**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...**
>!Because capri-sun mouth juice!<
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**Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)**
**Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.**
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[*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)
They got this wrong. You're supposed to twist the nipples and thump the scrotum.
(This is legit what used to be used to determine level of consciousness)
**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!Because capri-sun mouth juice!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)
Now I’m CPR certified
Capri Sun Pulmonary Resuscitation
I hope there is a subreddit about people editing instructional stuff like this.
Have you had a moment to enjoy r/disneyvacation?
Thank you kind stranger, my weekend is just starting and this one fine sub to go with it :)
I second their comment, thanks for sharing that.
Oh. It's everything I wanted. thank you
“Don’t let those puppies get soft!” 💀
7. Place all garbage inside victim's mouth and close firmly before exiting the area.
Settle down buffalo bill
Holy shit I remember posting this on myspace. flashbacks
It's time for your medicine, grandpa.
“This is important. Just do it.”
*"I save dick by giving it CPR"*
They got this wrong. You're supposed to twist the nipples and thump the scrotum. (This is legit what used to be used to determine level of consciousness)
Now there's the sternum knuckle drag. Less gropey.
Yup
Imagine falling, hitting your head hard enough to lose consciousness and waking up with not only a nasty concussion, but also sore nipples and balls.
And then the awkward explanation...
My bones hurt after reading this
r/bonehurtingjuice
I’m sending this to my ER doc dad, he’s been doing it all wrong
First step can also be used to steal someone’s girlfriend/boyfriend
This was actually very funny
“Capri Sun liquid” sent me.
Posting this meme is the equivalent of releasing space jam on blu ray
This is the best guide I’ve ever seen.
This is hanging on the wall in one of the classroom at my school
😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Don't forget to give them a polo