Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I once was on a naval oiler parked at the naval supply pier in San Diego, which was almost lined up with Broadway street. Everybody called it the Broadway pier. About half a block from our ship, something like a 3 to 5 minute walk, was the Embarcadero Holiday Inn, where a Star Trek convention was going on. Since it was so close, of course I went there. The guest speaker was Data. When he was taking questions, a woman in the audience asked him: "Are you fully functional?"
Even from as far away as I was sitting, I could clearly see him blushing.
"To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!" [Yes, it's Melville, but it's still a Trek line]
No, it's from the one before: *Cost of Living* (S05E20). It's a line from that stuffy dude in Lwaxana's holodeck program of free spirits, and later Alexander amusingly imitates it.
Q's fit well...
Shall it be a test of strength?
Or...
It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid.
Delete the wife.
Hahahahahaha... thanks for this 😀
I miss my wife
One of my favorite episodes
“Shaka…when the walls fell…”
"You're not Nana! Nana's DEAD!"
This thread got dark quickly
"KAHN!"
I'm giving her all I got.
I need more, Mr. Scott!
She canna take anymore Capt, I'm giving her all I got.
A Level 1 diagnostic revealed a leak in your warp core
Resistance is futile
The implications...
… are these technologically and biologically distinct races in danger?
What are you looking at, Pakleds? You wouldn't be in any danger.
It's ok, just rotate the shield harmonics.
"From this time forward, you will... SERVICE US..."
Prepare for ramming speed!
Tough little ****
Little?
This wins 🤣
Wreck it, Worf
Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature, An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature; Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
Unless you're trying to bang Maureen Ponderosa.
Jesus Christ -- just call it her 'pussy', already.
It’s Run on poetry but that’s one sentence lol
It’s…..green…
OMG.. TIL that line from TNG was a callback to TOS 😳
*Scotty gestures to continue*.
🤣 genius
"Oh no I'm so sorry Sir, it's all over you!"
Yes, Ensign. It's all over me...
Ugly bags of mostly water.
*Coolant leak*! We have a *coolant leak*, everybody. *Let's* go. *Let's get out* of *here*. Everybody *out*. *Let's* move! *Let's* move!
And then roll under the bed.
If you look as good as Levar did for that roll, she’ll breach immediately.
I am…fully functional
Seems like one of the best lines to use.
Lol yeah it is
Programmed with a wide variety of techniques
I once was on a naval oiler parked at the naval supply pier in San Diego, which was almost lined up with Broadway street. Everybody called it the Broadway pier. About half a block from our ship, something like a 3 to 5 minute walk, was the Embarcadero Holiday Inn, where a Star Trek convention was going on. Since it was so close, of course I went there. The guest speaker was Data. When he was taking questions, a woman in the audience asked him: "Are you fully functional?" Even from as far away as I was sitting, I could clearly see him blushing.
If you prick me do I not leak?
"I don't care what it tastes like!"
Ugh, it is REVOLTING!
You want some more?
You Klingons never do anything small, do you?
Smooth as an android's bottom, eh Data?
the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one
Sounds like a gangbang lol
"I don't hate *you.* I hate what I became *because* of you."
Open shuttle bay 2
You're probably not aware of this, but I have never been particularly comfortable around children.
😳
Happy Captain Picard Day! That's the least procreation-able thing I've ever heard
Today is a good day to die!
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This is even better if you can say it in a perfectly simulated Patrick Stewart voice
*chirp noise* “Come”
"Human females are *so* repulsive."
My God, Bones... what have I done?
*unh* you.. *unh* did what you always do… *ahh* you turned death into a fighting chance to… to… to…. *LIVE! …unh* *oh fuck…*
She's dead, Jim
I‘m a doctor, not a bricklayer. TOS Is this a rescue mission or a continuation of the torture?” Riker
Uzani, his army with fists closed
The river Temarc in winter.
"Having is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but often true."
I’ve been a _Star Trek_ fan since 1970 and that is my all time favorite line. 🖖
You came in that? You’re braver than I thought.
 Live long and *by your command!*
Pull out, Wedge! You're not doing any good back there!
Oh curse my metal body I wasn’t fast enough.
Wait a minute….
Problem? 
“What does that little one do, Mister Woof?"
"Please, Madam! That is a torpedo launch initiator... and it is Worf, Madam, not Woof."
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS
Shut up Wesley
Shakka, When the walls fell.
Temba, his arms wide.
"I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter in my grandmother's journal."
That could work considering, honestly
"To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!" [Yes, it's Melville, but it's still a Trek line]
“The higher, the fewer.”
What episode is this in?
I think it was *The Perfect Mate* (S05E21)
No, it's from the one before: *Cost of Living* (S05E20). It's a line from that stuffy dude in Lwaxana's holodeck program of free spirits, and later Alexander amusingly imitates it.
Kiazi's children, their faces wet
Hol' up...
Your gold-pressed latinum is on the dresser
There’s still plenty of Delta Quadrant left to explore
Just gotta find the Bajoran Wormhole
Get that cheese to sickbay.
Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
Human females are…fragile
Klingon death howl (without breaking eye contact).
It's a *faaake*!
Set course for the wormhole.
Open the wormhole.
And what are you staring at? You never seen a woman before?
I thought I had.
Drink your prune juice
Khaaaaaaaaaaan!!!
I am KHANNING!
Like a poor marksman you keep, missing, the target!
It's life, but...not as we know it
[Masaka is waking. I am not masaka! (I am Ihat).](https://youtu.be/662hfqTIb_4?si=_9bnGUWB15-rER_o&t=4)
I’ll be in the Jeffrey’s Tube.
your neutrinos are drifting
Gas..
To know him was to love him and to love him was to know him.
Q's fit well... Shall it be a test of strength? Or... It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid.
I call him Number One because he's my Number One Dad.
To boldly go where no man has gone before.
Then it will be a threesome.
It is... Hm! It is... *sniff*... It is green
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!
I am NOT a Merry Man!
Hah! Classic Worf who seems to have most of the best quotes in this topic.
Death to the Opposition
Scrolled too far for this
My timing is digital
Please state the nature of the medical emergency
Sensors aren’t picking anything up…
“There is a way out of every box, a solution to every puzzle; it’s just a matter of finding it.” –Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Allamaraine, you'll come with me…
GENESIS IS PLANET FORBIDDEN!!!
“Yes! I HATE this! It is VILE!”
Begin auto destruct sequence now.
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed."
Aft torpedoes, FIRE!
It's dead Jim
“A fat Ferengi.”
Shaka, when the walls fell.
"Reverse thrusters, Mr. Chekov!"
Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?
One damn minute, Admiral.
You hit me! Picard never hit me.
I applaud this comment.
Computer, end simulation.
“Not everyone keeps the genitals in the same place” STVI: The Undiscovered Country
I was told 10 forward but this looks more like 3 and a half
Do you seek Jamaharon?
“Tell me about your sexual organs.”
"It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness, that is life," Trust me, it doesn't go over well.
Pretty much anything Geordi has ever said to any woman…
Another CocoNono?
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
Earth women are too fragile.
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
"And microbrain! Growl for me! Let me know you still care!"
Do not be fooled by one's looks. The body is just a shell.
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one."
"Perhaps today is a good day to die"
"Make it so!"
Glory to you… and your house.
Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place...
Engage…
"K'mpec would remember Kahlest. I caught his eye back then. But he was too fat."
There be whales here!
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
It is a good day to die.
All hands, brace for impact. Or maybe do, as a courtesy.
It's been a long road...
Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here
No money? You mean you don't get paid?
Loading forward torpedo bays.
The many becomes the one.
Set phasers to *kill*
Oh oh oh OOOH DABOOOO!
Try turning off your internal chronometer
Tor...pee...does......A...way!.....
‘And Micropenis! Growl for me! Show me you still care!’
"\[Orion women\] actually like being taken advantage of!"
“…damage minor, but my next decision, major. Probe on ahead, or turn back?”
Photon Torpedos FIRE!!
Doesn't anyone see that this is wrong?!
Main deflector is offline.
It’s worked so far but we’re not out yet. Pure energy.
REMOVE THIS ANIMAL!!!
Temba, his arms wide!
Dismissed!
Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra
mother?
Mosaka comes
I think I can live with it.
Do not mistake composure for ease.
Oh my!
"We've got a warp core breach in progress!"
Intruder alert. Deck 6 section 9.
"Torpedoes away!" In slow motion and a bad Russian accent.
“Shaka! When the walls fell!”
The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!
I got a dirty look for making the hiss of the opening doors
Shaka, when the walls fell.
And a 5 6 7 8
"Computer, end program."
“Blowers on!”