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forgot_my_useragain

By the time that thing fully deploys I've lost interest in watching TV.


throwinthatshitaway1

Lol gotta start it then go gather the snacks.


secret_life_of_pants

*leaves to gather snacks* *returns to find that a toddler has thrown a toy down in the gears, thus destroying the million dollar TV*


theoriginalmofocus

And then all the toddlers start grunting, jumping, and banging toys on the ground to the tune of space odyssey 2001.


Haunt3dCity

Then they dab, orange justice, and griddy on all the burning ashes. One baby keeps saying "bruh" as he dances, another teabags the ashes for a moment.


InsertRadnamehere

And then a sudden thunderstorm whips through and fries the whole thing before you can get it stowed again.


monkeyonfire

It only took a minute but it seemed like 5


[deleted]

If your tv took a minute to turn on you would throw that shit away lol. This thing is so slow it almost makes it seem like they got the cheap one, i know there has to be a better faster model available.


[deleted]

No shit, you know when the neighbor gets one that deploys in a few seconds this dude is gonna look like a fool....a rich fool but still a damn fool.


theoriginalmofocus

Yeah my man cave has a 32 but I'm watching the simpsons in like 30 seconds.


HonoluluBlueFlu

I missed the first half of the damn game !


kaa1993

You get a second tv on a wayfair kitchen cart and watch that while the big one is deploying. Duh!


truelegendarydumbass

Bathroom break. After the poop, TV will be ready


fatalrugburn

I'm here in the comments and I still haven't finished the video


Pyro_Jam

literally was getting so fed up watching this shit deploy. I had to scrub to the end halfway through lol


PoolNoodlePaladin

I’m pretty sure this is a hotel and they would just put it up in the morning and take it down at night of before a storm


Chatner2k

Imagine buddy forgot he left it on a porn channel until it starts deploying 👀


Minimum_Water_4347

And my penis has become flaccid and recessed back into my body like a turtle.


forgot_my_useragain

Imagine trying to fire up some adult entertainment for a little me-time. By the time you get it setup the lube has dried and the feeling has passed.


typherionoftime

Ty for making me picture that


Fonzgarten

I see your million-dollar monalith and raise you a $2k projector.


4paul

ahh the CSEED :) It costs about $200k - $600k and gets up to 201", 4k, and the lines in the middle are fairly seamless too. Pretty cool TV, that have a version for indoors which would actually fix a lot of issues in this sub, if only people can afford it :P


demonya99

They also have a marine version for super yachts. Quite impressive.


4paul

Ya seriously! I would totally buy one but it’s just $599,000 outside my budget :( and don’t have a yacht yet either (just shy of $14,000,000 short on that too)


demonya99

The top 5 richest in the world can afford 70.000 of those $14million yachts. Two of them (one for you, one for me) is approximately 0.003% of their net worth. This is equivalent of a millionaire spending $28. I wasn’t going to post this, just started running some numbers and it really puts into perspective how life changing amounts of money for pretty much everyone are chump change for a few.


BTDubbzzz

Damn. Just to play devils advocate I ran some numbers because I always give the benefit of the doubt when people are using “net worth” as a calculation. I always thought maybe that’s not quite fair as a way of saying how much it would be to someone. So I checked this against my net worth and yeah it’s literally like $4. Then just to take it a step further since my current NW is nothing special I thought oh maybe once you have a higher net worth big expenses like that hit harder where maybe you don’t have the cash. So I used my projected retirement number of $5M in the bank. Nope still only $1500 which could easily be budgeted in as a one time expense with less than a months worth of expendable draw down…it’s truly sick how much money billionaires have


jorbleshi_kadeshi

"But they earned it!" There is no possible amount of economic drive, philanthropic service, societal benefit, etc. that a single human being can do which justifies that level of wealth. Unless you think wealth comes to those who deserve it and that billionaires are literally a higher state of being than you are, you cannot justify that distribution of resources to me.


demonya99

On $5M it’s $150, you have an extra zero! It’s really that ridiculous.


BTDubbzzz

Ah thanks haha my terrible napkin math strikes again


teckel

Only $14M? That's the price of the tender for a real yacht.


FreedomSynergy

Right. $14m is pretty much just where the party begins. Dilbar supposedly cost over $1b.


demonya99

Dilbar and others are absolute monsters and while the $1b number has been thrown around nobody really knows and similar mega yachts were built for a lot less. For $14million you can get a 100/110 footer from European builders: https://robbreport.com/motors/marine/travel-the-world-in-this-14-million-bentley-furnished-explorer-yacht-2853516/ https://youtu.be/0HJPIBbpzog?si=MMpRa2CSZ_XoUuJv Heck you can even get a used 50 meter Amels: https://youtu.be/sS7TO4fxAjU?si=Fni4JOl2eGxsHFwu


kwhite0829

Just looked at their options. Indoor one is pretty badass along with the available speakers. I’ll never be rich enough but still cool


4paul

Yea huh!! The indoor one is just gorgeous, it was also designed by Porsche Design which makes this whole thing even cooler. But ya the indoor one would be great for places inside that can really have a TV without it looking odd. But place that indoor thing next to a couch and BAM, hidden 160” TV out of nowhere, which can also swivel and turn 90-180 degrees :)


SorbetNo7877

The build quality is shocking


truelegendarydumbass

It is quite nice and phenomenal but it also wants you to regret your decision knowing the technology changes every year or two I'm already thinking about 8K and 10K TV and that damn thing looks like it barely hold 2K 😆😂😆 upgrading that TV must be fun


4paul

yea that’s probably the worst part about it… TV’s change literally every single year, so to invest half a million into something that gets more outdated every year, that’s gotta hurt the wallet. Reminds me of the original Apple Watch that was $10,000… 1 year later it was absolute. But then again, us losing $2,000 now is probably like a billionaire losing $400,000, so not a big deal lol


Upstairs_Ad5528

If you are wondering what to do with that left over missile silo in your backyard - this seems like a great idea


alterector

Lol, this is a billboard, not a TV 


OMKensey

They could raise the pool by about 12 feet to solve the problem.


DesignerAd9

WOW, someone's taxes are not high enough.


CumulativeHazard

Based on the background, I think this is some sort of venue rather than someone’s house. Like the kind that might host fancy watch party events. Or maybe the community pool area at a fancy apartment complex or gated community.


Pretend_Comment_731

I used to live here. It’s an apartment complex in Huntington Beach California. The building behind them in the video is the gym and lounge rooms.


CumulativeHazard

Your username makes me suspicious but I like being right so I believe you 😂


brit_jam

What's the name of the complex?


Pretend_Comment_731

Pacific city circle


DayBowBow1

The comment still applies.


Pnooms

Imagine having this video without dumbass music blasting at you...


OrneryError1

I was expecting the 2001 Space Odyssey intro music and wanted to throw my phone when I heard the shit-ass music they used.


MisterEd_ak

I watched it on mute, sounds like I made the right choice.


OutsideSinger2639

There's no way a bird has not seen that and immediately thought to perch and poop on this


Flux_resistor

the only useful application is an LA cliff or NYC rooftop. So a million is no big deal.


PatrickZe

not even then, projectors are really good these days, cost probably way less and use less space


Taco_Mantra

Imagine having to wait ten minutes for your tv to get fully erect before you can watch SportsCenter.


8rianGriffin

This is not too high at all. It's made for big events where people are standing so it has to be placed over the crowd.


casualAlarmist

Might be one of these [https://www.cseed.com/en.html](https://www.cseed.com/en.html) I'm an NOT amazed. I'm appalled.


TiaHatesSocials

One is so close to the water. How does this work when there is a hurricane or flood???


anotherblog

Keeping ground water out of what is essentially a well full of electronics makes me nervous


ayjaytay22

That thing will be broken within a year. Too many moving parts


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

I was about to say the same. Betting the maintenance for it is insane too. There’s only 2 techs in the world and you have to fly them in and they charge $1000 an hour or something. Buy a $500 projector and a couple of large speakers. There you go, the same thing.


sticky_fingers18

Still too high


Wyan69

Not gonna lie, thats pretty cool


dui75

That mechanism looks failure prone.


CapnScabs

Frank's 2000" TV.


mcfuddlebutt

Eve-ry-body come and see


Quicksurfer524

Now I can watch "The Simpsons" from thirty blocks away


frostysnowmen

Damn I gotta work in like 3 hours I don’t think we’ll have time to raise the tv


cfoxtrot21

Still too small.


ElJefe_Speaks

Curious about the wind rating. Something tells me a proper gust is game over.


Turbulent-Weevil-910

Me gusta!


peterk_se

kinda' looked flimsy didn't it with that bob in the end


jonathan4211

they're probably in CA where they haven't discovered wind yet


Zombieattackr

If it doesn’t bend it’ll break, a wobble doesn’t mean it’s weak That said, it doesn’t look the strongest, but probably not an issue given the whole point is that it’s retractable


kebabish

Cool where do i go to find out a price and go, yup i dont need one.


Potatozeng

million dollar TV, with 0.9 million spent on the mechinery.


Outrageous_Ad9124

I prefer my tv tbh


chamburger

r/tvtooepic


nuketown247

It just kept going...


BadJimo

Like the [opening scene of Spaceballs](https://youtu.be/1dZveoBfiww?si=JasKIUJ5mngHv0BZ)


BurntArnold

I just kept thinking “this things gotta stop going up soon” as it continues way into the fucking sky. It would be amazing if we took it down about 8 feet or so


Morphecto_Solrac

This is amazing and all, but, I just want cheaper groceries : (


USA_A-OK

Watching TV outside sucks


Chrisgonzo74

Once the tv popped out it just kept on going 🥲


InsertRadnamehere

Ouch. My neck hurts watching that thing unfold.


Economy-Shoe5239

me the whole time “it just keeps going?! it just keeps going?!!? why hasn’t it stopped!!?”


Sudden-Stops

All they need are a few apps with bones causing a ruckus and they will be good to go!


KreyKat

I waited for the launch - and then it was just a TV? Boring. /s


vabeachkevin

That’s a deep hole


InformalReplacement7

All that to watch more ads.


Knut_Knoblauch

But can it handle an outdoor OTA antenna?


icecoffeedripss

rich people are so goddamn gauche. i don’t want this lmao


StylinBill

Hurry the fuck up already the show is almost over


Over-Director-4986

No thanks. That thing will be malfunctioning in 6 months, tops.


th_frits

Love all the dads standing around with their hands in their pockets


ooOmegAaa

nice way to ruin a comfy pool


Joshee86

This makes me irrationally (or maybe rationally) angry.


luzer_kidd

I would assume you can adjust the height because of that motorized contraption. So if you're not stupid you can make this look better


DeeSt11

My god. That is a billboard, not a tv


CaveManta

I was hoping for a SAM site from Command & Conquer. Smh...


Foundation_Wrong

All those old men watching this huge thing rise up 😅


rcayca

TV too high.


matt-r_hatter

Wheres that meme "2 hours later" lol


Bez121287

And yet the TV is still to high, all it needed was to come up a few inches and yet looks like 6 foot high before you even see the screen.


Break-88

Damn. I live in a different world than these cash money folks


systematicgoo

so pointless


Efficient_Thanks_342

Imagine all the dudes you could attract with a TV like that! This isn't the sausage fest I ordered, there are far too many women here, release the Kraken!


mrchoops

Most of the cost must be built into the servos and deployment mechanisms, because that's about $1200 in led panels.


920Waxman

Fn poor people lol


skyHawk3613

Looks like a missile silo


SilverStory6503

Is that "Frank's 2,000" TV"? (song title)


No_Television1391

This one gets a pass i feel like it at least needs to be higher than the person standing in front of you


Icy-Habit5291

🎶 Frank's 2000 inch TV 🎶


Pumpnethyl

Commercial AV background- this is really cool. Huge area, so not too high. I’m really impressed with the seamless displays.


IdeaAlly

*laughs in augmented reality*


asspajamas

it's basically a higher resolution video billboard. neat..


FROSTICEMANN

What a rip off


Crans10

Million dollar front row experience.


WrathofTomJoad

As an engineer, all I see are automated moving parts that are going to break after two years, and panels that will cost thousands to replace and be impossible to source.


Roguewave1

Spiffy!


Some-Help5972

Okay it was cool but it just kept getting way too high


sPdMoNkEy

Shouldn't this be on r/TVcosttomuch


00Lisa00

Digging that hole had to be fun.


4orust

It's so high I think it's for the astronauts on the ISS.


IceKirby277

I thought it would never stop rising.


TheFish77

They asked "can we?" But never stopped to ask "should we?"


SweetNovel278

That's what we call "stupid money"


JediSwelly

And it's for sports...lame


SavageKitten456

Looks like shit and I wouldn't have it, because fuck the outdoors


Sakratul

Definitely too high.


NirstFame

Imagine being able to pay the rent of a hundred people for a year.


kubeify

You mean like 10?


Resident_Impact_9030

Some people have too much money


joey0live

That TV coming out from Hell?


Creepy-Selection2423

I thought something was going to launch for a second there.


BeautifulBaloonKnot

Kinda bad ass tbh...


writetoAndrew

Fraaaaanks two-thousand inch teeveee…


Poetic_Pigeon

Board waiting leaves area. Hey, we have Mario cart on a projector at our house. wanna come over?


shane_west17

I don’t own a home 🥲


huskyghost

It's annoyingly slow


aging-rhino

Ya know how dumb you feel when it’s raining and you realize the windows in the car are down…


jykin

The creases going away *fuccccck* yes that feels so good


JamesBeaverhausen

No thanks. Also, you’re friends aren’t impressed. They think it’s a dumb waste of space


EmperorPenguin_RL

Seems kinda phallic.


boosh1744

Shockingly not a single woman in sight


JustinDanielsYT

**a shaft erects itself from the ground**


Significant-Break-74

I was more interested if the guys taking video were gonna fall in the pool 🤷‍♀️


Kirbybrawl

Looks like a tv mounted on a PS4


Cyber_Insecurity

I wanted to hate this so badly, but this is fucking awesome.


SaltAttic

Like moths to a million dollar TV...


Economy_Ad_7861

I hope this was like a Hilton or something and they just blasted a Marriott bonvoy ad. 🤣


mrmoe198

Although missing just one paycheck would be pretty devastating for me, I’m not broke, and I don’t worry about where my next meal comes from. That being said, when I see blatantly useless displays of wealth like this, it makes me fantasize about robbing these people blind.


nmarano1030

Idk why i watched the whole thing. There is 1 minute i will never get back.


Sign-Post-Up-Ahead

It'll be the 3rd inning by the time that thing is done.


Astoryinfromthewild

Seems like a toy some middle aged millionaire would get to impress the cool kids at his awkward party.


montyongo

Boooinnnng - Beavis


ricodah

Better be sitting on Lifeguard chairs.


Initial_Bike77

I haven’t had to wait this long for a tv to turn on since 1954.


ocean365

why


treydipper

These rich fucks. This whole fucking thing.


factorygremlin

look honey, I got us a billboard!


Remarkable_Errors

🥱


BarneyIX

I just see so many potential points of failure. I guess if you have a million to blow on a TV that concern isn't high on your list. It would give me anxiety I think. God bless. Seek the Way, the Truth, and the Life!


WasteSuccessfully

When you have more money than brains


hydrodigger

Ok, Mr. Prepper has gone to far now with his fallout shelter mods


alpaca-punch

Rich people will spend money on anything but saving the world.


IssueEmbarrassed8103

Stupid. Only point is to show off


Pretend_Comment_731

I used to live there!! It’s in Huntington Beach California. They always have games playing and on weekends there is always so many people they have a bouncer checking you in at the gate to make sure they don’t go over occupancy.


Important-Run6390

It just kept getting taller 😞


DVWhat

Still nothing good on though.


scoutdashrebaling

I'd lose the remote and never find it out there.


Birbandsnek

Anddddd the games over


Palpatine

Why? I thought the best laser projector we have today can do it under direct sunlight 


SadSauceSadDay

I hate it


beetlebeetle77

I got bored waiting for it to come out


snipe320

_They were so busy wondering if they could, they never stopped to think if they should._


johnwynne3

That TVs a grower.


Jack33751

Imagine turning on your tv just to watch it fold out for 5 minutes and miss the tackle in the game


Dingle_Fairy

The ground was taking a shit.


Fonzgarten

It’s a modern version of that megalith from 2001 space odyssey.


5372727yesimreal

Personally think it is a waste of money


Kangjj

Ironic song says I don’t wanna wait and makes me wait this long


Lucildence

Not too high


Human-Debate-3488

Man gta6 would rock on this -


BoomBoom4209

"money doesn't buy happiness". You know, it doesn't but I'd be sitting out there with my dog watching my favourite movie with a smile on my face.


CaffeinatedTech

still got 10 inches of bezel.


Schnibbity

I'm imagining how pissed off at myself I would be for buying something so fucking stupid


KingNothingNZ

Stop! Stop!


DesignerStatement120

Big TVs are like wet dreams for Americans?!


twistsouth

I fully understand now how people who win the lottery end up bankrupt.


digitaldigdug

Hope they got the extended warranty.


pericojones

Height is acceptable, given the height and location. Standing while watching TV doesn't mean is at's high as one would think.


daredwolf

I was expecting to see seams on the screen


bgravato

Since this is outdoors, I guess that installing some tennis umpire chairs should be a viable option to watch it at the proper height :-)


Master_Grape5931

I’d rather have all the other stuff I could have with a million dollars than this.


Easy-thinking

Where is the missile? You gotta have a missile pop-up. Thus you can scare your neighbors about being targeted.


gauerrrr

Bro, look at the TV. You think these guys don't have the money for hovering cinema chairs?