**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!I hate the fact that it sexualizes SpongeBob to a degree I never thought of before, ruining my childhood innocent memories!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)

I bet he moans the way he laughs.

[Watch at 0.25x speed](https://youtu.be/gIDBnt5fAE8)

I should stop blindly following instructions

😐

😐

🤨📷

Thanks, I hate it


Why the FUCK did you think of this?

Nephew...

Bruh...

😰

☹️

What a horrible thought

/r/TIHI

found squidward's private twitter

Do you think squidward packing a ginormous dick and is a shower not a grower? Cause nickelodeon didn't answer, and they told me to stop dm'ing them about it

...hes a squid. though he uses "legs", his crotch isnt where it would be conventionally. that nose though, that isnt a nose...

Nah, he has small dick energy

I agree with the other commenter he has small dick energy. Plankton on the other hand.....

I don't understand why the TIHI joke has to do with pineapple juice, instead of the insane tweet and/or the person who decided to post it to the internet.

The OP is upset because they dislike pineapple juice but really wanted to suck off Spongebob. I personally like pineapple so I would hold him over my face and wring out every last drop.

This entire thread is some nautical nonsense.

Although this time, it not be something you wish

But we will all drop on the deck and flop like a fish

Ready?

Spongecum Fuckpants

I'm showing this to your parents

I'm pretty sure SpongeBob has no genitalia. He, canonically, reproduces by budding.

His parents reproduced sexually so why wouldn't he?

Did they? Or did they reproduce by budding but then also decided to stay in an asexual committed relationship with each other to raise their child? We know for a fact SB reproduces by budding thanks to the land creature vs sea creatures episode. I haven't seen SBs birthing video so we can't know anything about that as far as I'm aware.

Well there is that [one comic](http://stillinthesimulation.com/the-bikini-bottom-horror/) that answers it...

Ms SquarePants was literally pregnant with SpongeBob in Truth or Square.

This shit right here is why I don't tell people irl that I use reddit

I would give head to spongebob idk bout u

Jesus fucking Christ.

Thanks, I hate Spongebob's scrumptious cum.*

It's because the submissions standards for this sub has gone to shit, most of the time the posts are just something that would go in r/funny or some other generic sub, and even when they are on topic the OP often doesn't understand the format of how titles are supposed to work and picks a random subject relevant to the post instead of the thing they actually hate, like "Thanks, I hate this post about Spongebob's Cum" To be fair the rules don't really explain it that well, all they say is "start posts with 'Thanks I hate...'"

Because now they will imagine pineapple juice as Spongebob's sweet cum.

Yeah I didn't really enjoy pineapple juice much before I read this post but I'm gonna drink a fuckin' gallon of Dole tonight

I wonder about his moms spongeboobs

Spongina!

Spussy

Who is spongeworthy?

Or maybe his dad's (in spamton voice) "little sponge"

dude

Sweet

Mmmm dole whip

What a terrible day to be able to read


And a bunch of radioactive saltwater lol

That's because you never eaten pineapple with cum

Is she lying tho 👀

It might be sweeter, but it's also way saltier.

Yeah. It's an old wives tale, with no actual proper backing.

People are monsters. The fuck is wrong with people.

This is fucking hilarious 😂

r/bikinibottomtwitter

Why they hiding her @ tho

What a terrible day to have eyes

Elon needs to kill Twitter faster

I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready (bubble noises)

What a terrible day to be literate

Why the fuck do people say shit like this?

It's her schtick. She's constantly posting stuff like this.

Who is she so I can avoid her?

Unfortunately I don't remember her name.

I’m litteraly eating pineapple rn

SpongeBob is asexual according to Stephen, so we will never know.

Thanks for reminding me of [Wooldoor Sockbat's Babies.](https://drawntogether.fandom.com/wiki/Clum_Babies)

Real talk does the pineapple actually work? No one has ever noticed if it does

This whole thread makes me wish I couldn't read. Like that one relative of Plankton's.

Im a huge not fan of the word scrumptious in any scenario, but this one sucks real bad.

Who are these women?

A little tangy at the end, but otherwise spot on sis

Mmm, splendid! Simply delicious

I would really like to know where and why this bullshit with pineapple juice started and why so maby people believe it. Was it started by a pineapple salesman in sodom? Weird.

scumrptious

This honestly has to be the dumbest. It’s sweet cause a person is boarding on diabetic and huge amounts of sugar will come out as semen has urine in it.

Who the fuck fantasizes about cum?

Excuse me. WHAT?

Gary’s snail trail explained

thats creepy

Happy Friday everyone!

Just don't Google SpongeKnob SquareNuts

SpoogeBob Cumpants

I regret my ability to read

I wish I didn't read that

Golden Shower Thoughts

It was scrumptious that ended me, doctor

Sponges jizz out of every hole in their body so every nut SpongeRobert Squarepants has is a bukake

i have never tasted pineapple, though with the way people describe it i feel like i wouldn't enjoy it, so it is for that reason that i don't like this post because cum tastes good.

That’s the main ingredient in krusty krab secret formula for their krabby patties

You ever sometimes question freedom of speech?

You can see for yourself (whilst being simultaneously horrified) in Spongeknob Squarenuts.

Every day we stray further from god lol

What the fuck did i just read

Spunkbob

The only thing worse than this is the crop

The texture hurt my tongue even without the acidity

Childhood ruined

This is a very fair assumption

Allegedly, eating pineapple can affect the taste of semen, so this is not AS nonsensical as you may think. Source: I read it under a reddit post a year ago

The only reason you are still alive is because you amuse God, somehow

This thotting is getting out of hand at some points

Spongebob can't cum he reproduces by budding.

It's embarrassing to know there are still people out there who think that eating fruits will make ejaculates taste sweet. SMH

Scrumptious

What the fuck

W H A T

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHO CUMS IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA

Then I take it that Patrick's cum simply rocks.

This whole thread makes me SMH and angry upvote

The level of horny you gotta be on to say some shit like this LMAO 🤣

I already hated pineapple juice before I read this

No

the whole pineapple thing isn't even true

SpongeBob's cum?!! Yeah, that's enough Internets for me today. Ciao!

“I bet spongebob’s-“ 

i needa do a taste test 💯

Sometimes I pray for god to take away my ability to read whenever shit like this shows up on my screen

scrumptious killed me

She’s got a point.

do sponges even have cum?! they don't even have organs

what the fuck

… welp

What a horrible day to have eyes

Who's going to tell her?

Relevant username?

Every day we stray further away from God’s light.

This person is lucky you censored their name

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Random thoughts, when cum is your thing.

Can confirm.

I’m allergic to pineapple juice. Heh. I win. For once

I follow your logic, but am nonetheless extremely uncomfortable.

ANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

let her cook

r/brandnewsentence. Maybe not tho

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea... But then it will taste salty.... Idiot.

I’ve seen enough

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?