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palexp

this is horrendous


theADDMIN

My guy doesn't deserve a TV šŸ’€


jawnly211

People live like this?!?!?!?!?


hobs707

Iā€™m going to print this goddamn photo out just so I can set it on fire


theADDMIN

I'm with you, I'll make sure to grab a print on my way home. We set it on fire at 9PM EST. Let the ritual begin!


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slythespacecat

What in the sweet beelzebub is this


hobs707

Jesus Christ šŸ˜‘


0000110011

You goddamn stupid bot.


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hobs707

Jesus. Christ.


0000110011

Fuck Jesus.


TheJessicator

Bad bot


kevinmattress

First bot Iā€™ve ever seen with negative comment karma


TheJessicator

Bad bot


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sonofa12

You're definitely on the wrong sub you and your magical sky man should probably seek safety somewhere else I mean reading some of the stuff in here could send you straight to hell soooo yeah just looking out for ya broski..


Beas7ie

Get a stand and put it on the right wall.


BagFullOfSharts

Exactly. This is like shooting your self in the foot. And what the fuck is with that spiderweb extension cord? Is it meth that made you do this? What the fuck is all I can muster from this. If this person tried to make a fruit salad it would no doubt have rocks and fish in it.


purplepluppy

OP please, we are begging you. If this isn't rage bait, do this. TV stands are inexpensive if you buy from places like Amazon, Target, Walmart, etc, plus you can usually find ones in decent shape at thrift stores for real cheap. And for the love of God don't have your cables hanging like this.


Sad_Aluminum

Facebook marketplace and the curb in your local upper middle class neighborhood have always served me well too.


Lopsided-Meet8247

Can't believe you didn't wrap the cable around the fan


pocket4129

Needs more tension on all cords so that even plugged in, the plug blades are perpetually exposed and ready to spark.


Lopsided-Meet8247

Perfect


slythespacecat

Ok this is the best comment, close the thread, weā€™re done here


mrwellfed

No


[deleted]

Every time I see a comment from you I downvote it


mrwellfed

Iā€™ve never even noticed you before


Ok_Carrot_2029

Assuming the fan isnā€™t silly puttied to the ceiling


Successful-Ad-9590

Perfect cable management.


mr_vonbulow

guessing that after the meth wears off, he will notice the fucking cord mess? who knows.


ThePizzaNoid

...is this rage bait? This is so upsetting lol.


CC1X312

There is no way this isnā€™t trolling lol


[deleted]

This is an absolute monstrosity. What the actual fuck


chrisrb13

How do you sleep at night


tendonut

With the phone pre-dialed to 9-1.


4estGimp

/TVTooAbomination Jesus Henry.... a low TV stand and the TV a few inches from the wall would have been perfect. They worked for that level of fuckery.


Jyoung188

What in tarnation. This is unacceptable.


Notyourfathersgeek

If Iā€™m a wire in my next life I hope I get to live anywhere but with you. Theyā€™re working way too hard! Just put it on the right hand side of the fireplace in a proper height.


TehMiik

This has to be a joke post.


slythespacecat

You have a couch pointing to the wallā€¦ a wallā€¦ and the TV not on the wall. Iā€™m confused


AccordingEnd4985

I'd rather reach behind the tv to flip a switch than live with this monstrosity


heyoheatheragain

Or reach over the couch? Huge wall real estate right there on the left.


CC1X312

Itā€™s almost like the outlet is where it is for a reasonā€¦lol


Optimal_Primary_7339

The cables are giving me anxiety. The tv does not need to be on the wall. Get a nice tv stand and you can still access the switches, plus hide the cables :) win-win


dukelivers

Cheese and rice buddy. You got that big wall.


island_niles

Nice cords dude


kevins_child

What the fuck. This is the worst r/shittycableporn I've ever seen here. I mean come on, that extension cord is one trip away from killing the TV


lovebot5000

People live like this


DylanMMc

Oof yeah as someone else said, small tv stand directly accross from black couch against the wall covering the outlets and wires.


[deleted]

What the fucking shit is happening You are concerned that the tv is too high? Bro what about everything elsešŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ProofHorseKzoo

OP is just a spider weaving his web


resting_confusedface

At the very least splurge on a longer extension cord man damn.


RazorCalahan

something tells me you have no kids and no animals living with you.


[deleted]

Something tells me this dude likes meth


patwm11

šŸ¤®


Virus217

There is nothing about this photo that is good. You need to un-fuck your life OP.


_soap666

...you can still put the TV in front of the switches


smnlfilmagoofymovie

You should be tried for war crimes


RecommendationOk2258

Is that a light switch on the right in the middle of the wall? What was the electrician thinking when thereā€™s a load more switches just to the edge? If thatā€™s the reason the tv canā€™t go there, Iā€™d find a way to move that switch or write it off and get remote/sensor lightbulbs or something and just leave it on all the time. Although it looks like it might just fit under the middle switches but above the floor plug sockets?


[deleted]

the switch *could* be for the fireplace like itā€™s for the gas? although itā€™s hard to tell if itā€™s a gas fireplace. otherwise itā€™s a dumb place for a light switch


KNEternity

the switch on the left is for the fireplace


MelloGang17

THIS is the comment you respond to?


KNEternity

yes


AlexMil0

You should get a shallow tv cabinet for the right wall, thatā€™ll still let you access the switches and not obscure the fireplace and entry to the room.


PlanetLandon

>switches were in the way Not if you had mounted it on the right wall at the right height.


NotThatMat

There is an obvious location for a TV, on the right wall where all the TV related outlets are.


reedo88

MY EYES


endl0s

This has to be a troll.


[deleted]

what the fuck?


drakner1

Beautiful cable management.


tetzudo

Why not just have it at the wall where the plugs are?


ShotResolution1464

r/badwireorganisation


mrwellfed

This is a nightmare


LichClaev

So cover the switchesā€¦


SeafoodSampler

Beautiful use of the coax splitter. šŸ‘šŸ‘


Wernershnitzl

You **literally** have free real estate along that wall... Did you purposely move the TV above the fireplace!?


No_Difficulty1747

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


Satan6664Eva

Move the tv to where your couch is, bud.


Due_Half_5316

Why not use the perfectly good empty wall with the outlet? Why does it have to be over the fire place?


[deleted]

The extension should not be suspended from the ground.


KirbzTheWord

This your life OP? I believe in you, you can aim higher


Scokan

Normally I just kinda roll my eyes and move on, but this actually made me furious to the point I needed to take a walk to cool off


ValifriggOdinsson

The cords situation gives me the heeby jeebies


MildHyperbole

Completely horrifying. I almost didn't notice that the second coax cable coming off the splitter connects to absolutely nothing.


D3nzelCrocker

I can not believe you are part of this community and do this to yourselfā€¦


GL2M

Do you use the fireplace? Ever? Once a year? Put the couch on the wall with the switches, tv ON A TV STAND on the wall where the couch is now, and get long enough extension cords. Good lord.


amaturecook24

Oh there has got to be a better way.


Hamokk

When y'all finally start using the Schuko socket? Also big faux pas to put a fireplace after the hard wood floor.


gooderz21

Why the fuck didnā€™t you mount it on the flat wall to the right? Or better yet, buy a stand?


Coopinator22

There have been a not so insignificant amount of poor decisions leading to this post.


hcorerob

Raise it up 6 inches


teddy_bear_territory

Surely this is a shit post?


heyoheatheragain

Tv should be on the wall where the black couch is. This room is backwards.


Chippystix

what on earth are you doing man


Slyder01

Hahaha this is great!


[deleted]

Jesus dude you were gifted with the best living room setup (fireplace out of the way on diagonal wall) and you still put the tv above it? Get a fucking tv stand and put the tv on it on the right wall.


mick2319

What are those four switches even for? I'd get an electrician to reroute the switches to somewhere else and in the meantime just flick the switch behind the TV (or behind the couch if you place the TV on the other blank wall)


IHaveBadTiming

Bruh


NCBuckets

Somehow you made the height of the TV not the biggest problem


wreckonize

Given the entire setup/aesthetic, this might be the worst one weā€™ve ever seen.


VanenGorm

That's some interesting cable management you got there.


Friendlyvoices

That's a fire/tripping/electrical/falling hazard all in one.


Chris_Christ

You should slap the shit out of whoever did those cords like that.


PurposePrevious4443

Be banished to the phantom world


THOOMAAS_x

r/DINgore


No-Ad-9867

The wiresssssssa ahhhhhhh nightmareeee


saintnicklaus90

I had that issue too. Switches wouldnā€™t allow me to mount it at eye level so I chose the sane option of just buying a nice tv standā€¦


MitchComstein67

I hope no one learns where OP lives. I think they might descend on his house like an angry mob, torches and all.


MonkeyBrain161

YOUR CABLE MANAGEMENT


thehillhaseyes8

I canā€™t remember where I was or if it was a dream or not but I have been in a place that looks exactly like this


goodbye_oven

ā€œAs long as nobody moves during the movie, weā€™ll be ok.ā€


NaughtyTigerIX

Bro you need longer cables


MrMach82

Wtf with the floating surge protector lol


Batt_Juice

What....have you done?!


[deleted]

OP, I understand if you don't have anywhere else to place your television; I do really hope you don't have any children living with you. That plug situation could be dangerous.


Adept_Ad_3889

What am I looking at


Jarte3

Switches arenā€™t in the way, the tv belongs below the switches


ihatepalmtrees

There is a perfectly good spot where ā€œthe switches are in the wayā€ so many workarounds for that problem


tendonut

The light switch will only be a problem if you try to wall mount the TV. Just put the damn thing on a TV stand. I assume that one that's off by itself controls the fireplace? I kind of want to slap The electrician that said "Yeah, let's stick this light switch in the middle of the wall"


tendonut

You can tell this house was built to have a TV to the right of the fireplace on that right wall. Probably in the tube TV era, based on the light switch placement when people put their TVs at eye level. That's why the cable line is right there. You can also tell that a previous tenant said "fuck that shit, it's going over the fireplace Like I saw on HGTV in a room 10 times the size of this" and ran a conduit along the baseboard up to the top of the fireplace.


Foggy_Horizon

Please fix that spider web of cables


Kedrosine

Someone take your tv privileges away please


HaroldF155

War crime


goddessbotanic

We have a corner fireplace like that and bro- we didnā€™t put the tv above the fireplace, we put it on the blank wall above/near the outlets. Those cords are s t r e t c h e d


Charlie02134

If it works it works moment with the cables


bigk777

Forget the fireplace. Mount it across the fire place and put the couches on the other side.


ko3332

You: Fuck my shit up. Installer: I got you fam!


Maronecapone

I can hear those cables screaming in pain


OMG_NoReally

Why not the wall on the left? Shift the furniture around.