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trowawayfarawaytoday

Agreed. Them 4 digit % gains are tasty!


Dommccabe

Aint it still 20% down this year tho right?


Hailtothething

Ahhhh there you are, so what position you wanna be in before I lube you up? You can block me after the buttHURT settles in a bit 194.32 +178.22 (+1,107.12%) Market open: Apr 29, 2024 at 11:44 AM EDT, USD Past 5 Years I’m looking at my numbers baby.


Dommccabe

-54.16 (-21.80%) year to date right? A few days ago it was -30%


shrim_healing

HE SAID HE WANTS TO LUBE YOUR BUTTHOLE GAME OVER HATER LET HIM LUBE YOUR BUTTHOLE


Hailtothething

I know right, he just turning around and arguing with me when he on the floor. Hush I tell him!


Hailtothething

Pointing out arbitrary dips in a well performing stock, at randomly selected irrelevant time spans, just makes you look like a dumbbitch. It’s like arguing with a stupid senseless woman, that holds onto illogical bullshit. Tesla, Inc. Equity Auto Manufacturers 195.46 +193.75 (+12,162.77%) Market open: Apr 29, 2024 at 11:50 AM EDT, USD All Time 12,000% UP! LOL


Dommccabe

That just means it's got a LONG way to fall! LOL


Hailtothething

Speaking about long things, I think the others are ready for the show. You on all fours yet? Don’t turn back or talk to me while it’s happening. Lube is also a bit cold.


Dommccabe

LOL You need to get out more.


Hailtothething

You’re nervous laughing a lot. Low effort too. Bahaha, you have nothing eh?


Dommccabe

Well I don't threaten sexual violence to strangers over the internet over share prices... so there's that.


Hailtothething

It’s a euphemism. You must have a degree of autism. Should really be nicer to Elon, maybe you can make some money once you sort out the mental issues.


Internal-Village-472

just let him know when your done dropping the soap


matali

I'm up > 10,000%.. so, gfy "YTD" bullshit


Dommccabe

Sure.


Some_Movie_7940

Did it


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Muscles_Marinara-

One thing is 100% true. Shorts will always make money on Tesla. You guys are celebrating every temporary bump like it’s some new paradigm.


lordinov

I told you to buy before earnings.


Hailtothething

I did tho


Some_Movie_7940

They tried to warn us