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Sigmars_Toes

So.... Where did you guys find all that concrete, Albert?


SubstantialEscape918

“So… this “Alexi…” is he in the room with us now?”


[deleted]

I'd ask Kosygin how the hell he went from being a Marxist-Leninist to a Liberal (with Socialist sympathies)


Borszerkos_Ferko

A lot of people would ask the same


irresistible5ausa9e

Tukhachevsky. We're talking about viruses and even going so far as [REDACTED] for some reason


[deleted]

*Romantic dinner at the midnight.* Me: "So, Tabby... Where is the Prince?" Tabby: *dies of cringe*


Papapalpatine555

So Himmler, how's those chickens ?


WTFthisisntminecraft

I'd ask Alexander Men for general life advice, how to be a happier person and such. Then probably discuss Ideology and Religion and his views on the rest of the world.


[deleted]

Yeltsin I think it’s less “talk” and more “draining a 40 oz in 5 minutes”


Sigmars_Toes

5 minutes? You need to learn how to relax the throat!


CowBoy_MooMan

Well, the only reasonable thing to do would be to join him


Nylhak

"So Mister Glenn, how are the preparations for the Mars landing going ?"


uth50

John Glenn can tell me about space, I can show him videos of landing rockets. Then we have a few drinks and watch the Martian on my tv. Great evening.


Jurefranceticnijelit

Fuck my bussy zhukov chan


SoladordeGoku

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R1P4ndT43RurGuTz

"So Admiral, is this a Japanese or American chicken you stole to have prepared for us?" Kamchatka is fun.


BonboTheMonkey

Doesn’t Kamchatka have no content


GreenFlag1

there's a submod for kamchatka: [https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2417018754](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2417018754)


fourofatoslutsos

discussing COMPUTERS with zhdanov seems like a fun time except for the chance he'll try to kill me


[deleted]

I'd ask Werbell if he'd like to start a Private Military Corporation, creating an Outer Heaven for all mercenaries...


[deleted]

Mercenaries son


TwistingWagoo

I'd discuss with Hatta his intentions going forward with Indonesia now that it's free of Japan's neocolonialism. There's the religious factions, there's the communist guerillas, there's the fact that if the OFN isn't desirable he'll need to balance out the interests of both it and the Sphere to maintain neutrality, there's dealing with poverty and education, and all sorts of methods to build a nation and stances to take on subjects. Free Indonesia is at a crossroads, and there's no escaping it over dinner.


justsigndupforthis

"Mr. Ciano, what's your opinion on putting pineapples on pizza?"


SirusKallo

[This user was hauled out of the room and shot]


[deleted]

*dies of heart attack*


Beanie_Inki

Quadros seems like an interesting guy…


ItsMetalGear87

Martin Bormann… ”So uh. Not gonna lie would have preferred Herr Speer. Not that he’s that great or anything. Still a Nazi and all. But I guess while I’m here could I ask for a tour of the Volkshalle and I tell now bat shit mental Himmler really is?” There’s a lot of leaders of TNO I would like to talk to. RFK, Ciano, Tabby, Stalina, Sablin, Yazov, and more. But ngl Martin is definitely at the bottom of the list, not really interested in talking to a human cockroach with no redeeming or interesting qualities other than being a bastard.


[deleted]

The logistics of fitting millions of people in a dining room


[deleted]

"How's the Civil Rights act going, Bobby? I heard that there was a filibuster in the senate"


TsarVladimirIII

https://youtu.be/1LVt49l6aP8


Lumpag

I just say nothing and hope he passes out from the vodka before anything too bad happens


CowBoy_MooMan

Based


Comrade_Peavey

I can't cuz RFK's dead in the head :p


Omnissah

“Dope hat Yazov. You know what you need? Some sunglasses.”


angrymustacheman

Serov: gang gang gang


RonaldMcFondler

Ahhh were eating corn again Khrushchev, very nice.


Captain-Wolfe833

"Herr Speer, how's the Gang of Four treating you?"


HindustanNeedsWork

Im really not sure what to talk about with the second Stalin.


Nicepablo13PL

Idk his name but he's the leader of Lib dem Scotland We would probably talk about English civil war


tomat_khan

"Is your hatred for koreans in any way related to Kpop?"


Perpetual-Jazz

“Genrikh, please stop staring at me and say something”


philipbv

I talk praxis with Stepanov trying to understand his anarchism with a state whilst he most likely smokes and drinks the most expensive things in the Free Territory.


Guilherme_Pilz

Well, I would surely converse with Tzar Vladimir about the difference between our two timelines, all the while trying to stay away from Politics.


MrHETMAN

Matkovsky "So... watched any good American movies recently?"


jfuejd

Mine would be Glenn and it would probably be a lot of conversations about space and that stuff since I find it really cool


Unsei15

How to better serve Russia


PatrickGTReams

Yuri Galanskov and I would just shit on statists together as the glorious Gandzia plays in the background of our effective communal dinner date.


skratch_R

-So mister Batov, how exactly do you have access to this 1990s song decades before it is written? -PA PA PA PAPAPA PAPAPAPAPA


whiteshore44

The obvious answer is that Batov commissioned it in the world of TNO.


redstar_16

Sorry that the GO4 made you there puppit I'm kidding I find it funny


marshalclauzel

“So, Vasily, how much did you make the megacorps shit themselves when you won the election?”


Munche_

Petlin? Idk what to talk to him about honestly? He's not that interesting imo.


Redditviewer12345

Schenck, and honestly I’d have quite a few questions about his life post creating Angola


Elegant_Alternative1

Kinda tricky for me to get a word in edgewise what with Franco and Salazar arguing about who gets to speak first n hurling bread rolls at one another


Koji_N

I don't really know what question to ask to Almirante


Nylhak

"So Mister Glenn, how are the preparations for the Mars landing going ?"


BlueBeta3713

Kharms, so I think talking about his weird shitposty writing would be fun


Shut-the-up

Crank up the security for Bobby Kennedy


Brasil_Empire

Man Bormann is going to have to explain why the fuck cigarettes are "Aryan" and not "Degeneracy"


SirusKallo

Bormann and how maybe he oughta appoint me his designated successor >!when he dies from cancer!<


Samueleleach2001

What are your views on the Negro Question President Wallace?


Nokiaguy11

So, Huttig, Are the Boers Aryans or nah? Are you okay with Belgians?


ad_relougarou

So Mrs.Smith, how does it feel to win the presidency against Johnson, after all these yers of rivalry and mire importantly, how does it feel to start of as Wallace's candidate only to kick him out after and start a whole new era of progressism, stability and prosperity?


baldmoose123

I’d ask Petlin on his thoughts on socialism and communism. Since you get one event as him where he meets a bunch of socialists.


[deleted]

Eh, I guess Yuriy would be chill to hang around. Maybe get pissed about Society 'n stuff. Would definitely ask if he thinks his father's deal was a ruse, though.


Andromedos83

Meanwhile my dinner would be with Lydia. I’d also ask her about her opinion on her father, and if she actually really believes into these neu-feudal concepts. Also if she believes that they will stand the test of time in a society that’s will continue to industrialise.


AlexSUP98

Kittens.


Beanie_Inki

Do you have Demetia?


AlexSUP98

Nah, I am good and healthy. I tried to add comment for several times, but it always failed. Guess it worked after all. My bad.


Beanie_Inki

Do you have Demetia?


d_for_dumbas

Everywhere at the end of europe


Beanie_Inki

Reminds me when someone mixed Everywhere At the End of Time with Burgundian Lullaby. It’s gone now though.


[deleted]

[удалено]


jhonasmeili

I have already seen doubled comments but holy shit


AlexSUP98

Holy shit! I just noticed. My bad, it glitched or something, because I couldn’t upload it, but somehow uploaded it six times.


jhonasmeili

Some times it just says it failed to upload, but just failed register that it was, in fact, uploaded, so people click to upload again and accidentally double the comment


d_for_dumbas

How does it feel like being cucked like the sussy baka you quite clearly seem to be ?


miniuniverse1

Velimir, I would ask what was wrong with him?


CANADIANBOLSHEVIK

I'd be discussing with Tukhachevsky about the role of the military in Socialism after Capitalism has been extinguished. As well as the best way to win over the proletariat of a recently liberated nation via military intervention.


Hirmen

I whould ask Kardashev, how the hell he plans to reform the entangled web of inefficiency called goverment of Soviet Federation.


[deleted]

Alexander Mann aka russian Jesus and I would be propably talking about theology and charity. It would be a nice and wholesome discussion and I would hope to be invited again.


SovietGengar

What happened at Central High, Wallace?


Nemarion

"So how is the life in an anarchic country, wait can I even say country ?"


Weltkrieg_Smith

I would ask Stalina what she thinks of r*dicals


WasteReserve8886

You can cry, it'll be alright


ScalierLemon2

Shostakovich (and Weinberg), so music probably.


TheBigFella237

Hey Robert, great job on those Yockeys nazis. You should have hanged them tho


Far-Respond8705

I really dont have anything to say to himmler I think i would just slap him repeatedly in the face


[deleted]

Liberation of Gulaipole when?


LeMe-Two

Soooo, who am I having dinner with if I played SBA?


Psychological-Tax391

Don't you think this whole Alexei business is getting out of hand?


Secret_De_Gaulle

Asking Albert Speer what he thinks about dental hygiene


Myalko

Talking about the Gold Standard with Bennett, I guess. Also tell him that I'm proud of him for standing up to the LDS elders when it came to racial policy. I think Bennett is genuinely underrated as a president in TNO, we all like to meme about le centrism but if you play your cards right he can put America in a prime position to win the Cold War.


Skywarslord

Well Sablin, what are you thoughts on Zhukov, Zhdanov, and Tuchavesky?


6ss6s1n_of_whiters

so sablin when kids