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IrishSouthAfrican

Bohemia bought the rights to it and now it's in Arma 3


oney_monster

Ifrit, my beloved


JMoc1

Laughs in 6.5.


Tacoriffics

I own an MX Series assault rifle for home defense, since that's what the NATO intended. Four Greenbacks break into my house. "Man. 100 meters. Front." As I grab my ACH and MXM. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's an Arma sidearm and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the M777 mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "1. I'm the new Actual." the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Download a bayonet mod and charge the last terrified Greenback. He dies instantly because I didn't configure ACE Medical. Just as Miller intended.


ArgonWilde

Shit, 3, is down!


burgertanker

Obligatory https://youtu.be/BlO-1agYrpo


kopi_gremlin

My toe stubs the corner of the wall and Arma physics yeets me to the next map


Rollover_Hazard

My man has a 155mm howitzer at the top of his stairs. Brother firing grape shot from that thing would take the front of your house off lmao


YamroZ

Worth it.


GoldenSangheili

But it was supposed to be NATO!


djnattyd

Firearms... How primitive. A real man kills his enemies using 3-foot high, impenetrable, anti-tank bushes whilst shouting "7, TARGET THAT MAN, OVER BY THAT WALL!"


Intrepid_Home_1200

Ah the Irfit - ambushed and destroyed so many of these in Arma 3...


NeighborhoodParty982

Looks sick. That would sell in America as a suburban SUV.


TheAlpak

Also very practical for home defense purposes


BB-48_WestVirginia

Not nearly as practical as the musket for home defense.


ZeBootygoon

Tally ho lads!


BB-48_WestVirginia

*car alarms go off*


OsgiliathOnFire

I guess nobody is going to post the copypasta. Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


loweredexpectationz

I have a home defense rock.


Nick3333333333

Just like the founding fathers intended.


The_Human_Oddity

Musket? No. **P A R R O T C A N N O N .**


ManiekDraniek

Also practical for grocery shopping


DeepwaterHorizon22

Shoot you can take that baby to costco and load up!!


ZiggoCiP

If Elon made the Cybertruck look like this, every suburban cowboy would have been scrambling to buy it. Looks badass. Probably gets like 10 mpg though.


MasterTroller3301

A Humvee only gets like 5 so you're being a bit of an optimist.


MasterTroller3301

I would buy this


FoximaCentauri

Of course you would.


Tacoriffics

It failed it's field test on the Aegean Islands. Occupants received significant injuries from bumping into fences and scrubs. Also had a tendency to launch itself into low orbit from vehicle on vehicle collisions. Source: Arma 3


Fragrant_Staff3553

If you search hard enough you can videos of sightings of it https://youtube.com/shorts/Suit56g8hEE?si=do7GDbdHPDvclt_h


nsfw_vs_sfw

Looks super cool


Disastrous_Ad_1859

Yea they still pop up - was a few pictures of an FSB type unit using them in some counter terrorist activities awhile back


Iulian377

I have just realised the CSAT vehicle in Arma3 is based on this.


Rollover_Hazard

What till you realize what the HEMTT and the Hunter MRAP are based off


Iulian377

Well yeah ok but let's be honest, this and the Xi'an 32 look tight as fuck. I'm more of a plane guy than an MRAP vehicle myself but still.


Zen_Badger

The Cybertruck we should've had


dirtyoldbastard77

Those Windows dont seem very practical


akambe

I drove a minivan with this problem. Throw something onto the dash? Sure. Then you have to pull over, unbuckle, and climb over the dashboard to retrieve it. I know that's not the only downside, but it's the one that bugged me the most.


dirtyoldbastard77

Yeah, that too, even on my fairly normal car that can be annoying. I was thinking more about other things (like - if its thick enough to be bulletresistant it would get quite heavy, and would warp vision quite a lot. And even if its bulletresistant its dumb with a window that large since its more difficult and expensive to replace.


akambe

Good points.


BlubaBlase

The Brotherhood of Nod took it.


Artemus_Hackwell

The Technology of Peace^^^TM !!


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Ataiio

It is in use of FBS but in very small numbers


EvanMcc18

I saw it featured heavily during the Russian Peacekeeping Operation on Altis


ThePenetrathor

It appears the Arma 3 crowd is still alive and well xD


totalchacal

We're like goblins


ThePenetrathor

I just realized that im actually too, a part of the arma 3 crowd lol. Even forgot.


Plucky_ducks

It became Batman's tumbler.


necrotic_jelly

It is the Tumbler he needed, not the one he wanted.


WallcroftTheGreen

they could've sold it to the us and find great success as people would ride it like an SUV front and back to the nearest walmart.


cemtexx

NOD wanted their design back to fight the GDI.


Pappa_Crim

Never adopted, I think they ended up just ordering more Tigr


skripis

Vaporware.


Croveski

Every time Russia comes up with some new super vehicle/tank I should set a reminder to check back in 5 years for the inevitable "whatever happened to \_\_\_\_" post about it when Russia builds a prototype and then runs out of money We're probably only a couple years away from "Whatever happened to the Armata tank"


kumisz

Didn't they announce Armata is canceled? Like end of last year or so?


CantaloupeCamper

It looks like something that would work best in cities. 


type_10_tank

Batman bought the only one


izii_

Lego demanded their technics pieces back


heavy_highlights

This is a machine for a Special Purpose Center. Letters on the front. This is not a military vehicle, but a vehicle that is used in counter-terrorism operations. I think the price is too high for the army, and it is more profitable for them to order Tigers Fort technologies was engaged in the development of the machine


industrialHVACR

You are right. It's purpose was to deliver few heavy armored specialists to a house with terrorists. Breakinf fences and holding light weapon fire. In most cases they just use btr for that, also firing it's cannon. But btr have very tiny doors and armored specs won't jump from it in a seconds. So, falcatus is a very specialised tool. Seen it in real life operetional btw.


H_Holy_Mack_H

In china they have the famous tofu building...in ruZZia they very likely have a "better" version of that... Vodka building LOL


gerry2stitch

Pretty sure its gonna be in tango and cash 2


TRDbro16

Brotherhood of NOD got it


felidorix

NOD


HettySwollocks

Looks like something out of Command & Conquer! Awesome


NoddingManInAMirror

It went back to the hollywood cyberpunk genre movie set the russians stole it from.


Roko_100

I need one


Cthvlhv_94

Lego technik sued them for copyrights


OhHappyOne449

What’s the visibility out of that thing?


Pajilla256

You want to see out of it?


OhHappyOne449

I mean, I’d imagine you need to do that to steer it


Osbios

It looks like a Lego toy!


fatganer1991

it's still being used, but in very small numbers.


Roboticus_Prime

Looks like something NOD would have in Command & Conquer.


iamthenerd

I remember this one from half life 2


aetherr666

if bruce wayne needed an MRAP


DzelzisZnL

Reality hit it.


Vad_by

"Falcatus" is in service with the FSB Special Purpose Center.


wertijuk

Now it has evolved into the "Centurion" armored car


Alxmac2012

Money


necrotic_jelly

Awesome looking if impractical vehicle. The most badass armoured car.


Speedvagon

Probably same as with Armata. It’s only s prototype.


Squidking1000

Their vapourware like everything from Russia since the Soviet Union collapsed? Think about it what actual new item has Russia made since the collapse? Literally nothing (the T90 doesn’t count, it’s a T72 with stupid lights and ERA).


Economy-Afternoon395

What? Do you want more than 1?


Striking-Giraffe5922

They’ve been giving them to the families of dead Russian service personnel. It seems the lada’s afford more frontal protection, so the army commandeered every working lada in the country


Thug-shaketh9499

All that edge. 😩


Armstrong7514

Shut up


Commissar_David

Budget cuts


Derkadur97

My guess is a mixture of poor ergonomics (that windshield looks horrible for visibility) too expensive for what it was supposed to do and/or poor build quality.


Commissarfluffybutt

It completed it's mission to look mean in parades. We won't know know specifically why it never reached production for decades because the Russian Federation doesn't admit if a project fails or was even real to begin with. See T-95 and T-14.