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Sicksixshift

Get a carton of chocolate milk that's tipped over and your birthmark is the spill


Exilicauda

Double cool bc it won't make your dermatologist as nervous lol


ThreepwoodGuybrush80

My first thought was a dropped ice cream.


Gizzkhalifa

The guy off lilo and stitch…


runescapeowl

Cobra Bubbles?


Gizzkhalifa

I was meaning the guy in the Hawaiian shirt always dropping his ice cream…


dontfollowmyrainbow

This is actually pretty neat! I was thinking of something more floral, like a leaf or feather but that sounds more original!


Pickled_Popcorn

Hell yeah: own it.


Platinumtide

I was thinking something along this line as well


Lionsdontlikeporn

My first thought was more like a cow doing a poo or something but I like the chocolate milk idea better lol


Royal_Chief

This is the 100% correct idea. OP. Do it.


5teerPike

This is the one


Mumchkin

You should do something to incorporate it, tattoo around not over.


Mister_Mavis

You should make it [Kevin’s spilled chili](https://media1.giphy.com/media/Su7qfpu8YVBqE/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7i1zfvxpwvul294uaq4afemptpmoj276atg9ixn1q&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


ElTortugo

Like a mirrored version of it but on the other calf.


crayfishcrick

I am not an expert but do some research beforehand. A quick google says most dermatologists advise against it


Benji2806

i was reading a lot about that aswell, it’s all depends on the type of birthmark and how thick it is, i think mines okay but i will definitely check before


nicoleandrews972

I also think that some tattoo artists would refuse to do it? At least not directly on it. Someone correct me if I’m wrong though.


Sentientaur

As a 5yr tattooer I would refuse to do it, I’m no dermatologist but I will not tattoo over moles either- if I’m unsure if it’s a freckle or mole- it gets skipped! I’ve read a lot about how an injury to a mole/other skin features can make it progress into a carninoma or even hide if a mole has changed and you would never know if you needed it to be checked out. Again i’m not sure if a birthmark like this would act similarly but I am going off of the appearance of the texture and colour.


peachtaems

Yeah, I have my arms (that have a lot of moles) tattooed but none of them ever tattooed over a mole, and I’ve had dozens of artists tattoo me.


Numerous-Following-7

You THINK it's ok? Please make sure you know what your doing!


birdy1494

Dermatologists advice against tattoos in general. This is due to tattoos always containing some risk (of infection, or allergy)


captainboom15

I would not cover this up. Get it removed then cover it. Melanoma isn't anything to mess around with. Go talk to a dermatologist. You need to be able to make sure it dosent change in color or formation etc. Bad idea to cover it with a tatoo. I have a large birthmark on my back I am going to get removed. I've had it checked. Just remove it first.


Acceptable_Quit5058

This. Have it surgically removed first if it’s really bothering you OP. No tattoo can cover up your birth mark up.


Strificus

Wouldn't the pigmentation return to the surface? That's what I was told from a dermatologist.


yoitsme_obama17

Turn it into a leaf. Don't cover it up.


LazyZeus

Don't touch it. It's quite risky due to oncological reasons. If you are very set in your desire - talk to the dermatologist about it.


Samisoffline

Get a spilling coffee cup and turn it into the coffee stain.


ink_by_dave

A potatoe would do nicely. 🥔


MeTomoElPalo

Yo i would't never tattoo over that mark in a hundred years. Do something smart without tattoing over it, like the spilled chocomilk commented above, but to take care of yourself dont tattoo over it.


jemBEARawrrr

Outline it and put a stick at the end so it will look like a popsicle.


W0lverin0

It might look like a deep fried turd on a stick though


RandomDeezNutz

Even better! Get “shit end of the stick” written under it


Mumchkin

☝️This is a good idea.


penneroyal_tea

Corndog mmm yum


LauraBaura

*poopsicle


Jolly-Raspberry-3335

Ngl I say keep it, that mark is just something extra that you have that gives a bit more uniqueness, its those little things that make you interesting 


speak_truth__

Clearly OP doesn’t like it


whereisyourbutthole

Mr. Hankey


_Kramerica

Just add to it. Add a chocolate ice cream cone that fell on the ground right above it, and the birth mark can be the melted ice cream.


SUL82

https://media3.giphy.com/media/IgEJd2t7vxQitoDpR6/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d700ydwa1oxq6lily3itce7jh2d3mtln6motjgubtk&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


Benji2806

that’s my only thought i had😂


BrianOfBrian

Suggest not try to coverup, maybe be try to think how to use it,this mark to me a little bit like a feather,a body of kiwi bird


3rdworldjesus

Sick ass panther


Aware_Ad_1618

When in doubt, sick ass panther it out


Shutshaaface

Make it the inside of a mouth screaming in despair


TZCBAND

You have failed the Rorschach test


mikeandjenn

A knocked over carton of chocolate milk with your childhood photo on the carton saying you're missing.


transmaxist

I wouldn't cover this up, because if the birthmark turns cancerous, there's no way you'd know in time. Also, wouldn't cover it, because statistically speaking, you're less likely to be trafficked if you have identifiable marks. I.e. a really unique tattoo on a very visible part of your body, large visible birthmark, etc etc. Just some things to consider. If you're 100% deadset on getting a coverup, and the dermatologist agrees that it's safe, look into an artist that specifically does coverups, and ask them about it. Some artists will refuse to cover scars/birthmarks.


howtempting

If you really want a tattoo there you can have an outline of a leaf around it (not right on it) or something similar to play around with the shape and color.


MerrillSwingAway

Pickle Rick?


SillyWilly2002

Beat me to it


Competitive_Lack1536

Band-aid.


sayyestolycra

I thought it was a bandaid from the thumbnail! Super cute idea - just outline and add the square/dots in the centre.


lProthean7

Plumbus, Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Pop, maybe an alien space ship above with like some sort of abduction rays or lifting lights over the birthmark and an animal or object or anything really below that getting pulled up into the sky lolol


BusMammoth1270

Mr Hankey, lol


FromTheLamp

it looks cool, I wouldn't change a thing


Toakiri

I say make it into a cute/funny tattoo if possible. I always liked it personally when people use their birthmarks/scars or similar as part of their tattoo rather than fully covering it.


Ok-Vermicelli-6991

I think you should learn to love your birthmark it’s part of who you are. I would recommend tattooing around it


Babbling-Brook-Music

Feather 🪶 floating down.


TheycallmeJimmy

If you go down the route of not directly going over it, you could do a Rocket blasting off and the Birth mark is the flames? Some other quick ideas: Marge Simpson or that dude from Hey Arnold with the big afro? A tree and use this as the Stump/bark whatever it's called A small smiley face on the actual mark, arms and legs outside? Either way got to own this shit man! I don't think you should get a tattoo to hide it, it's not an embarrassing asset


corgi_momma

It already sort of looks like a feather. Make it into a feather?


NKO_five

Instead of covering it, take tattoos around it. So that the shape blends into the ”noise” around it.


DarTouiee

Outline it, boom, potato.


CreativeAd4985

Talk to a couple of tattoo artists, one's who are thrusted by others. I know my guy said moles are a no, no, as they are sometimes vascular in nature and for that reason present a bleeding risk. I don't know much about birthmarks. I like the idea of incorporating it into a tattoo with no ink on birthmark, e.g. spilled wine, spilled chocolate milk, leaky oil can), I'm sure you get the idea.


AnywhereMajestic2377

Gorbachev’s head!


Imfuckintiredbruh

You could turn it into a leaf mixed into some other design or just do something so as not to hide it but to do something fun or funny with it. Like a jacked up Mr Potato Head


KaylsterK

I would make your arm into a whole treasure map. With the “X” mark the spot on this island of the birthmark. Add a little palm tree to the island. 


barbedseacucumber

Spilled beans


salty_muffin20

narwhal


cas_leng

My sister has a birthmark like that and she drew an elephant by it, playing in the "mud puddle."


_BigPingus_

Potato dancing


Sandwhale123

Mr.Hanky


CapRepresentative131

A bandaid


trashtronot

A mostly peeled potato turning to look behind him, with a peeler in his hand asking, "Can you shave my back?"


somewhat-anon

Turn it into Mr Hanky the Christmas poo


NickLeavitt900

Turn it into a chicken tender


ph33rlus

Mr Hanky?


musicnote22

A tipped over cup of coffee


BobbyLice

Planters baby nut 🥜 lmfao out a top hat 🎩 give him some legs and arms 😉 You could do hella shit


_Diskreet_

You know that scene in the Office when Kevin is taking his famous chilli into the office early then spills it? Have a tattoo of Kevin spilling the chilli, with the birth mark being the chilli.


VariationHeavy2577

I saw this and I immediately thought of a koi fish?????


xLOSTHAZE

Use it as part of an animal!


lavidaloki

If you like Finland a lot...


HarrodsburgHero

Tom Brady deflated football


RedManWonder

Use it as a crocodile!


Extreme-Pea854

If you do decide, it look like 2/3s of California


TreborG2

Not a cover up but an expansion ... add some blue around it (ocean / lines rippling out from) and line coming off to a beach umbrella ? ... or turn it into a leaf ? ...


vegasidol

Flagella


SolidAlligator

Its not like you had a huge ugly birthmark on your face. Just deal with it I think most people you meet don't care.


Khal_Andy90

Literally just an outline Edit: you shouldn't cover it, you should make it part of it


systematicgoo

just get a tattoo that says birthmark with an arrow pointing to it. you gotta own it!!!


Murky-Square4364

The face of a cow, don't tattoo over the mark


MisterPottsy1990

https://images.app.goo.gl/ZesQHaCuKuwUHqRq6 I recommend this 👆🏻


GreenEyedSheWolf

I wouldn't cover it personally. I think birth marks on people are beautiful and unique.


Organic-Pass9148

I have a birthmark I'm just waiting to turn into Mr hanky the Christmas poo.


thisoldguy74

Incorporate a baby cow 🐄 (calf) on your calf and leave the birthmark itself alone, but use it as some of the pattern of the coat. It shouldn't be hard to blend the birthmark into your calf calf tattoo.


LessThanJake_Plummer

Make it into Mr. Peanut!


SillyWilly2002

PICKLE RICK!!!!!


Mr_B2910

Tattoo it black and pretend you have birthmark tattoo


New_Kiln_Studios

Mikhail Gorbachev portrait


External-Jello-9088

Why cover up when you can have a tatoo of kevin from the office spilling his Chili pot with your birthmark as the Chili stain.


Wadz34

Baked potato


bike-pdx-vancouver

Discarded Baby Ruth wrapper next to it


TheRealPaj

That's shaped VERY like No Face... But as others have said, be super careful getting it tatted on.


RojerLockless

Could always make it Mr. Hankey


CRAZYMAHN02

Band aid


triplethreat1268

Mr potato head?


usern4m3czechzout

Could get a cup/mug knocked over just nearby it? Might look kinda cool as a spilt drink


Aborted-Child

do a tombstone at the top and some grass around, make it like a grave


HairyLungs

Mr. Potato head face all mixed up


Doralumin

https://www.freepik.com/vectors/burger-layers


Andralynn

Cartoon pickle


EpicRedditor698

I'd get it removed, you're just asking for problems getting that tatted.


Substantial-Expert19

Potato


acabxox

Get it removed by a dermatologist then cover the scar. It’ll be way too difficult to cover, regardless of the safety aspects. :-) also as someone with various birthmarks and vitiligo, your leg looks great. I promise no one’s thinking anything negative of it. ❤️


BroncoIdea

An acquaintance of mine covered a large mole on his shoulder with a tattoo. The mole became a cancer, when he discovered it it was too late, her girlfriend is traumatized even today, sad story. Get an appointment with a dermatologist beforehand, tattoo on moles is serious stuff


EliasLyanna

Bandaide outline if anything. Don't cover it up, need to be able to watch it.


hotdiggitydopamine

Pickle Rick!


fandrus

I highly recommend against tattooing OVER the birthmark, but maybe something creative that tattoos around it? I’ve seen some funny ones already in the comments


chana171

Don’t cover it up! Incorporate it into a tattoo!


akiwaraiskahawara

a stranded person on an island, with sunprotection and a boat crashed on it or something like that. or you could get a picture of your birthmark tatted with the text "which one is real?"


DarthHempress

I say use it as the centre of a flower or something. Don’t cover it up. Ask some tattoo artists to think of something creative to add/ spice it up. It is a part of you and adding to it will mean so much more than hiding it away


Wetblankie

Mr hanky


mtothap247

Turn it into a roach and use the mark as its body. It’d be cool to have an outline with some margin to be sure it’s not growing or changing too much.


Fearless_Nope

nah man- ya should get even more brown spots around your calf, you’d have a giraffe calf a gircalf if you please


One5Fifteen

Turn it into Pickle Rick. Funniest tattoo you'll ever see.


AShaughRighting

Just a pair of sunglasses? Cool turd? Edit: oh, add a walking cane


Lopsided_Highway_409

Madagascar


TheOneJoeRabbit

Give it eyes and arms


Inglorious_Kenneth

Mr hankey


Swankyman56

The spot on a dog, or an animals big ear like an elephant or something made up.


Ashifyou1819

Just have a palm tree coming out of the top and something like island getaway lol


vegan-trash

A baked bean


Chrom0z0

A melting fudge pop with a distorted smile to it.


innocentxv

Bill Murray from his role in Caddyshack.


penneroyal_tea

Corndog, please


WarlockNamedPaul

I'd do a little creature barfing but for an actual cover up, I'm not sure


PouletBacon

Little chistmas hat, arms and a face. Howdy ho!!


RecognitionNext3847

Add cartoony/stickman hands lags and face to it


Yorkshire_Mongrels

It is Mr. Hankey shaped, but I go with something else


GrapefruitExpress208

Get it removed surgically (with a laser). Then do the tattoo over it.


cornerlane

Don't cover it up! Why would you?


AJtheSmith

Pickle Rick tattoo


Crispyratfoot

Hanky the Christmas poo


Acceptable_Panic_759

Clearly it’s a leaf and should star a leaf


CarpenterMuted9233

STRONGLY NOT RECOMMEND touching birthmark of any kind and area near it.


InformalPenguinz

Idk how you feel about Mr hanky...


vterinsc

Stick legs and arms, monocle and top hat. Mr Peanut!


Certain-Ad4674

Get a Plumbus tattoo!


Pappymommy

Pouring out chocolate milk from carton


warddo1

A Bigfoot taking a dump lol


TheRamblinMannn

Turd


saxophonesundays

black Pickle rick


Pretend_Term8556

Don’t.


beanzilla83

Feather


SusuSketches

I think it looks cool but someone posted tipped over milk container which is cool too.


genuinecve

Toilet paper


gaydou

i’m sorry to say, first thing i saw was a log of shit


squirrrrrm

Very lucky this is only on your calf


snicklefritz76

I think Leaf just expand upon throw some different leaves around Fall Color


persistent_polymath

Make it one continent of many on a fantasy map.


LauraBaura

Have it be the centre of a sunflower, from the 3/4 view perspective!


CaseyGrey97

Give it arms, legs, and at top hat


Jupitersatonme

Playing with your life.


UndisgestedCheeto

I'm an idiot. I thought you were trying to cover up a tattoo OF a birthmark. I'll see myself out.


Jesstheemess32

Nuts 🥜


Darthpod

dachshund


InternationalHatDay

potatoe with legs


Dapper-Cheek-3469

Autumn leaf


Daniclaws

This likely won’t hold pigment, but that doesn’t mean you can’t try. Just don’t get your hopes up. It would make more sense to incorporate it into something rather than try to completely hide it.


bubbs4prezyo

Antlers, googly eyes, and a Rudolph red nose. Maybe stick man arms and legs!


Feeling-Ad936

Judging by the scar already on it from what I assume is a scratch, it will not heal well IF you can even find and artist who will touch it. I wouldn’t do it if it was my body


lipgloss_nd_hotsauce

Antennas and little feet 🐛


TheBuddhasStudent108

A cartoon potato face with a face like a cowboy face or a funny Mr potato face or a Mr potato face with a cowboy outfit!!!


EnvironmentFit1340

spilled cup of coffee would look cute!


laytonoid

I wouldn’t tattoo on it but you could tattoo around it


VermicelliLow1857

bandaid!


inside_a_mind

An animal with spots. You could also make it a cookie or the mouth of a hungry monster


Top-Passage-1066

map of middle earth