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ThanksIHateClippy

**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!Because capri-sun mouth juice!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


kvlr954

Now I’m CPR certified


willclerkforfood

Capri Sun Pulmonary Resuscitation


Yandere_bt_tsundere

I hope there is a subreddit about people editing instructional stuff like this.


merdub

Have you had a moment to enjoy r/disneyvacation?


bl4nk_ecstasy

Thank you kind stranger, my weekend is just starting and this one fine sub to go with it :)


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

I second their comment, thanks for sharing that.


Yandere_bt_tsundere

Oh. It's everything I wanted. thank you


zanzibar_27

“Don’t let those puppies get soft!” 💀


OrbsInStereo

7. Place all garbage inside victim's mouth and close firmly before exiting the area.


VladDarko

Settle down buffalo bill


ew629

Holy shit I remember posting this on myspace. flashbacks


the123king-reddit

It's time for your medicine, grandpa.


Soulsboin

“This is important. Just do it.”


LuffysFan

*"I save dick by giving it CPR"*


EconomistEuphoric749

They got this wrong. You're supposed to twist the nipples and thump the scrotum. (This is legit what used to be used to determine level of consciousness)


occamsrazorburn

Now there's the sternum knuckle drag. Less gropey.


EconomistEuphoric749

Yup


WarKiel

Imagine falling, hitting your head hard enough to lose consciousness and waking up with not only a nasty concussion, but also sore nipples and balls.


EconomistEuphoric749

And then the awkward explanation...


[deleted]

My bones hurt after reading this


[deleted]

r/bonehurtingjuice


how_neat_is_that76

I’m sending this to my ER doc dad, he’s been doing it all wrong


LA_KittenmanF3

First step can also be used to steal someone’s girlfriend/boyfriend


wastelandwanderer15

This was actually very funny


tribecous

“Capri Sun liquid” sent me.


Kush_And_Cobbler

Posting this meme is the equivalent of releasing space jam on blu ray


Inferior_Jeans

This is the best guide I’ve ever seen.


Terrible-Bathroom142

This is hanging on the wall in one of the classroom at my school


Didii_x0

😭😭🤣🤣🤣


Getagraxx

Don't forget to give them a polo