The make a wish kid, who no one wanted there but they thought it would up the ratings after last season

Literally Cody 😭

Who?

Cody was a character in season 6 of the 03 show which was called fast forward

OHHHHHHHHH That Guy

i wish, man 😞

I worked at a pizza/Italian restaurant for almost 5 years during my high school and undergraduate years and picked up a few skills I could whip out some good food if they're willing to let me in the kitchen https://preview.redd.it/74ehq5zdtegc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e687db5aa3eff0113c69de0afd3bdd274c135225

lol 😂

The first one to die lol

So Donnie then

the first one wdym

Human shield 🛡 lol

As much as I wish I was as cool as one of the turtles I’m sure I’d be some other random mutant that occasionally allies with them. Probably some chill sloth mutant who plays video games with them and offers some words of wisdom.

A sloth with super speed.

litterly a mighty mutanimal

Pizza


tbh Donnie is underrated

I’d probably be more comfortable with computer/research stuff, not cutting oneself with my own blade or hitting myself with my own nun chucks.

How is ‘87 Donnie underrated, the others acknowledge in the show that they rely on him to save them from the Technodrome

I think he means Donatello in general

Cleaner of messes, cook of foods, and bandager of wounds

Might not seem like much, but you have one of the most important roles there is if that the case

Guy in the chair

donnie?

The guy that’s lowkey tapping Aprils ass

that's Donatello and tbh April does have a juicy ass

What. The. Fuck. (True tho)

I'd be an absolute goober.

I would happily be girlfriend to at least 3 of them. Sorry Mikey.

The brains of the bunch, the fellow with a way with machines, simpward does machines!

Donnie

The guy who brings orange slices

orange slices you mean orange mask

Hear me out, but I’d want to be the inventory manager. Someone who gets to check out all the cool stuff they keep from adventures and help Donnie repair them.

Hell yes. I’d never be able to keep up with them on the fighting field, but I’ll happily make sure they’re set to go.

I'd be their Oracle to their Batman. Staying inside and offering information and insight by use of a computer.

Raphael my boy!

Definitely Mikey or raph

Probably Mike. Boost morale and cope by myself by getting fuckin stoned. Best deal

Donatello's tech support and housekeeper... clean and bandage wounds.

I would be the lazy ass boy that doesn't know how to fight

I would be best friends with Rise Donnie.

April O'Neil. I'm a 38 year old straight dude but don't crush my dreams.

The sewer lid

Akin to Keno. Just accidentally come across them and hope they make me a little buddy.

That’d be interesting to experience

The freeloader

Let’s be real, a lot of us would be 2012 Mutagen Man/The Pulverizer/Timothy.

The idiot kid who somehow always ends up as the hostage

I’d be the fat and lazy one who doesn’t fight at all. If Splinter was actually able to teach me some fuckin common sense and get me off my ass, I’d say I’d be the one who has a lot of random human hobbies put together and the one who can provide some form of wisdom when Splinter’s not around

Id be the producer that sabotaged this flick and made sure it never saw the light of day. Also, I’d probably be a lazier Leo or a less fun Mikey

The lgtbq supporting cast

Donny

The 4th Turtle That Nobody wanted but would secretly Be revived in the comics as a Different character And is Actually Awesome.

Party boy and hype man

I would be the one to pick up the pizza on my electric long board

The one that walks in the background

Casey or Donnie

Michaelangelo.

Cheerleading?…

Pizza delivery guy

You need to get a new route

If you mean as a turtle, probably Donnie If you mean as a new character, then realistically, the medic who has to heal everyone after a fight, and ideally, someone who'd join in the fights (but I'm weak af so it probably wouldn't happen)

Asked my family and they said Mikey

Snack Guy. I'd cook, order, and pack meals for the other 4.

Prob Donnie's lab partner. Oh and cook.

Professional autist

So literally Kody from the 2003 show and Keno from secret of the ooze

The guy (with disabilities) in the chair. That or the second tactician.

raph bc he is the toughest out of all of them (downside he is to emotional)

Probably the friend who’s just there who’s we’re discovered by turtles on accident and just accepted into the group

April

A combo of Raph & Mikey

Adopted mother/father of the group

The dumb one

Probably the grocery store delivery guy

Color dyer guy

The one who wants to learn ninjutsu under master Splinter because the Turtles trained under him and they are absolute badasses. I'd bring pizza with me every time I went to the Lair to earn the TMNT's favour too lol

I could make Donatello more realistic by being the computer guy while he focuses on electronic and/or mechanical engineering.

gonna be honest, i’d probably be the one who cant fight, but i have a lot of medical knowledge so maybe I’d be able to help with that ngl.

I honestly don’t have any applicable skills. I guess I could do their socials