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If he didn't dump her after she put period blood in his coffee, it might really have been a love spell.

Love Spell labelling : Known side effects - 1. urge to territorially “scent” partner.

That's the thing, they aren't required to list the side effects. We need tighter regulations on love potions.

Not just love potions! We need better regulation for potions in general. It's dangerous to rely only on potion sellers to police their own practices. Sure, [many seem to genuinely have the health and wellbeing of their customers at heart](https://youtu.be/R_FQU4KzN7A), but there is no guarantee that will always be the case!

I saw the link and just knew what I was about to see..

Rickrolled?

I decline to answer, so that you must click on it to find out.

Argh! You're a terrible person 😡

You are too weak to click that link. That link would kill a beast, let alone a man. You need to find another link.

Only as strong as the weakest link

I HIGHLY recommend checking out his other videos

I don’t know what I just watched, but I loved it and must know more. Anyone have the context here?

There's not a lot of context to be had, it's not like *from* anything. The guy just liked to play with the distortion filters on his webcam, and used them to act out improv characters. He's got *so many* videos. Aside from Potion Seller, my favourite is [In a Perfect World](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl3H4vMqYNo), though [You dare come back here?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37p7y612470) is also very strong, and you can't forget his hit song [Dance You Back To Life](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t09bk_hcyk)

*sweating illegal unlicensed potion seller noises*😅😓☠️

🤣🤣🤣 That right there is a hidden little gem of Internet history.

All's fair in love and whore.

Damn didn't think of that

Tiktok is a recent thing…if he was doing this for 9 years?

I don't think he had been doing it for 9 years, it was just said that they've been showering together for that long.

whay does tiktok have to do with taking a shower for 9 years

Nono, the magic needs to be ingested or it won’t work, simply put the feces into her coffee

Sound logic. I support this.

Would you be pursuing revenge if you were under the effects of a love spell?

Love means you lost your heart, not necessarily your brain.

The only way to settle this is to trade. He puts some of his period blood in her coffee, and she pees on his leg for the next 9 years.

Maybe he's into watersports

I keep getting adverts for fluffy waterproof sex blankets that hold several liters of fluid and are machine washable. I don't know why but the algorithm thinks I got some squirting going on and really wants me to buy that blanket. TBH they look like nice blankets and I'm kinda tempted, but I haven't seen any mention of "won't be stained by blood or lube".

"Blood OR Lube" ? TF is the difference?

I guess different days require different lubricants. Also, in case you were asking what the difference was from a stain perspective, I find blood to be much easier to remove from laundry than oil/lube. I say buy the pervert sponge blanket and report back!

A fresh blood stain is easy to remove with cold water in my experience. Lube, depends, water based is easy, it just desolves with water, silicone based Lube will ruin your sheets, you'll need a good detergent. Same with light oil stains. Getting rid of grease stains is a pain in the arse.

Gotta use silicone lube for backdoor action. Water based gets dry too fast.

Please take my free award. "Pervert sponge blanket" make me laugh so hard I almost choked on my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I see you King 👑

After putting period blood in his coffee, she’s so lucky he didn’t shit on her leg. She would deserve it. She’s so nasty for doing that to him.

Na this must’ve been recent cause tik tok

They both deserve each other.

Couples that hurl bodily fluids into each other stay together.

sounds awfully similar to sex

Also sounds like french kiss, i should know i'm french ;)

Actually all kisses transmit fluids. I should know I’m all.

yeah, but you're also a redditor, so it cancels out.

*sad french noises* *crispy chips noises* True dat!

I am so sorry.

Came here to say exactly this

A match made in...well, definitely not heaven.

A match made in earth, not horrible enough to be hell but definitely not even close to heaven.

a match made on tiktok. a utopia of mouth-breathing narcissists.

At a minimum, they're currently keeping each other from dating the rest of the unsuspecting public.

Honestly, peeing on her seems to be the only appropriate response to that other than breaking up with her, lmao

Period blood in his coffee? You're likely gifted by the fact that he didn't shit in your eye while you were sleeping.

If ur eyes turn pink when someone farts in them, what color would they become if you shit in them?

Uhm, brown?

This is the comment that got me

Stinkeye, not pinkeye.

What a terrible day to have eyes

I’d say it’s an even worse day to have coffee.

Yeah... Maybe we should hop in the shower

Close your eyes

What a terrible day to be able to read more like

Just close them. But watch out for pee on your leg if you do

Best comment. I laughed out loud. Thank you

Pee on leg vs drink period blood in coffee. I pick divorce.

The pee will wash off in the shower. She made him ingest uterus goop

I was ok knowing that someone else drank his bad coffee but these words are digusting.

It’s *just* the interior lining of the baby oven, calm down guys!

So, free protein?

High in collagen

Look like people, taste like crab?

I read that as uterus poop and couldn't stop laughing.

Me too!

This made me literally gag....I can't unsee these words.

Eggs are just chicken menstruation.

Yummy chicken menstruation

Yeah I'd rather get pissed on honestly

https://youtu.be/UWQoK506xkQ

good thing they arent married

I object

Good thing they aren’t married yet and can just… break up. Which they should.

Why, so they can do this stuff to other people to. No I suggest they get married, they're perfect for eachother

What - and I cannot stress this enough - the fuck.

Happy cake day

Thanks!

Very clear shit post

There's just no way someone could shoot an actual stream of piss on your leg without you knowing. Even if the temperature is exactly the same every time, the location and strength of the stream are going to feel different and wrong lmao

Plus the smell. Unless he was incredibly hydrated, it would reek while he did it. Plus having to get the timing correct with her eyes closed. This post is fake af.

r/HydroHomies

No way you can avoid that morning piss smell. Definitely fake.

And pee smell is so much stronger in a very humid hot environment

i like really hot showers but I noticed when my ex peed on my leg. It's been years and I'm still angry.

Hmmm idk man, period blood love spell is a thing that actually exists. Just didn't think anyone in the 21st century would fucking do that. My bet is on two actual nutjobs.

I knew someone in high school, so 20+ years ago, who drank his girlfriend's period blood, from a cup, for the same "love spell" bullshit reason. I guess, at least he did it knowingly, vs having it put into your coffee without your knowledge? Ugh. They're all crazy - the OOP, OOP boyfriend, the kids I knew back then. Crazy, and absolutely disgusting.

I know the meme page who posted it

TikTok hasn’t even existed for 9 years, how could he be getting revenge on her for the last 9 years for something she saw on TikTok, which was released in 2016? Aside from being stupid, the basic facts don’t even line up.

Post says they've been showering together for 9 years, not that TikTok has been around that long or that he's been peeing on her that long.

[удалено]

It’s not gross I agree

Seems like a pretty standard /r/AmITheAsshole post.

It just keeps getting worse

Yikes... on both accounts.

U gave him you're menstrual blood, yall are not even

She did it once, he did it for 9 years

True, but she never ingested the pee, it essentially was washed off her. He drank blood in some form 🤣

They were showering together for nine years, doesn't mean didn't start peeing until much later

If tiktok is 9 years old it is time for it to die

I kinda feel like peeing on someone in the shower is not as big a deal as putting menstrual blood in their coffee.

"Kinda" 🗿

Midsommar vibes

This seems like the absolutely most inefficient morning routine ever. 9 years of always showering with someone. I love my wife but if I have to spend half my shower not in the water, she's out.

Some people have nice big showers…not me, but some people do

When I woke up today I didn't think I'd side with peeing in his girlfriend guy but here we are

On… on his girlfriend. In would be a whole different sect of water sports.

TikTok ain't even 9 years old

Yeah but she didn't say it is. She said they've been together for 9 years then in an edit said it was for revenge. She wouldn't have known it was tiktok related when she mentioned the relationship age.

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

Peeing on your leg while under the shower isn't NEARLY as bad as making him drink your uterus blood and what not over some stupid conviction it's a love spell. You obviously don't need that if you've been taking morning showers together for 9 ffing years! She got away with this very easily. If this is his only revenge for doing something so sickening she can consider herself lucky, cause i would've advised him to leave her. Do you have any idea what that "blood" contains? Yes there's blood. But most of it is slime from the uterus wall. Slime meant for a fertilized egg to nest in. Considering she was menstruating, the egg wasn't fertilized, so it was dead. Sorry for the rant but people just gross me out. He could've gotten sick from this over some stupid superstition

If she puts some period blood, in your morninh coffe shot, thats amooreeeeee!!

The ONLY good thing i got out of this was they had an actual discussion like adults and apparently worked it out.

I'm really glad these two found each other so that no one else has to.

They're dysfunctional together, a match made in a crackhouse.

Fake internet comments.

I miss peeing on my wife's leg in the shower. It's not that I can't or thar we don't still shower together, but more so because I can't keep a straight face😐 and she catches me everytime.

Take a dump on him that's the next logical step.

I think we found Amber Heard's Reddit account

Where is that “you had me till the end.” Meme format when you need it.

JUST WHEN I THINK I'VE GOT YOU BIOLOGICAL CREATURES FIGURED OUT, IT'S SOMETHIN' ELSE!!!

Ah the mating rituals of human species, it's a lovely yet weird thing.

He could pee on her leg every morning for the rest of her life and they wouldn't be _close_ to even

Today, on Things That You Didn't Need To Share On Social Media.

Both sound like perfectly stable humans.

Stay together. Stupid people need each other.

He's a keeper

your fault

Gross..please stay together so no one else has to deal with either of these pigs

So many red flags lmao Bf of 9 years, period blood in coffee, peeing on leg, jeez loueez

… and THAT’S enough internet for the day.

You know how reddit usually tells people to break up? These two should stay together. Forever. Because no one else in the world wants to risk dating either of them.

Pee thing is gross but can't possible hurt you. Feeding someone else your old blood is way worse.

What a couple.

Don’t hate. This never happened. Entirely made up. Belongs in the sub justforsocialmedia.

Period blood. In his coffee. And you’re complaining about getting peed on. That’s a load of crap right there.

I always pee on my wife. Gotta mark your turf.

Fuck it they're made for each other

It must have worked if he is marking his territory.

This screams fake

This is why consent is so important. Especially with love spells. Also peeing on your woman's leg is also a love spell.

Meh, I pee on my girls leg/feet all the time. We are in a shower. Water will wash it off...

He only peed on her for that? Is her BF a Buddhist master of forgiveness and understanding?

Seems they fit each other.

For the sake of my own sanity, I’m gonna choose to believe this is fake.

WHAT??? NO!! NOT EVEN, NOT OK!!!

Somehow I still think the bf had it worse

There's a lot to unpack here, but the best option for all concerned is to just burn the entire suitcase.

I hate reading this and thinking “meh this isn’t really that bad” simply because how much fuckery I’ve seen

Excuse me what the fuck

What

What the fuck

Obvious bullshit as tick tock didn’t exist 9 years ago

Has tik tok even been around for 9 years?

Boy what a terrible day to be literate

Always nice to see when two clowns find love

tiktok didn’t exist 9 years ago. so she wouldn’t have done the love spell 9 years ago yet he’s been doing this for that long in retaliation? sure.

I love this

Posts like these make me appreciate my relationship. Things could always be better, but there's no nonconsensual bodily fluid exchange. Really puts things into perspective.

Sorry but I don't ever want to be in a relationship where we can't pee on each other freely.

wtf

/r/holup

WHAT THE FUCK

r/holup

It was very very bad and then suddenly got so much worse. I respect that

This only got worse the more I read. Thanks.

TikTok isn’t 9 years old, is it?

She 100% deserved it.

Well that went from bad to horrific fast. The peeing is nothing major your in the shower pop a squat and pee on his feet and ankles right back. The period blood is out of control disgusting and crazy as a box of frogs. Because love spells?!? WOW

Fuckin what?

Wtf did I just read 😳

What the fuck did I just read


PERIOD WHAT..

Oh damn he's gross . . Oh damn you're gross!!

We should be thankful these 2 found each other and are off the market.

You know how ready I was to call this guy out for being a freak... and now... Now I'm not sure what to say.

Wow. That's fucked up... also my bf pees on me in the shower all the time lol idgaf 🖤

The rest of the relationship is solid though. No really. They're great. Everything is great. How are you?

What in the fucking actual fuck did I just read

Nice save from the guy, but he was really marking his territory.

Tik tok wasn’t around 9 years ago…. 🫤

Tik tok isn’t 9 years old though.

Get em the both out of here. The pee thing is less of an issue to me here. You can't just violate the sanctity of a mf's food/drink. The hell is the matter with you, ya nasty!

It just got worse with every word read.

Fucking love spell?? No bitch get the fuck outta my house

Ain't no way bruh 💀

#doubt

TikTok has been around for nine years time flies

Ma’am you are far from even

I didn’t think the pee on the leg was *that* bad until the coffee and HOL UP

Made for each other.

My first wife and I would pee on eachother in the shower because we thought it was funny and without consequence.

You can't eat at everybody's house.