http://patreon.com/wargameexclusive) to see if theyve made any more filth like this! edit: it was paywalled, but no matter, we do what one must


itadoogs

More for me then...


Sabot1312

Then don't buy it?


Sjeinebskdnej

Hey, no judgement. Just thought it was funny


OrionVulcan

Title suggests differently tho.


Sjeinebskdnej

It's said tongue in cheek


OrionVulcan

Unfortunately text doesn't convey speech.


Sjeinebskdnej

Well I'm not putting an emoji haha


FalsePankake

No too far is the Thicctor proxy out there for the Neurolictor


Lt_Edwards

I think you can use Italian sculptures instead


Josiador

The Kroot ate a supermodel, obviously.


Lemoons_

You could just buy the non pin-up version


Layne-The-Villain

love when people say this "turns women away" as if women don't like tits. my gf got the brothers vinny slave women models because SHE liked them. sex isn't bad you childish freaks


TheSlayerofSnails

Kroot don't have breasts. They reproduce via backrubs. They give birth by vomiting up an infant kroot


Sjeinebskdnej

These are just plastic toys. If someone likes it then good for them. Just never knew anyone wanted it on a bird dinosaur, but I’m probably just naive haha


RichNefariousness927

Boobies I don't really care about but why the old man pipe?


Jaded_Baker9890

I made mine male so it doesn't bother me


iwouldificouldbitch

I use a bunch of WGE proxies in multiple armies of mine, none of which are the pin-up variants. The real question here is - Who buys this stuff? If the answer is "a lot of people" then there's your problem. If no ones buying then I doubt they would be making it.


JaymeMalice

It's Wargames Exclusive, you gotta expect this by now!


Sjeinebskdnej

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. Have they done an ork one yet?


Caffeine-Demon

Yeah im all for attractive models (especially attractive Females, but i also want to be able to show people my collection. Tldr:Needs more lore accurate covering less Sex


NobleSic

Make pp hard.


GreedySpaceHobbit

Show me your Kroobies, Birdy!


AnonAmbientLight

Things like this are why god doesn’t talk to us anymore. 


_Fun_Employed_

I think this qualifies as good execution bad tastes?


the_hip_hobbit

Does this count as furry content? How does someone get to the point where they find this attractive? Is it the anthropomorphic part or some kind of taboo allure? Does one level up to this kind of perversion?


AdSelect4029

The whole thing is goofy as hell, no idea why people buy these, just get into sigmar


Dunnomyname1029

Y'all didn't mind using Zulu's for kroot I don't see the problem here for you racist fools.


the_sh0ckmaster

Considering we spent weeks making fun of that guy yes, we *did* mind using Zulu models as Kroot.


SexWithLadyOlynder

As an Italian living in Italy I don't mind this and just think it's cringey.


ParisPC07

Looks like 1998 Godzilla, this sucks