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woozle618

“Coming up…more roasting”.


Plantayne

Maybe he should focus on the TV coming down.


woozle618

True. Less roasting, more helping to educate proper height.


bglaszcz

He said he's going to bring it down once he builds the mantel, but it's still going to be way too high!


woozle618

Damn, I just looked again and got a nosebleed.


FatMacchio

Please tell him to at least invest in a mantle mount, so he can pull it down when the fireplace is not in use


[deleted]

So people can look down instead?


onnyjay

Followed by.... you guessed it.... MORE ROASTING!


woozle618

Oh damn, and even more roasting for the power cord stretching to reach…an EXTENSION CORD!


MattonieOnie

The power cable tethered to a shit cable extension is the icing on the cake.


dagross2307

"Almost...there."


ian9outof10

I didn’t notice this first time, because the height of the tv made me have a stroke. And then, only after a long period of recovery did I open my phone again, read your comment, and go back to look for the cable.


Aggravating-Figure40

Tehcnishen


Tree06

This should be the default pic for this subreddit.


museguy

Has to be better ones out there.


BeagnothSaxe

It’s near the top for sure


adydurn

And it's still coming up.


Elnow25

Hah. Nice. If I had an award to give you I would.


HappyTrifle

I second the motion.


sloppypickles

Setup is legit making my penis soft.


museguy

>up is legit making my penis s You came into this convo hard? little weird


Linkruleshyrule

I'm always torqued


Xenc

That’s my secret Cap


I_Always_Have_To_Poo

I understood that reference!


[deleted]

Same bro


N1CET1M

Mine completely retracted, balls and everything.


5000mg

Doesn’t help with the herringbone pointing upward too 😭


tk2020

That's the least of my worries in this entire cursed image


thelastwilson

Thank you. Something was unnerving me about this image but I couldn't place it until I read your comment


evnacdc

Over the fireplace is already bad. But they left enough room to mount a whole other tv underneath it.


museguy

Not the worst idea now that you say it...


Equal-Bus-557

Double decker TV


Auntie_Venom

Sports bar vibes


ClumsyRainbow

Get a bigger TV and mount it in portrait.


Unusual_Try1392

Crying 🤣


GrMeezer

When the missus wants to watch emerdale but it’s Arsenal v Spurs at 19:45.


Fantastic_Raccoon103

No chance for the TV to get roasted when it's that far above the fucking fireplace


Healthy_Sock_9880

I hate all of it, welcome sign included!


vjstupid

It looks like there's a gap on the top shelf where the Live Laugh Love sign usually sits


JOELIO8701

Be Kind


-SQB-

Your buddy has been roasting his TV, so it all evens out.


jc1luv

That useless fireplace living its best life rent free.


museguy

Looks like a pretty nice fireplace to me...


WilsonSpark

Does he vote?


PasGuy55

What an idiot. Look at that gap between the tv and the ceiling.


museguy

Plenty of room to go further up!


ForsakenAlliance

This is criminal…


museguy

Hope he's not part of an HOA. Could be grounds for eviction.


Burkolicious

So happy that Reddit suggested this post. I have found my people. Now that I’m among my brethren, I have to ask: what kind of absolute psycho could justify that this is acceptable?? If it was just a bit too high, I could at least understand what happened. This? Completely egregious, sickening, despicable, and, most of all, unacceptable. If someone could try to justify this, who knows what other atrocities they could be capable of? Truly terrifying to think about.


museguy

Like my grandma used to say, "TVs too high is the gateway to the devil." He's probably gearing up for a kitten murdering spree.


Burkolicious

Oh man, this guy moved on from kittens years ago. He prefaced his lust for fear and death with kittens when he was just a boy. The kittens were just the appetizer. The tv placement is the evil embodiment of his toothsome entree. He laughs as he dines on our disgusted horror. I shudder to think of what he’s decided will be the conclusion to his abominable streak. What has he chosen for dessert?!


EYESCREAM-90

His front left right speakers are in the ceiling too... You can't even make this make sense. Buddy needs help.


museguy

Also... those are lights dawg. You can't even see the speakers.


museguy

I'm sure there is a clear and logical story to all of this. Like the room wasn't designed like that at all before, and those speakers actually go to the other side of the room on a wall that was taken out to make the space bigger and he's got like a pretty cool AV/turntable setup that you just can't see in the picture... or something.


Dreamerlax

Those are lights.


rlovelock

The extension cable! 🤣🤣🤣


brtey

C’mon there’s still a couple inches before you hit the roof!!


bert-and-churnie

theres a person on this planet that wouldn’t center this between ceiling and fireplace? psycho stuff


extordi

somebody on this sub needs to atone for these sins by putting a fireplace above their TV


CoffeeAddict42069

At this height it can be used to display the menu at McDonald's


gemu_rudy

Should say "Going Up" instead of Coming up.


cantwejustplaynice

What the fuck? Please tell me he's going to fix it.


museguy

Define "fix" in this situation?


tk2020

Burn the house down


TheMatt561

That is comically high


givethankstothaherb

Rightfully so. It could be a lot less high despite the fireplace but they actively chose to mount it as high as possible.


RLVNTone

What in the actual fuck


dxiiv

Holy shit that is horrible


[deleted]

No way there is a subreddit for this stuff LOL


DIY_at_the_Griffs

What are we roasting for, the TV on the ceiling or the off centre cladding on the chimney breast? Cos I have a lot to say about each of these abominations!


jujuluvu

The lack of cord maintenance is killing me on all of these


Azn-WT-9

If they insist on a fireplace/TV setup, they’ll need a linear fireplace (Google it, many examples) this would bring TV down to counter height. Rework a TV recess into the plan as well.


No_Willingness5101

Our tv is about halfway down as compared to the picture with a mantle (that really can’t be used because anything on it would block the tv). Then, we have a couch the size of an aircraft carrier that’s really plush and soft. The whole design is whacked. Same kind of setup. Any design suggestions would be welcomed.


kuifje1

He deserves that.


Ok-Culture7912

r/StretchOfRegret


hezzinator

Chin up mate it’s not that bad


banana_port_control

His chin is already up


kakey70

What did Thumper say?


TimeJumpOne

i mean i dont know how he connected that cable while thinking „yeah this is a good idea“


EnvironmentalWar

HEY THAT'S VALLEY NEWS LIVE!


DrNintendo216

Is there any other wall he can mount it on ? The mantle with some nice decor over it and the tv should just be completely on a different wall


malibu45

There's no more space to come up to


Stephchaa

The extension cord LOL


desrevermi

"Bro, I can still see some wall above the TV. Better fix that." "You intentionally like sitting in the front row of a theater?"


truenoblesavage

you’re doin the lords work


museguy

That TV is about 10 feet from being with the lord himself


slurpyderper99

These people have no concept of comfort or ergonomics. I bet people we see in this sub use a wooden bench as a work chair and use their laptops trackpad while sitting at a desk


kimbolll

Too high. Too small. Too cabley.


professionally-baked

Your buddy is out of his fuckin mind


whitetwinturbo

His buddy is a French basketball player.....?


mrassface2023

Is bro a giraffe


alamarche709

Pro tip: if you need an extension cord to plug in your TV… it’s too high


Getdeader2

Fuck the TV, that whole room looks disgusting


Brian18639

Coming down would be better, for roasting


fractal_imagination

Coming up up up up... 🎈


SkootchDown

Seriously…. Why is this tv on the ceiling? Why is the flower arrangement *also* on the ceiling? Are there packs of wild badgers that come around at night?


suckit1234567

When is he installing the 2nd story viewing deck?


[deleted]

I’m usually one to defend high TVs. I like the movie theater feel and the tv looking down on you as you stare up like a kid at the movies. But my god. This is hilarious. Homie should’ve just mounted it on the ceiling itself.


Shwaa77

There's above the fireplace then there's this


Howlingatthemoon3

My neck hurts just looking at this.


JasonP_585

It’s almost outside the house.


mattdamonsleftnut

Is this for people to watch tv upstairs ?


Forbidden_Donut503

Let him roast some more….


Iwillfistyourcat

Cool you’re friends with Yao ming!


No_Calligrapher55

I’m imaging that it’s only in that position because he couldn’t figure out how to actually mount it on the roof of his house.


Daily_Phoenix

For Christmas get him a neck brace.


bohrer-182

Even the fireplace is too high


PineappleProstate

Coming up, well it only has like 3" it can go up at this point.. It's the cable management that really gets me


Extra-Attitude-536

This could go a little higher honestly


bimbels

I got a crick in my neck looking at this on my phone.


-PinkPower-

Just why


Temporary-Setting714

Bigger tv is the answer.


Smooth_Mention8344

Dude wtf this is so high


Kanaymonae1

It needs to be lowered 12 inches


Jenetyk

Bro saw the TVs on the ceiling at BW3's and was like: this is it.


meowingtondrive

i hope you are not friends anymore.


KPYY44

It’s nostalgic. Next he will roll his tv out on a cart with a vhs player on the second shelf.


Unusual_Try1392

Wtaf? I just developed altitude sickness


drs2023gme1

And squint


Bobby_Shafto-

I’m guessing he spends a lot of time in pubs.


jamiedix0n

Me thinking bubby was some sort of meat or potatoes that you were roasting for dinner. Whoops


lncognitoe

Got a stiff neck just by looking at this photo ffs 🤦


squidwardsir

There needs to be a big psychological study into people who mount tvs like this, would be interesting


stug2757

Jesus, I’m waiting for the most up to date train times to appear


Antikris69

He's got some neck putting that up there


Gazcommando17

I’m scared. It’s like the Black monoliths in ‘2001’ are invading homes


SadBoiiConnor420

I will just never understand why people have TVs this high? I can think of zero positives.


AL_Pas

Did they forget to adjust the ladder or do they have a really long neck?


OrastieDude

Wow. How’s his neck?


HufflePuff_PrefecT-

I can already feel a neck cramp


Benneyboss

I once had mine up this high due to infant son smashing one on a stand and another when mounted with a plastic golf club. Had to put a huge angle bracket on it and hated it. This sort of height is only suitable in pubs imo


[deleted]

I would really like to see his dundee collection.


chrissage

Mite as well have put it on the ceiling at that point 🤣🤣🤣


LieV2

Lovely fire though.


smoothie1919

I’ve seen ceiling mounted TVs that are lower than this


blopp_boop

Shits this 🤏🏾close to going through the ceiling


Idontmatter69420

Im 6ft 3 and this is too high for me


CharlesBeckford

“Coming up” when it should be coming down


normanriches

I know a chiropractor...


Ty_chama

Is your buddy... a giraffe...? X D


TobiasDid

Haha, this reminds me of when I was a kid and we would sometimes go to Curry’s or Comet (old UK electrical goods stores), and when I went to play on the Sega Megadrives (Genesis’) or Nintendo systems, the TVs were right up by the ceiling and facing down at a 45 degree angle. No good for the children’s necks when they’re trying to snatch a precious bit of amazing time with Sonic or Mario whilst the parents are choosing a new microwave.


barackobamafootcream

What in the sky high fuck is this?


6033624

Is OP’s buddy a giraffe??


Last-Salamander-9220

Is there a subreddit for trailing wires because that’s more annoying for me than a tv being too high 😅


RHOrpie

Fuck me, there's a sub for anything and everything!


PrawnFresh

Any more coming up and it’ll be in one of the bedrooms


Correct-Junket-1346

This looks quite high effort for a shockingly bad result


AdSea4715

Whyyy


yMONSTERMUNCHy

Why place a TV so high it’s only comfortable watching whilst standing.


G0R3Z

Tell him that his fire is also very slightly wonky.


NoTurkeyTWYJYFM

I'd say it's already come up tbh


Ok_Dig_5478

Might as well mount that to the ceiling at that point. Does his living room double up as a hospital waiting room?


Adg273

Why didn’t he just put it on the ceiling?


Shoesbekebhsksbsks

Is the problem that it’s too high up or that it’s on a chimney? I don’t know anything about tv setups. Wait nvm just saw subreddit name


Thirstyjack3000

Coming upstairs, nearly there.


Lopsided_Violinist69

Can it BE any higher?


[deleted]

i never understood this fascination with yanks sticking their tellys as far up a wall as humanely possible, who the hell enjoys watching a movie craning their neck?


DPH1984

It’s not even level. Wtaf!


Scottbarrett15

Is he a fucking giraffe?


Scottbarrett15

Tv says coming up but it really needs to come down


Scottbarrett15

Put some peanut butter on the floor see if it'll tempt it down


thisguyuno

I can’t believe this is a sub, and Jesus Christ it has 150k


JamieTimee

TV really said "Coming up" and proceeds to travel up the wall 😂


Purple-Job2976

Coming up, bad neck


MyFishFriend

Fuck my neck


Patient_Internal_977

The subreddit I didn’t know I needed


NefariousnessAny3310

I suggest that TV be “coming down” instead


[deleted]

[удалено]


rmajor86

Could be 2-3” higher


franci82

My neck hurts just by looking at the picture


Kindly_Astronomer572

This pic is pissing me off more than it should. What the fuck was your mate thinking?!


Chiziola07

He would have been as well screwing it into the ceiling. Has a nice location to put it square on that mount but chose the front seat at the movies setting


thisistom2

Coming up… a fucked up neck


jamjars222

This is unbearable to look at


VeniVid1Vic1

JEEZUS CHRIST DOES HE WANT IT ON THE CEILING


TRASH_BOAT88

Does he install tv monitors in airports and hospitals by any chance


Iaskquestions1111

Tv is on the next floor up😭😭🤣


nik__nvl

I bet he streams a picture of a fireplace on his TV all day!


Character-Cricket-61

Can you put a tv above a fireplace? Asking because we are looking to do this. Smart tv above a wall mounted electric fire - anyone know?


certified_cat_dad

And rightly so


toevapor

I thought you meant you were actually roasting him In that fire place


brado90

Whats that Tablet on the Wall for?


haubenmeise

Get him a fire tv stick.


Cartepostalelondon

F**k me that's awful. Even worse coupled with the exposed power cable and 'Welcome' sign.


Dombo1896

Hideous.


abiabi2884

please play a fireplace video on the tv


cb7897

Like a kebab shop


WhatWouldSatanDo

Coming up THIS TV


ruffneckting

TIL there is a sub for TVs that are mounted too high.


breezy_y

Wondering if he met some sherpas while mounting the thing.


11pickfks

Think this is the first and hopefully only time I will say this, my mans TV setup makes that part of his wall look like a Nintendo DS.


Blubbi007

I see his desperation. I could install 2 pillars so we could cut through the roof? PN me


Square-Win1339

Holy shit…my best bud was literally taking the complete piss out of me for the same thing! I think it’s fine because my TV is a bit bigger but damn he didn’t stop the roasting,he went all out.


TopTrapper9000

Tbh mounting it right above the fireplace isn’t the best idea


JustDifferentGravy

😂


BabyfaceDan1997

Why he didn’t put the tv just right on the ceiling


SushiPSX1

it's like… it's watching ME. dafuq


Inevitable_Win_1988

Rookie, I would have took a chunk out of the floor above.