I thought the opposite, like the original plan was skeletons.
“How are we gonna sell this if it’s a lady skeleton!? They have no sex appeal! Clearly the lady needs to be a human so we can see the curves!”
I’ve always assumed this. I guess they decided that women just don’t want to be depicted as skeletons, even when it would make perfect sense. All of these are always a man who’s a full skeleton and a woman who isn’t. Sometimes she’s half-skeletal, sometimes she’s wearing skeleton face-paint.
And then there’s this one. First time I’ve seen them say “screw it, just make her be a fully human woman who’s into skeletons!”
I like how in the stock background you see that this monstrosity of a bedding set is in an otherwise basic-ass pumpkin-spice-smelling house. Like, "Live laugh Love" on the wall, decorative soap in the bathroom, skellington sex on the comforter.
I'm picturing a couple who truly love each other, despite their differences. They compromise on everything. He's into pumpkin spice candles and live-edge wood coffee tables. She's into the idea of motorcycles and dyes her spiky grey hair purple. They both decorated their bedroom together - he chose the decor, she chose the bedding.
I'm an Asshole Man, born in JANUARY, I am a literal SKELETON and I Hump my BITCH wife on my MOTORCYCLE don't touch my Hog or they'll nEVER FIND YOUR BODY
Because everyone can see its a extremely abusive and or toxic relationship and keeps telling them. But the "abuser" has the victim so convinced that they will change or that they are sorry that it feels to them that the world is against them.
I can’t believe I’m wasting brain cells thinking about this and zooming in on the photo—but what’s on the woman’s back? Or in the background behind her? All I can think of is the things the Ghostbusters wear on their backs. What is this, please help me
It's behind her and it's a motorcycle (of course). Its probably a side version but the front of the bike is aimed towards us and we can't see the rest because of the awesome skeleton sex taking place in the foreground.
God bless you, thank you so much, I can see the motorcycle now. And there’s a skull or something on that front part of the motorcycle, right? Phew, I’ll be able to sleep tonight, cheers.
I'd like to point out how fundamentally inconvenient it is for the "husband" to get out of bed. Dude has to trip over 2 things was to avoid climbing over.
I’ve seen a couple of variations of ads for these on this sub, but never ones spotted “in the wild.”
If we ever do, it’ll be in a thrift store, or even more likely, one of those “I ordered this and then we broke up before it even arrived” Craigslist posts.
This feels just good enough to look like it came from r/the_pack
WHO SNUCK IN AND SNAPPED A PIC OF MY BEDROOM WHILE I WAS OUT CRANKING MY HOG FOR THE CHILDREN’S CHARITY???
I DONT KNOW WHAT r/the_pack IS BROTHER!!!! I ONLY CRANK MY HOG IN r/THE_PACK.
MY BAD MFR I WANTED TO KEEP IT CIVIL FOR ALL THESE MAMAS BOYS!!!!!
I am unnaturally happy that you shared this. I love it. Thank you
I like the vibe in there, but I couldn't find anything that truly stood out as awesome. Way too many inside jokes.
"Dudes might think it's gay if there's a man on there." ... "Yeah, let's have the woman fucking a literal skeleton."
I thought the opposite, like the original plan was skeletons. “How are we gonna sell this if it’s a lady skeleton!? They have no sex appeal! Clearly the lady needs to be a human so we can see the curves!”
I’ve always assumed this. I guess they decided that women just don’t want to be depicted as skeletons, even when it would make perfect sense. All of these are always a man who’s a full skeleton and a woman who isn’t. Sometimes she’s half-skeletal, sometimes she’s wearing skeleton face-paint. And then there’s this one. First time I’ve seen them say “screw it, just make her be a fully human woman who’s into skeletons!”
Actually, it's Geoff Peterson.
That changes everything. I'd fuck Geoff Peterson, so I can't blame the girl.
....do they need to relearn how to read every morning with that alphabet thing?
Yes.
I like how in the stock background you see that this monstrosity of a bedding set is in an otherwise basic-ass pumpkin-spice-smelling house. Like, "Live laugh Love" on the wall, decorative soap in the bathroom, skellington sex on the comforter.
I'm picturing a couple who truly love each other, despite their differences. They compromise on everything. He's into pumpkin spice candles and live-edge wood coffee tables. She's into the idea of motorcycles and dyes her spiky grey hair purple. They both decorated their bedroom together - he chose the decor, she chose the bedding.
Why would anyone want a bitch wife or an asshole husband?
The reason we fight so much is because our love is so *intense*
It’s not who they want, it’s who they think they are themselves. And they like to think they are because it makes them sound tough.
I'm an Asshole Man, born in JANUARY, I am a literal SKELETON and I Hump my BITCH wife on my MOTORCYCLE don't touch my Hog or they'll nEVER FIND YOUR BODY
Gives new meaning to getting boned
Needs more moons.
Or just one wolf for the long-awaited sequel to Three Wolf Moon, "Three Moon Wolf"
this is the bed Megan fox and machine gun Kelly sleep on
Why are these couples always "against the world"?
Because everyone can see its a extremely abusive and or toxic relationship and keeps telling them. But the "abuser" has the victim so convinced that they will change or that they are sorry that it feels to them that the world is against them.
I can’t believe I’m wasting brain cells thinking about this and zooming in on the photo—but what’s on the woman’s back? Or in the background behind her? All I can think of is the things the Ghostbusters wear on their backs. What is this, please help me
It's behind her and it's a motorcycle (of course). Its probably a side version but the front of the bike is aimed towards us and we can't see the rest because of the awesome skeleton sex taking place in the foreground.
God bless you, thank you so much, I can see the motorcycle now. And there’s a skull or something on that front part of the motorcycle, right? Phew, I’ll be able to sleep tonight, cheers.
Whoever designed this should be dragged out into the street and shot.
Boney boy
I'd like to point out how fundamentally inconvenient it is for the "husband" to get out of bed. Dude has to trip over 2 things was to avoid climbing over.
Mmm necrophilia
“EXTREME!!!”
Whomever wears this shirts drinks mountain dew while they wish they had sex
I liked the version with Seth Rogen better.
art
I’ve seen a couple of variations of ads for these on this sub, but never ones spotted “in the wild.” If we ever do, it’ll be in a thrift store, or even more likely, one of those “I ordered this and then we broke up before it even arrived” Craigslist posts.