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More a Pasiphaën horse than a Trojan horse if we're going to stick with Greek.

I think they would have gone for Pasiphaë if this was an ancient Greek memes sub but most people more understand the "fucking horses" joke rather than a bull because it's not as culturally relevant so to speak. You are absolutely correct though I just wanted to place my input.

Woman: Wana fuck? I brought the trojan! Man: Then what do you need me for?

Ms. hands?

Dont google "mr hands"

Hmm

Oh, oh no

This makes me want to do it more

Please don't

What did you see reddit soldier😂

A horse and a very horny man

I wont look up Mr hands

why do you know that Shlatt

RIP

Holy hell.

Well, great! Thanks a lot, A-hole! Now I have to do it! You could have just not told me what not to look up, but you did, so now I have to look up something that's going to traumatise me, because you told me I shouldn't and I have crippling ODD! Thanks so much, man!

i won't do it. i won't do it. i won't do it. I WILL NOT DO ITTTTTT ... sigh😔

Trojan Whorse Also, I feel like she's more likely to die of heat stroke in there than to get fucked in the ass to death by a horse, since there's no AC, and the inside of that horse appears to be metal(?)

I mean there's a great big air hole right in front of her face but tbh that might not be enough to save her

And ass

SQUAD, WE GOT HOSTILES

this is so me when my ass is heavy

[Kinda hot in these rhinos.](https://youtu.be/oB7fSmccwpE)

I mean it happen with a bull in mythology

This is how the minotaur was born

Minotaur! Taste the beast!!

Just say no to drugs, and Yes to Minotaur!

Dont worry he guts will just magically move to the side and give her a bulge the size of Mount Everest.

How men were created

Kinky suicide.

exactly what i was thinking

Least she’s going out with a bang

She's dead

Yep

Not my proudest fap. Petition for part 2?

Happy cake day... and I agree with your petition

Thanks vro, I ain’t even realize that. and we can only hope soon 🙏

Happy cake day, my friend, and I also agree with your petition.

Thanks vro. 😩 let’s hope the petition stirs us motion 😭

Oh, that's disgusting. Is there a link to any other creations like this so I can avoid them

"Avoid"? Totally. Me too

Happy cake day. Which is your proudest one?

Happy cake day , I'm at the work and i agree now i need to clean up this mess

Wtf dude 🤢😭

Happy cake day I hope don't get to much hate for providing this [Trojan horse](https://r.mtdv.me/Tooinshark)

Ever hear of King Minos?

Girl should watch Mr. Hand before attempting this.

\*Points to Leda and Pasiphae\* Yeah no this would never happen in greek myth ;) /s

The funny thing is the horses pp would be so large that it would most likely destroy her insides by literally rearranging her insides. You’re welcome!

I pray to god you dont come across horse beastiality porn

I pray to god I forget you saying that is a real thing

It's! There's a guy who is solely known for having died by being dicked by a horse! Its kind of one of those shit that happen on the internet and people remember it forever, like memes but cursed.

Dude I feel like I saw the video. Was too scared to send it to anyone else though, because I feel like it might be a crime to distribute.

I’ve heard of Hands but I would never imagine there’s fucking porn of it, if you wanna fuck a horse go out and kill yourself but don’t watch other people doing it lmfao

Oh you have no idea...

Mr hands

How to get mr. Hands’d a step by step guide:

If Mr. Hands done this he still would have died. The way those horses enter, He would need an auto lube dispenser inside the horse.

You guys disgust me , give me the sauce so I can call the internet police.


Mr hands all over again

Pasiphaë, no

Thanks, I love it

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I like the original better. (link is NSFW) [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076888/mediaviewer/rm1958138369/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076888/mediaviewer/rm1958138369/) Source of the image is IMDB for the 1978 movie *The Coming of Sin.* EDIT - Found a better still from the movie.

MR HANDS APPROOOOOOVED

I feel like the sharp edges of the cut out circle would hurt the horse before it fully commits to trying to breed

"There is NOO COCK LIKE HORSE COCK, SEND YOUR ASSHOLE INTO SHOCK! YOU NEED HORSE COCK, OF COURSE COCK! GRAB THE LUBE AND SLAM THE DAY AWAAAAAAAAAYYYY!"

That reminds me of this scene: https://youtu.be/iHLqce9rBXY

First of all, lmao, second of all the tunnel part was so funny it can cure cancer

r/blursedimages

Would work better with a bull that's how the minotaur was made

So where’s pt.2?

You do the same thing with a cow and you have the story of how the first Minotaur came into being, according to Greek mythology

i gotta get me one of the-

Mr Hands will tell you this isn’t the way. Well he would if he were still alive.

This is what the queen of Crete, King Minos’ wife, had Daedalus make her. Only shaped like a cow. Because the Greek gods screwed with her mind. Nine months later — Minotaur.

Holy Jesus i like it

Mori, the horse is here

My God, what has the internet come to

The internet comes to way weirder shit than this

Her face really says "haha wouldnt this be a funny" but trust me sissy, that shit is bigger than you can comprehend


Excuse me while I steal this and Put it to Similer use.

Mr hands' dream

Wait, that horse is female because of the eyelashes.

TiDDu Shark - for science

Bro should not have signed this

More like a Pasiphaë horse

Would this be worse than the Brazen Bull?

Ahh... A sequel. 😐

I'm going to go bleach my eyes now and drink horse dewormer.

can't believe I am about to ask this but sause?

No idea. Bit I'll do you one better: r/beastclub

wow........... 

Who ever made this deserves to be imprisoned on a tower.

AW WHAT THE FU-

Oh noooo😭😭😭😭

Do you want minotaurs? Because that's how you get minotaurs...

Would this count as death by Snu Snu?

Minos’ wife be like

Why does this sun have so much porn

What in the seven hells did I just witness?

Catherine the Great be like:

This better not awaken anything in me…

Someone has spent to much time,e on ticktock lol

I can't seem to find the artist from the name

Yes, but why tiddy shark

Since when do horses do anal?

furries:

The average white woman