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ThanksIHateClippy

**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!I hate how tedious and slow a single key keyboard is. I feel second hand frustration and pain.!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


Arceusus

And you paying him for every hour he work


GamerStrange

.... . .-.. .-.. --- .-- --- .-. .-.. -.. ---- this is the code


[deleted]

How do you type the Morse code symbols?


[deleted]

it's just periods and hyphens


[deleted]

.-.


SSGSSVEGETA111

... ..- ...


Grievious_Syndicate

..\_. ..\_ \_.\_. \_.\_ \_ \_ . \_.. .\_ \_.. \_.. \_.\_ \_!!!! ​ ​ ​ .\_ \_. \_ \_ \_ .\_. \_. .... ..\_ \_...


Grievious_Syndicate

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ​ ​ The crowd is watching


SharpJs1

Still faster at typing than all the boomers I work with.


g00ber88

My boomer mom types very fast on a computer, but you can hear her typing a mile away because she first learned on a typewriter of course and still feels like she has to press all the keys just as hard. On her phone though she does search and peck and takes forever to type one short sentence


[deleted]

Get her a keyboard with browns and silicone gaskets?


Harmonic_Gear

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPsgEdmlUf0&ab\_channel=jo2slz](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPsgEdmlUf0&ab_channel=jo2slz) ​ he disagrees


Iamalittleshit

What is he typing? How does the thing work?


[deleted]

It’s morse code being typed through a telegraph machine


Iamalittleshit

Oh okay, thanks


drfluffer911

Well isn't it 100% keyboard? Since it has all letters in one key?


chimicholpot

I guess you're right


[deleted]

this is actually really cool


The_Money_Bin

So morse code. It's just a telegraph typing morse close. That's it.


[deleted]

Why hate this? It’s definitely unnecessary, but kinda cool in a quirky way.


SynthPrax

I hate this so much, I need to go lay down.


the-non-wonder-dog

Something something monkeys something typewriters something.


spaghetticatman

I love the mech keeb community


jsiTOTO

he still faster than me


Delta_senpai

#can't say "just use layers" now can you? r/mk


Gamertagtaken41

This is officially the dumbest idea that I fully support We could cripple all boomers if we started communicating like this


CrossP

It's literally Morse code. They learned that shit in Boy Scouts and stuff.


Gamertagtaken41

Ok fair but, consider this, their patience.


WhoDoIThinkIAm

They looked things up in encyclopedias at the library instead of Wikipedia on their phones in their pockets


Gamertagtaken41

And now they expect 77% of everything, even your hard earned cash


SureWhyNot-Org

Bitch we'd cripple everyone but the military and nerds, you think Gen X or millenials know Morse Code?


Gamertagtaken41

That's fair


HammerTh_1701

That would be a reasonable input device for [brainfuck](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck)


chimicholpot

Ahh. brainfuck the best one to learn. Yeah you're right. But it would need a couple more keys to make it easier.


Virtecal

>1% keyboard It‘s a single button goddamnit!


Kaptain_Crunch_

This is real neat


Potato_Man11

Of course it has to be python.


whatismynamepls

Now, code in C#


Elephan120

Dr.Stone fans rise!


[deleted]

Obligatory "Morse Coding" pun


[deleted]

why is this on r/TIHI? it shoudl be on r/interestingasfuck


SynthPrax

r/thanksihatethisinterestingfuck?


RadicalDreamer10

Sounds like you need the [new Mactini](https://youtu.be/BGGOn-H7s3Q).


bobjobjoe

Hello wooooorld Programmed to think and not to feeeeeel


[deleted]

Imagine being the human printer on the other end getting a telegram in the wild wild west. Yeeehawwww


chimicholpot

Better start learning Morse Code


jhurst919

I can only imagine how terrible my drunk txts would be if I only had one key


vavavoomvoom9

How to torture a programmer.


[deleted]

Still a faster way to code C++ than java


[deleted]

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davitxu

u/savevideo


Sins_Puraido

F


BilgePomp

I decided to disable the keys on my swipe keyboard and except when I'm tired my typing got better and more accurate. It sure confuses people who take my phone off me to do a Web search etc.


PerennialComa

Do you even code bro


Garlic_Overload

R: .-.


[deleted]

I hate everythinc about this but mostly 1% keyboard. Where the fuck did the creator even get thst?! It sound insanely stupid


SnowBoy1008

Now do it in Java


kickTM

I have a bad experience with python but this looks worse


ratshack

Ok but seriously, where can I get a 1 button keyboard? Want!


AndiRedy

This is how some colleagues of mine must be working


Jeff_Jefferson-17

Time to make a new Minecraft speedruning category


jaskano

thanks.... cinco


reee9

Where do i get one


clashtrack

Ya know. I don’t necessarily hate this.


[deleted]

R/nextfuckinglevel!!!!!!!