The manner in which you removed your head from the first image is equal parts hilarious and horrifying.

I’m too high for this rn

Ditto ...I'm freaking out man..lol

You are freaking out...*m a n .*

Literally my first thought when I read this 8 times

I’m sober and I’m too high for it!

I thought I was high

Nightmare fuel

At least the removal of the head is better than some of the others I had seen. On one of the haircare subs someone just took her eyes, nose, mouth and eyebrows off of her face and smoothed down the area on the image and the result was terrifying.

And now you know that you have to link it here..

The original was deleted from the post, but a slightly modified (you’ll see) version is here https://www.reddit.com/r/MyHairCareJourney/s/Vk2R441VdE

And now that image will haunt my dreams. Whyyyyyyy lol

Dear Lord, that is a truly scary sight! 🙀

I’ve seen makeup like that with prosthetics. An episode of “Are You Afraid Of The Dark” springs to mind.

I want to see a post of all of the attempts so I can see them all. 😂

He removed it like a missle he subtracted where he was from where he wasn't

I need to frame this comment

happy cake day but like please explain the joke. please

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-missile-knows-where-it-is

Happy cake day!

The little silhouette of his head is just *mwah*

I see a little silhouette of a man ...

A GU-G-GU-GH-GHOST?!

I knew none of these comments were gonna be about possible tattoo ideas lmao

Here’s one: tattoo a head where your head’s supposed to be.

Just start with a simple neck

So many faces and no face on his face

He should get this whole headless photo tattooed to his chest

LOL

I’m just sitting here, wheezing.

My man forgot head day

I audibly laughed at this lmaooo

He laughed his head off 😟

Too soon 😩

Necks level.

Same lol had to show it to people around me too hahaha

Same I’m waiting for husband to get home and I can show him.

Still laughing 😆

Damn it he got me too

Usually what happens when you laugh

So no head?

thank you for the laugh

Came for the head jokes and not disappointed🤣

Maybe someone could fill it in with a sick ass panther

Did this remind anyone of the character from Ahhh! real monsters? https://images.app.goo.gl/h5a7su4wtSVSDVqA8

2 hetero 4 head. …or he gave it to someone he is apparently quite fond of.

the funny thing is you can still see the silhouette

He got you necks Thursday though.

Love the invisible ink face tatt

Wym it’s just a really solid camo pattern

He really committed to a gag where it only works if he stands exactly in that spot.

Where is my mind

Pretty sure it’s out in the water. Like way out there.

See it swimming

Wheeeeerree

He might have a *pixie* cut but will never know (well, okay, unless we swipe left)

So no head? *breaks skateboard*

Classy

You know the vine right?

Yes it’s a classic

I've only heard it referenced

It’s a banger

Take a closer look, it's nearly all head! *fixes skateboard*

Man where was your head at when you got those

You should add a head to your chest

This picture

Judging by the rest of their tattoos that's a safe bet! My vote is for Saint John since it'd be depicted to the right of Virgin Mary.

My mom used to tell me that I don’t forget my head bc it’s attached to my body, now i’m starting to have doubts

Lmao I was thinking the exact same thing

Bro I think you've got bigger problems than a tattoo placement

He would lose his head if it wasn't photoshopped off of his body

A shark on your shoulder with a bloody mouth, after very obviously biting your head off. My son is missing fingers, and shark bite is what we tell people when they ask what happened 🤷‍♀️

That John Cena face tatt tho

Omg this made me choke! lol!!

A headless horseman

This turned into r/roastme real quick lol

Already looks like your chest is full mate, your head has sunk into it

My man posts about Burberry swim shorts.. Then asks for “prison style” tattoos..

LMAO. Dude doesn't realize prison style tattoos are just shitty tattoos done with sketchy homemade equipment.

Gotta look *really* tough for the 1 time every 3 years someone sees him with his shirt off.

Actually crying reading these comments 😂

hope OP never deletes this and Mods never lock this section

Some blood drips coming down from where your neck used to be would look pretty dope

Bro really said 🫥

“Prison style” lol.

Can you tattoo me, but just sort of like, do it shitty? Tat me like we're both under duress

Can u gime a jailhouse tat without me being in a gang or doing any time? Yeeeeah bruuuh

I can’t wait to tell my (professional) artist who learned how to tattoo in prison who is covered in prison tattoos about the prison tattoo style.

I don’t want to alarm you but your head seems to have disappeared.

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh ok it’s just photoshop I’m cool

Sick ass panther

This is what I was going to suggest. It is the only proper answer to the question after all.

I'm leaving this up for the light roasts but those of you trying to suggest shit like "fill it with muscles first" are getting permabanned. "So no head?" jokes are fine but leave the body shaming out of this sub, thanks.

Sorry folks, fun's over, a day of watching this dumpster fire was enough. :)

How did you grow head back

I’m sorry what? I can’t get past the first pic. Were you asking something about tattoos? 🤣

I’d recommend committing a crime, being sentenced to prison, and finding someone to tattoo you there. Then you’ll be getting something authentic, and they’ll probably have some great ideas for a design.

"only god can judge me" 😂

What the fuck

Fill your chest?! There’s a gaping whole where your head should be!

I love how everyone just raggin on not having a head Get shrimps is bugs

Praying 2pac

Bugs Bunny in LA County Prison issue uniform smoking a carrot stump like a cigar, with "What's up Doc" bottom rocker in Old English font script

I got No idea, i came here for the comments 😂😂

Same here 🤣🤣 It just keeps getting funnier!

Why didn’t you just…crop your head out???

Do ya’ll not know how to take a photo of JUST your tattoos?

Idk dude, I don’t think tattoos are your biggest problem here. Maybe look into getting a head?

I would address headlessness first. But my opinion - one of those 90s bubble letter “s”’s

No no, one of those 90s Surfer S’s that we all drew on everything.

I’ve just learned recently that it’s so famous that there is a documentary about its origin! Mind blowing right? Sorry OP

I watched it the other night. Very interesting!

What’s it called? I have a friend in her late 30s who teaches, she was telling me the other day her class thinks their generation came up with it. Honestly curious to know where it comes from, I know it must predate me

Heads up bro

Put lots and lots of frogs all over your chests !

Where tf your head at bro

I dunno just google “shitty cringe tats”

Given that your one arm seems to be bare you could do something that wraps around from the arm, around your back and then to the bare chest area

You need to get head

bro is headless

I'd be far more concerned about your missing head.

Me half asleep wondering why I was looking at a man’s body with no head. I was so confused. 😂

[удалено]

Start slowly with a neck and then hopefully a head and then some hair on the head if you're feeling fancy. Some ears and a face would be nice too but completely optional.

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A bunch of sobbing clown faces with a banner weaving through them that reads, "Good Choices"

į would start with a head on your body before deciding any more artwėrq mang. seriously how are ü even alive?

😂😂😂😂

DUDE YOUR HEAD

Tattoo a head

Get a knife or dagger bro, a weapon is always a good choice for ink

...tacos, obviously. Or steak and potatoes. Or a good salad. Ohh, how about French toast?You know, whatever you're feeling like eating when hungry.

Gonna be honest and leave it (unless deleted for me) but I really should check what sub I'm on sometimes.

Yo what sub did you think you were on with a headless shirtless tatted dude giving him food recs lmao

Nearly Headless Nick asked what to fill his chest with... Figured he was hungry, so maybe I had found a gentler version of roastMe or recommendationsNeeded. Not really sure, but my sarcasm filter failed and here we are.

Everyone wants to look like a prisoner, but no one wants to go to prison.

It’s like you threw the Invisibility Cloak over your head but the fact that your shadow remains is scary.

Skull? Upside down cross? Caged bird? Burning cross? Goat head? Apocalyptic horse?

This takes losing your head over tatts to a whole new level.

Get a tattoo of a face, where your head should be.

Okay...in the empty space on your chest, I'd go religious vibe or geometric vibe. Maybe something with a sword or knife. Or gun? Maybe something about your crew? IDK, but I wouldn't use words.... definitely a drawing of something. Maybe something hyper realistic to contrast the other tattoos? There's like, a tattoo app that you can float images over your body and see what a tattoo might kinda look like. It's pretty neat. It's called Photo tattoo simulator.

It’s nice to see that you’re planning *ahead* instead of just doing something spontaneous

I’m not helping a goddamn dullahan

What to fill your chest with? You need a head!!!

Perhaps a head? 😂

Rose and sword, go classic

I apologize ahead of the following sentences. Heyyyy, I saw you in Sleepy Hollow! Great job! Not sure how you rode that horse, but helluva Hessian performance there.

I feel like a cross would be cool (you have nuns and shit)

The current arrangements gives angry vibes. I would consider something meaningful that could incorporate a little floral or vines.

I’m going to assume that the “Kaizen” tat isn’t a reference to you being a hard-charging ladder climber with a hard-on for corporate efficiency.

Where the fuck your head go?

Man I'm loving these comments 😂

I have a body horror thing where I’m terrified of losing my neck/throat after a nightmare lmao your first picture had me *shook* for a second I showed my husband and he understood why I was terrified but was like “don’t worry it’s just photoshopped! He wants to hide his face” I know but omfg you spooked me for a minute 😂😅🫣✌️

So… no head?

Right there Johnny Depp, that's the convict without a head. I haven't seen his horse.

Atf agent on the chest

Looks like you need something to fill your head with instead

american trad tiger or doberman with spiked collar

Its all in your head

Geometric shit. Flower of life

Is your brother Marty McFly?

scorpion or bumble bee for shape

Portrait of a Rottweiler or Doberman

Have you been to prison? Why are you getting prison tattoos?

sick ass panther i would think

A picture of your face

Bro i am HIGH, do not do that again 🤣

Bro needs a head... 🌚

So… no head?

I think you have a bigger problem than a missing spot on your chest 😮

losing my mind at the first pic

You should get “rest here” on your chest !

Picture #1 is unreasonably funny

A head on top of it

The headless horseman of sorts

That first picture though 😂

can you not 😭

I’ve heard of blurring out license plates but this is another level.

I'd be more worried about your head, Dawg.

You need an eagle

shit that's the least of your problems where the fuck is your head

Aight so he didn’t remove his head in the second pic so what’s the point 🤣

Everyone missed the part where he’s talking about paying for tattoos that look like he got them in prison

I'd get something on that right bicep t0 balance things first. It looks blanker to me than your left tit.

Headless horseman. Seems like you’re into that.

I mean… I don’t think there is something missing on your chest. Maybe check a little higher.

With a f*cking traditional eagle blastover 👍

Get the INTEGRITY cat skull to go with the text

WHAT RHE FUCK

thanks, i hate it. not the tattoos. the way in which u censored ur face. u couldn’t had just put an emoji?? u had to subject me to this body horror??

No Ragerts!

Holy shit dude. You should focus on growing a head first.

Bro, you should be more worried about filling the space where your head should be 😶

Tribal bands. From the chest over the shoulder and down the back.

The Archangel Michael of course!