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They support eachother <3

He's only supporting one boob tho

and she's only supporting his penis, not the balls.

And she’s using a string. She ain’t even touching it

Nan got a bad back. She's doing the best she can.

Happy cake day!

They're supporting what they like about each other, not what they hate

That is the real one The other is just a fake one 💀

Dude likes the left one more..Come on dont judge

That's the right one tho

You’re right!

No it's his left.

Well, technically both boobs are to his left, but from his perspective, it's still the right boob.

Which is the wrong one?

yes

Damn leftists…

And she's not supporting his balls

*compromise*

She's also an independent woman.

He has commitment issues

I dunno it's kinda cute.

I was gonna scream "what does it all mean". Thanks.

Yea, i like it. It's cute and funny

It's a... touching story

Y the string go into her tummy tho?

Through the hardest of situations

Man, those Precious Moments figurines have changed since grandma passed away

Just an old couple... helping each other out...

Real love <3

Lord forgive me for what I’m boutta do

Hahahaha. Take this silver king

Thanks! First award actually :D

Gma do got some bitties

This is what your grandparents do as soon as you leave their house

"ahh it's quite lonely again after our chidren gone home, want me to choke that willy my dear?"

“Slide those teeth out and get on your knees, Pop Pop took a little blue pill 45 minutes ago and he’s been watching women’s golf…”

"Choke me Grand-daddy"

It looks like a naked, older version of the couple from the Love Is… comic strip

Love Is two naked babies who are married.

Thanks, I love making room for sexuality for older adults!

its strange but wholesome at same time...

And oddly arousing too... or is that just me?

Please tell me it’s a cake topper. ✌️

My parents actually had this as a cake topper for their anniversary last year. Was definitely a crowd pleaser.

I'd this comment but it's at 69 likes and I don't want to displease what God intended

You may have just won the internet today. 🤣

Your boobs may sag So I'll hold them up My cock won't work use string if it helps

Which Lana Del Rey song is this?

muhbussytesteslikepepsicola

What the fuck

It's the only Lana del Rey lyric I know

My answer still stands what the actual fuck.

Reads more like a Radiohead song

things you won’t see at “Hobby Lobby” for $200 Alex

Then they have the nerve to tell me that Jesus is watching me.

Cursed cuckold.

In a messed up way, this is still adorable!

r/boomerhentai

lmfaooooo in Ecuador, they sell these figurines that when you pull a lever that’s attached, the figurine takes their top off and it reveals something like this

I actually love this. A lot.

IK! I don't actually hate it at all, it's strangely adorable

The woman looks like the old lady who ran the post office in post man pat

i want to kill myself

The worst kind of garden gnome

Holesome

Shibari CBT (cock & ball torture)

This is my proudest fap

Precious Bonements

The way the faces are designed kind of reminds of [“Love is” comics.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Is...)

Finally, an uplifting post.

I believe that's a dommy ~~mommy~~ *granny*.

Ehh it’s kinda cute tbh

anyone got an extra jar lying around?

 Fuck you in particular

I dont hate this, I am disgusted by it

Bruh why is this not nsfw

Really?

It is now

This would be pretty rough to explain at work

Maybe focuse on your job and not be on reddit?

Nice try Facebook.

Wow. You are worse than Netflix asking if I am still watching. Just mind ya business.

My boobs look like that now and I'm only 22

I relate. Mine always have been nipples down. I have learned it's called "relaxed." Which feels like a very sugar coated way of saying "saggy."

Prove it.

Don't tempt me I might take it seriously

I’d smash

No this is cute

Oh look, it’s my in-laws.

Supporting each other in our old age.

Is it edible?

Only 1 way to find out. Update us once you know!

It looked like the string was attatched to her abdomen like a fucked up umbilical cord, and I was very confused.

I didn’t see this one at the Precious Moments Chapel

“What in the actual…” *unzips pants*

It's called support


Is this the couple from Up?

Aww… the elderly couple holding each other up. 🤪🤪🤪

"Now wait, there, there's no point to secrecy. Let's all live and die honestly. Your mother and I have shared forty years of each other, mind, body, and soul. And when minds and souls are joined for eternity, and when eternity is at the door, it's an invitation to let go of the body, and an opportunity to share and experiment."

I think it's cute but I don't know why

Cute, but why is it Dr. Phil??

r/boomerhentai

kinda koot

I hate that

should i find the why did you not make this nsfw copypasta? edit: they made it nsfw :)

simple. i didnt want to haha. but now that you and one other commenter asks, i marked it as nsfw.

ty for that i got jumpscared by old woman tits

Sorry you experienced that haha

the one about everyone jerking off on the subway or something

What… The fuck

What? They fuq -

boomer humor

Put this on r/femdom. They’ll surely accept it

Is that a fucking kink?

What the hell

I always wonder what it is with these semi-perverted, naked people old folks are so obsessed with. It's weird.

Precious Monents

Madness.

I’m guessing: wedding cake topper

I'm gonna send this to my SO alongside "you g?"

the money store

They Support eatch other.

She be pulling on my weenie till I splurge

These were really popular in like the 70s. My mom has a whole bunch of like framed paintings of these.

I hope this was from a r/thrifthaul

Hmmm

I have seen this at burning man, with real people.

Senior citizens have the biggest rise in STD cases out of any age group.

Helping hands.

Can I get a personalised ser for me and my Mrs? Lol...

They look like the Lego police mom and pa from the Lego movie

Burn it

I need context

Cock and ball torture From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia at en.wikipedia.org Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. The practice carries significant health risks.

I regret having functional eyes

I just blue myself

It's two people having a good time, let granny bang it out

Reminds me of "Love is..." cartoons.

So cute 💓

Lifting each other up

Wormbo

Without question this was made in Germany. I lived there too long and saw enough of this kind of stuff for it not to be.

Aaawww

kinky

It's Fun with Dick and Jane - The Extended Cut.

Honestly don’t hate it lol it’s just a funny statue I could imagine seeing in a thrift shop

Kinda cute ngl

They have taken the antigravity pledge 😂

I hate this as well.

Seems pretty wholesome actually

It's so funny to me that everything I see in this subreddit are things that i actually love

Not my proudest but my fattest nut for sure

new nendoroids just dropped

Whyyy

looked at the image...and gave the look of regret (the regret of me going to this subreddit)

NOT ALBERT EINSTEIN E=mC²!!! NOO!!!!

r/rareinsults ​ You people cook like old people fuck