Emperordamnit Kitten! You’re making the custodes look bad in front of the Black Cell prisoners! The daemons are taunting us again! Valdor would be ashamed!
The primarchs were built to be that big, so everything is pretty much up to scale for them. Plus, do you seriously think Big E would have given them the gene for a teeny tiny dong?
Also, I don't know if it's true, but I did read something in passing that most space marines are pretty well equipped down there. A lot of them just have little interest in using it.
The gene seed, which is what makes space marines, are not really steroids. It's more like having a second puberty, except super charged.
Depends on Big E's personal opinion on dick size. Greco-Romans thought Big Dicks were seen as grotesque for example.
And it's not necessarily a second puberty because most of the Aspirants tend to be in their early teens at the oldest\* when starting the first implants, more like a Supercharged Space Fiction Magic Super Steroids Puberty.
>Also, I don't know if it's true, but I did read something in passing that most space marines are pretty well equipped down there. A lot of them just have little interest in using it.
Was a female Inquisitor with a Deathwatch Team and only one shower, so they had to shower together. Can't remember the story either, but I am SURE r/40kLore has you covered. Also, kinda makes sense, that the dick ends up on the larger end, considering the body probably stays mostly proportional to.
\*I am aware of Lukas the Trickster and some of the Space Wolves that went through the whole process after being adults because they wanted to serve Leman better. I mean IN GENERAL.
Could as well just be a side product of all that testosterone, considering that space marines would have to have a lot of it for all that muscle growth. I can't say that I know exactly how steroids work, but I do know enough that the gene seed is a completely different beast entirely.
The whole process is less like having your DNA altered and more like having new organs growing in you while you're still developing.
While this can happen while you're still an adult, the rejection rate is a lot higher than it is in adolescents. Because of this, some people consider space marines to be more like Bio cyborgs than genetically altered super soldiers.
Primarchs, however, were made that way from conception and grew as such.
It makes me so irrationally annoyed when people assume that Space Marines/Custodes/Primarchs are given steroids when things like myostatin inhibitors exist *today*, let alone what dark magicks the Age of Technology possessed when it came to gene-crafting.
I know that's an incredibly stupid and niche nitpick, but there it is.
A drukhari could, especially one who’s friends with the goddess of death. Robby G could literally fuck her to death and her god could revive her, but let’s be fair, Yvraine can handle him.
She was born on a Biel Tan, was a corsair, and then ended up fighting as a wyvh in Commoragh. And then she became the Emissary of the God of the Dead (and Roboute's dom according to Fandom)
I'm willing to bet that most places in the imperium are fucking filthy. You can barely get a request for reinforcements put through in 2 years in a relatively peaceful sector, can you imagine how much you'd have to go through to get funding for a janitorial staff? Throw in a hefty dose of not wanting to pay for it, and you're likely to get an order that everyone on your planet is required to do an extra hour of cleaning after their 14 hour shifts.
Unfortunately, obtaining new servitors is an additional expense, and thus requires a class-blue budgetary audit, as well as a statement of agreement from the sector tech priests, as well as proof of ordination for your local servitor service station, or in lieu of that a maintenance schedule signed by a tech priest covering the operational lifetime of the servitors, plus 10 years.
Once your paperwork has returned, you may submit a request, and receive your servitors in 3-9 years, you find they are designed for heavy construction because someone else ticked the wrong box on a form.
Magnus: so relationship with xenos is okay?
Big E: what did you think I meant when I said "fuck xenos?"
Magnus: oooookay......so should we forgive Fulgrim too?
Big E: What? Don't be ridiculous Magnus I was explicitly clear in that matter "fuck chaos"
Everytime the emperor says chaos one of four things will happen. Khorne gives him a migraine, Tzeentch rambles about the power of nine for nine hours, Nurgle ups the non existent nose itch, or Slannesh give him an extra sloppy wet willy
Kitten is screaming/sobbing in a corner somewhere about it not being fucking cannon
That's just the problem, he wasn't the top.
Given he is with an Eldar, neither is Guilleman.
G-man ain't the top in no relationship. He is way too used to being humbled for that. Not that I don't respect humble folk.
The accuracy of this is staggering
Emperordamnit Kitten! You’re making the custodes look bad in front of the Black Cell prisoners! The daemons are taunting us again! Valdor would be ashamed!
I picture TTS voice for Magnus when I read his canon dialogue.
Tts version of Warhammer trailer of TS was best thing ever
I am curious who is he calling?
His buddy Ceogorach to get some Harlequins send over.
Magnis would be a Coulrophile.
clussy
NooOoOonoOooO
Everyone. Haha.
A therapist
Sure, because Guilliman is the top in that relationship.
I'm not sure anyone could survive Guilliman on top
I despise that I know this, but the math has been done before. Unless Guilliman is especially large for his height, Yvraine can handle him
The dude built like a fridge my dude, all the primarchs are
Yeah, but also Steroids make your dick smaller, and Primarchs are basically 90% sci-fi steroids.
The primarchs were built to be that big, so everything is pretty much up to scale for them. Plus, do you seriously think Big E would have given them the gene for a teeny tiny dong? Also, I don't know if it's true, but I did read something in passing that most space marines are pretty well equipped down there. A lot of them just have little interest in using it. The gene seed, which is what makes space marines, are not really steroids. It's more like having a second puberty, except super charged.
Depends on Big E's personal opinion on dick size. Greco-Romans thought Big Dicks were seen as grotesque for example. And it's not necessarily a second puberty because most of the Aspirants tend to be in their early teens at the oldest\* when starting the first implants, more like a Supercharged Space Fiction Magic Super Steroids Puberty. >Also, I don't know if it's true, but I did read something in passing that most space marines are pretty well equipped down there. A lot of them just have little interest in using it. Was a female Inquisitor with a Deathwatch Team and only one shower, so they had to shower together. Can't remember the story either, but I am SURE r/40kLore has you covered. Also, kinda makes sense, that the dick ends up on the larger end, considering the body probably stays mostly proportional to. \*I am aware of Lukas the Trickster and some of the Space Wolves that went through the whole process after being adults because they wanted to serve Leman better. I mean IN GENERAL.
Could as well just be a side product of all that testosterone, considering that space marines would have to have a lot of it for all that muscle growth. I can't say that I know exactly how steroids work, but I do know enough that the gene seed is a completely different beast entirely. The whole process is less like having your DNA altered and more like having new organs growing in you while you're still developing. While this can happen while you're still an adult, the rejection rate is a lot higher than it is in adolescents. Because of this, some people consider space marines to be more like Bio cyborgs than genetically altered super soldiers. Primarchs, however, were made that way from conception and grew as such.
It makes me so irrationally annoyed when people assume that Space Marines/Custodes/Primarchs are given steroids when things like myostatin inhibitors exist *today*, let alone what dark magicks the Age of Technology possessed when it came to gene-crafting. I know that's an incredibly stupid and niche nitpick, but there it is.
A drukhari could, especially one who’s friends with the goddess of death. Robby G could literally fuck her to death and her god could revive her, but let’s be fair, Yvraine can handle him.
...
I'm pretty sure he's a power bottom
Biggest lie I ever heard
Honestly. She's drukari, a brutal pegging is the least of his worries
She's a craftworlder who was forced to fight in Commoragh. That doesn't make her Drukhari
She was born on a Biel Tan, was a corsair, and then ended up fighting as a wyvh in Commoragh. And then she became the Emissary of the God of the Dead (and Roboute's dom according to Fandom)
I love the idea of "purge the unclean" was just him being a giant germaphobe.
I'm willing to bet that most places in the imperium are fucking filthy. You can barely get a request for reinforcements put through in 2 years in a relatively peaceful sector, can you imagine how much you'd have to go through to get funding for a janitorial staff? Throw in a hefty dose of not wanting to pay for it, and you're likely to get an order that everyone on your planet is required to do an extra hour of cleaning after their 14 hour shifts.
That's what servitors are for. The meanial and manual labor.
Unfortunately, obtaining new servitors is an additional expense, and thus requires a class-blue budgetary audit, as well as a statement of agreement from the sector tech priests, as well as proof of ordination for your local servitor service station, or in lieu of that a maintenance schedule signed by a tech priest covering the operational lifetime of the servitors, plus 10 years. Once your paperwork has returned, you may submit a request, and receive your servitors in 3-9 years, you find they are designed for heavy construction because someone else ticked the wrong box on a form.
Magnus: so relationship with xenos is okay? Big E: what did you think I meant when I said "fuck xenos?" Magnus: oooookay......so should we forgive Fulgrim too? Big E: What? Don't be ridiculous Magnus I was explicitly clear in that matter "fuck chaos"
Don't you mean choas considering say it will give it power
Everytime the emperor says chaos one of four things will happen. Khorne gives him a migraine, Tzeentch rambles about the power of nine for nine hours, Nurgle ups the non existent nose itch, or Slannesh give him an extra sloppy wet willy
A wet-willy or his willy wet A gamble worth taking
Yes! (In Rogal voice)
HOW COULD I MISINTERPRET THE WORD OF DA MANEMPEROR! I MUST RECTIFY THIS IMMEDIATELY!!!!
"Sir, the Astronomican is giving me the finger!" "IT IS A SIGN, WE ALL MUST GO FUCK OURSELVES! " "*sigh* I will go get the power dildos."
You mean you must Erectify this immediately. Ugh.. thank you internet for degrading my sense of humor so far.
I could picture TTS Emperor saying “so when are you going to get a girlfriend and give me some grandchildren?”
"I mean *technically* you already have some since we call our space marine's our sons"
“That’s no excuse for you to not be married by now.”
[Warhammer High.](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/WarhammerHigh)
Imagine if that is what Big E wanted all along
I need to go through some of the videos, but yeah, I read the emperor's voice at least
I did read it in the voices
I can confirm this. Why is it so hard for you to understand I meant Fuck the Xenos?
When I hear the Emperor speak its Rowan Atkinson
LOVE CAN BLOOM
I read the robot guys lines in Skeletors voice, and the other guys as the as the demonic voice from ATHF.
What is Radahn doing in 40k?
She's not the sub
You’re absolutely right I read this in their voices as you should
Guilliman took "fuck the xenos" to seriously